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A question

If someone that you find attractive asks you to come to their room and be their personal sex slave, would you think that they were serious? And would you do it?

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

It was a flip of the...

It was a flip of the coin, whether I was going to head to Austin, where several of the clubs were known to me, or to stay put in San Antonio and check out one…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Got there shortly after shift change...

Got there shortly after shift change so only about 3 dancers were there when I arrived. I paid my cover and for my first drink at the door. I ordered a water when…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Whats funny about this clubs is...

Whats funny about this clubs is from the outside it looks like a nice plush club. Inside its a little different. One of the smaller clubs ive been to. Very bright as…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

It's been a few months since...

It's been a few months since I've been over to the Players Club, but I made it back about a week ago with an out of town buddy. The previous reviewers talked about the…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

After a short trip to the...

After a short trip to the Pink Slip around the corner, we decided to check out this place. This spot is more spacious, and it had a much livelier atmosphere compared to the Pink…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Dropped in here the other day...

Dropped in here the other day after stopping in a couple of other clubs. I have had much success in this club in the past and despite its shabby appearance I like it.…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Some friends and I once wondered...

Some friends and I once wondered into this club by accident 20 or so years ago, when it was a gay bar! I still remember the shock I felt after realizing what we had…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

This place used to be 5...

This place used to be 5 dollar dances. I have no idea of where to go in EP anymore. This place has gone way down. One decent girl, rest are not great. I had two…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Went on a Monday afternoon. The...

Went on a Monday afternoon. The club is located on the busy Buford Hwy, and is easy to locate and park. There is ample free parking on-site. There was no cover fee in the afternoon, and…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went back to the Vu for...

Went back to the Vu for the first time in a few months. They had free cover and free pizza on Sunday so I gave it a shot....right Price, plus free food, right?…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This club itself is a bit...

This club itself is a bit older but one of my favorites. I usually bid my time between here and Sparky's but both have been a little dead this season. It may be since it's…

Fox's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Saw 2 recent reviews of Fox...

Saw 2 recent reviews of Fox and decided to check it out on a Monday night. First time visit, got here around 10:30pm or so. The place was easy to spot, there were…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Ah, there is a reason we...

Ah, there is a reason we used to call this place the cess pool...this place is gross, make no mistake about it. Most of the women here are not in their normal mind, are incredibly…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I arrived at around 11:00 pm...

I arrived at around 11:00 pm on a Friday night. Usually I go out to the clubs on Saturday but decided on a change of pace. It was just starting to get going, some the…

Chasers

Houston, Texas

I visited the club for the...

I visited the club for the first time at 1 in the morning on Wednesday. A dancer told me that there was 12-16 dancers before I arrived which is kind of odd because I would…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

This place has won me over....

This place has won me over. Most of the dancers were really nice but they do seem to steer clear of couples for the most part which is usually not an issue for most of…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

It was the night after my...

It was the night after my friend left our company, so me and two of my homies decided to celebrate by taking him to the spearmint rhino in the city of industry, It is about…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Walked in to Blush to find...

Walked in to Blush to find a $10.00 cover. Girls were friendly and a nice variety..The girls most of them naturally beautiful and they didn't look plastic nor like the heroin addicted stripper. I did…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This club is in an OK...

This club is in an OK area with free parking but the kudos stop there. I stopped by in the early afternoon And was immediately struck by the strong cigarette smell upon entering.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Maybe I'm being a bit basis...

Maybe I'm being a bit basis but this place is awesome! I've had bad expircences here sure no place is always fun but that was in the early afternoon. The real fun is at night…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Damn Palomino is the most off...

Damn Palomino is the most off the hook strip club I have ever been to in my life... The women in there can dance and you can drink alcohol all night while still enjoying…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Hi, I'm a dancer at Spanky's...

Hi, I'm a dancer at Spanky's and ill give you guys the true run down of the place, at least for the night shift 6-2am. Weekends are your best bet if you just want to…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Went here three times. It is...

Went here three times. It is usually hit or miss at this place. The actual club is a nice smaller size but works well for it. It is located right next to a gym and…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Three words, DO NOT GO. Place...

Three words, DO NOT GO. Place was a dive, the four girls they had were disgusting. The stage is completely out of sight of the bar, the lighting showed every cellulite lump, razor bump and…

The Landing Strip

Lima, Ohio

I was traveling in the area...

I was traveling in the area and was going to be in Lima over night. It was after 10:00 when I got settled into the hotel enough to be bored. After a brief…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

I have had several trips to...

I have had several trips to this club. There are some interesting girls. Lots of activity when I was there. VIP is hands-on. they have a full bar. the bartender had a nice…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My second visit and one year...

My second visit and one year since the last. The physical club is adequate, but you have to knock off at least one point for a stage that is blocked by numerous large posts. Choose…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

This club is the best looking...

This club is the best looking club I've every seen in Mississauga and even Toronto, so I had to give this club a second chance. I popped in on Tuesday and may I say that…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Walking up and down Borboun Street...

Walking up and down Borboun Street can be quite a daunting experience. A lot lf clubs out there attempt to have u wander in, just so u can wander back out. I was…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

The club isn't bad as far...

The club isn't bad as far as atmosphere. It's clean and well taken care off. The bartender was polite and the DJ wasn't annoying if you know what I mean. I had about 30 minutes…

Aura Lounge

Rochester, New York

I'd driven by Aura a few...

I'd driven by Aura a few times and decided to stop in. The place has a fairly large seating area around the stage. I saw one girl dancing on stage, and another talking to a…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I had a night to spare...

I had a night to spare from traveling and asked some buddies if they wanted to go a club. We were going to be traveling to Memphis or Huntsville and Huntsville was closer. We later…

Pearl Necklace

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I had just graduated from a...

I had just graduated from a class down in Fayetteville and me and a couple of buddies went to this club. The women were really nice and knew how to work the pole…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I was in Wichita in business...

I was in Wichita in business and had Wednesday afternoon free. I researched clubs in the area and picked Pleasures. Outside of the club looked a little run down, but most clubs do in the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Back in the day Fantasies was...

Back in the day Fantasies was the number one club in Providence, but it slipped and while its on its way back. it remains more of a "value" club than a great strip club.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Lace 2 has been replaced with...

Lace 2 has been replaced with Diamonds Sports Bar and Gentlemen's club. This may be the new club the Rick's Corp. has been talking about opening in NYC. I did not go in.…

Edison's Gentlemens Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

I was bored on a Saturday...

I was bored on a Saturday night so me and a couple of friends decided to go out to a strip club. It had been almost 2 years since I had been to one.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My buddy and I went here...

My buddy and I went here right after lunchtime and had an excellent time. We actually intended to just stay for an hour and move on, and at first that seemed like the right…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Went on a Monday, and it...

Went on a Monday, and it was very quiet. Three dancers, all paid me some attention, but not like it used to be. One seemed almost zoned out and was ready to grind on me…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Went after going to harry O's....

Went after going to harry O's. Better selection of dancers, some business guys seemed to crowd around but not spend money. Their suits got the dancers attention though. My casual attire didn't. I spend some…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

After months away,I visited familiar surroundings...

After months away,I visited familiar surroundings on a Wednesday early afternoon. The surroundings were completely familiar. I thought I might at least see someone new among the "talent," but it was the old regular regulars.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Sleazy RI strip club, but who...

Sleazy RI strip club, but who goes for upscale fun? Wide range of dancers, all offering up to and beyond your comfort level. The night I was there, was a small fight the bouncers broke…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Even though I'm local NYC, I...

Even though I'm local NYC, I don't go out clubbing here. They always seems way to expensive, a bit of attitude and populated with Eastern European - Russian girls who always ask, "Vant a…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I used to be a regular...

I used to be a regular at this club, but seldom visit because it seems to stand still while other clubs change....at least a little. So I was surprised that the lighting was a little…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

I visited The Trophy Club in...

I visited The Trophy Club in late March. This was the second time I visited, the previous was several years ago. I started out at the Platinum Plus, but it had very few…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This club may be worth your...

This club may be worth your while on a Friday or Saturday night, but DEFINITELY not Sunday. Came in around 8 p.m. and there were two skinny tattooed ladies lounging about on stage, and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Thus is usually my go to...

Thus is usually my go to club in the burbs. There is a 10 dollar cover but you make up for prices elsewhere. Drinks are dirt cheap, free food, and lap dance prices are very…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I visited Pure Gold on a...

I visited Pure Gold on a Friday night when I had a few hours to kill before an early Saturday AM meeting. Drove past it the first time, and had to turn around.…

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, Louisiana

Nice club physically inside and out,...

Nice club physically inside and out, it is a little overly lit up, but not too bad. Smoking permitted, I'm not a fan. The drinks are pricey, $11.50 for a crown & coke. I kind…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

First time hitting this place due...

First time hitting this place due to lack of reviews, but honestly I was surprised. Usually the parking lot is EMPTY, but this night it was packed. Parking wraps around building…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Stopped by in the afternoon after...

Stopped by in the afternoon after completing an errand in the area. My first visit to Lollipops in several months (or longer). The place is small but comfortable with a bar at one…

Palace Gentlemen's Club

Passaic, New Jersey

If you enjoy women with curves..this...

If you enjoy women with curves..this is the place. Most (if not all) of the dancers are black and thick which is the great part of this bar. The place can be packed Th-Sat and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a review based on...

This is a review based on 1 of my recent visits, have actually been there 3 or 4 times but keep forgetting to write a review. One of my ATF's at this club wasn't there,…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

Stopped into the Katch on my...

Stopped into the Katch on my way through Knoxville. This club sells no alcohol, you have to buy it next door and bring it into the club. It is a large open area with a…

Hi-Way Playground

Fort McMurray, Alberta

This was a cultural experience. You...

This was a cultural experience. You know how they say Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in-between? Welcome to Alabama. The building looks like it is about to fall over. The stage is terrible. The…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Club is actually pretty big and...

Club is actually pretty big and well lit. Big part as most clubs are so dark you can barely see what the girls look like. Regular dance room is decent sized with leather couches but…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Ecstasy is my go to spot....

Ecstasy is my go to spot. It's a hidden gem. It is on the pricey side, $10 cover and a 2 drink minimum at $7 per drink and no alcohol. The place is relatively nice…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

This is the same club just...

This is the same club just moved across the I-45 to a little better building. The old joint's parking lot was the best thing about it. You will still be treated like a chump and…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Was in the mood for something...

Was in the mood for something a little different, so ran by the famous Pink Pony after work. Hadn't been to the Pony in nearly 10 years, back when a buddy and I would go…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I took a buddy of mine...

I took a buddy of mine here for his bachelor party. We had a great time, but while Tootsies excelled in certain areas, we were left wanting in others. The club itself is impressive.…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I came by this place on...

I came by this place on an impulse last month, and was definitely pleasantly surprised. This club is both very clean, and fairly friendly. You have to pay cover to get in, and there's a…

Exposé

San Diego, California

First time to this club. I...

First time to this club. I was down in sd visiting my buddy. We went to grab some food and beers then headed here. I thought my money would go a long way like the…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

This isn't just a strip club,...

This isn't just a strip club, it's a sports bar as well. If that sounds like your type of scene, then this is definitely the place for you. If you're still not quite sold, let…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This Past Thursday The wife and...

This Past Thursday The wife and I ended up at LD's after the sticker shock at the door from Hustler's. We had an ad but since we drove there to Hustlers it was going to…

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Tough to maneuver all the big...

Tough to maneuver all the big trucks to get back to the club, but it easy to find, just buried behind a truck stop. Club is very large and nice on the inside. Sunken bar…

Sefton Playhouse

Granville, New South Wales

I've known about the Playhouse for...

I've known about the Playhouse for a long time but never made the effort to visit, until recently. Sefton is a little out of the way for me and the suburb itself is a nondescript…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

Not bad, not bad at all....

Not bad, not bad at all. I went there this past weekend. I like what they done to the place. However I believe the quality of girls has gone down, but I still dig the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I had not visited Baby Dolls...

I had not visited Baby Dolls for a couple of months, so I decided to stop by on a Tuesday afternoon around 1:00 PM. There was no cover charge and a very nice, free buffet…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I decided to check this place...

I decided to check this place out after hearing so many good things about it. I arrived just after 11 p.m. on a Saturday night, presented the coupon I printed off of their website and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Visited about 6pm. The club had...

Visited about 6pm. The club had same tired line up of dancers. Most in the 6 to 7 range. I did notice any new faces. On the plus side, - arrive before 7 and no…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

My visit was a grand total...

My visit was a grand total of twenty minutes, and it was only that long because I was with a group of guys who thought for some reason that it would be fun to say…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Was in Reno for some R&R...

Was in Reno for some R&R so I headed over to the Men's Club. Been a while since I was last there and for a Sunday evening it was a lot busier than previous…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is a "no tease club" Enter...

This is a "no tease club" Enter from a large parking lot which looks safe during day time. As soon as one enters the dancing stage in right in front of you surrounding by the bar…

Thee Crazy Horse Tampa

Town 'n' Country, Florida

They have a $5.00 cover at...

They have a $5.00 cover at night and is decent for the area and a bikini bar. The girls range for 3's to 8's no one of Mons or 2001 quality. The overall…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Went in the afternoon, had a...

Went in the afternoon, had a soda since I was driving. Prices were not bad. I wasn't hassled for more drinks. I think if I had a beer, I would have been visited more often.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went to one of my favorite...

Went to one of my favorite spots on Eight Mile, on a Monday around 5:00. My usually sitting area is at the bar, domestics are reasonably priced at $3. Beginning…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went here after a Flyers...

I went here after a Flyers game and I must say this club never changes. A few hotter girls but nothing I would go drive out of my way for. I will say Oasis is…

Lenny's

Indianapolis, Indiana

In Indy and downtown and the...

In Indy and downtown and the reviews were older so I thought I would give Lenny's a try. Not a great neighborhood but a parking lot in the back. Went in and my…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while but it looks like it has also been a while since someone reviewed this place. I will go ahead and recap my experience that I had today. Before you…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I absolutely love this place the...

I absolutely love this place the girls are friendly/sexy and the customers are plenty it is definetly worth a visit. also a fun place to have a few drinks and talk to pretty girls. if…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Bit of an older place that...

Bit of an older place that I visited last Friday. Easily accessible off of the highway and easy to get to, the location is the key. The downfall of this location is that ths is…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Went with a bachelor party on...

Went with a bachelor party on the way up north. Saw the sign on the highway and took the exit. Was a few miles off the main highway but not to bad. Drinks were cheap…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Though the place looks like you...

Though the place looks like you need a bulletproof vest before you enter, I had a good time. I like my girls big, and there was a cool redhead with a big ass called…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I have visited The Men's Club...

I have visited The Men's Club a number of times. It is extremely nice, both inside and out, has attractive dancers, and good food. North Carolina clubs are generally not very high mileage and The…

Allure

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Allure is one of the few...

Allure is one of the few nude clubs in AC. While that might be interesting to you, you should realize that the club is on the way out of town and had a $20 cover…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

I went into the club around...

I went into the club around 1 PM on a Monday. Greeted by a redneck sitting on a lawn chair at the front door. I think he was there to check ID's, but…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was at Solid Gold on...

I was at Solid Gold on Friday April 19th from about 9pm to 2am. Solid Gold is a nude, full alcohol club with two way contact lap dances and better. I had free parking in…

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May 14,2013

2 4 1 special you getting sum ?

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Orange County, CA

I may be moving to orange county, CA soon. Does anyone have a sense of the best clubs in the area? I know it a large area; but are they concentrated in a particular area and what is…

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Joke of the Day

Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut? A: Don´t talk to the guy in the middle, he´s a dick.

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Why do a lot of the hot dancers work so much?

It would seem to me that the average looking dancers would have to work that much because they are not making a lot of money every day. But what about the hot dancers? I know quite a few hot ones…

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Dangerous Liaisons

Came across this here in Phoenix! OTC can be dangerous! http://www.azfamily.com/news/PD-Argument-over-sex-act-led-to-double-shooting-in-Phoenix-man-arrested-207410461.html

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Is Toronto really this expensive or is this just Farmerart?

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=179875

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$25 Lappers

$25 lappers – pardon my French but WTF? I hate $25 lappers not necessarily b/c it's $5 more per dance than the standard LD price; but: 1) forces you to have smaller denomination bills or else you have to go thru the…

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This makes Player11'a topic seem more natural.

Tried to have sex with a hornet's nest - Death hornet's nest Around noon on Monday, SOS an alarm that "Hasse" a man the age of 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he…

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What's Cool

Another thread got me thinking about this... Did it ever occur to you that those people who try to set trends of what's cool in our culture have an increasingly difficult or impossible job? I mean, think about it...there are only…

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Are You Fucking SERIOUS ????

An excerpt from a review by a guy who clearly has a long stick placed firmly and deeply up his butt: "Some of the male patrons were downright aggressive with their hands (like, trying to finger them when they put a…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

My review of New Locomotion three...

My review of New Locomotion three years ago was very harsh. I tried this club again about eighteen months ago and had a much better experience but didn't submit a new review. I returned to…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

On the last night of our...

On the last night of our vacation, my two friends and I decided to blow the rest of our money to see some tna, so at around midnight, we started walking up and down Bourbon…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Not a bad place. A hookah...

Not a bad place. A hookah lounge, nice stage, very hott girls, dance specials, and comfy seating. The cons: The girls are very money grubbing, also they come around after every stage performance asking for tips…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a bachelor party, so we called up Little Darlings to see what they could offer. They provided a free limo and free admission, but had to pay $150 for…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

So, I have really enjoyed this...

So, I have really enjoyed this club on a few different visits, and I write thie review to point out some of the problems with this club, as we all desire to know. First off,…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This place is a dump. I...

This place is a dump. I stopped in with a friend just because neither of us had been there before. Tiny building. There's "private" booths on your right when you walk in. Not very private.…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

First of all, I work at...

First of all, I work at Club Rouge! Just another reason to come check us out ;) our girls are super sexy & always make sure you have a good time. The atmosphere is very…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This place has improved since the...

This place has improved since the last days of Schieks, when it was going downhill a bit. Stopped in on Monday night after working late; same time as the Twins game was getting out, so…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Not sure if it was a...

Not sure if it was a shift change, or if it was a lame night, but my last trip there wasn't that great. Anyone else notice a decline lately? I went on a Tuesday…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Mondays are not great days if...

Mondays are not great days if you want to see a lot of girls; the place was pretty empty. The advantage of that was if you DO like one of them, she'll be grateful for…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

We stopped in Saturday night for...

We stopped in Saturday night for a bachelor party. This was my first time as I usually go to the playhouse, I'm glad we went here. We only went on the bar side…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Went on a friday night in...

Went on a friday night in April. Pretty nice place, not in the best of areas but it was pretty nice. Cover was $10, bouncer patted me and my friend down, we went inside. They…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times and the major factor for fun is the time of day you go. The dayshift is quiet, creepy and dull. There are lurkers wandering, waiting for a certain girl…

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shine on you crazy diamond

I love going to a dirty dingy club and finding the diamond in the rough. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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Dallas or bust...

I'm on my way to Dallas this week. I've been to a couple clubs in the Fort Worth area but wasn't to impressed. Haven't been to any clubs in Dallas. Any recommendations near the airport? Several have pretty good…

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San Antonio Bound...

Heading to San Antonio for a couple days. Question, should I check out SA club(s) or go to Austin? Thoughts and suggestions welcome and appreciated.

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Amateur night

My ATF got suspended for a month for totally fucking up her schedule repeatedly. She and I went to an NA meeting today and she's really going to try the sober life again. Meanwhile she's got to make a living…

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SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's …

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May 13, 2013

Time to smack dat azz....you going ?

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athletic dancer

Pretty impressed with a certain dancer I met a few months ago. Shes 5'5 130 and leg presses 200lbs(not sure how many times) Thats probably more than I can do. lol She looks a bit like a wrestler from TNA.…

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Is this Gal a Stripper? - Video Hot gal fucked by dog

I thought I would share this - she is one hot gal a number of videos of her at this stie. She is very much into fucking her dog. Ever see strippers get on all fours like she does (to…

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More Stripper Wisdom

Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style." Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean." Dancer: "Same thing."

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tittoos

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/4925099/micropigmentation-to-darken-nipples.html

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Too Damn Cold

I wake up and see it's 32 degrees here in the Detroit area. M*th*r f*ck*r, it's the middle of May! Is it too damn cold to go to a strip club?

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Standard Useless Review

As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get…

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Worst Scourge...

I was having a conversation with my ATF yesterday and I posed the question of what is--or has been take your pick--the worst scourge in history... a) Acquiring Wealth b) Lust for Power c) Religious Dogma I realize that there is a certain interconnectedness…

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does anybody know how could be stripper without license in US?

i knew some place in Florida hire stripper without license, Does anybody know witch club accept or hire stripper in that condition? Im located in CA Does anybody know if you get license show up in your records ?…

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PL Scale...

I have this idea to try and quantify the PL qualities of individuals who frequent SCs and in order to do that I need to quantify some dimensions of PL-ship like for instance the number of times (on average) a…

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St. Louis - Best Club for Female Patrons?

My girlfriend and I are checking out a club next month when we're in town... seems like, per reviews, Hustler and Penthouse are the best clubs for women. Is that accurate? Looking for a clean, comfortable club with approachable and…

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ATM redux

We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting…

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Nevada's Legal Brothels Suffering in Bad Economy

Nevada's 18 remaining legal brothels are suffering due to competition from illegal prostitution sparked by the Great Recession, according to a report in the New York Daily News. The state had almost 40 brothels in the 1980s, and at their height…

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Dancers with good attitudes.

Yesterday one of my favorites came up to me. We had done VIP last week. She asked "Have you been cheating on me?" with a smile on her face. She said "I don't care, I just want to know with…

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May 12, 2013

Is their a club to even go to on this mothers day ?

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Bus Stops

How many bus stops for the public transit have you seen at or near a strip club ?

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Choosing...

Price of admission to local strip club:$15. Price of overpriced bottled water:$8. Having your current ATF leave a group of wannabe whatevers:Priceless. I know that this has happened to the more experienced dudes and lopaw. Anybody…

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Mothers Day

Happy Mothers day you mofos. I suspect that this will not be good day for strip clubbing. I did mine on Saturday and will spend today with family.

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Bouncers Expecting Tips

The Hi-Liter in Phoenix has this annoying practice where a bouncer walks you to a seat, and expects to be tipped. Unless they actually do something to get me a better seat, I don't usually tip them. Last…

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Another Funny Review

Today's review of a club that was touted to be the "next Ricks" upon its opening approximately two years ago. For those unfamiliar, Ricks and three other Talents West clubs were infamously shut down by the feds and SPD…

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Road R-R-Rage...

I like to drive fast, that much is true, and I hate it when turds clog up the left lane, that much is also true but I am a skillful driver and pride myself on the fact that I have…

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How many clubs in one day/night?

I was in a new town that had several clubs and since I was only there one night, I tried to get as many in as I could while making sure I saw all of the talent while also enjoying…

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$10 Lappers

Were is the best 2way $10 lappers ?

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12

Layer by layer her defenses faded shedding her need to keep track of one thing, She let down her hair leaned on the chair and let it all go so that going nowhere was just as comfy as rain in the…

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May 11, 2013

You know what time it is....you going ?

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Looking for a new favorite stripper

A lot of my previous faves moved to a different city, stopped stripping, or I just got tired of them. I find myself scouting different local clubs for a new fav. I kind of like the search. Are any of…

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chris rock was wrong stuff does go down in vip

and i didnt even pay any extra other than for dances!

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Ideal Porno

For me: first of all, no story. I do get a sick enjoyment from it if the guy has to wrestle (gently) with the chick at first, but then she gets aroused and into it. Guy fondles…

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ATM

Ass to mouth, that is. Saw it mentioned in another thread. Really don't see the turn on. Seems like just blatant degradation of the chick. I think 99+% of guys feel sexually frustrated. Even when…

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Todays 2AMer courtesy of Tampa.

Tampa, Florida -- A fight broke out early Saturday morning and ended in a man's death. Around 2 a.m. on May 11, a fight began inside the Hollywood Nights Club, a strip club on North Howard Avenue. Club security broke…

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ITC Showers---- for customers?

Gyms provide showers and locker room, of course! Some golf courses also provide showers and locker rooms. Does anyone know of strip clubs that provide showers and locker rooms for its customers (not just for the dancers).…

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Budgeting & Restraint

Whether I'm going to the sc, gambling or making any purchase, I budget. I tend to set a limit on how much I'm planning on spending. Made the mistake of bringing the plastic along and will never do…

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Would you do her Bareback!

Not too long ago in the Houston Chronicle there was an article about HIV. It said a lot of grandparents were becoming infected and a health worker was quoted as saying "people have been letting their guard down." I met…

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Another one in the series …

Another one in the series of “interesting reviews” I sometimes come across. This one is from a white guy visiting a black SC in Tampa, FL – thought the reviewer “had a way with words”. Snippets of the review: “… This is…

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Snow

Not sure who I am but I'm no longer who I've been. How ever it is that I turn out, is yet to be seen. I am consumed by the growing need, to be constantly off my face on speed.…

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May 10,2013

Its time to party people ! You going ?

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Stripper Site OK'd for Dancers' Notice of Lawsuit Dollars

When companies resolve class-action suits, they typically tell people about the settlement by postcard or in publications such as the Wall Street Journal, USA Today or the New York Times. Stripper Web or Xtreme magazine weren't the usual vehicles for delivering…

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You gotta be shitting me. Miley Cyrus is the hottest.

http://www.maxim.com/maximtv/the-complete-2013-maxim-hot-100-list-tk-seconds-fill-the-blank

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Pro Sports Towns and Strip Clubs.

Big news in Palm Beach County is that the Dolphins are considering a move in order to get a new Stadium. Palm Beach County was specifically mentioned and not shot down by the owner of the team who lives…

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Question for my Fellow "Vile Creatures"

In a recent thread alutard complained about my inability to properly spell his name. Now I fully admit that my spelling, grammar, and languages skills in general suck some major ass. alutard went a step further, however, and seemed to…

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Can someone explain the process of getting an escort?

I been going over eros.com and if I met some of these women, they'd be hottest women I'd ever meet, let alone fuck. Shelling out $400-500 for these, I'd rather do that once than 5 times with an average girl. The problem…

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Miami question

I'm heading down to Miami in three weeks for a work trip and am looking for some advice. I've read the reviews of the clubs in the area to see each place's pros and cons, but I am looking for…

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My First Tip

I got my first tip in a strip club today. I took a hot blonde to the VIP booth and had a good time. As we were getting dressed, she found a dollar bill on the floor that…

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Question for Married Guys and Gals and otherwise Attached

Does anyone sleep in separate beds? Some advocates claim it leads to a better sex life.

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Pick up services

How many clubs offer pick up and drop of services ?

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Naming names in reviews?

Do you? Is it frowned upon? Against some rule. Not talking about "chick A gives (illegal) extras", just "look for this girl, run from that one" sort of review.

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No touch, or worse no lapdance, clubs. How do they even stay in business?

Seriously. I can understand how they would get some customers in just because of the naked girls, but a young college dude who just wants to see his first tits and pussy probably doesn't have a ton of money anyway.…

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Lust

Ravenous, I cling to you; You welcome me and we create a seed, that is raw desire and naked need. Born of sudden lust, and longing for the simple gift of skin on skin. Hunger expressed by fingers drifting across…

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May 9, 2013

Pussy is in the air ! You going ?

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OT: WW II

Today is May 9th, the Russian anniversary of WW II victory. I say we all go out and buy a Mosin Nagant and fire it off in celebration!

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Cops nab ex-con in shooting outside Staten Island strip club

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- Police have linked a 26-year-old ex-con to an early-morning shooting outside a Travis strip club that left another man wounded. According to police, Dary Harville, 26, of Degroot Place in West Brighton, fired several times while…

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Economic Downturn Theory?

I had lunch with a dancer friend of mine and during the conversation I asked her how business was. She replied that it was very slow then she offered this pearl of insight..."I think that internet porn is partly…

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Whiskey

What's your favorite style of whiskey-Bourbon, Canadian, Irish, Scotch or Tennessee? I prefer Bourbon followed by Irish. Farmerart, any Canadian recommendations?

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Last Day of Vacation

Last night was the last night of vacation. Back to the world of graveyard. I had to end the vacation righteously with a trip to the sc. Haven't been in two weeks. Great way to end…

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Underground Strip Club

An "underground strip club" was operating in the basement of a cab company. I guess it wasn't a metaphor. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/08/unlicensed-strip-club-operating-in-cab-company-basement-busted/

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Jive turkey or Major Dude?

Did you ever notice how some old white dudes are all into using stupid hood lingo like "shizzle"? WTF is up with that? They think they are major dudes but they are actually JIVE TURKEYS!! I think we should all post…

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House Shows in New Orleans

It is late I know but I just found out the best man is asleep on the job and hasn't hired talent for this weekend's festivities. We are a few guys just looking to show buddy a good time before…

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ROTFL???

I'm going to see Paul Riser at a comedy club in Maryland this weekend and it made me think of all the comedians I've seen over the years (Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Dangerfield, Leary, Crystal, Williams, Rock, Kinison, and a shit…

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Storytime

I spent some time recently with a dancer in VIP who was very generous with extras as I was generous with cash. Being well along in years I had difficulty bringing things to a conclusion despite her oral ministrations.…

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Wednesday prayer!

Any of my twisted brethren offer a prayer to Odin when you club on hump day? I certainly do!

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A Real Mission Accomplished

"The mission of this command has been completed." Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower to Pres. Harry S. Truman and Gen. George C. Marshall, 8 May 1945, marking the surrender of the Third Reich.

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Bathrooms

WTF is it with so many reviewers and their complaints about bathrooms? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BATHROOMS??? Geezus, in all my years of clubbing I NEVER took a dump in a SC bathroom. Never. You go in there to take…

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Glasses or no glasses

Do you like glasses on dancers. I like a busty brunette with sexy liberarian glasses...

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getting high

When winds set to rustling old stars against loose board siding soothing a part of me asleep while the rest is left to pace the sheets, across ecosystems, both swollen feet cemented in the Milky Way, striking oxygen rich discoveries,…

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May 8,2013

Admission is free ! Go smack that ass

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Up to date on clubs in New York

Hi all I'll be in New York this summer, only for a month, and I'm looking for some good clubs, not the fancy ones in Manhattan but down to earth blue-collar type club. I'll mostly be going by myself. I'm looking…

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Mile High Club

How many are in the mile high club and does it count if you in a hot tub at 9000 ft at a ski resort.

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Todays 2AMer courtesy of Portland OR.

PORTLAND, Ore. – One man was killed and a woman was injured in a shooting outside a Northeast Portland strip club early Wednesday morning. Police said they are looking for a suspect. It happened outside Skinn stip club at 4523 NE 60th…

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Dolla Billz

When headed to the club what kind of Dolla Billz do you choose?