Biggest Stripper Lie

I'll never ask for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ again baby!

@jack, you think those teeth marks are gonna heal?

she probably meant only customer...

Please don't tell mom n dad I'm stripping.

I like you better than all the other guys I've met and that's really saying something because I've met a loooot of guys.

I actually wondered if she might be telling the truth.

^ Could be true, I've ran into some pretty cool people at work.

your the only one I have fucked with out a condom

I really need $3000 for my mortgage! I'm about to lose my house! I can't ask anyone else because I don't give anyone else my number. I think I'm falling in love with you baby!

And no...,she didn't get the money. I had a laugh with fellow clubbers as she fed them the same bullshit.

"I'm a Reagan Republican"

"I can't ask anyone else because..."

I've heard that one before. LOL

^^^

Me too. Lol

Had one dancer tell me she was a virgin.

I'm going to school

You have a really dig bick

never done this before, but I'll suck your dick for $100

vincemichaels has a bigger dick than you do. :)

I remember giving a stripper a lift home after fucking her OTC for money and listening to her explain to me that she wasn't a whore. Yeah... Ok... Got it!

I am going through college to be a Nurse.

I wouldn't know because I've never actually been to a strip club.

"Yeah... Ok... Got it!"

Think you need a new saying.

Yeah... Ok, alutard... Got it!

But Alucard my biggest claim to fame is regurgitating the same old rhetoric over and over and over and over again!

"Yeah... Ok, alutard... Got it!"

You're just a half trick pony.

"I'm a Reagan Republican"

Dubya is the GREATEST president of ALL time!

LOL