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All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

I was in town and business...

I was in town and business and as always had to checkout the local talent/scene. Went with the cab drivers recommendation so he even got paid. Figured we'd find a spot to grab…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

After attending a business conference in...

After attending a business conference in Orange County I thought i might as well have some fun while i'm here. I checked around online for some strip clubs near me and I found Imperial Showgirls.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back at my favorite club after...

Back at my favorite club after a hiatus of several months. It was surprisingly empty for a Saturday night, although it seemed to be picking up at the time I left. But plenty…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a weeknight, it was my first time there. The girls ranged from 6-8. I was fairly impressed that there were several decent looking girls here. They all…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Visited on a Thursday night. Best...

Visited on a Thursday night. Best thing about this club is the friendliness of the dancers. Hardly ever did I see any girls just standing around. With no effort multiple dancers sat on my lap…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped here because I had seen...

Stopped here because I had seen the tartly dressed and rather well worn manicans in the parking lot. I figured this might be a fun place. I was right. Entry is through an adult store…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Nice, fun club, but beware of...

Nice, fun club, but beware of Tiffany! Visited on a Tuesdaybafternoon and stayed through the evening. Club was attractive, clean and well managed with several excellent dancers on both the day and evening…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

If you go before 6pm, there...

If you go before 6pm, there is no cover, but it's nice to tip the girl $1 to get your wallet wet. I think there is a 2 drink minimum, but I've never gotten…

Rouge Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

I never really visited this Club...

I never really visited this Club before, though I did stop in once or twice for a few minutes (it was so dead those times [very long ago], that I left very quickly), but today…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is an absolute hit...

This club is an absolute hit or miss and it really depends on when you go and what dancers they have on that particular day. I've been there more than a couple times and mostly…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

We had a large group and...

We had a large group and we were treated very well. The girls were attentive, while some pushed the VIP dances, others were more that willing to provide very good table side dances.…

Adults on Rio Bravo

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I saw there hasn't been a...

I saw there hasn't been a review of this place since last may, so I paid a visit. It's the same ol' dumpy peep show. I don't think it will ever get any cleaner or…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I've been in the past...mostly due...

I've been in the past...mostly due to the prime location near downtown Boston. Thought it might be worth another try because the girls are the most attractive around. Unfortunately it seems that the…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

hey everyone hippie/gypsy Franky Spanky here...

hey everyone hippie/gypsy Franky Spanky here roaming around the wild wild west for a bit I've been working at this club for a few weeks now and its time to put the truth about this club…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Decided to make a visit to...

Decided to make a visit to vanity recently. Club is nice, setup well with the one large stage, only issue I have is it is a little high for me. The dancers are all…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

In a word: over-rated. Granted, it has...

In a word: over-rated. Granted, it has been awhile since i worked there, so perhaps management/staff have changed dramatically. Otherwise- if youre a young hipster & lookin to feel cool & naughty-this is the club for…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

IMO this is the only club...

IMO this is the only club worth going to in Arkansas. It is BYOB so it is one of the only topless clubs left in the state. Girls are friendly and dances are reasonably priced.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

After going to most clubs in...

After going to most clubs in chicago, I find that club O has to most milage. The dances are expensive 30/nude, but if you go during the day time and find the right dancer,…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I went to this place once...

I went to this place once after work on right before new years. it's clean and friendly, and safe. you will never feel like somebodies about to get thrown out for drunken behavior because nobodies…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited the Foxy Lady for the...

Visited the Foxy Lady for the first time in over six years. I wasn't planning on it, but Cadillac Lounge was charging a $15 cover at 5:35 p.m. due to a feature appearing there.…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Polekatz continues to impress and improve....

Polekatz continues to impress and improve. The quality and hotness of the dancers is the best it has been since opening. Some are absolutely smoking. Plus the dances are getting better too. They're not cheap…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Visited here a few months back...

Visited here a few months back and have to say it was a great time. From the outside the club looks like the standard fare strip joint and the same holds true for the inside.…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I have hit this place on...

I have hit this place on and off for years now with mixed results. I don't know if it is changes in ownership, or the manager on duty on a given night or just the…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Finally decided to stop by a...

Finally decided to stop by a couple of strip clubs on one of my periodic drives through northern Alabama. My understanding was that Huntsville clubs were higher contact than I'm comfortable with, and my limited…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in several months. Stopped by after doing some business in the area. No sense in trying to deal with the traffic when I can have tits and ass in my…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I stop by in the afternoons...

I stop by in the afternoons randomly every now and then, place is a typical club. I like going there b/c u finish what u started if ur willing to tip. My…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG- For years this...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG- For years this was my favorite club, I have had a lot of fun here, as of late not so much. I got in about 8pm Tuesday night, 10 dollar cover, a…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Decided to check the place out...

Decided to check the place out on a Saturday night since I always had a good time at Diamond Jim’s. 3 girls working 3-4 customers and 1 barmaid. They added a dance floor in…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Made my way back to the...

Made my way back to the good oleg. BML. When I arrived there were between 6 and 8 girls dancing. I was offered my complimentary soda (which I declined) and sat down to enjoy…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I strolled into this club little...

I strolled into this club little after 8PM on a Thursday night. There were plenty of dancers to choose from on a relatively a busy night. But never felt the need to fight…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a Wednesday night...

Stopped in on a Wednesday night after 12 and the place was empty. There were some guys sitting around the stage, but besides them and a few others along the sides, me and my…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

This review is based on a...

This review is based on a bachelor party from 2 weeks ago...got there around 730 and there were already a few solid 8's walking around greeting you at the door. Waitresses are very friendly, massage…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

As previous reviews have said this...

As previous reviews have said this is not a strip club, but i would definitely recommend because you will have a good time. This was my first time to EL, so it was a…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

This place has the best after...

This place has the best after party in the city on Saturday nights. A night club atmosphere. DJ spins great music, cool dancers and people watching. Civilian girls coming in are hot, a great place…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

I have tried this place a...

I have tried this place a few times before. I never had a great deal of luck here. It always seemed the girls(women, as they were older then me) were stand…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

I'll be combining a couple of...

I'll be combining a couple of visits, some 8 or so months apart for reviewing purposes here: I understand some people aren't super comfortable in the Bronx, but this is really not a bad neighborhood at…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

I was in town for buisness...

I was in town for buisness and i decided to stop by foxys the club ids okay if you are just looking for a good girl and company. i walked in and cover was ten…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I was in that part of...

I was in that part of town on Saturday and decided to grab a couple of cold ones and stop in for a visit. The earlier descriptions about the club are pretty accurate.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Two words best describe toppers: wasted...

Two words best describe toppers: wasted potential. For those not familiar with Athens, it’s one of those anomalous places where an enormous university occupies what would otherwise be a low-rate cowtown no one would ever have…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This was my first time here...

This was my first time here and i was pretty impressed with what was here. The cover was $15 and that was pretty high. Jus as everyones said there is no alcohol and the drinks…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I have visited a New England area club, but since I had some time and a few were close by I decided to try out the local flavor.…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Came on a Saturday aroung 10pm....

Came on a Saturday aroung 10pm. Before i walked in some ladies tried to stop us so they would have a cheaper cover to see the ladies dance. One of the bouncer saw her walk…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Didn't stay very long at this...

Didn't stay very long at this club. It really bumbed me out. Clearly it was originally a bar, its long and narrow and you can only see the main stage from the middle…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I actually went to this club...

I actually went to this club twice in one week. I was in Fort Myers for business for the week and went here initially on a Monday night and came back on a Thursday. I'll…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Nice long visit starting about 7:30...

Nice long visit starting about 7:30 on a Thursday with the Firefighters convention in town. Couple of changes I learned about since my visit last month. First DJ isn't on duty until 8:00 before that they…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

This is a nice, classy club....

This is a nice, classy club. The music was a little on the loud side, which, maybe, you expect in a club, but it made chatting with the dancers difficult. The dancers set…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Went to this club with my...

Went to this club with my friend. The cover was $12 and it was worth every penny. We went on Saturday night around 9pm. They have two girls dancing on the dance floor each 20…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is review of my visit...

This is review of my visit on Sat. 4/20/13. This visit was a TUSCL meet and I as well as 3 other TUSCLers (2 from out of town) met up at Tootsies in the…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This place keeps getting worse. Quality...

This place keeps getting worse. Quality of the ladies has gone down significantly over the last couple of years. There are some girls that have been there for years and some good looking ones that…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I stopped by a few days...

I stopped by a few days ago hoping that, judging by the number of cars in the lot, it would be more exciting than my last visit. Read on for the inside scoop... Optimistic when…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I frequent Cheaters monthly because they...

I frequent Cheaters monthly because they offer the best bottle service on the beach. If you're looking for a more personal time with the girls, go for day shift, but if you're interested in…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

I arrived here on a Saturday...

I arrived here on a Saturday around 6pm. There were only 4 dancers. 2 black and 2 white. There was a $3 cover I think. $2 cokes. If you don't know exactly where this is,…

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"Really" excited dancers

I am used to dancers who are good at acting turned on. Sometimes, they are even skilled at faking it and I appreciate that talent. Believing (at least imagining that I believe) that I am turning her on is…

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Extras

I have a question for my brothers and sisters. I've noticed that some of y'all don't want or look for "extras". Why not? I dig the extras and the hunt for extras. If I just want a…

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'Top Hooker' reality show ordered.

The search for the best hooker in America is coming to cable TV. A major channel has ordered Top Hooker, an unscripted competition series that puts a diverse group of 10 competitors through a series of “mind-blowing” challenges to determine who…

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high mileage strip clubs in north east United States?

Can someone please tell me which ones are the most high mileage strip clubs in north east United States? Unfortunately, a lot of the high mileage clubs tend to be in unsafe areas, which is a problem. It…

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April 30,2013

Have you smacked your hoe today ?

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Man loses life savings on carnival game

Man loses life savings on carnival game http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html?vp=1 A New Hampshire man who thought he had a decent ball toss says he lost his life savings—or about $2,600—playing a carnival game he claims was rigged. Henry Gribbohm told WBZ-TV that he was attempting…

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This just in...Rich People are Happy (Duh!)

I stumbled across this article and thought that should be filed under the heading of "No Shit Sherlock". Economists Nail It: You Can Never Be Too Rich http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-29/economists-nail-it-you-can-never-be-too-rich "I just spoke with Justin Wolfers, co-author of a short but important new paper…

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Uh Oh, Ballers

An antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea—now considered a superbug—has some analysts saying that the bacteria's effects could match those of AIDS. http://www.cnbc.com/id/100685883

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Why So Much Talk About Whales?

Is it jealousy? Is it anger? Is it envy? Is it insecurity? Is it class warfare? Whatever the reason, I find all this blather about whales to be more boring than all the OTC or 'Does She Like Me?' threads. It…

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When a stripper asks "what kind of girl do you like?" How do you answer?

I usually tell them anything is Ok as long as their ass isn't bigger than mine.

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Here and Abroad...

I travel a bit, mostly domestic, but a couple times a year I go OCONUS (Outside the CONtinental US) and while my clubbing experience in North America is extensive I've only hit a handful of clubs overseas. Namely I've…

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No More Tebowing for NYC Strippers

NYC strippers reported saddened by loss of Tim Tebow. http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/new-york-stripper-community-saddened-by-loss-of-tim-tebow/

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I am NOT Gay

I just thought it was important for the world to know that.

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Had a half day to kill,...

Had a half day to kill, so I went down to the Dirty Bird, as it's known in the vernacular, and I was not disappointed. Arrived at about noon, and of course things were slow.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

We arrived at 830pm on a...

We arrived at 830pm on a Sunday. I knew that the time of day and day of the week were less than ideal, but we had early flights the next day and were done…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Had not been to this club...

Had not been to this club in a good 6 months and decided to pay it a visit during one of St. Louis' national holidays; The Cardinals Home Opener. I arrived around 9 and the club…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Out of the 8 ladies there,...

Out of the 8 ladies there, 2 were 9s, 4 were 8s, & 2 were 6s. The lap dances were great, because you would get a whole song and sometimes longer. They weren't too pushy,…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

My husband and I went with...

My husband and I went with some friends for the couple's night special: free cover, two entrees and a desert for $25. The food was great, the service was good, and the dancers were talented…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This is one of my first...

This is one of my first Sunday night visits in a few years. I arrived and the door man was very upfront with the information that the club was lacking any dancers that night. I…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I dropped by to watch the...

I dropped by to watch the Rockets game and get a bite to eat before going to a party later that night. I remembered that the food here was good so I thought I would give…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Arrived around midnight bouncer at entrance...

Arrived around midnight bouncer at entrance wasn't too nice but once inside I found a seat near the stage and was approached by a dancer shortly after. Most girls there looked good and they…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

They are finally redoing the place....

They are finally redoing the place. On the main floor, along the wall were new easy chairs. The rear VIP room was in progress. The front VIP room was closed due to…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

So 3 weeks ago I was...

So 3 weeks ago I was in Vegas for a convention. (85000 attended), so the last place I want to be is in places like Rhino or OG, which is filled with conventioneers with large…

Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Palm Springs, Florida

This club was a distance from...

This club was a distance from where I was staying but I was out visiting liquor stores for whiskey that my state liquor stores do not carry. Anyway, I was glad that I ended…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Foxy Lady about a...

Went to Foxy Lady about a month ago when I took a weekend to check out a few Rhode Island clubs.I went after the Satin Doll which was horrible and before Fantasies which was great.Have…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I haven't been here for years,...

I haven't been here for years, because I have found that I don't like the big clubs. This place is like a barn with a twinkie light wall, but a barn never the less. Anyway,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Despite it's flaws this is pretty...

Despite it's flaws this is pretty much the only reasonable Strip Club in Seattle. The Deja Vu clubs in this town don't come close on price OR mileage, which disappoints me as some of…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Until last Saturday, I hadn't been...

Until last Saturday, I hadn't been to Kahoots in over 2 years. It was good to be back and there were still some girls there who remembered me, which was nice. Everything is still the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A couple of Sunday's ago I...

A couple of Sunday's ago I stopped by CF for the two for 25 dances. It was a rather stressful week so I thought this would be a nice distraction. The club is…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

I had posted a review prior...

I had posted a review prior so this is an update. The atmosphere is cool, but the selection of woman is sub par. The Saturday I went fell on NBA All Star weekend, so the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Oasis for the first...

Stopped by Oasis for the first time on a Sunday but I think I picked a bad day to come. I went to see a girl who used to work at Follies, but upon…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Passed thru Detroit this past weekend...

Passed thru Detroit this past weekend with some buds and ended up here at night around 10 pm. Plenty of chicks on the schedule ranging from a min 5 to a smoking hot 10 blonde…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Stopped by scores to check it...

Stopped by scores to check it out. Bourbon street has a number of clubs up and down it so is easy to stop in, check out the action and stay for awhile or move…

Ladylove

Copenhagen, Denmark

A very well decorated club with...

A very well decorated club with some beautiful dancers. Girls were on stage quite regularly. I went to this club on a weekday it was a little busy but not packed.After I ordered my beer…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in nearly 20 years. The place is worse than i remembered. I used the bathroom had a beer a ran. The 2 girls i saw were not very pretty…

Platinum Diamonds

Monroe, North Carolina

So, a friend of mine who...

So, a friend of mine who used to live in the area (about 4 years ago) said I should maybe check out a place called Leather and Lace on 74 in Monroe. I decided to…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

I came to the Sahara one...

I came to the Sahara one afternoon to check it out and see what the fuss was about. The club is a little hidden but since I've driven by it so often I knew where…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went in on a Wednesday afternoon...

Went in on a Wednesday afternoon and there were about 6 - 8 girls working and about 10 guys there....after a few conversations with a few of the girls (who by the way were on…

Horseshoe Lounge

Biloxi, Mississippi

This club is exactly as described...

This club is exactly as described before. It is just soo awful you have to go! Me and my husband went for the laughs last week (he had been there years ago) As…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club, good layout. I...

Nice club, good layout. I drove myself because I went early evening (around 6 pm). Stayed for about 2 hours and tried a couple of girls out for dances. Things are a…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Arrived at the club around 11pm....

Arrived at the club around 11pm. Walked through the front door with my friend and paid a 5 dollar cover. 5 dollars!! That's cheap! So already saved us money for drinks and stuff. the door…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I ventured to Henry VIII hoping...

I ventured to Henry VIII hoping to have a little fun and blow off some steam. Walked in abouit 9:30p and I was pretty pleasantly surprised. First girl I see on the side stage…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I have been coming to this...

I have been coming to this Bar for years back when it was Mustang's. It has cycled up and down but at least it cycles up more than down for me anyway. My…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Located in a safe and centrally...

Located in a safe and centrally located neighborhood in the District in a small building but it is on 2 floors. Each floor has a stage where a dancer does a three song set. Bouncer…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club is easy to get...

The club is easy to get to and has good parking. The interior is comfortable with low lighting. The bar is on a higher level than the main floor and offers a good view…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Stopped by after work last week....

Stopped by after work last week. Didn't know what to expect of the club since its in a rougher area of town. Overall, I was happy with the result. There were only…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

i was looking start dancing here...

i was looking start dancing here and from what i heard about this place its not all what it seems, fridays are suppose to be the busiest of days and according to other dancers there…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas for the...

I was in Vegas for the end of July - Last time I went had a great time at Rick's Cabaret but I had heard it closed. I was told about Rhino and Sapphires. Decided…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by yesterday afternoon around 2pm...the...

Stopped by yesterday afternoon around 2pm...the good thing is that there's no smoking during the day..still smells musty, but a lot better. Drinks are cheap..$3 to $5 range. Had a VIP with Chrystal....nice spinner..thin, nipples…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

My first review. I would reccomend....

My first review. I would reccomend. There were 15 to 20 women, all fairly attractive. . I didn't get a lap dance but some of my buddies did. It seemed as if most…

Spotlight Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

This club is now called “Spotlight...

This club is now called “Spotlight Cabaret” and it is a black club. I first visited this club ~5 years ago when it was also a black club but under another name. It then…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Not my first trip to Centerfolds,...

Not my first trip to Centerfolds, but a fairly fun visit. This was late 2012. Stopped in around 3:30 on a Tuesday hoping to see one of my regulars. A*** is a…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Was at Cadillac lounge recently on...

Was at Cadillac lounge recently on Saturday afternoon. No cover, went in and was quickly approached for a drink order. After placing my order was quickly approached by blonde dancer 6 for a lap dance.…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

This club was ok when it...

This club was ok when it was all nude but since the changes to bikini bar can't say the same thing. Most of the nice girls left and the few that stood behind are not…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

As a frequent visitor to the...

As a frequent visitor to the Rustic Frog, I will say that the place could definitely use some work. There is some new management and the word is that it will be coming soon. Major…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

It's guys night out and wanting...

It's guys night out and wanting to see some hot nude girls so we decide to go to the Outhouse. Heard these girls go completely nude on stage and VIP. We get in and the…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Ok this was a bit disappointing....

Ok this was a bit disappointing. I understand it was a Monday evening but even then I was hoping to see some 8-10's. All I saw were 4-7's. Most were complaining that…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Visited the Mint on a Sunday...

Visited the Mint on a Sunday night after having been at Tootsies watching the Heat playoff game (game 3 against the Bucks). Parked down the street for free. Got there around 10:30 p.m.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Apparently April is Texas month for...

Apparently April is Texas month for me and this week I found myself in Dallas for training on a new product that my company is launching so naturally I had to check out the Dallas…

Speedway Lounge

Sandusky, Ohio

This is actually a pretty good...

This is actually a pretty good place for the size of West Union. It's fairly dark inside with booths on both sides to the stage. Usually a small crowd in here so getting a…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

I came here once before and...

I came here once before and got a girl name Katy or something like that. I took her into the VIP room and she let me go at it. I came back again, on a…

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Just a "survey"...

Papi_Chulo has a topic up, "I'll Give You Half the Next Song". This got me to thinking. Yes I know, me, thinking, scary! Anyway. When we go to VIP, we rent the room for X amount of time. How would…

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That Damned Strip Club Music

It's been discussed many times before. Like several of you, I'm a wretched old fuddy-duddy and don't like the music played in most clubs. So... I was in Burger King, in a lily-white heavily-Mormon suburb of Phoenix, and the clientele was…

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Experience with girl in VIP - A Squirter!

A fav I enjoyed a lot of company both itc and otc in 2012 was quite a squirter. After about two min of her fucking me CG she would cum. Then I would lay her down on couch and…

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I'll Give You Half the Next Song …

I'm kind of anal (along with a lot of other things but …). I don't mind spending $$$ in clubs but like getting my $$$'s worth. So I hate when a dancer starts a LD in the middle of a song and…

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Gowns vs G-Strings/Bikini-Tops ?

I've noticed in some upscalish clubs, the dancers will wear elegant looking gowns and/or elegant sexy dresses, when in the main room. Whereas in most clubs I visit, dancers are often wearing next to nothing (i.e. G-strings and bikini…

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Whale spotting...

"Thar she blows!" Or more acurately "He" because in the vast majority of cases the whale is likely to be male not female but being savvy veterians you knew that already didn't you. Last night I was at Baby…

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April 29, 2013

Have you tiped your dancer today ?

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Stripper outfits

What sort of out of the ordinary outfits have you seen a girl wearing when she comes onto the stage e.g. bride, secretary, cowgirl etc? Do a lot of girls get on the stage wearing cowgirl outfits in Texas clubs? I…

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SC Awards

A light hearted thread.... How about each SC having annual award ceremonies? What Best categories should there be e.g. 'Best HJ in VIP' ?

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OT: Dumbing Down of Americans or Stuffy Corporate Types Out of Touch ?

Managers to Millennials: Job Interview No Time to Text Newly minted college graduates soon entering the job market could be facing another hurdle besides high unemployment and a sluggish economy. Hiring managers say many perform poorly — sometimes even bizarrely —…

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Spit roast?

Has anyone ever had a 'spit roast' with a buddy in the VIP?

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An Interesting Comment From One of Our Own LOL

A snippet from jackslash's review of a SC in his recent south-Florida meet tour: […Given the free parking, admission and food, I was hoping the dances would also be free, but they turned out to be $25 …] I can't believe they…

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Just another nomination for the Darwin Award.

3:40 a.m., Sunday: Joshua Caleb Sutherland wasn't technically supposed to be drinking during his visit to Dallas Cabaret. He's 19 but, according to police, had a fake ID and had clearly had plenty by the time two Dallas police officers…

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Requesting Suggestions for Strip Club Playlist

I have been building a playlist for the owner of a new club. The club is in the southeast in a resort area sometimes called 'Redneck Riviera'. So the playlist is so far heavy on classic rock and…

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whats the youngest girl you ever fucked ?

I was 12 and she was 13....but as legal adult I've dun 18 a few good times but I prefer 21 year olds

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How big the gap bt your scores

A recent post made me wonder how large was the age gap between the oldest girl you ever fucked and the youngest girl you ever fucked--whatever your age at the time. For me, the oldest was 30 years older…

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Rough Lapdances

Anyone have any experiences with rough dances that actually cause skin breaks on your dick? I hate having to deal with couple of days of healing time from these hoes from rough lap dances.

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Snacks

How many tusclers pack snacks in the.car to go out every few hours and eat to revive the energy needed to club on ?

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Advice For Trip With Toronto Sweetie

The winter drilling season is winding down up here in the sub-Arctic; perhaps 10 days left. I have a whole mess of corporate shit to do this summer but I want to take a break before getting down to that…

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Local Chicago pharmacist charged with giving counterfeit Viagra, Cialis

April 19, 2013 (CHICAGO) -- A Chicago pharmacist is charged with dispensing counterfeit drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction. The federal indictment announced Thursday accuses Michael Markiewicz, owner of Belmont Pharmacy, of buying counterfeit Viagra and Cialis from China and dispensing…

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whats the oldest girl you fucked

For me it was 58

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April 28,2013

Are you making it rain today ?

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Threads on the Pink Site That I'd Like to Never See on TUSCL (All Start with the

Really? Isn't this what WebMD is for? "Dirrhea - Just Wanted to Share Something: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?182540-Diarrhea-Just-wanted-to-share-something-to-help

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Tall people

What is the tallest dancer you ever saw in a club? I saw a 6'2 wo heels blonde once. I used to know a giy that was 6'7" that had a sister taller than him. She was 7'1"

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Does Strippers Web ats still even exist?

I had been kicked off there so many times for expressing my thoughts I have never bothered to go back. As a strip clubber did you ever learn anything over there? Do you know any wealthy dancers?

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Extras ATF wanted me to bring condoms to club......

This happened sometime ago The club opens at Sat at noon. My atf I had been doing awhile itc and otc wanted me to bring some condoms "a girlfriend who dances here forgot hers." This was part of a…

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Here is a 2Amer for DandyDan

Two people were reportedly shot early Sunday morning as hundreds gathered outside Big Earl's Gold Mine, a strip club just north of Des Moines city limits. Authorities have not released the names or conditions of those shot. The shooting occurred around 3:20…

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Things about myself I have learned from SC's

First, I am really good looking and distinguished! Second, I have a great sense of humor! Third, I'm not fat, in fact I'm really in great shape! Fourth, all the dancers feel the same way about me so it must be true! There's probably…

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what is the smallest girl you fucked ?

For me it had to had been 94 pounds

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Would you buy/wear these?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/27/lingerie-firm-launches-womens-underwear-for-men-3669208/ Not for me. :)

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OTC question

How do you approach her about OTC? Let me say I met this stripper last night and we hit it off really well. I was hinting all night about meeting her for some fun. She agreed that…

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bald (almost) dancer

during latest visit to Oasis in ATL saw a first. dancer had a buzz cut. cut as close a possible without actually using a razor to shave her head. thought it was totally unappealing.

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skinny

Would you rather fuck a girl that I'd way too fat or way too skinny?

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whats the fatest girl you ever fucked ?

The bitch I did had to had been 270

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Procuring Rubber

I was walking through my local drug store today and was shocked that a three pack of basic condoms cost $3.99. It seems like there is alot of mark-up on condoms. I bet it only costs about ten cents to…

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Strippers On Drugs: Go or No Go?

It seems the dancers with addictions are more eager to make money and negociate because they need to feed a habit. Do you try to avoid strippers if you know they are a user or embrace it? Does the type…

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The Life Spand Of A ATF

To kind of spin off another topic. i always wondered how guys have these atfs for like ... 5-6 years when ive never had a atf for over 8 months.. my current atf will be leaving the business in august…

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April 27,2013

Have you had your dances today ?

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How to score points with strippers. The shadowcat way.

Went to my favorite club today with a new game plan. I had brought with me a t-shirt to give to one of my favorite dancers. She loved it. She was like stink on shit and immediately put it on.…

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#1 advice to everyone.

No matter how great your ATF is, your next one will be better, and guess what, the one after that will be even better. This J curve will never top off, it will only end when your money ends. So, don't…

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Buying your ATF a swimsuit

I met my atf today around noon. I had bought her a white bikini off ebay nwt for around $20. It was shipped from Europe to my PO box in a small plastic package with "clothing" marked on…

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Blondes

Did you hear about the busty blonde dancer that ran across the club? She got knocked out by the bouncers

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Tiny people

I have a cousin that weighs about 400 lb and his wife weighs about the same. How do they fuck?

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Question for those of you who have been to HK/Adelitas

I'm wondering... In your experience, what time/day have you noticed the best action at these clubs? Numbers are always good too IMO, since it increases the overall action. What are the best times to go to these clubs? Personally, I have been…

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Paying for service? There's an app for that

http://www.thebolditalic.com/blog_posts/3155-silicon-valley-prostitutes-accept-square-payment-and-square-men

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One step closer to virtual sex

Next step is to have this app work with sex toys like dildos and the fleshlight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8LFcIoCjq0

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Old Guys with Young Girls

God Bless Capitalism. I am currently staying at a beautiful resort with my family. Twice now I have seen all too obvious p4p situations: 1. Old guy, easily 65, all over a girl who was obviously under 25 all the while…

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From THE ONION: I Think That Stripper Really Likes Me!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-think-that-stripper-really-liked-me,10883/ By Frank Voss The Onion I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but…

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And another 2AMer. This one near Mobile AL.

PRICHARD, Alabama -- Police are investigating after three Mobilians were shot at a Prichard strip club early this morning, apparently as part of an ongoing argument, according to the officials. Lashay Gibbs Antoinette, 23, David Antonio Mitchell, 20 and Ryan O'Neil…

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$100 Bill

Its getting s face lift....new $100 look phat yo

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April 26,2013

Will you be paying for TNA today ?

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Greenville Sout Carolina

local biznas got just down due to a white powder scare in the mail......

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VIP

Where is the craziest place you ever got some crazy vip like action? Walmart dressing room? The roof of the empire state building? While horseback riding? At the zoo? In a jackoffbox bathroom? In a car in a busy parking lot?

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Todays 2AM34 courtesy of Houston.

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A man was shot outside a gentlemen's club early this morning and police say the motive may be revenge. It happened during an argument between two employees outside the Dreams nightclub on Crossview and Clarkcrest…

Curious Dancer Pt 1 - Visions of Ecstasy

Curious Dancer Part 1 – Visions of Ecstasy As she danced on the brightly lit stage he sat at a small table nearby, mesmerized by the way she moved. The way she danced reminded him of smoke, rising slowly, flowing languidly through the air, real and tangible to the eye but elusive to the touch. She moved slowly and sensuously as she glided across the small stage looking out from under half lidded eyes, silently seducing the audience of men that surrounded her. Several men stood in a line in front of the stage waiting for her to dance for them, to fuck them with her eyes and grant them glimpses of paradise. As they stood there they…

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PL Recognition

So I was on my way to Brad's Brass Flamingo the other day thinking I need to stop for some cash before I get there. And then what to my wondering eyes did appear? Right there on Washington Street, a…

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Proof of the Multiiverse

Some say the theory of many parallel universes is interesting, but impossible to prove, because it's only possible to observe the universe that you are in. But I just found an exception to this limitation. If you look…

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Note to Kansas residents: pay before you play.

Manhattan, Kansas, police are trying to figure out what to do with a man who called 911 in desperation after he could not pay a $400 fee to a prostitute. The man reportedly requested a two-hour session from the pro in…

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Dancer Jealousy

Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known for a few weeks Dancer B: a busty brunette in her mid-30's who I've know for a few years …

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On the Clock......

And in the first pick of the 2013 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs pick..... Wait! No, no, no I mean how long does it take for lapdanceking to cum in his pants?

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Everything you've (n)ever wanted to know about Duo

1. I'm 26, sometimes I lie about my age if I feel like the customer I'm talking to is ageist 2. I've danced in Virginia, Maryland, Maine, South Carolina, Pennsylvania & every club in Richmond, where I live. 3.…

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Strip Clubbing on your birthday?

Should one really go strip clubbing on their birthday? Or should their time be better invested doing other things. I got no family to see so there's a no to that.

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A stripper called me for asking 20 dollars

WTF?? Why Only 20 dollars?? Why not 200 dollars? So I can do some OTC with her

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April 25,2013

Have you had your lap dance for today ?

Politics

Box cutter trumps fake gun outside strip club

DAYTON — A man thwarted an attempted armed robbery outside of a Dayton strip club Thursday morning, according to a police report. The man reported that he walked out of Katie's Place bar, 2264 E. Fifth Street, to get something from…

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Mile High Club assistance from Richard Branson

http://www.nbcnews.com/travel/virgin-america-wants-fliers-get-lucky-35-000-feet-6C9576841 "I'm not a betting man, but I say your chance of deplaning with a plus-one are at least 50 percent," Branson said. Can dancers and a VIP lavatory be far behind?

Newbie guide for using TUSCL and tips and tricks

These are tips and tricks to using this web site. The web site occassionally gets upgraded based upon a number of our suggestions so everything is subject to change. These are in random order. 1. Reviews of strip clubs. When you first click on this tab you may see several reviews posted today and a lot of text underneath each. Most clubs and reviews I don't care about and you probably don't either. Tip: After the reviews pop up, look towards the top right section of the review page. Look for the words Quick Review or something similar sitting above the right side of the screen. Click on it.…

Tijuana remembered.

It was the summer of 1961. 4 of us right out of high school piled into my '49 Chevy and drove down to TJ. No interstates back then. It was a 3 hour drive down US101 through a dozen little beach towns. We crossed the border and drove right into TJ. We gave no thought to the dangers of driving in Mexico. We didn't know any better. We arrived about 9PM and parked on a side street just off of Revolución. As we walked along the streets we were pestered by little kids selling gum. We saw the beggars sitting on the side walks with their hands out. We saw the taco carts selling their tacos for 10 cents each. We…

7 Ways To Stay Sane While Dancing

Dancing as a career has its perks but there can also be some downsides to the industry that can break you if you allow. Make sure that you keep things going smoothly by taking care of your most important asset = YOU Here are a few tips on keeping sane while dancing: 1. Take up a passion or hobby - do something outside of work that you enjoy and that makes you feel good about yourself. 2. Associate with others who are successful - learn from the dancers who are successful. Model their success but add a touch of your own uniqueness. Don't spend too much time with others who are negative, unsuccessful, or have bad attitudes. Their mindset will rub off…

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Memories

There have been some really funny threads and flame wars on here. Some threads seem to take off in a completely different direction than intended adding to the entertainment. Which thread or threads did you get the most entertainment out

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How do you make a living?

So in his post about himself (an interesting trend around here recently) Rell reveled that he's in sales and I have to admit that it made me curious in a broader sense to know what y'all do for a living…

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Things about the JJ

My boobs are real. I only dance occasionally. I'm pretty normal by stripper standards. Go ahead and ask.

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What does RIL stand for?

I think I've figured out the other abbreviations, but can't find this one. Thanks

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Things to Know About Papi Chulo

I like strippers

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Things to know about Rell

1.im 30 years old 2.im 5'8 3.im 195 pounds 4.im a former avid power lifter whos considering getting back into it 5.i have been going to strip clubs for 8 years now 6.i have never came in my pants (lol Lapdanceking) 7.i own 2 houses…

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Your Favorite SC Drink ?

I am not much of a drinker – but I tend to be wund up a bit tight sometimes and will sometimes have one (sometimes two but normally 1) strong drink to mellow/numb me out a bit. When I lived in…

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April 24,2013

Have you clubbed today ?

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Thangs that Must be understood about Mr.Box69

Im 6'0" I weigh 398 Im a value shopper in evetry area of my life Im obsessive I have multiple personalities I was raped by cardinal Paul and that's y I can't spell its a learning disability I own nothin yet I rule everythang Their is no…

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Do ya think this guy could be a shill?

MrNikita Prop MrNikita Ignore MrNikita Send Private Message to MrNikita Joined: Sep 2011 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 2 Teazers Gentlemen's Club 10301 Greenville Hwy Wellford, South Carolina 29385 Reviewed on: April 24, 2013 Visited on: Tuesday Evening Dancers on Shift: 6-10 Star_Rating_5 …

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Attn: Farmerart

Oil patch city suspends strip club booze April 24, 2013 WILLISTON, N.D. (AP) -- Williston city commissioners have suspended the liquor licenses of the city's two strip clubs in response to what police say are excessive calls for disorderly behavior. The Forum…