Would you rather?

Do both

None

I have my own idea of FUN. You're NOT even in the ballpark.

If it's only those two choices, the former. And it's an hour. For $100. And it's an awesome massage. And she's hot as fuck. And her hand jobs are better than a lot of girls' blowjobs.

Just saying.

being in a strip club for 3 hours and only get 5-6 lap dances?? and expensive ass laps as well .. nah im good ill take the happy ending

Neither.

Neither. I can hook up with various girls for free. I can have a good time in strip clubs without spending that much on lap dances.

Shit, around here you can get FS for $120. At the Cab, you can get FS, 3 cases of beer, a pizza, a cab ride home, and still have money left over. Why the fuck would anyone pay for a happy ending especially when you could be the narrator yourself.

Are we wearing local blinders here? I'm with those that say there are better options available- its just a matter of location location location (e.g. the first rule in Real Estate or Strip Club mileage take your choice)

"I have my own idea of FUN. You're NOT even in the ballpark."

;)

Pretty much everybody here knows that if you goal is to have a the best value on a fairly pretty girl pamper you and give you a hj/bj/fs then the best value is the Asian massage parlor or backpage escorts.

With a club you are essentially paying for the club vibe and the club overhead. If that has no value to you then yeah, head to the massage parlor.

I prefer the club, however ive only done one AMP. If I knew where to go in the Palm Beach to Broward county areas I might try it again. But it seems like AMPs arent very prevaliant around these parts. Havent done much research on the matter though, so maybe Im missing out.

The problem with AMP's is many are staffed with slaves kidnapped our held in bondage to pay passage debts. Last year they busted a sex-slavery ring in the Midwest that used AMP's in smaller towns to market the girls and moved them from town to town every few weeks to keep the girls from friending clients etc. Most spoke little or no English. Most SC girls are working there because they chose to or need to earn to support themselves or the loser at home and have not been kidnaped.

AMPs are not the only MPs, though non-Asian ones here locally tend to be body rub places. In some of them, the rub is decent, if not massage quality (though some come close), and in many of them, much more than a tug is available.

+1 to Tiredtraveller on the Human Trafficking angle.

I believe consensual sex between legal adults should be legal, and if one of the parties makes ends meet or gets some pocket change that's between the parties involved. Note the word consensual- it matters greatly when one of the parties involved is NOT a willing participant (or of legal age of consent in their jurisdiction).

I've seen some pretty sketchy AMP's that deserve calls to ICE. At the same time, I've seen some pretty hot, dd implant, BMW driving Asians leaving more high class amp's.

Option 3, which generally involves fucking an attractive stripper for 250-300.