Shotgun Geniez
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709 Main St, Hamburg, IA 51640, USA*

Went in on a Sunday night....

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looneylarry
May 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Went in on a Sunday night. Geniez always used to be closed on Sundays so that limited my travel plans. I welcomed the news of the Sunday opening. But after going, I wonder if they had the right idea in the first place. For as long as I was in there, I was the only customer. The door man was the old guy. And there were only two dancers, a short and busty AA girl and a frumpy older white dancer. I have had the AA dancer in VIP before and enjoyed her hands-on dances. The frumpy one I have never quite mustered up the interest. Maybe if I was really desperate and had several beers.

I thought that the night was stacking up in my favor. No competition with other customers, very hungry dancers, and a disinterested door guy. Got back into VIP and the dances were pretty good, but nothing special, and the first one was probably the best. Was hoping that the quality would go up with time and money and maybe even raise to another level. Nope, Hinted around about take-out and got nothing. Tried a little more groping and was hosed down pretty quickly. I didn't think the door guy was even paying attention. But I guess I picked the night and the club for some PG-13 fun. It was like the microwave was set for about 3 minutes at power-level 3. Some heat, not much, still frozen in places. As slow as it was, she should have showered early and offered to have some drinks back at the motel. But no. Lesson learned.

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