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Felony

May 6, 2013, 10:39 PM
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JuiceBox69
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Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

What jobs can you work if you have a felony ?

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SlickSpic

Rap artist. In fact, it's mandatory.

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farmerart

No place in Canada. Felons are not admissable to Canada at the border.

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SlickSpic

Picking crops. Milking cows in Kern County, CA. Day Laborer. Bodyguard-That's actually cool. Being Don King. 2X murderer turned boxing promoter. Being Secretary Treasurer. Ask Timothy Geitner. Tax cheat. Illegal Immigrant employer.

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motorhead

You could be a boxer...Oh that's right. All the felony charges Floyd Mayweather were reduced to misdemeanors.

So don't worry - go ahead and beat up women. As long as you have money you're ok.

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gatorfan

Juice what did you do now?

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shadowcat

Cock sucker.

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motorhead

NASCAR jackman

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jackslash

Politician. MInister. Actor. Stripper.

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londonguy

Can someone give juice a job :-)

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Dougster

Investment fund manager. :-)

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crazyjoe

Thief

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EarlTee

Pimp.

Felony is a good dancer name.

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MondoGoGo

Any job you want Juice just put the gun down, that's it nice and slow put the gun down and we'll arrange an interview with the people a FOX News for you...

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crazyjoe

Lol mondo

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Chanel

A Bank

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Alucard

Low paying, usually.

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deogol

Low pay is associated with education level.

Small businesses usually, the big ones won't touch you with their HR hands.

Your own business (especially if incorporated.)

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JuiceBox69

Lol yes i agree joe mondo was very funny

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crazyjoe

Start Juice Inc.

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motorhead

a thief took $153,000 of juice from a Queens, NY facility yesterday.

Juice - is that your crime?

newyork.cbslocal.com

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sharkhunter

I wouldn't be surprised if you could get most jobs in the white house administration except maybe if it involves security. Probably most politicians jobs as well. Bankers might be another possibility. You might need to lie but I believe all of the above positions are prequalified as expert felons or liars to get the job. I wouldn't lie about the crime, just lie about how it won't affect your ability to serve or lie to the people you serve just like most politicians. Oh, congressman might be another job.

Ordinary jobs probably have a whole lot more restrictions. For ordinary jobs, they might do drug tests, background checks, physicals, and tough interviews.

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deogol

Yea there are felon Congressman in place at the state and federal level.

Probably why the country is in such a mess right now...

factcheck.org

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