Stopped by with some friends for...

Stopped by with some friends for there much talked about Lunch Buffet, and it didn't disappoint. I'm not sure who makes there fried chicken, or how its prepared, but it's surprisingly good! Also a plus, entrance is only $5, free if you use the Yelp coupon!

Yes, i'm not used to eating a meal while watching nude ladies dance on the stage. Eating fried chicken like a caveman, grease slightly dripping from my face and fingers, no one looks sophisticated or attractive with that going on. My friend could only eat the salad because of how uncomfortable he was. But to me, that's part of the attraction of eating a Lunch Buffet at the Gold Club, the thrilling awkwardness and uncomfortable feeling that comes from looking like a complete slob in front of beautiful naked women! Now maybe i'm over exaggerating, we are civilized, we did use forks, knives and napkins. We washed up before and after we ate. Had some mints to clear our breath. Still, no ladies approached us. Kind of sad really, I was wondering if there was a lady who would suffer our chicken breath for a few dollars, but alas there were none. I don't blame them though. Plus buying a $5 Lunch Buffet makes us look cheap compared to the Financial District "High Rollers" around us ordering $30 salmon dinners for lunch. I guess that's why the ladies were sitting with those gentleman instead. Well, I'll save my Ben Franklin's for another day.

I had a great time none the less, cheap entrance fee, great food, and some of the best looking dancers in San Francisco. Now if only they offered the mileage of a Crazyhorse, I'd be here every week!