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Biggest Stripper Lie

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked."

Can anybody top that one?

25 comments

  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    I'll never ask for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ again baby!
  • mmdv26
    11 years ago
    @jack, you think those teeth marks are gonna heal?
  • jkuff1
    11 years ago
    she probably meant only customer...
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Please don't tell mom n dad I'm stripping.
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    I like you better than all the other guys I've met and that's really saying something because I've met a loooot of guys.
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    I actually wondered if she might be telling the truth.
  • yegi
    11 years ago
    ^
    Could be true, I've ran into some pretty cool people at work.
  • bang69
    11 years ago
    your the only one I have fucked with out a condom
  • stenton1
    11 years ago
    I really need $3000 for my mortgage! I'm about to lose my house! I can't ask anyone else because I don't give anyone else my number. I think I'm falling in love with you baby!

    And no...,she didn't get the money. I had a laugh with fellow clubbers as she fed them the same bullshit.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    "I'm a Reagan Republican"
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    "I can't ask anyone else because..."

    I've heard that one before. LOL
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    ^^^

    Me too. Lol
  • Corvus
    11 years ago
    Had one dancer tell me she was a virgin.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    I'm going to school
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    You have a really dig bick
  • 10inches
    11 years ago
    never done this before, but I'll suck your dick for $100
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    vincemichaels has a bigger dick than you do. :)
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    I remember giving a stripper a lift home after fucking her OTC for money and listening to her explain to me that she wasn't a whore. Yeah... Ok... Got it!
  • rl27
    11 years ago
    I am going through college to be a Nurse.
  • Dougsterr
    11 years ago
    I wouldn't know because I've never actually been to a strip club.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    "Yeah... Ok... Got it!"

    Think you need a new saying.
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    Yeah... Ok, alutard... Got it!
  • Dougsterr
    11 years ago
    But Alucard my biggest claim to fame is regurgitating the same old rhetoric over and over and over and over again!
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    "Yeah... Ok, alutard... Got it!"

    You're just a half trick pony.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    "I'm a Reagan Republican"

    Dubya is the GREATEST president of ALL time!

    LOL
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