Ok, so I went on a...

Ok, so I went on a Sunday night...bad decision on my part. There were no girls dancing around 8:45 when I got there. The bartender said they had several girls in the back ready to go. I ordered my drink ($7 whiskey) and sat down. At least they had big screen TV's on ESPN so I had something to do while I drank by myself. I guess I could have done that at my hotel room, but then people would call me an alcoholic.

I sat till 10 when finally a dancer came on stage. She was a tall AA woman with a nice figure. Good show, gave a tip when she got done and came off the stage. Second dancer had a similar build, just a little bit shorter. I like slender, fit ladies, so the night was looking promising. So far 2 for 2 in my book. A third dancer got up and she was the "I've had 3 kids and haven't bothered to shape up again" type. She came to me after her show, but was so drowsy she could barely keep her eyes open. I have yet to meet a dancer who ISN'T in college for dental assistant or X-ray tech. Amazing.

Finally I got a decent dancer over to me and bought her a drink. Earlier the barkeep told me dancer drinks were $20. The waitress said they were $32. WTF!!!! $32 for a dancer drink. What a ripoff! Anyway, since she had spent some time with me, I said OK. Tipped the waitress and asked the dancer about the menu. No innuendo...nothing on the table here. I waited for the 2 for 1 dances and she took me back. Totally wasn't my style doing flips, etc. We had discussed what I liked (more slow, erotic) and it was like she didn't hear me. Then she gets on this kick about, "I thought you said you'd tip me if I gave you a dance" even though I never said such a thing and the dance was a standard 2 song bit. The hustle is strong with this one. She tried to hit me up for a $50 tip!!! 6 minutes, an OK dance with standard contact. $50????