Would you rather?

Would you rather get a massage and a happy ending for 30 minutes and $120, or spend a night with your friends for 3 hours at a strip club and drop $200 for 5-6 lap dances?

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  • JuiceBox69
    12 years ago
    Do both
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    None
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    I have my own idea of FUN. You're NOT even in the ballpark.
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    If it's only those two choices, the former. And it's an hour. For $100. And it's an awesome massage. And she's hot as fuck. And her hand jobs are better than a lot of girls' blowjobs.

    Just saying.
  • rell
    12 years ago
    being in a strip club for 3 hours and only get 5-6 lap dances?? and expensive ass laps as well .. nah im good ill take the happy ending
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    Neither.
  • sharkhunter
    12 years ago
    Neither. I can hook up with various girls for free. I can have a good time in strip clubs without spending that much on lap dances.
  • michael_oxbig
    12 years ago
    Shit, around here you can get FS for $120. At the Cab, you can get FS, 3 cases of beer, a pizza, a cab ride home, and still have money left over. Why the fuck would anyone pay for a happy ending especially when you could be the narrator yourself.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    12 years ago
    Are we wearing local blinders here? I'm with those that say there are better options available- its just a matter of location location location (e.g. the first rule in Real Estate or Strip Club mileage take your choice)
  • staxwell
    12 years ago
    "I have my own idea of FUN. You're NOT even in the ballpark."

    ;)
  • inno123
    12 years ago
    Pretty much everybody here knows that if you goal is to have a the best value on a fairly pretty girl pamper you and give you a hj/bj/fs then the best value is the Asian massage parlor or backpage escorts.

    With a club you are essentially paying for the club vibe and the club overhead. If that has no value to you then yeah, head to the massage parlor.
  • Lionshare
    12 years ago
    I prefer the club, however ive only done one AMP. If I knew where to go in the Palm Beach to Broward county areas I might try it again. But it seems like AMPs arent very prevaliant around these parts. Havent done much research on the matter though, so maybe Im missing out.
  • Tiredtraveler
    12 years ago
    The problem with AMP's is many are staffed with slaves kidnapped our held in bondage to pay passage debts. Last year they busted a sex-slavery ring in the Midwest that used AMP's in smaller towns to market the girls and moved them from town to town every few weeks to keep the girls from friending clients etc. Most spoke little or no English. Most SC girls are working there because they chose to or need to earn to support themselves or the loser at home and have not been kidnaped.
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    AMPs are not the only MPs, though non-Asian ones here locally tend to be body rub places. In some of them, the rub is decent, if not massage quality (though some come close), and in many of them, much more than a tug is available.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    12 years ago
    +1 to Tiredtraveller on the Human Trafficking angle.

    I believe consensual sex between legal adults should be legal, and if one of the parties makes ends meet or gets some pocket change that's between the parties involved. Note the word consensual- it matters greatly when one of the parties involved is NOT a willing participant (or of legal age of consent in their jurisdiction).
  • SlickSpic
    12 years ago
    I've seen some pretty sketchy AMP's that deserve calls to ICE. At the same time, I've seen some pretty hot, dd implant, BMW driving Asians leaving more high class amp's.
  • rickdugan
    12 years ago
    Option 3, which generally involves fucking an attractive stripper for 250-300.
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