What is the difference between a shit load and a shit ton?

"Taking a shit". I usually leave one.

I believe that a shit ton is generally the equivalent of 2.5 imperial tons or 5,000 pounds where as a shit load is the equal to the amount of cow shit that will fill a standard sized bed of a full sized American made pickup truck which happens to be 652 pounds (if the manure is fresh) so the difference between a shit ton and a shit load is therefore 4,348 pounds of shit. Which is not to be confused with the phrase "go pound shit" FWIW.

Are you shitting me?

"What is the difference between a shit load and a shit ton?"

It is in HOW much can be STUFFED down your throat.

Lol alucard

Alucard got some anger issues.

What about a fuck load ?

"What about a fuck load?"

How much can be swallowed!?! ;)

LOL

Not sure what the difference is, but I'm sure all will agree that alutard is a SHIT HEAD. LMFAO!

Shit faced

What did you say altard? You need to pull your head out of your ass and spit the shit out of your mouth so we can understand you. It would help if you brush your teeth while your at it...

Is everyone getting under your skin?

Don't bother to pm me and flirt with me again. The answer is no I'm busy tonite

an L A D drop the N