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Dolla Billz

When headed to the club what kind of Dolla Billz do you choose?

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Warning To Toronto SCs - farmerart Is On The Way For A Visit

The winter drilling season is winding down. Exploration camp is being shuttered for the summer. Urgent business matters need to be dealt with in Toronto. I haven't been in a hardcore Toronto SC for about 18 months. Aaaah....following a hot dancer…

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The Prime Of Your Life

I caught an interesting Dougster comment in that unending tattoo thread. He asserted that the years of one's 50s, 60s, and 70s were the prime of one's life. I can't comment about my 70s since I am not there yet.…

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Unrequested blowjob?

Okay, this has happened to me twice now. Has anyone else has a stripper in VIP try to blow them when you didn't ask for it and aren't paying for it? A couple of years ago I had a stripper…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back to follies after reading...

Went back to follies after reading about the raid to see how it was. Same details apply: valet $5( park a Ross street it next door if this annoys you), no cover before 7,…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

First, this club is huge and...

First, this club is huge and looks and feels high-end. This place is easily twice as big as Bourbon or HiLiter. Now, I've only gone on quieter nights. Once on a Thursday…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Hearing the rumor that they would...

Hearing the rumor that they would be closing soon to make room for new retail, I thought I better check in for old times. Things haven't changed much since last time. The good pretty girls,…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Not bad for a Monday. ...

Not bad for a Monday. A rather small lineup of dancers, but pretty high quality, headlined by Amari & Callie. Not sure why but the quality of the stage dances was especially good,…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Just came back from this place....

Just came back from this place. Not much to report except to say that if you want full nude this is the only place near queens as the old wiggles have closed down. As far…

The Pony

Galesburg, Illinois

I went there on a friday...

I went there on a friday night a few weeks back. There is a 5$ cover charge, but no drink minimum. The beer was around 3.50$ a can. Not a big selection at the bar…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Wishbone stage allows for a lot...

Wishbone stage allows for a lot of seating up front near the stage. The lap dance area is open but when I was there there weren't more than a couple of people in there at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I visited Hollywood Show Club on...

I visited Hollywood Show Club on a Thursday night when I also stopped by Penthouse, Hustler, and PT's Sports Bar. Overall, Hollywood was my least favorite, but it was largely a matter of preference…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Got to club about 7pm. Paid...

Got to club about 7pm. Paid 10.00 to get in another 10.00 for vip band. Club was super dead maybe 4 other guys and 3 dancers including a chubby blonde on stage. Sat down at…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stage dances were ok. The...

Stage dances were ok. The lap dance area was dark and set away from everything but people were walking through semi-frequently which was a little distracting. A little touching was allowed by some grils.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I haven't been to too many...

I haven't been to too many strip clubs, but I do have to say this place is different. They have a movie theater that shows adult movies. Also, I guess on special nights,…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I stopped by the Hustler club...

I stopped by the Hustler club on my one-night tour of ESL clubs. I went to Penthouse, Hollywood, Hustler, and the PT's Sports Bar. I think the pluses of the Hustler Club are…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I was here on May 6th...

I was here on May 6th around 2pm. Made it back to Crazyhorse after a long absence and things have changed, not really for the best. They re designed the VIP dance areas. Now there are…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

This was a Saturday, daytime visit,...

This was a Saturday, daytime visit, so... take it for what it's worth. I liked what I've always liked here, and I was quickly tired of what I'm basically always tired of, here.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Stopped by with some friends for...

Stopped by with some friends for there much talked about Lunch Buffet, and it didn't disappoint. I'm not sure who makes there fried chicken, or how its prepared, but it's surprisingly good! Also…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've visited follies a few times,...

I've visited follies a few times, and every time I go I like it less and less. The first few times I went, I loved the place! Last few times I have been less than…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter lives up to its reputation...

HiLiter lives up to its reputation for the best day-shift in the PHX area. I normally visit clubs in the evenings, but I had to see this day-shift for myself, and I wasn't disappointed.…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

First time to this club, found...

First time to this club, found it easily and was refused entry for no ID, (Im 55) so had to go back get Id and return, once in it was a friendle atmosphere and the…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

Went in on a Sunday night....

Went in on a Sunday night. Geniez always used to be closed on Sundays so that limited my travel plans. I welcomed the news of the Sunday opening. But after going, I…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

Visited this club recently while traveling...

Visited this club recently while traveling in OK. The club was easy to find using google map and GPS. Outside appearance is typical of a country club. I did not have any problem with safety…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Went to the Outhouse while on...

Went to the Outhouse while on a business trip to Kansas City. This club has some good and bad points. Given that it is a BYOB, no drinks are served, no prob just…

Tropicana Palace Bar

Prospect Park, New Jersey

This review covers 2 visits both...

This review covers 2 visits both on Friday early evening. Both times there the girls were all black or Latin, which I love. Each shift had 5 to 6 girls. I would rate them from…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped into Hollywood Monday afternoon to...

Stopped into Hollywood Monday afternoon to relax with a cold beer. The parking lot was fenced, clean, and without major potholes, unlike other places in the area. Security was outside looking over the cars…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

So I decide to check out...

So I decide to check out this joint after getting ripped. Its a small place, but plenty of dancers. I get comfortable, then decide to check a few of the girls out.…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

I've been a Pasco County strip...

I've been a Pasco County strip club patron for years, and I always avoided Players Club. It was always the worst of the PC clubs---I remember seeing a heavily pregnant dancer there once, and the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This review covers two recent (March)...

This review covers two recent (March) visits, one occuring on a Friday afternoon, and another on Thursday afternoon. $5.00 cover. About 10 customers, plenty of parking, and maybe 8 dancers on duty. Dancer quality gets…

Jaguars Gold Club

Odessa, Texas

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a couple times. $20 to get in, tip the bouncers $20 and they will find you seats(or look for your own, this place gets crowded late at night) $30…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I had to go and check...

I had to go and check out the remodeling and see if the reports about the VIP were accurate. Got there about 5:00 and had a seat at the bar - no cover, $6…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

When I first started going to...

When I first started going to this club, it was awesome. Since then, horrible. Almost impossible to find a seat. It seems like half the audience are dykes. I'm all for…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

Went there about 5:30. One dancer...

Went there about 5:30. One dancer was wandering around the bar, other two were out on back patio for a smoke. After about 15 minutes the wandering dancer went on stage and for a rather…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

No changes to the club. Different...

No changes to the club. Different door guy, same $5.00 cover to get in. Same hot bartender different hot waitress than last time. Beer is $4.75 for bud, mixed drinks are about $8.00 and up.…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I made it to the famous Mint Lounge in Miami. Probably one of the all time great Stripper dive bars in Miami history. It is definitely off…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Been to this club several time...

Been to this club several time Visited on a Friday evening after work … stayed from approximately 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. The dancers in this club are primarily AA and very approachable and pretty.…

Foxhole

Zanesville, Ohio

Well the first thing you need...

Well the first thing you need to keep in mind with this place is how to get there. It is not easy. If coming from downtown Zanesville head towards Maysville (South Zanesville).…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

This...

This was a good night for Winkers. I arrived about 9:30. The admission was $10 and it's a byob so it's a good deal. As I was paying the man…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Went to Harry O's on a...

Went to Harry O's on a Wednesday afternoon. The only dancers were the usual suspects plus a new black girl who should have kept her top on and taken another job. Veronica had the usual…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This is my third review. I've...

This is my third review. I've been to this club 4 times now, I live out of state and only visit whenever there's a sporting event going on in Raleigh. 3 of my 4 trips…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Went in after work on a...

Went in after work on a Wednesday afternoon. Hadn't been in there in a while but was over on that side of town. Very slow, no bouncer, no door charge, maybe three dancers…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decided to come at the worst...

Decided to come at the worst time possible, Sunday at shift change. There was only black girls dancing at the club which didn't matter to me since I got to dance with Cherish.…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

The club is on the far...

The club is on the far northeast side, but worth the drive. The club is behind a car mechanics shop. The building isn't large but it is nice with covered parking. When you walk in,…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Gave this place a second try,...

Gave this place a second try, I had a free pass so it was low risk. My previous review is a couple down the list. Sad to say, another terrible experience. Again because this club…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This was a pleasant surprise. At...

This was a pleasant surprise. At first glance the hole in the wall located in a cheesy strip mall looks like any other used-to-be-nice type of place. After walking in without paying a cover charge…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Decided to give this club a...

Decided to give this club a second try since the first time I went wasn't so great. Inside the club was still extremely smoky. There were about 10 people other than myself and staff there.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I stopped by this place a...

I stopped by this place a couple of weeks ago, on a Wednesday after a stressful day at the office and I have to say I was a little underwhelmed. I had heard great things…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

The Cheetah is one of my...

The Cheetah is one of my local area clubs and the best one around, but that is pretty much by default since the other clubs in the Sarasota/Bradenton area are G strings and pasties.…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Read good reviews and the concierge...

Read good reviews and the concierge at my hotel said this is the place to go for some extras and bang for the buck. Most of the Bourbon St. clubs are tourist traps so I…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

So, i always avoided this place...

So, i always avoided this place because it just felt like I wouldn't get the bang for a buck. I went it once and saw that there was nudity and but not that many girls…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

When here on a Friday night...

When here on a Friday night with a buddy who is visiting from SoCal. There were about 15 dancers. I have been to strip clubs in the Bay area. The cover was $20. The prices…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Not a terrible place. Subpar...

Not a terrible place. Subpar compared to others in the area. Bit of a biker joint, but all types welcomed normally. My buddies and I stop out every once in awhile,…

Kama Sutra Cabaret (was Babe's Cabaret)

New Orleans, Louisiana

This place sucked, probably because of...

This place sucked, probably because of the time I went but the French Quarter rarely sleeps. Tipped girls pretty well at the stage and they paid no attention to me. One of them bent over…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

This was my 2nd visit to...

This was my 2nd visit to Playmates. I arrived around 8:00 P.M. on a Tuesday night, upon entering I noticed a sign on the door 'Hiring Dancers' When I entered and found only 2 girls…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped on Thursday last week to...

Stopped on Thursday last week to see some hot naked girls. I forgot her stage name but she has a tramp stamp of xtina. I think I could stare at her butt all day. She…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

If you're visiting NOLA forget about...

If you're visiting NOLA forget about the French Quarter strip club traps and go here. Yes it's a pain to drive or get a cab but it's worth it. The neighborhood is safe, not hard…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

It has been a few years...

It has been a few years since my last visit to Baby Dolls. The physical aspects of the club remain unchanged. In fact, I don't think anything has changed. The quality of…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

As a woman, I enjoy a...

As a woman, I enjoy a good show. I understand that a lot of the guys like the bump and grind, but I love entertainment. Kat, not only gives a great show, is adorable and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ive been going to this club...

Ive been going to this club for years and it is still my favorite club in the states. Maybe its cause I know the girls and who to get a dance with rather than…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been here a few times and...

Been here a few times and always enjoy it. The club itself is big with the stage in the middle and the bottle service areas (I think) slightly elevated along the walls. Everything seems clean…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club really never disappoints and...

This club really never disappoints and is always a good bang for the buck. The dancers are a mix of young and old, pretty and not, ethnically diverse. The interior of the club…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

I had one night in Houston...

I had one night in Houston and decided to find a little action. Telephone road looked like the place to find it. I had read some reviews before stopping into the Blue Cat.…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I went into Legs on a...

I went into Legs on a Sunday evening. I had seen the club from the highway and it was down the street from my hotel. When I walked in they hit me up…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Dancing and quality of girls hit...

Dancing and quality of girls hit and miss with occasional night when a few really good looking and talented girls show up. Poor bar management. Bought one moderate bottle of wine on initial visit. Been…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I was not expecting much for...

I was not expecting much for a strip club in Fort Wayne so I started off my night at a regular night club. There were a surprising number of hot girls at the regular…

The Gold Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

As a change of pace I...

As a change of pace I tried the Gold Club instead of Tiffany's. Decent physical facility. Was charged 10 cover with a 2 drink minimum. Topless on stage and in table side dances.…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

The decore was not that bad....

The decore was not that bad. It has one main stage in the center with chairs scattered around it. There are tables booths with a pole in the center for private group dances.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I have been here several times...

I have been here several times over the past few years. The club is different than any other club I have been to with a theatre style set-up that has been well described here.…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

For my centennial mark, I would...

For my centennial mark, I would like to honor the ladies of Exposed. One Friday afternoon, a partner in crime and I decided to visit this fine establishment for some, well, fine entertainment. Let…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

First time at the showplace Go...

First time at the showplace Go Go . bar. Already ready to go back! The entire outside the building was in great shape. Plenty of parking in very good neighborhood. Show place is located in…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

The first club I've ever tried...

The first club I've ever tried in the Ottawa area would've been the Barefax, a small club located in the heart of the city....downtown core. it's a trek upstairs and you walk into s small…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I should preface this review by...

I should preface this review by stating that I've been to hundreds of clubs in 14 different states, and this club is my all time favorite. Though i had a great time as always, there are…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

So my buddies and I decided...

So my buddies and I decided to visit this club after enduring an overcrowded, and only one hot dancer, DejaVu COI. The parking lot is next to a fast food restaurant. The entrance is pretty…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This review is for the new...

This review is for the new daytime version of Vixens (as most know, they closed the Underground late last year and just opened Vixens in the afternoon). Have visited twice since the change Had a…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was in Philly for a...

I was in Philly for a couple days and decided to hit this club because of its location in the city. The club itself is down a back alley type road that honestly if I…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

So I was in TO, and...

So I was in TO, and decided to drop into the famous Zanzibar...I've always gone to Brass Rail as the quality is amazing there, but was hustled several times, which prompted me to try Z.…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Had a fun time, the girls...

Had a fun time, the girls are not too pushy and give great stage shows, with frequent rotation. Dances are in a side room with small booths that have dividers, but are open. nude dances,…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelita Bar is one of the...

Adelita Bar is one of the top two bars in Tijuana Mexico that is a MUST SEE. I visited the bar in the late evening. All bars in Mexico have very heavy velvet…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Arrived in town early after a...

Arrived in town early after a long drive went faster then expected. New it was there and hadn't been in a bit. Bunch of cars in the lot... Lunch crowd maybe, but not…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

I always have a good time...

I always have a good time here either because there is a diamond in the rough that I have good time with or a few bunch of escaped elks I can get drunk and laugh…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

I haven't been to this place...

I haven't been to this place in about three years, and when I did go all that time ago, I was totally unimpressed, but I believe that has changed now. The club is very small,…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

This is a new club, only...

This is a new club, only open about half a year, and it is a beautiful place, very cool fixtures and lighting, etc. But it is very small, and it is also very empty, there…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Good place to visit. The rules...

Good place to visit. The rules are a little restrictive in Souix Falls but hey, that's not the clubs fault or the dancers. You are required to keep your hands on th couch at all…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

I usually like to go to...

I usually like to go to these clubs during the middle of the day if I can get away for an hour or so. One thing that I like about this clubs is that a…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening...

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening after being away from Silk Juneau for awhile. It seemed like there has been some staffing changes, as I saw a few new faces in management and everyone seemed…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

We were curious to see if...

We were curious to see if there were any changes after the raid so we dropped by Friday afternoon. It didn't seem too much different, but the crowd was noticeably smaller. I got there around…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Well what can I say, this...

Well what can I say, this is my first visit to the area (from NC) the club was nice, the ly issue with the club is the smoke, they need a new fan system, I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for a conference...

Was in Vegas for a conference and decided to check this place out on the recommendation of a few cabbies. The place did not disappoint. There must have been 50-75 girls mostly between…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived around 6:30 thought I catch...

Arrived around 6:30 thought I catch end of day shift and start of the evening shift. There is a mandatory Valet no cover when I arrived although they started to collect cover when I left…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Two dollar table dances are definitely...

Two dollar table dances are definitely worth the price of admission. If you have a stack of ones you will be busy with those for a while. For the more adventuresome guys, the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Well-organized club: three poles on one...

Well-organized club: three poles on one stage in the middle that display dancers who then farm out to lap dances. The girls were attractive but not over the top; most important is that nearly…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Showed up just after 8PM on...

Showed up just after 8PM on Friday night. This club used to be a standby for me in the 90's and early 00's. I haven't been there much lately. You park on the right of…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

This hasn't been one of my...

This hasn't been one of my favorite clubs over the years. However, a couple of daytime stops recently led to some high quality dances from Melodie. If you are into the Girl Next…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Club is easily accessed from the...

Club is easily accessed from the highway. Well lit, decent parking lot with security cameras. Entrance is $5 except early when free. Bouncers friendly. Enter club, bar to left and extensive…

The Big Easy

Baltimore, Maryland

This place from the outside looks...

This place from the outside looks like a hole in the wall neighborhood bar, and it is on the inside too! I walked in about 10:30 on a Tuesday. There were 2girls and…

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Road Kill- Bullwinkle take note

Okay, expanding on the OTC MOOSE OR SQUIRREL question. I notice in my woodland Michigan town that squirrel are probably the most predominant roadkill out there, although woodchuck rabbit and skunk seem to be on the hit parade as…

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Gosling or Reynolds?

Which Ryan? Oh wait - wrong site. Nevermind.

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Heads up for all you guys/lopaw that are tired of the bald look.

Saturday's 8315 E Colfax Ave Denver, Colorado 80220 Reviewed on: May 7, 2013 Visited on: Unknown After Midnight Dancers on Shift: 1-5 Star_Rating_0_Half Dancers Star_Rating_5 Value Star_Rating_0_Half Atmosphere Star_Rating_2 Overall BUSH WARNING! BE READY FOR PUBIC HAIR IN THE AIR!! NO GROOMING STANDARDS FOR DANCERS HERE! I…

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Beware of pistol packing strippers part 2

In the first part. I mentioned that my friends & I saw a stripper in a atlercation with a muger. She had a glock 9 loaded with hallow points. One of you asked why didn't we my friends & I…

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Guess who?

I'll give you 4,713,072 guesses, and the first 4,713,071 don't count. Subject: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Message: You're the fucktard, S****t.

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Would you rather?

Would you rather get a massage and a happy ending for 30 minutes and $120, or spend a night with your friends for 3 hours at a strip club and drop $200 for 5-6 lap dances?

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Beer or bloody mary

Have you ever been camping and had beer for breakfast?

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A future stip club dovotee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pGk068qdY1k Yea baby!

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Coffee or Mountain Dew?

What gets you going in the am?

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pain

Steel against sticks Arrows against stones Iron against cloth Blood and broken bones From cities of Brick To houses of sticks Clash to the pounding of the drums Heart pumping to the beat of war Body dancing to the call of…

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May 7,2013

It's time for a drink and a dance you going ?

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Lyrical Advice...

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's…

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Bullwinkle

You may want to be careful where you go with that outfit on. I heard some ranchers there have velcro mittens.: )

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What is the difference between a shit load and a shit ton?

What phrazes do you hear that sound funny?

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Swinger/adult clubs

So odd question here I'm more of a stripclub kinda guy but there are 2 swinger clubs near buy that look entertaining. Champagne club ( Fort Wayne) and Klub Lyden(Muncie) both Indiana. My question is has anyone ever been ?…

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What kind of girls get hired at Club Wax in Atlanta

I posted a picture of myself as my profile pic. Do you think I could get hired at Club Wax? Or would I have to lose some weight first?

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When traveling how to pick a club

When you travel do you always club or do you read the reviews to see if it is worth your money to club? Do you just read reviews or do you ask this group or PM a known local? Do you just…

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White Chocolate

rell used that term in the thread about ethnicity. I can't say I've heard it, but I know exactly what he means. For a number of years, we've all seen the white suburban males that dress and talk like they're…

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Animal Print

What's your favorite animal print on a dame? Tiger, Leopard, Zebra, Snakeskin, etc. Please, nobody say Liger.

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Took a buddy out to celebrate...

Took a buddy out to celebrate his getting hitched. Not my first time to this club and likely won't be my last. It can be fun if you go in with no expectations. There were…

Elite II

Panama City, Panama

I've been to a lot of...

I've been to a lot of strip clubs (topless, nude, bikini, pastie, etc.) all over the U.S., but this was my first time at a South/Central American place. All I can say is WOW!…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

I visited Estasy on a...

I visited Estasy on a Thursday night after 10:00 pm. There were 20 to 25 dancers. Listed below is the breakout, there were 25% of the dancers in the 9 to 10 range.…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Interesting place. I stopped by...

Interesting place. I stopped by a few weeks ago just trying to pass some time. My first impression was that it was not very clean. More or less your typical dingy strip club.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I checked out this spot a...

I checked out this spot a couple of weeks back on a Sunday. They were charging 10 bucks to get in and the guy at the door said that was because that would give you…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I went to this club after...

I went to this club after saw my ATF name on their roll call. Didn't know it if it was her or not but I decided to try anyway. Got there around midnight. Paid the…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

I had heard there was a...

I had heard there was a new club in town. I stopped by during happy hour on the way home from work. This is not a strip club. There was a single…

Platinum Lace

London, England

I was in London for a...

I was in London for a business trip and had some time to spare on a Monday afternoon. After reading some good reviews I decided to visit PL. No cover before 7pm. As expected, the…

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High School Football

How many tusclers played high school football and what was your number ?

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Felony

What jobs can you work if you have a felony ?

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How far would you go to get a strippers phone number?

A father and son accused of drawing knives during a fracas at a Lockwood strip club were charged Monday with felonies. Jose Angel Lopez Sr., 49, and Jose Angel Lopez Jr., 24, both of Corpus Christi, Texas, appeared in Yellowstone County…

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Thems fightin words.

FARGO – Police say an argument between two men over the merits of the Army versus the Marine Corps outside a Fargo strip club escalated into a fight during which one of the men suffered a serious cut to his…

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Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann! I love country girls! Line dance behind a cute country cutie and you understand me. I love Ginger but I worked in Hollyweird repairing gas pipelines and I'm done with that place.

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Tits or Ass

Another topic that's probably been put through the ringer but here it goes. In the strip club it's tits but on the world of civilians, it's ass. Is that weird?

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Ethnicity

Bullwinkle brought up a good point-Asian. I love Asians. They're hot and usually a value, at least in Cali. I've had some banging ass Asians at AMP's and through Backpage. I love black chicks but since…

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Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads

I'm sure that this has been discussed before but since I'm new, Im bringing it up. For me, it's Brunettes.

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Translation Please

Saw this in a local review today: "Came in, needed pat down. 10 bucks cover. Parking lot at least half full. Stage separated by table. Take over control. Dubstep. Lil wayne. I had to make a little note about the wifebeater…

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Value

I love $1 burgers and $5 lappers with $20 extras ! How you like it ? Juice or Fartmart taste ?

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More Food Talk

Sorry farmerart... I'm shocked - shocked I say - with the number of people claiming they don't eat fast food. Y'all being truthful? Just trying to impress the board. Are me and Juice the only guys n here that freely…

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Solo or With a Friend

Ok, if the food talk is getting old, then do y'all prefer going solo to the club or with a GOOD friend, associate, etc. Does the day, location or time of day play into your answer.

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Welcome to the Hotel California...

So my 17yo son and I are driving along when "Hotel California" by the Eagles (a popular rock and roll band from the late 70's for you young bucks out there {wink}) comes on. He reaches out and cranks…

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Recommend a good club in Maryland?

I'm close to Showcase, and I know it's the only full grind full nude place between Baltimore and DC, and that DC doesn't allow any lapdances. Just curious if there's anything similar to Showcase I could drive to, considering I'm…

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What's With All This Food Shit?

All these food threads are becoming boring. I readily recognize the relationship between food and sexuality. BUT, you guys are talking about food that is pure crap - Mickey D's, Burger King, biscuits and gravy, scrapple, Coke, Pepsi. Give me…

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Barbecue

Since, we're discussing food lately, I just couldn't let this go by without asking. What's your favorite style of barbecue? Eastern North Carolina with the vinegar based sauce and pork Western North Carolina with the ketchup based sauce and pork South Carolina and…

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Anyone else here ever been burnt out on the drama?

Chances are if someone gets burnt out they don't go to this forum, but I thought I would throw this out there in case some of you have been through the cycle, or as a data point to anyone that…

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get down on it

I'm here if you need a pick up, that random conversation Some help, ask or give me a sign it's just a yell Say you think of me whilst you touch yourself A deep longing to have you around, my…

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May 6,2013

Did you do a vip today ?

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Turning strippers down for dances.

A night out at Christie's Cabaret didn't hurt a man's pockets, but it did hurt his head. Police officers were called to the adult entertainment complex in Cleveland after a man said he was assaulted by a stripper. The 38-year-old…

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Favorite pie?

Mine was grandma's apple pie.

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Rice

Since food seems to be a hot topic, what about rice? Every culture seems to have their own take on it, many with beans. I'm conflicted here since one of my Grammas made some amazing Risotto(she's a South…

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Nasty Foods

What is the nastiest food you have ever tried? Mine is scrapple

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Backrubs?

Anyone ever had a backrub in a strip club? Did you like it? I've only been in one that did this. Our in the main seating area a really cute girl (dressed seductively, but not like a stripper) would go…

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Busty in Albuquerque

I'll be visiting Albuquerque in a few weeks and wanted to know where to go for the absolute biggest boob girls in town. Real or fake -- I just like 'em huge. The last time I was in town I…

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Least Favorite Dancers

I know that for many of us, we have and talk about our ATF. Does anyone out there have a Least Favorite Dancer? Reasons why?

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pregnant strippers

What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol

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Inspired by Juice ... McDonald's or Burger King ?

I've always preferred the flamed broiled BK burgers myself. (though I'll eat at either of these place no more than 2 or 3 times a year)

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If a pregnant stripper's water breaks

on you during a lap dance, do you count that as squirting?

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Sometimes flattery doesn't work.

Dancer. I think you are attractive. me. thanks dancer. blah blah, blah I can't remember the details dancer. You want a dance? me, no thanks. I never thought she was that attractive.

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California Disclaimer

Somebody please help me. How come California is the only state with a disclaimer concerning its clubs and dancers? From my experience, clubs here are very enjoyable. I'd figure that Las Vegas would have a disclaimer being…

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The Nerve of This Guy

Flagged this insult of a review. Not only does the guy copy/paste and repeat each sentence , the sentence itself is total BS and completely inaccurate w.r.t. the club. The dude even posted two reviews on the same day w.r.t. two clubs…

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One prospect or multiple prospects for OTC?

I've been going to clubs for awhile but I haven't had any OTC action in years so I'm rusty. I have been doing ITC activities for years because it's easier and that's what most of dancers deal with but…

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Neighnorhood bars

I'm at a neighborhood sports bar right now enjoying a great burger and fries and a couple of cold ones. Two hot blondes probably late 20s walked in and started with a couple cold ones. Two guys in their 60s…

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Tattoos

So, I'm sitting here waiting to get tattooed and I'm wondering... Do tattoos on dancers matter? I'm not "heavily" tattooed, but I do have the beginnings of a sleeve, a thigh piece, a foot piece, the back of a calf…

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Biscuits and gravy, or chicken and waffles?

I was gunna go mayo or miracle whip, but this is in honor of Juice!

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Rent's due.

Is there a connection between menu availability and time of the month? I don't mean THAT time of the month... She paid bills, bought stuff, blew a wad, bailed her PL boyfriend and oh-oh......forgot rent's due. Need cash tonight....

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May 5,2013

Are you going to jizz during a king lapper dance today ?

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Phone numbers

Lately I have been getting a lot of girls volunteer their phone numbers at the end of the dance sessions. I have never asked or showen any interest in any OTC activity with these dancer. most of them are upwards…

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Sense and Sensibility

My favorite senses Sight - a perfect ass Smell - coconut Sound - Blues Taste - Chocolate Touch - two fingers in the coochie, like warm apple pie

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Would you do a 7 months pregnant stripper?

From a recent review: "As I sat there & watch one of the dancers on stage I notice another dancer coming out of VIP. I needed to take a double look & make sure i didn't have 1 too many. Well…

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Pros in clubs

I've been going to clubs off and on for 16 years and was approached by a non-dancer, non-waitress for the first time for p4p while I was in a strip club. Does this happen often for anyone else?…

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is their a 10,000 club

10,000 comments anybody ?

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My 5,000th Post!

Who else has made it to this big milestone?

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It's Cinco de Mayo.

What are your plans? I am headed to my favorite club to partake in some great tacos. LOL.

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Coke or Pepsi ?

Coke or Pepsi ?

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what came first ?

Pimp or hoe ?

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200lbs drop !

It's time to drop some weight for all my hoes......any tips from the big fella crowd on tuscler ? I'm 400 and the goal is 200 in the next 2 to 4 years

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May 4, 2013

Did you thank your striper today ?

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Sam! Will you fuckin relax?

Relax.

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OT: Most Dangerous Neighborhoods: Detroit Home To 3 Most Violent Areas In Americ

In the most dangerous neighborhood in America, you have a one-in-seven chance of being the victim of a violent crime every year. Same goes for the second-most dangerous. You'll fare slightly better in the third-most dangerous, where your chances are…

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Strip Club DJ Gets Prison For Having Child Porn

DENVER (AP) — A strip club disc jockey from Denver has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison for possessing child pornography. Federal prosecutors said Friday that 46-year-old Walden Allen Schmidt was sentenced this week to 97 months in…

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Lap dancers accused of kidnapping a strip club boss who owed them £42,000 after

Three lap dancers and an actress kidnapped a club boss who failed to pay them £42,000 after the premises were closed down during the Cheltenham National Hunt Festival, a court heard yesterday. The women appeared in the dock with two men…

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New York-New Jersey Prostitution Ring Forced Women To Have Sex 25 Times A Day, S

NEW YORK — The young Mexican women were driven to rural New Jersey, where their handlers used threats to make them have sex with 25 farmworkers a day, U.S authorities. Or they were confined to dingy brothels in the New…

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CLUB CHANGES

glad to read that Follies in ATL got rid of the pool table. now, if they would get rid of valet parking, pot smoking and thug customers the prettier dancers might come back. any other things that your…

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Boy Hires Hooker, But Gets Piggy Bank Stolen Instead

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/05/boy-hires-hooker-but-gets-piggy-bank-stolen-instead/

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Theory: From a LE raid perspective, strip clubs are safer on weekends.

I noticed that none of the 8 recent raids that I researched happened on Saturday or Sunday. Two possible reasons came to mind for this. 1) The highest ranking police and other city officials do not work weekends normally and would…

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Beware of pistol packing strippers

Hey y'all, last nite was clubing with some friends of mmine. As we were walking to our vehicals. We saw some guy harasing a stripper tha was getn into her car. the guy wouldn back off we stood there wondering…

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May 3, 2013

Have you clubbed today ?

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Austin recommendations

I will be making a visit to Austin in a couple of weeks and I was wondering if anyone would give me a recommendation of what club(s) to try. To give you some idea of what I'm looking for,…

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Dancer Jealousy Part 2

Last week I reported being the object of a jealous encounter between 2 dancers. This week the melodrama continued with the same dancers in the same club. Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known…

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Emotionally Attached PL's

I see this more and more on this board and in life.You guys seem to lose your balls with these girls.And it seems to be more prevalent with the older guys.What gives?Is this your last ditch effort,go out in a…

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What kind of dancers are hired at Club Wax in Atlanta?

I mean, is there a certain way you have to look to get hired? And do you have to be skinny? Or does that club also hire girls that are thick?

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Quelle est cette "je ne sais quoi"?

Monsieur Bullwinkle gots me ta thankin' 'bout those little thangs that make certain clubs special. And not in the "rides the short bus" kind of way. You may not be able to describe the "je ne sais quoi" you perceive…

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May 6-12 is "International Clitoris Awareness Week"

Mention the word "clitoris" and some people get touchy -- and not in a good way. But that could change quickly because May 6—12 as the first ever "International Clitoris Awareness Week," a seven-day period designed to celebrate the female body…

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Ban rope!

<i>How people commit suicide has changed, too. Use of firearms and poison rose, but the biggest increase was for suffocation, mostly due to hanging.</i> http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/05/02/180545035/suicide-rate-climbs-for-middle-aged-americans?utm_source=NPR&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130502 Sorry for off topic, just a chance to prod a certain someone everybody knows on here...

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The Derby

OT: Anybody headed to the Kentucky Derby this Saturday? This will be my first time, bringing my ATF with. Just need to find her a hat. Any suggestions on the area?

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REVIEWS ???

anyone having problem getting a review accepted? last one I sent keeps getting rejected for being to short or not enough details. expanded to fill the box and still gets rejected.

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Paul Harvey

The rest of the story... Juice is in one corner surrounded by hot dancers and a table full of vegetables and Mc D wrappers. He is preachin the gospel and lining up otc... LDK is in another corner with hot dancers crawling…

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SC Joke of the day

Alutard is sitting in a club one day and a dancer approaches him and starts to sit down. As she is sitting down she says "I just wanted to walk over here and offer to fuck your brains out". She…

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Mommy

Mommy! Mommy! Altard keeps threatning me! Tell him to stop or I can't stop sucking my thumb and masterbating...

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Funny Dancers

Now that we've heard about best stripper lies, what are some of the funniest shit that a dancer had said? My ATF is sarcastic as fuck but one thing she said that wasn't sarcastic that had me dying was…

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Feds involved in hunt for wanted MB strip club owner

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) – Horry County Police and the U.S. Marshals service are searching for a Myrtle Beach gentleman's club owner after a victim came forward claiming he raped her. "I went to the hospital as soon as I got…

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You have go to read this

A Texas judge has ruled in the famous not enough cloth case. This is not only justice, it is poetic justice. http://www.scribd.com/doc/139072525/Judge-s-Entertaining-Order-in-Strip-Club-Case

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Platinum Plus Raided

http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/11-dancers-at-platinum-plus-strip-club-charged-in-prostitution-sting/-/132502/19990048/-/9k2d48z/-/index.html

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Biggest Stripper Lie

Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked." Can anybody top that one?

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May 2,2013

It's time to club you going ?