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4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

If you're visiting NOLA forget about...

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MetalMeteor
May 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

If you're visiting NOLA forget about the French Quarter strip club traps and go here. Yes it's a pain to drive or get a cab but it's worth it. The neighborhood is safe, not hard to find, the parking is lighted with ample security. The inside of the club is old but not gross, don't let that scare you away. No need to dress up in this place. Now don't look like a bum but don't wear you best clothes or you will stick out. I was a bit overdressed but it was ok.

I like the setup, every girls walks around the bar and gives you a little dance. This is where you need to tip big if you want a private dance. When the girls get off the stage there's just too much competition. I made that mistake and didn't end up getting one of the hotter girls until much later. First girl to approach me was a short, chubby asian girl who had on a dress and wasn't even showing skin. She asked me if I liked a fist in my ass and I told her to leave me alone and go make some money.

First dance was a spinner girl, cute. Definitely do the $30 lap dances instead of the cheaper $20 ones. The $30 dances have better couches. Although I could touch her boobs she wasn't very aggressive. Onto the next girl. It was getting late and some of the girls were more aggressive looking for opportunities as it was 3am. A girl who I had been watching all night named, Ashia, or something like that came by. Tan skin, brown hair nice boobs, body, she had a face like Jessica Biel, maybe even better. Started with one song and went from there. Had no problems with two way contact. She took off her bottoms and stood just over my face during the second song. I was feeling pretty crazy and went for some basic DATY, she had no problem and moaned loudly. Nice. Slightly pulled down my pants and gave me a great handy, I grabbed her close and we did some heavy grinding. Although I could have very easily gotten a bj from here, she was so hot and I had lost control so I lost my load during the grinding. Probably was best, little nervous about bbbj in this place although next time I'll be sure to bring some raincoats.

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