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What is the difference between a shit load and a shit ton?

May 7, 2013, 9:40 AM
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crazyjoe
Colorado

What phrazes do you hear that sound funny?

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shadowcat

"Taking a shit". I usually leave one.

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MondoGoGo

I believe that a shit ton is generally the equivalent of 2.5 imperial tons or 5,000 pounds where as a shit load is the equal to the amount of cow shit that will fill a standard sized bed of a full sized American made pickup truck which happens to be 652 pounds (if the manure is fresh) so the difference between a shit ton and a shit load is therefore 4,348 pounds of shit. Which is not to be confused with the phrase "go pound shit" FWIW.

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shadowcat

Are you shitting me?

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Alucard

"What is the difference between a shit load and a shit ton?"

It is in HOW much can be STUFFED down your throat.

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crazyjoe

Lol alucard

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deogol

Alucard got some anger issues.

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JuiceBox69

What about a fuck load ?

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Alucard

"What about a fuck load?"

How much can be swallowed!?! ;)

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JuiceBox69

LOL

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Dougster

Not sure what the difference is, but I'm sure all will agree that alutard is a SHIT HEAD. LMFAO!

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motorhead

Shit faced

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crazyjoe

What did you say altard? You need to pull your head out of your ass and spit the shit out of your mouth so we can understand you. It would help if you brush your teeth while your at it...

Is everyone getting under your skin?

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crazyjoe

Don't bother to pm me and flirt with me again. The answer is no I'm busy tonite

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gatorfan

an L A D drop the N

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