Biggest Stripper Lie

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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked."

Can anybody top that one?

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Alucard
12 years ago
I'll never ask for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ again baby!
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mmdv26
12 years ago
@jack, you think those teeth marks are gonna heal?
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jkuff1
12 years ago
she probably meant only customer...
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SlickSpic
12 years ago
Please don't tell mom n dad I'm stripping.
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
I like you better than all the other guys I've met and that's really saying something because I've met a loooot of guys.
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
I actually wondered if she might be telling the truth.
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yegi
12 years ago
^
Could be true, I've ran into some pretty cool people at work.
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bang69
12 years ago
your the only one I have fucked with out a condom
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stenton1
12 years ago
I really need $3000 for my mortgage! I'm about to lose my house! I can't ask anyone else because I don't give anyone else my number. I think I'm falling in love with you baby!

And no...,she didn't get the money. I had a laugh with fellow clubbers as she fed them the same bullshit.
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motorhead
12 years ago
"I'm a Reagan Republican"
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Alucard
12 years ago
"I can't ask anyone else because..."

I've heard that one before. LOL
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motorhead
12 years ago
^^^

Me too. Lol
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Corvus
12 years ago
Had one dancer tell me she was a virgin.
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
I'm going to school
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
You have a really dig bick
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10inches
12 years ago
never done this before, but I'll suck your dick for $100
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shadowcat
12 years ago
vincemichaels has a bigger dick than you do. :)
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Dougster
12 years ago
I remember giving a stripper a lift home after fucking her OTC for money and listening to her explain to me that she wasn't a whore. Yeah... Ok... Got it!
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rl27
12 years ago
I am going through college to be a Nurse.
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Dougsterr
12 years ago
I wouldn't know because I've never actually been to a strip club.
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Alucard
12 years ago
"Yeah... Ok... Got it!"

Think you need a new saying.
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Dougster
12 years ago
Yeah... Ok, alutard... Got it!
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Dougsterr
12 years ago
But Alucard my biggest claim to fame is regurgitating the same old rhetoric over and over and over and over again!
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Alucard
12 years ago
"Yeah... Ok, alutard... Got it!"

You're just a half trick pony.
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Alucard
12 years ago
"I'm a Reagan Republican"

Dubya is the GREATEST president of ALL time!

LOL
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