Warning To Toronto SCs - farmerart Is On The Way For A Visit

May 8, 2013, 1:00 AM

The winter drilling season is winding down. Exploration camp is being shuttered for the summer. Urgent business matters need to be dealt with in Toronto.

I haven't been in a hardcore Toronto SC for about 18 months. Aaaah....following a hot dancer up the side stairs at Million Dollar, watching her turn left at the top of the stairs to the hos' side of the VIP. I could write the review already!

I haven't had sex since the first week in January. I will probably splooge my boxers before I get to the top of the stairs.

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shadowcat12 years ago

I'm sure that they will be happy to see you. Have fun.

Dougster12 years ago

Are there lots of Eastern European girls in the Toronto clubs?

Tiredtraveler12 years ago

Are you going to do you Lap Dance King imitation?

jester21412 years ago

This post alone will cause an influx of dancers in Toronto.

silkypants12 years ago

Yes, please post up to date reviews. I am planning to check out Toronto in July.

farmerart12 years ago

Well, silky, I shall try, but if there is no change from my previous visits it is unlikely that I shall do so. I have serious business to deal with in Toronto and after finishing that business I am off to Corsica for a short holiday. My plans are to visit Million Dollar in Mississauga and Club Pro in Vaughan.

Million Dollar is fairly sleazy and down market but ultra high mileage. Club Pro is much more up market but also ultra high mileage. Food isn't bad at Club Pro. Don't you dare eat anything you can buy at Million Dollar - food wise. I have been known to take my chances with other 'consumables' available in the upstairs VIP.