I went into Legs on a...

I went into Legs on a Sunday evening. I had seen the club from the highway and it was down the street from my hotel. When I walked in they hit me up for a $7 cover charge, not to bad, I've had worse. When I go into a new club I like to get a drink and watch what goes on for a few minutes before jumping in. It was not crowded and I grabbed a seat at a table away from the stage. The waitress came over and I got a drink fairly quickly, and then a dancer came and sat down. She was not my type at all. Very tall and heavy, pear shaped. Nice breasts, but her ass was huge. Also, she should sprinkle a little perfume or deodorant once in a while.

I explained that I was not interested in a dance, that I had just arrived and wanted to chill for a while. She promised to 'check back' with me later. A very pretty blonde came onstage for her set and I moved up to the rail and started tipping generously to get her attention. We chatted a bit at the edge of the stage and she said she would come see me after she finished her set.

I moved back to my table seat to wait for her, but she spent the rest of the evening talking with the bouncer and someone who I think was her boyfriend, so she never came back. I tried to make eye contact with some of the other dancers that appealed to me, but none of them were free. I finally called it a night and headed back to the hotel.