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Inexpensive Detroit Hypothetical

Bored tonight so was considering this hypothetical: Let's say you're in Detroit and would like to go to a club and leave happy for as cheap as humanly possible. You're willing to go to either Bogart's or Henry VIII, are willing…

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Reflections Upon Visiting Clubs With a Dancer

I know this is been discussed before, so skip it if you're not interested. However, I now have my own experience and perspective to briefly share. I know I shouldn't be surprised that strip club management is dysfunctional and not service…

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Now that's a major case of crabs!

Check out the brilliant pic of Chloe Sevigny's crabs! www.thesuperficial.com/chloe-sevigny-lobster-vagina-nude-marfa-journal-03-2015

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Who is Your Diametric Opposite on TUSCL?

I know that, in the past, we've had threads about who TUSCL'ers think are most similar to them. How about the other way around? Who on TUSCL do your regard as closest to your diametric opposite?

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I figured it out! e day is brilliant!

On the pi day thread we discussed the ultimate test of being a player - picking up a hooker for free sex by quoting cool facts about pi! But there is no equivalent day for e! Sucks because picking up…

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Rules of engagement at the SC?

My recent infamous “Will your ATF loan you $100” topic spurred passionate responses at what a shitty thing it is to play such a petty head game on a dancer. It was classified as a “dick move”.…

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What are some of the best compliments you heard a dancer tell you?

I'll let everyone else start.

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Numbers of breast implants! Brilliant!

The US is #1 in number of breast implant surgeries but some of the other countries my surprise you! http://dailynewsdig.com/top-10-countries-women-breast-implants/

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Was Lust

Wasn't Lust napauls before it was remodeled

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Happy Pi Day

Today is Pi Day of the Century 3.14.15). Be sure to celebrate by eating lots of pie today all of us mongers who appreciate perfectly round forms! We wouldn't have that rounded beauty without Pi!!!

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The club has a typical look...

The club has a typical look with a red interior and a large center stage for dancers. Came in mid afternoon with 4 dancers on duty with the usual big haired blonde older chick,…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I've probably been to Just Enuff...

I've probably been to Just Enuff more than any other club, not because it's great (I've had great and I've had mediocre here) but because it's convenient. I arrived around 9:30 on a Friday night and…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

The layout of the club is...

The layout of the club is the nicest of the lake city strip clubs. It is large and clean and feels newer than pandora's or deja vu lake forest. The lap dance area…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with...

There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with this club that I can’t recommend it. It should be noted that I’m a well respected user on this site. My reviews are honest and I try to be…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Finding parking can be quite a...

Finding parking can be quite a task around this club. I had to circle around twice and finally found a spot a couple of blocks away. A guy checked ID at the gate and there…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Checking the Gold Club out after...

Checking the Gold Club out after a 2 year hiatus. This place have never disappointed, and in February of 2015, I enjoyed yet another night of debauchery. I arrived at 11pm on a…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Had a absolute terrible time tonight...

Had a absolute terrible time tonight at what I consider my favorite place. I have made friends with the Queen Bee of Rio. We have had a unique relationship to say the least. I love…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I was in Austin for business...

I was in Austin for business and visited the landing strip when I had a few hours to kill before my flight. It is located in a poorer part of town out by the airport…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

This was my 3rd visit to...

This was my 3rd visit to the club. We had a send off party for one of my colleague and decided to have steak and tits party at this great venue. It was a Monday…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

At first glance the gold club...

At first glance the gold club looked professional and seemed to have a good atmosphere. My bf and I came in on a Sunday and by Wed we were at the clinic. I noticed our…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I think I picked a bad...

I think I picked a bad time to head to this club, but I still enjoyed myself. I went to the club on a late Saturday afternoon, assuming this would be a good shift…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went here on Friday after work...

Went here on Friday after work at about 4:00 pm. Nice selection of talent and. good deal on beer specials in my book. Watched the talent circulate the poles and Honey caught my eye, and…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

I consider this club a neighborhood...

I consider this club a neighborhood bar/strip club. Most customers come in to sit and drink with the girls. Have not been in a while and stepped in tonight because Cocktails was closed because of…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Ruby's has been a Bridgeport institution...

Ruby's has been a Bridgeport institution for decades. I like the BYOB as it keeps your costs down. The place generally has a neighborhood bar feel to it. Just lapdances here in booths in the…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

It was fairly crowded...

It was fairly crowded the evening of my visit. I managed to find a table right in the middle of the sitting area but it offered very limited view so I ended up…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

I found myself in the area...

I found myself in the area while on business; I had an afternoon to kill and was left with a dilemma: head to the hotel and watch daytime TV or find myself a strip club.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

After spending a while at the...

After spending a while at the tip rail, I decided it was time to get a dance. There were several attractive dancers on shit and I would have been comfortable getting a dance from most…

Platinum Lace

London, England

This club is in Piccadilly Circus...

This club is in Piccadilly Circus so obviously it gets busy and the staff take advantage of this fact. They charge a bomb for everything and you basically get nothing. Entry is 15-20 pounds depending…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I was travelling for business and...

I was travelling for business and the folks at my hotel suggested I tried MBH to find attractive ladies to view. The previous reviews are pretty accurate. I found the building and club to be…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

First time here, and I didn't...

First time here, and I didn't have to pay for parking and there was no cover fee but I did have to pay for a mandatory drink. No big deal. Once inside, it's clearly bigger…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I decide to stop in after...

I decide to stop in after I concluded business before I headed to the airport. It was relatively early and the cover was just $2 and my bottled water was $3. The club has not…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times. I stop in when I go through the area on business. I plan to bring my wife next time. They say that the…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

The basics: easy to find, safe...

The basics: easy to find, safe area, well lit parking. Consistent cover of around $15 plus 1 drink minimum at night. BYOB. They had an incident with a gun awhile back and now have everyone…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Average time all around. I got...

Average time all around. I got there after 6, so I paid the cover only to witness three dancers. Each dancer would do a VIP spin, so you'd be left with no dancers on stage…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited HL earlier than normal this...

Visited HL earlier than normal this Wednesday. Got there around 1:45, club was pretty busy but not as many girls so you had to pick your type. As usual HL had a little bit for…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

there was a decent of number...

there was a decent of number of girls here but i had had most of them dance for e and i was in the mood for something new. it was an afternoon abd for the…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Based on other reviews, you can...

Based on other reviews, you can find multiple dancers at this club at night. But during the day, there seems to be only one who ever works. And she must be pretty lonely…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

It was my birthday week so...

It was my birthday week so I decided to stop by for a visit. Parked across street in lot, got patted down and walked in. I paid $20 to get in. Walked in…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

I really want to like this...

I really want to like this club. It's by far the closest club to my home while my favorite club is almost 30 miles away. I've gone to The Runway a few times since my…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

I decided to stop by Whispers...

I decided to stop by Whispers because it had been about 4 years since I'd been there, just to see if anything had changed. I was greeted at the door by a man who…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Did not know the Southside had...

Did not know the Southside had an establishment as I was in from out of town for work. A bartender mentioned it and said it was pretty good. I decided to go and wish I…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Stopped by near the end of...

Stopped by near the end of the day shift. The club was quiet, few dancers, fewer customers. Only the stage was operating. Sat through a few sets of dancers on stage. Tipped at the stage though…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

A comfortable and relatively low-pressure environment...

A comfortable and relatively low-pressure environment permeates this establishment. Maybe it was the unseasonably warm weather after a brutal winter, but everyone seemed to be in a good mood. Weird stage setup limits the view…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I've been visiting different clubs to...

I've been visiting different clubs to experience new atmosphere and see beautiful ladies. Visited Mario's last weekend around the afternoon. Upon entering, it felt like a locals bar as most of the people at the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

A quick trip to 2001 and...

A quick trip to 2001 and see the parking has gotten worse, didn't think that was even possible, yet now only parking in the front. As usual on a Thursday afternoon things were pretty quiet.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Just an update since my last...

Just an update since my last review was not too favorable. I went back to TD North Friday afternoon around 3PM. The place had a lot more customers than last time and I actually had…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This review will cover a few...

This review will cover a few visits over the last 45 days or so. First visit Saturday afternoon after trying H8 South and North (both dead - one customer at each). Bogies had…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

It's a off the beaten path...

It's a off the beaten path type of club. The bartender "Ice" is super cool and great to talk with.There is a bit of a drink hustle, but the girls won't up and move on…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

What a disaster !!! But really...

What a disaster !!! But really not fate to review at 530 pm cause I know it's so different at night. First I went to bar , 8 golfers just walked in before me asking…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

I usually visit the area once...

I usually visit the area once or twice a year since I moved back north, so I decided to hit up Brass since it was one of my go-to clubs when I was a local.…

Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club

Cornersville, Tennessee

Right off I65 at TN exit...

Right off I65 at TN exit 6. There is a adult book store advertised on billboards (mirandas) on the highway. The building itself won't stand out during day, but at night you can…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I have made Pandora's my default...

I have made Pandora's my default strip club for Seattle. I don't like the 'corporate' strip club scene that now dominates the city, and the only other non-corporate club that I would consider visiting…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

It's been 5 months since my...

It's been 5 months since my last visit. Parking lot was 2/3rd empty at 8pm. Drink prices haven't changed. Was hoping my favorite dancer still worked here, but was told by other…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs I've been too. Racers is located off of I-71 out in the country away from any cities. The Kentucky Speedway is located on the other side of…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

This will cover three visits. ...

This will cover three visits. Still trying to find one of two dancers I saw previously on my Halloween visit. Neither were working. I drove by right after they opened and it…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Got here on a Wednesday about...

Got here on a Wednesday about 12:20 just after they opened at 12. Only saw two girls initially, Star and a AA girl who I hadn't seen previously. Talked with the AA while…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

nice place in a not so...

nice place in a not so nice location. i went in around 7pm last friday... paid my cover and grabbed a chair near the stage. only one stage and around 8 girls... i…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

So this review covers a recent...

So this review covers a recent Thursday afternoon. I normally prefer another set of dives Mon-Thurs, but the Thursday offering has been less than stellar and is a fair 20+ mile hike from where…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Stopped by to see what was...

Stopped by to see what was going on here after a couple of months. Place looks great. Comfy seats and the stage looks big and legit. Came in before 1pm so it was free but…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped by out of boredom. I...

Stopped by out of boredom. I was surprised that they now charge you for 2 drinks at the door. Making the fee $12. I was kinda bugged by it but since I did drive all…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped to see my favorite...

I stopped to see my favorite girl Dolly. I had an amazing time as miss Dolly beat on me today. She is just simply amazing. So before all of my fun today. Dolly asked me…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Been a long time since I...

Been a long time since I have had a truly successful trip to H8N that wasn't a Monday. Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon before heading out of town on a flight. Tried…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Stopped by Thursday on way home...

Stopped by Thursday on way home from Huntsville. Tried stopping on way down, but only one car in lot so I didn't both stopping. As for the way back, about 5 cards in…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Stopped in here on a mid-afternoon...

Stopped in here on a mid-afternoon while driving down A1A. I would have never known it was here if not for TUSCL. Small place in a strip mall, so it felt a little like I…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

They are doing some upgrading on...

They are doing some upgrading on this club. The parking lot has been repaved. On a prior review I noted the potholes filled. I walk in the front door and the doorman who searches you for…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Apparently I'm the only TUSCL patron...

Apparently I'm the only TUSCL patron who regularly visits (or at least reviews) this club. Oh well. Again I squeezed in a visit between work and a dinner engagement. No cover and only a slight smoke…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

This is a very small all...

This is a very small all black club. Searched for weapons right outside the club and made my way inside. Order a Bud Lite but they were out. They were out of all Lite beer. Got…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

This club is the best one...

This club is the best one in Raleigh. The service is fantastic. The waitresses and bartenders are gorgeous and friendly .. They have a nice variety of girls. Each dancer here is pretty and hot…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This is really more of a...

This is really more of a sports bar than a traditional strip club. It’s in a pretty safe area of DC and you can enter by the door that says Archibalds or by a door…

Pacemaker Lounge

Irvington, New Jersey

The name is now big daddy's...

The name is now big daddy's not pacemakers so I stoped in to see If it changed. First it opened ap 9pm and I came at 8:39 so I had to come back. Second…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by in the late afternoon,...

Stopped by in the late afternoon, about 4 PM. Was my first time there. Its in an industrial location, without much around it. But very close to I77. There is an…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I was back in the area...

I was back in the area for work so I figured I'd try the bigger clubs this time instead of the local lingerie bars I tried last year. It was early evening so it cost…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Arrived in the club around 5:30...

Arrived in the club around 5:30 on 3/14/2015. It is easy to find. Just off I-285. The club is located in the old Crazy Horse Saloon. Not the new building next door that was the…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I was a bit put off...

I was a bit put off by the outside appearance, but once I got it inside and got the lay of the land, things changed quickly. While not the most posh club I have…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by here shortly before 2am...

Stopped by here shortly before 2am on a Saturday night, parking lot was still full. Got in just before 2am so the cover was still $10. If you come in after 2am, cover…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went back to Cab on a...

Went back to Cab on a Wednesday evening about 7 p.m. Found a younger girl, nice tits. thick thighs, but not fat. Cute face. Spent about 60 bucks and got everything I wanted. She was…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is under-rated. Great...

This club is under-rated. Great value for a Vegas strip club. I am in Vegas often and have been to nearly every club over several years. If you need the high sparkle…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Decided to give a Fort Worth...

Decided to give a Fort Worth club another shot. I typically head to Dallas as the clubs there are usually better in terms of dancer quality. And this visit pretty much validated that feeling. Mostly…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

The club downward spiral continues as...

The club downward spiral continues as this trip wasn't worth it at all. Left downtown around 9:30 and since I had a free pass from a months ago I made my first 2015 visit this…

Kc Lounge

Riverside, Ohio

One bartender, one dancer on shift,...

One bartender, one dancer on shift, this place is on its last leg. I really don't expect this place to be around much longer. If you decide to stop in you will probably be the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to EI during a weekday, and I gotta say it was a better experience than most of my Saturday afternoon visits. I got there at about 4:30pm and there was…

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Approaching Couples

Why are so many dancers hesitant to approach couples? The DS and I went to two clubs this week, and we were almost totally ignored. Only one dancer approached us ever. I know both clubs well,…

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This weeks mathematic equation

3 days + 19 years = 100% fulfillment

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Rejecting a dancer

Some of you are very polite-which I think is absolutely brilliant lol what are some of the more polite ways you have of rejecting a dancer that a dancer might not recognize as a rejection. This could be very helpful…

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Black Man visiting Stuttgart Germany. Tell me where to go fellas??

I'll be here for a couple of weeks. Going to visit neighboring countries on the weekend and stay in Germany during the week. I have access to a car and gps Any advice would be appreciated.

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Stripper/hooker, threesome, extortion, family: making for Lifetime movie

Sometimes you cant even make this up!! Feds: Hooker, family extorted $2.6M from businessman Wayne County couple and daughter, who worked as a stripper and hooker, charged with extorting millions of dollars from Oakland County businessman. http://on.freep.com/1CcbRzr

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There is hope for georgemicrodong.

Stellenbosch University doctors perform first successful penile transplant in the world. http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328

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Dating

Just curious, have you dated a stripper? (dating in the traditional sense, not a P4P relationship) I've dated a few.

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New Atlanta strip club replaces the former Crazy Horse Saloon.

Have you heard about the latest addition to the strip club capital? It's called Rumors and, from the sounds of it, there may be nothing like it in Atlanta. Located at 3950 Jonesboro Road in Forest Park, Rumors is one…

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Signs in the club

In a no extras club, during a lap dance when a stripper does the blowjob thing over your pants, does it mean: A. She wants to suck your dick OTC B. The stripper notices and/or likes your hard on C. She's trying to…

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In My Book She's A Keeper

Salma Hayek http://mrstiff.com/movie/salma-hayek-shower-fuck-8577053

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Metro Detroit Strip club

It has been a while since visiting the Detroit area gentleman's clubs. I was just wondering what people think are the best clubs to visit, with high millage and sexy ladies. Any ideas on where to have a good time?

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Funniest foiled 2am encounter?

shadowcat keeps posting the 2am shootings near clubs but I wonder what the funniest 2am criminal activity is! Not the gut wrenching terror of some poor man or woman getting shot! No I mean something like a guy that pulls…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I would consider this one of...

I would consider this one of the top three clubs in Vegas. The other two would be Rhino and Sapphire, and it would be hard for me to pick the top one out of those…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Eight months have passed since I...

Eight months have passed since I last visited Flamingo. Needless to say, there was not one girl that I recognized from before. And that is a good thing. It had been getting…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

The place is a dive which...

The place is a dive which is fine. There were 2 girls on shift when I got there, both white and a black girl came in a while later. nothing to write home…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice club that is easy to...

Nice club that is easy to get to since it is conveniently located close to the highway. The place opens at three which is a bit of a bummer since it prevents a quick…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Hello everyone! I went to 1320...

Hello everyone! I went to 1320 II on a Tuesday at 9:30 at night, and it was adequately packed. There were 7 dancers. Allow me to give you the quality breakdown of the ladies: * 2…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I made enough time for the...

I made enough time for the very long drive to HH. The place exactly as I had read in the reviews. Dark and smoky. I ordered a beer and had a look…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here for the first time...

Went here for the first time in a while last weekend and its a heck of a lot nicer space since the its been remodeled. It's not quite so trashy as it used to…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Sunday afternoon tends to be pretty...

Sunday afternoon tends to be pretty slow as in any club, and there were only about 10 dancers and 20 customers. It makes for a pretty chill atmosphere though. The dancers that were there were of pretty…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

I stopped here on a Monday...

I stopped here on a Monday night. It was around 9 p.m.there were no cars in the parking lot and I hesitated to go inside.I tried to call the front but no one answered the…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Big club prolly one of the...

Big club prolly one of the largest that i went to with multiple floors but unfornatunately the place is overpriced and ladies definitely don't make the mark hopefully it was just because I went on…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Stopped by here a couple of...

Stopped by here a couple of times before. It was pretty good then. They were competing with the club down the street. But I heard that the management changed recently(not sure why).when I came back…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sometimes I really...

Sometimes I really disappoint myself. I'm not a slovenly type person. Not scummy, dirty, etc. I think, for all practical purposes, I should be drawn to the Vegas type clubs--up scale. But…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Went there a couple of times....

Went there a couple of times. Not bad, the first time was better. They had nice women all shapes and sizes. All had bodies. In the beginning it was kinda of slow and then it…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Blew my mind. Someone else mentioned...

Blew my mind. Someone else mentioned that this place is like a nightclub that happens to have some hot, scantily clad women walking around. I would agree. Got free admission using a promotional coupon, it…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I really like this place! I...

I really like this place! I just really wish it were bigger! This is my D.C. club period. Every other club sucks by comparison. If it's not a stupid dress code or high ass fees…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

This club is one of the...

This club is one of the few offering high-contact, topless dances for $10 these days. It's rare that I don't find a dancer or two to suit me and this visit was no exception. I…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

THIS PLACE MAKE ME CRY! I...

THIS PLACE MAKE ME CRY! I used to come here every once in a while but now I have absolutely no reason to ever come here again. First they started charging a door fee! Why…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

The club is small, a bit...

The club is small, a bit off the beaten path, and the decor is a throwback to the 70s in a cool kind of way. I went early evening, only two dancers on shift. One finished…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Arrived late evening around 11pm. It...

Arrived late evening around 11pm. It is in a rundown looking strip mall. Nothing has changed inside- dark with one main stage. No VIP but booths all along the sides that allow for pretty much…

Top Hat Lounge

Fort Dodge, Iowa

Yikes. I was out of town...

Yikes. I was out of town traveling on highway 20 and I thought stopping by a club I had not been to was a good idea. I was definitely wrong with that idea. The place…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

Located off I40. This club is...

Located off I40. This club is def worth the trip! Laid back environment... Not really classified as a ghetto club… Country club… Techno club… WIDE range of music. Come early to get early bird deals! This…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and decided I needed to stop by. Visited on a Sunday evening and a Tuesday night. This place gets packed late and I ended up standing for awhile. Followed…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went to Scarlett's with a couple...

Went to Scarlett's with a couple of colleagues. Easy to get to as it's just off the interstate. Friendly welcome - paid $10 each to get in but were given the option for VIP service with…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This review is a couple of...

This review is a couple of weeks old. I went there on a Friday later in the afternoon(5ish) assuming a packed place with lot of talent as I had seen in the past.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This club is very consistent as...

This club is very consistent as other reviews suggest. I have always had fun here and this time was no different although the talent was not as bountiful. After a drink I had a dance…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Be preparee to drop a lot...

Be preparee to drop a lot of money at this place for a whole lot of nothing. Heads up, $20 cover at the door is for real. Got inside and found a nice seat near…

As another reviewer said, the Lido...

As another reviewer said, the Lido Room has seriously come a very long way. The girls are astonishingly hot and you should have no problem finding someone you like. Good conversation, because many of these…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for a convention so I thought I would stop by and check out Baby Dolls. Club was easy to find and the parking lot is very well lit.…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

It was a Thursday and I...

It was a Thursday and I did not have anything going on, so I decided to visit and this old favorite spot. Not much has changed on the outside of the club and there was…

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Ejaculating into someone's coffee cup not just icky, could be illegal, too. No n

Adding bodily fluids to something a person is going to eat or drink would be specifically listed as a crime in Minnesota under a bill headed to the House floor. A Blaine man was initially charged with two gross misdemeanor…

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Florida Unofficial Dress Code

I live up north, but I'm traveling to Florida for business next week. Up here, it's a bit uncool to wear shorts to a club, but the higher temps in Tampa will tempt me to wear shorts, especially during the…

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11 Statistics about strippers

I was looking for something else but found this interesting. http://www.11points.com/Dating-Sex/11_Eye-Opening_Statistics_About_Strippers most would recommend stripping to friends one in five has dated a customer

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Need a good maintain penis erection exercise

I was messing around with the girlfriend this weekend, anyway shit is about to go down and for the fucking life of me I could not maintain an a strong erection. I could get one, but when I started to…

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[OT] A Brilliant Quote ????

Brilliant quote by Colin Cowherd of ESPN: "Good looking people go into TV, smart people into newspapers, Radio gets the rest." I'm not sure if I agree with this statement. What smart person would go into the newspaper business today? Local TV…

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Natural Viagra: Spider Bite Causes Erection

http://www.livescience.com/4429-natural-viagra-spider-bite-erection.html

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Where are you more likely to be shot ?

I keep reading SC's 2am posts. In the U.S. where are you more likely to be shot, outside a strip club, in a school/college...or some other place?

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Black vs. White

Now, first thing I'm gonna say is I'm not a racist, and I don't discriminate (I hate everybody equally). Got a question for the crew, though. Are generally black strip clubs higher mileage than white clubs. Not…

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ACC Basketball Tournament 2014

It's been a year ago and I still have frigging nightmares. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28216#comment301177 Let's see what happens during this year's tournament.

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Bouncing melons are brilliant!

Check it out! http://video-pool.net/video/dm/x2j4tta/lindsey_pelas_run_in_slow_motion.html

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Does TV News treat Strip Clubs Fairly?

Atlanta TV News had story of underage girls being forced into prostitution, that showed them street walking. But all the 'canned' parts of the story showed video of Strip Clubs in Atlanta! No mention of underage girls working…

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"I am not a prostitute" declares the prostitute

Here's the logic: 1. All women use sex to get things of value including money from men. 2. All women are not prostitutes. 3. Therefore I am not a prostitute even though I have sex with men for money.…

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How should I answer this question

Dancer: what's the relationship between you two? (A logical question since I'm sitting there with by far the hottest and youngest woman in the club) DS: (before I could answer) I'm a dancer. He buys me stuff and takes…

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Is that enough to piss off the Pope?

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/03/11/Topless-nun-billboard-irks-Naples-residents-ahead-of-pope-visit/6741426087688/

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Dancer was deliberately trying to jerk me off tonight at the club.

Went to a club in Atlanta tonight called Diamonds of Atlanta. Got a couple of awesome lapdances. But during the last one, the girl knew I was hard as a rock and she started jerking me off through my dockers…

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Detroit Stripper and Parents Extort $3 M from Software Mogul

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2015/03/11/alleged-hooker-parents-extorted-mogul-million-feds-say/24742889/ Jessica Tackett, identified as a stripper and a hooker, looks pretty cute in the picture. I don't think I've ever seen her in a strip club.

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Phoenix scene

Gonna be in Phoenix for the weekend starting this Friday. Can you guys familiar with the scene out there provide some solid recommendations so I'm not wasting the precious time I got? High mileage preferable! Thanks in advance.

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Throwback story... My audition

I was 19 when I started dancing. I was waiting tables when a grungy looking guy came in and when he finished his meal he gave me a card with his club number on it and told me to audition…

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Would your ATF loan you $100?

Would your ATF, or current favorite, loan you $100 without prodding? I mean, you turn to her and say "can you loan me $100?" would she hand it to you? No caveats, no prodding. Just a…

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Sex is about power?

SJG and Jesrite made a comment on the article I submitted that I seem to have an over emphasis on getting laid. My response is this: Freud said "Everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power." Getting laid…

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No strip club available, AMP or Escort

Your out of town and find yourself in an area without a quality strip club (or non at all for that matter), and you've got an itch that just needs to be scratched. After a quick search of the…

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Best blowjob of your life?

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a6897/grapefruit-blow-job-ahhhh/ Do they make smaller grapefruits?

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What makes a beautiful woman?

https://lifeisrozie.wordpress.com/2015/03/08/are-you-beautiful-i-asked-100-men-what-physical-beauty-is-and-the-results-shocked-me/ I'm pretty much in agreement with that whole article. I might quibble over a couple of points, but overall, yeah.

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Gary 2AMer.

GARY | A 26-year-old Gary man was in police custody Wednesday morning in connection with a shooting at a strip club there, police said. Police were called at 3:32 a.m. to the McDonald's restaurant at 761 S. Lake St. for a…

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The Agony

I was having great conversation with this girl at a store the other day. She is a gorgeous Latina, she is just my type. We exchanged numbers, I was definitely thinking of fucking her eventually. Before she left I asked…

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March Madness & Wilt

I am obviously bored today while awaiting NCAA conference tournament action, which got me thinking about two of my favorite things: Basketball and Women. (I don't drink therefore my life is somewhat limited. HA) Wilt Chamberlin - A great basketball player…

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Brilliant new terms!

I've always wondered how off the wall sex terms, like Cleveland Steamer or Hot Karl, originate! Inspired by crazyjoe's comments regarding listermint on the bidet thread I've decided to suggest a new term to see if it catches on! Listermint bidet…

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OT: These 20-somethings invest like 'Depression babies'

This article gives some pretty good insight into the current market psychology, but I believe it applies well beyond 20 somethings: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102476674#. People got burned in the past, or saw others get burned, so now are being too cautious. And what did…

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Strip Club Funeral

http://www.pjstar.com/article/20150310/NEWS/150319902/1994/NEWS

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OT: WSJ "Fed Likely to Remove ‘Patient’ Barrier for Rate Increase as Soon as Jun

OMG! OMG! We could see our first interest rake hike THIS SUMMER! A rise from 0.25% to 0.5% would absolutely kill the recovery and the stock market! Why? Because the Financial Media, RickyBoy, and Josh43 are all in unison on…

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Dancers / Stalkers / Murders

I read the thread below of the dancer of the dancer murdered in Seattle. I have no knowledge of the situation beyond what has been printed, but do have some personal insight on dancers and stalkers. Don’t forget the…

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Business trip to Phoenix coming up. Going to a club alone?

I'm 29, and I've got a business trip with my work to Phoenix coming up. I'll be staying at the Sheraton Crescent by the I-17. Just wondering if there are any decent strip clubs I can go unwind at for…

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Correct Terminology

If lopaw gets off during a lapper, does that count as an LDK? Does it depend on the quantity of girl-splooge?

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Seattle Dancer Murdered

Biftu Dadi (Africa/ Diamond) was mentioned in several reviews and was a rumored ROB. The Crown Hill club mentioned in the article was most likely the male side of Centerfolds. http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Police-Argument-at-Seattle-strip-club-ends-with-6126529.php Although we worked at the same clubs, it was…

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Most comfortable champagne/VIP room?

There are enough clubs around some parts of the country where one can get cbj/bbbj or fs but how nice is the champagne room? Dancers (and myself) will bring santizer and wipes to wipe down a vinyl couch (fabric....eeechhhh) in…

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Ever ask a girl to send a pic.....

...and you got this? https://www.flickr.com/photos/127324099@N02/15996639924/

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Chapeau Vert VIP Closing

Stopped at the Chapeau Vert Monday afternoon. Saw one of the regular dancers and talked with her a while. She told me that the VIP area had been removed, no more topless lap dances, only topless no touch table dances.…

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Wash your Ass by Redd Foxx...

Hopefully, wipe guy will learn and move on....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

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Blame parents for those narcissist kids

This topic quite obviously has nothing to do with anyone here. So please don't take the article personally. New research reveals the roots of inflated egos -- and why they're dangerous http://www.salon.com/2015/03/10/blame_parents_for_those_narcissist_kids/

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Strip club on your birthday

Any of you ever hit the strip club on your birthday? My birthday is coming up, and my buddies are gonna take me to a couple of strip clubs. I hit up a few strip clubs on my 21st birthday, but…

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What should I do?

I'm taking the DS to a strip club for the first time this week. We are going to a nude, no alcohol club so the age limit is 18. The best club in the town we are in…

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Stripper with a sense of humor

The stripper Whitney Blackwell, whose brother and sister were kidnapped, seems to have a sense of humor. "In court Monday, Marion Superior Court Judge Shatrese Flowers asked Blackwell a series of questions typically used to assess a defendant's ability to…

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Other Strippers Don't Have To Do This?

So on my weekend trip to detroit I got full service from a cute brunette at BTs. Of course this is hardly news but I have to share our conversation as it was quite funny. She went on…

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Why you shouldn't sing karaoke at a strip club

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/VIDEO-Man-falls-dramatically-stage-Croydon-strip/story-26142234-detail/story.html

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Golf Joke of the Day

A guy and his buddy go golfing. On the 14th tee, the guy hits his ball and hooks it into a field of buttercups. The guy walks into the field, trampling the buttercups. When he picks up his ball,…

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OT: RickyBoyDugan

I maybe in the minority, but holy shit, who ever writes for that user needs to bring him back. That stuff is comedic gold. I laugh so hard when I'm reading it, people look over to see if I'm…

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A cautionary tale...

if, like me, you are married and regularly take pics of strippers with your phone. http://dailym.ai/1BZElMG

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OT: Weird thoughts!

I've been thinking about things and I realized that one thing you don't see much in America is a bidet! I've decided that I really want a bidet! They're brilliant! How about you guys?

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TUSCL minefields!

I think I walked into the middle of a drama with the whole LDK thing! I find the term amusing, but I've clearly offended one MrDeuce and I've also convinced a very hostile DoxtorPhil that I'm Juice or Zippy or…

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On Tipping

Since it came up in the Xtra negotiation thread: What do you guys tip for LDs? Like if the service is good and you plan to get more from her in the future? I usually have been tipping around 20%, my usual…

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BBF Prepares for the Superbowl

I came upon this article when looking for recent news about one of the old favorites on this board, Brad's Brass Flamingo. I thought some of you might be interested in this article from the Super Bowl in Indy a…

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Option A vs Option B

What do you guys prefer: Option A: OTC with your ATF. The session includes a GFE with foreplay, cuddling before/after, kissing, you aren't rushed and you may get a couple rounds included in the price. Option B: ITC FS for…

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Stripper rips off Detroit drug dealer; her brother and sister are kidnapped

http://fox59.com/2015/03/08/impd-links-kidnapping-case-to-local-drug-dealing/ It's great to have a stripper in the family.

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I had wondered how long it would be till there was a shooting associated with my

http://koin.com/2015/03/08/man-shot-in-torso-near-gresham-strip-club/ In this case, it looks like the shooting wasn't actually associated with the club. I think our local news just likes to name a club if shots are fired anywhere near one. The photo doesn't look like it's on the…

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Question on Re-occurring Problem

No...NOT that kind of problem. My equipment works just fine thank you. I can't find messages on the menu. The last item on the menu is Social Sex. (Yes, I am logged in). Someone asked…

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Making a deal for extras

I've never had to ask a dancer for extras before; they're usually given to me without me asking for them. I've now been asking for extras for the past few years but not a lot, only a few times…

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Brooklyn (IL) 2AMer

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KMOV.com) – An investigation is underway after two people were shot multiple times outside a Brooklyn, Illinois strip club early Friday morning. According to police, there was a disturbance inside The Pink Slip between two groups of people just…

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Shailynn's Detroit Strip Club Report - Players / Flight Club / BTs Dearborn

Thanks to the fab weather we've been having I have had my 2 past trips routing me through Detroit cancelled. This past week was also altered only allowing me 1 night in Detroit instead of 2. Had to…

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Long Time No TUSCL!! (Book Guy says hello.)

Howdy all ... Book Guy here. I haven't been on TUSCL for about a year and a half, maybe two years now. That's mostly OK as far as I'm concerned, except that I started to miss some "friends" from here. Although…

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Sunday at the strip club!

I'm working tonite as a favor to management and I'm pleasantly surprised at the good vibe and customer flow (nice guys whom I refuse do deem as PLs. I hate that term) maybe I should include Sundays in my schedule.…

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TUSCL VIP for reviews/articles

Does any know if you post a review or article while you have VIP membership status will it extend another 4 weeks or not. For example say you post a review a week ago so your current VIP status…

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Really? Gay guy shopping for sex on TUSCL?

1 on 1 sex To: GACAclub From: AmericanBadAssBoy 18 Hours Ago Are you looking for a man for some sex

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The Hazards of Having a Stripper Sister

http://dailym.ai/1KGDUwe

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Is MILF Derogatory to Younger Mothers?

I always thought a MILF was "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" regardless of age. So was chatting to one of my CF strippers, who is super hot 25 YO with a 5 YO son, and complimented her by calling her…

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Just wonderin'.

When I read topics there is often a reference that I don't know about because the comment was from one of my ignored. Just checked, and 31 have that privilege. Any others care to share their count?

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AMP advice

Friend planning on visiting an AMP and asking for how to get a Happy Ending: At all the places I have ever been to, that is the standard offering. She will just massage your back, most expertly, and then have…

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OT: Public Transportation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzs_VkACuZk LOL

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Divorce for JS69

Just be careful this doesnt happen to you! Ex-Wife trashes brand new Chevy Silverado-This could happen to you!!!: http://youtu.be/AorQJsnrcPA

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Hey Zip/Slaux....etc

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

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Disturbing findings about the personalities of Internet Trolls

This is some pretty disturbing stuff. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/climate_desk/2014/02/internet_troll_personality_study_machiavellianism_narcissism_psychopathy.html One of the basic conclusions is that Internet trolls are real life sadists. The reason that they devote so much time to anonymous Internet forums is that it is the safest place to act…

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DUI = not brilliant!

Dougster just bumped a rickdugan thread called "Clubbing around the holidays" where he talks about narrowly missing a DUI checkpoint! WTF? Rick, tell me you don't actually drive drunk! We all make mistakes but seriously you should call a taxi…

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Any way to get bigger images?

Rechthaberei just changed the picture by his name and it looks potentially brilliant! Like a bottomless girl skiing perhaps! Are larger images stored somewhere? Also, how do you upload an image? I need to find something brilliant!

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High School Fantasy Realized

Remember in high school when you desperately wanted to be able to be/see in the girl's locker room? Ok, most of us probably still have that same fantasy. Well now it can be a reality. All you…