It's Cinco de Mayo.

I'm gonna find some hot divorced Mexican chica.

Fish Taco LOL

I don't understand what you said, I need to learn spanish.

Pink tacos with hot sauce.

I ate free tacos

Mayonnaise was invented in Mexico?

They had mayo on the titanic. Cinco de mayo

LOL

Now that was funny!

Happy cinco de drinko.

I cinco de drinko right now and I happy

Well Damn. I gorged myself on tacos today. I did a first for me in a very long time. I made two trips to VIP. I'm usually only good for one but the second stripper assured me that it could work and as a bonus the house would comp the VIP room charge and they did and I did twice.

Btw they loved todays t-shirt "Vaginas are super cool".