Lyrical Advice...

MondoGoGo
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

I know that at least some of you will recognize the lyrics above and having heard this song on the radio the other day it got me to thinking, if I had to offer some sage advice regarding the SC scene in the lyric of a song what would I offer.

So the idea is can you pen a stanza or two to the rhythm of a known song, any song, offering up sage advice?

Any takers?

(P.S. I'm working on one but it's not finished so I'll post a bit down stream)

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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
No sex in the.champaign room ? I like reverse cow.girl by tea pain much better
MondoGoGo
12 years ago
Ok here's my attempt...

The time for being a loser is done
No time to fall in love with that liar
If OTC make sure she don’t have a gun
If you got cash they won’t mind the spare tire
Negotiate everything, remember you’re the buyer
Don’t assume anything make sure that you inquire
Be confident and her booty you can acquire…yeah!

(to the tune of Light my Fire by the Doors)
Alucard
12 years ago
"Any takers?"

NO.
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Nice my man....I'm groovy on this
crazyjoe
12 years ago
Keep it up mondo
gatorfan
12 years ago
Mee soo horny

2 live crew
Rod8432
12 years ago
"How can a (pathetic) loser ever win?"
- From "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart" by the Bee Gees

Reminds me of the endless topics about how PLs can persuade dancers to date them.
SlickSpic
12 years ago
Mondo, that shit rocked.
MondoGoGo
12 years ago
^^thanks Slick
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