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OT: Heinz 57 or A1?

Heinz 57

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I always turn my back on my ATF

I don't know if it has anything to do with me being bi-polar or what, but once in a while I will get really cold with my ATF, but usually has something to do with the fact that she either…

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Charlotte strip club car jacking.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating after someone stole a Maserati early Monday morning from a Charlotte strip club and then crashed it into a utility pole just outside uptown. Officers said the owner of the luxury car was carjacked…

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Being a spectator and a Rock at the same time is fun

especially if you are like the only guys in the club with 10+ dancers...They will stare at you like WTF..

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Jacksonville 2AMer

JACKSONVILLE, Fla.. - A 22-year-old man was found dead at the Silver Foxx strip club on West Beaver Street on Saturday, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Police said shots were reported and officers were dispatched to 3243 W. Beaver…

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Crossword Puzzle

The clue was "Purchases by hobbyists," and I already had 3 of the 4 letters: _ I T S Obviously "TITS" but it turned out to be "KITS" -- different hobby, I guess.

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The Long Chase

After over 18 months of sitting with a girl off and on in one of my local clubs, I finally received an OTC offer. It was something that she would never consider before, but as I did with some…

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Best way to get a pic?

I've been seeing my DS OTC at her place very regularly. She provides a great GF experience (talking and cuddling before and after, lots of kissing, BBBJ and of course FS). <br /> <br /> I would love to have a naked…

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2 sided question

How important is dental hygiene to you for yourself and your dancer

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Terrible smile

Have you ever seen a dancer with a smile so ugly you tried not to say anything funny because you didnt want to see her laugh? This happened to me at a Hooters once. I was there with my cousin and…

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Props

Remember when you could give other members more than one prop? Now it seems like when you prop someone it erases any props you gave that member in the past. Has anyone else noticed this? Why can you only give…

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Sexy News Reporters

Sexy News Reporter Owns Drunk 49ers Fan! STD: http://youtu.be/5JlgpcZlZvE

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped at "the O" after a...

Stopped at "the O" after a game last week. This place simply never disappoints! The bar was hoppin. Tables pretty full as well. Drinks were dirt cheap since a game was on that night. They remodeled…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time in months. I was amazed to see such a turn around with the dancers. My ATF was no longer there, and one of my other favorites retired from…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I know Platinum Plus Columbia is...

I know Platinum Plus Columbia is on the decline, but there is no other place less than a 2 hour drive where you get two way damned near full contact dances near Columbia. Why…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

I'm really torn about this place....

I'm really torn about this place. First, the club is nice. Extremely clean and its nice having those tables or the option of the individual seats where you can sit back and enjoy…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Decided too drop by after snowboarding...

Decided too drop by after snowboarding with the boys. I had been to Locomotion before and wanted to try this place out. The girls are super hot and all kinds, white, black, spanish, and Asian.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I had previously been to Tootsies...

I had previously been to Tootsies before but it was at night. I was in the area for a lunch meeting for work so I decided to stop by my meeting. The one thing I love…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

This club is pretty awesome. ...

This club is pretty awesome. I really like that it's by the airport. It's a little gem of Columbus. The girls are very very hot but they did have one ugly one.…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

I'm trying to make the rounds...

I'm trying to make the rounds doing some daytime visits of clubs to see the quality of the early shift. In the past at other clubs, I've had good luck with clubs in the day…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to rumors. I had to do some shopping near Stratford so thought of giving rumors a chance. The place was easy to find and is located in main street ..a…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I read the other reviews, and...

I read the other reviews, and gave the club a try. Friday night, 7ish. I am clean Italian short skinny guy with a 9-5 and 401k. I did not fit in. Sign on…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Ran from the Blue Moon (1st...

Ran from the Blue Moon (1st Time Caller, Last Time Visitor) and into the HiLiter. It was the Friday before Christmas. The place was fucking packed. One open table the bouncer led…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

decided to stop by bliss, I...

decided to stop by bliss, I don't normally go here because it is the most ghetto of clubs in the coi area. I walk in and as expected most of the girls were either ugly…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I had never been to a...

I had never been to a club in Illinois, so I didn't know what to expect. I was not overwhelmed by the clubs appearance. But like other things in life don't…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I'm from North Carolina, so the...

I'm from North Carolina, so the adult entertainment is totally different in KC then it is back at home. So if you're coming here from out of town, set your expectations in check. If you…

Aga's Highland Tap

Boston, Massachusetts

1st i been here time i...

1st i been here time i figured ill go in and give it try before i stopped in at work.. i was a dim place hard to find the entrance kinda dark. music was awful…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Made my first visit. Easy to...

Made my first visit. Easy to get to off of 91. Ample parking. Stopped by about 2 in the afternoon. Few cars in the lot but not crowded. Place isn't fancy but who cares. When…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Hadn't been to blush in some...

Hadn't been to blush in some time decided to make the drive to kill a sunday evening. As others have said the club is going through a substantial remodel. It seems much smaller…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I've been visiting Denver clubs for...

I've been visiting Denver clubs for about 8 years and PTs All-Nude on Galena is my favorite. The club has always had the highest contact and, overall, the best selection of dancers. Also…

Western Bar

Edinburgh, Scotland

Went to the western on a...

Went to the western on a lads night out, good looking girls friendly enough, got a really good pd well worth the money, had a few dances in the past in this place prefer the…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

On my pre New Year SC...

On my pre New Year SC trip through CA then to TJ. First stop SR in Rialto. Arrived at 5pm and did not expect too much as it was early. Had a coupon from website…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Wife and I love going to...

Wife and I love going to strip clubs together. We showed up at Omar's and got the cherry parking spot right in front of the door. We both loved the outside cabaret look, however there…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Came to town for the holidays...

Came to town for the holidays and needed a familiar getaway from the family. Came to the diveyest bar I know of which is bottoms up. Bottoms Up as you have probably read…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

After my latest experience at BT’s...

After my latest experience at BT’s I do not know why I, or anyone looking for extras, would go anywhere else. It is very near my home, and in a safe area. There are almost…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

The number of cars in lot...

The number of cars in lot did not look promising so I figured this could be a quick trip. Walked in paid the $4 cover and saw 6 dancers names on board. Grabbed…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

After a less than fun time...

After a less than fun time at Miss Kitty's I head over the gritty East Side to check out Roxy's Decent number of cars in the lot I arrived about 5:30 no cover.…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I stopped by last Thursday, it's...

I stopped by last Thursday, it's been a while, but it was like I never left. I went during the day and saw online that it was 5 dollar admission, I still tip the door…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

My Monday afternoon visit yielded a...

My Monday afternoon visit yielded a good assortment of attractive gals, a surprisingly friendly staff (bar, dj, door) and a few really enjoyable private dances. They were better than I expected, coming from out-of-state…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

One of my favorite pastime in...

One of my favorite pastime in the area is to check out sundowner. Hands down one of the best places to go if you are in the NF area. On a slow night like Wednesday…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

I've been coming here for years...

I've been coming here for years and the line up changes a decent amount. This has slowly become more and more black as far as dancers go. It always seems kind of dead on days…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

My wife and I had a...

My wife and I had a fun time on our visit. We went on the Wednesday night before New Years Eve. I can see where parking could be a problem, we got lucky and and…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

I visited Bella's on a Wednesday...

I visited Bella's on a Wednesday evening. Parking was free with a tip to the attendant. Paid a ten dollar entry fee to club. The interior of club was nice...smaller than I…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I like this club because of...

I like this club because of its location but the ambiance is not my favorite. The dancers make up for the lack of ambiance. On a positive note, the VIP dance areas have…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Great atmosphere. Kind of a...

Great atmosphere. Kind of a weird layout. You should to the left of the stage as you walk in if you want to see the TVs about the stage. The main stage is kind…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went to Night Trips when I...

Went to Night Trips when I was in Tulsa visiting relatives for the Christmas holidays. Went in the early afternoon and there were plenty of dancers and they were all in the 7…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'd heard this place was on...

I'd heard this place was on the low-end of Vegas strip clubs but it was nicer than I expected. Granted, I was completely wasted while I was there, but it seemed pretty on par with…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was on a business trip...

I was on a business trip in Seattle. I searched online, and decided to come to this club. Cover is $20, including unlimited soft drinks. This club has a pretty nice indoor decoration: two stages…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was in on a saturday...

I was in on a saturday night around 8pm. There were 7-8 dancers present but probably another 8 came in during the hour and a half I was there. The quality varied with…

The Black Orchid

Dallas, Texas

So I got here around 12am...

So I got here around 12am on a Saturday morning and the place was already packed. There were a bus load of dancers here, i mean a bus load! I kept on seeing different girls…

Adults on Rio Bravo

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a week and visited the club a couple times and I found the girls to be really good or really bad. I had one girl that wouldn't even take…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

Went in there on a Monday...

Went in there on a Monday afternoon. The place is small with a pool table right in the middle, some high back booths around a small stage. There was nobody dancing onstage and…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Almost everything in the description above...

Almost everything in the description above is a lie. The admission is $25 no matter what time you might find a card and get $5 off but it's $25 to get in all the time.…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ah, the Girls of Glitter Gulch....

Ah, the Girls of Glitter Gulch. Coyly inviting you whilst you stumble down Fremont after one or seven too many drinks. In spite of my best efforts, I once again find myself on…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Hard to drop off a friend...

Hard to drop off a friend at the Orlando airport - stopped in after. Late afternoon, not bad for a Sunday. None of the Pinays were there (relief). Watched and waited for…

Two things have changed in the...

Two things have changed in the last month: 1 - They have a new manager. He's laid back. He does his best to make sure everyone is behaving and not acting like a jackass. 2…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a smaller convention and it was the middle of the week in the middle of January with nothing big going on in the city so I was not sure what…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the horse in about six months. Setup is the same that I remembered it being: bar when you walk in, small stage to your left. There…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

I went there last year not...

I went there last year not know what to expect from an Orlando club. It was much better than I expected. I walked in on a week night and there were about 10…

Legs Eleven

Birmingham, England

Legs 11 is not far from...

Legs 11 is not far from New Street station in Chinatown. £10 entry, free cloakroom, unsure of dress code as have always been here around business meetings and dressed smartly, bouncers friendly, makes a change.…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Went to Pacers late on a...

Went to Pacers late on a Saturday around 1 am and it was packed. Two stages and lots of girls, so who are actually hot. They had a cover - $20, but…

AC Dolls

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Stopped here after a Conference in...

Stopped here after a Conference in AC a couple of weeks ago with a friend on a Friday and Saturday evening. Each night was a $20 dollar cover and BYOB (There are numerous bars…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Been coming here 2-3 times a...

Been coming here 2-3 times a month for the past year or so, mostly days but a few nights as well. The dayshift girls are generally more friendly and accessible. It doesn't hurt to be…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I arrived around 3 pm on...

I arrived around 3 pm on a rainy Monday afternoon. I got my Jack Daniels and Coke and went into the dance area. There were a number of nice girls dancing, and some…

Christina's Female Review

Baltimore, Maryland

I went in on a Tuesday...

I went in on a Tuesday night at 9pm. No cover and beers were $3-4 there were about 6-10 girls. Most of the girls sat around the bar waiting on their turn or with the…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

This is a review from Saturday,...

This is a review from Saturday, Jan 3rd... First of all, I had given up on this club, long ago! I haven't visited Foxy Lady in over a year. The club is under new ownership... still managed…

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Well played @Crazyjoe

Well played. But it must have been time consuming. Unless you have a tech savy stripper helping you out....

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dripping wet sex

After working 100 hours at the plant i must say i need sex but since it cost be a stiff penny i need to get my cash value worth. So the more i pay that equals that much time i…

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When is it ok for a woman to grab your junk in public?

THE BEST TIMES TO FEEL SOMEONE UP || AmazingLife2…: http://youtu.be/IBLoL1vLjsg

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Comments on the discussion board

Some threads get lots of comments and generate quite the stir, while others do not. Some threads are just more interesting than others. It doesn't happen often, but some threads go to 100 or more comments. Who would you say…

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Facebook pan handling from strippers

I got a few sweet darlings on my fb and normally act decent. The last few months i got this new stripper on their that clams she broke her foot and can't dance. So she begs for money all the…

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Stalker Psychology

Recently it seems that when I visit TUSCL, the site no longer automatically logs me in. Which sucks. Because if I don't realize it, I'll visit this forum, forget to log in, and my ignore list isn't enabled. Which means…

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Jacking off

How many calories would you burn if you jack off for an hour and a half strait?

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Mons Venus

I'm gonna be in Tampa this week and was planning to hit my fav place Mons Venus. If anybody is interested in maybe meeting PM me. I'm also open to anybody trying to convunce me to try another…

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Who are the best reviewers on TUSCL?

One of my goals this year is to improve the quality of my reviews on TUSCL, especially as I have hit a dry spell after writing 62 reviews of 62 clubs. I visited at least a dozen new clubs…

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Amateur night at the stripclub

Well, last few amateur nights I have attended have been disappointing. Now, don't get me wrong, the dancers have been great, but there in lies the problem, they for the most part are not amateurs but dancers from other…

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SC Surprises

Ever had a real, out-of-the-blue. surprise in a strip club? Something like the following.... 1) I was getting a lap dance in a curtained off booth from one of my favorite dancers when I said to her, "You know, one…

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show the ladies some respect

When a dancer comes to my table i always stand erect then slide her chair out then in for her. If she needs lite refreshments i will always order her a beverage

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Squirting redux...c'mon folks, use google!

ime posted a tread about squirting that prompted an argument. All i'll say about the argument is that google can be your friend, people... A quick google search led me to this summary at New Scientist -- www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find.html New Scientist is the…

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Best LD & CR in Miami/Hallandale

I usually hit a club about once a year while traveling on business. I get some private lap dances and try to find the club that allows full friction & touching. Any recommendations for Miami? Do any have champagne…

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Questions from strippers....Where do you live? Occupation?

Let's say you meet a cool stripper that is chatting you up. You have no plans of seeing her again other than that day. Do you have a go to answer for occupation and where do you live questions?…

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South Park - Tom Cruise

South Park is easily the funniest shit on TV. No question. And they get away with stuff I just can't imagine. This one is fucking priceless. And if you don't understand why it's funny, do some research. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbLquqxBAQ I cannot believe they…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in on a Saturday night...

Stopped in on a Saturday night around 11pm. Club was about half full. Was able to easily find a seat. Dancers were friendly and while not filled with 10's, not terribly bad. Club was a little smokey.…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Went a couple weeks ago and...

Went a couple weeks ago and boy was the place packed, seemed like to many guys were there fornthe place go handle but I sat relaxed watxhed a few girls dance and enjoyed my drink…

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, Colorado

I always go to this club...

I always go to this club when I'm in town on business. The dancers are friendly even though there aren't very many of them. The drinks are typical, but good. What makes this place stand…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

I don't stop here nearly as...

I don't stop here nearly as often as I used to. The quality of the dancers has gone downhill since my last review in 2012. Occasionally there are some hotter, younger dancers here,…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

For my friend's birthday about 8...

For my friend's birthday about 8 of us (guys and girls) took a limo ride and ended our night here for drinks and fun. Another strip club was trying to charge us cover but…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

The good old alaskan bush CO....

The good old alaskan bush CO. This place has been a local staple for years I remember going here on my 18 th bday. they have two sides to the club so you can go…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

This review will be the 100th...

This review will be the 100th review of Norma Jeans. Also, this may be my final review for a while on this site in general. I entered Norma Jeans a little after midnight on Saturday,…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I am a big fan of...

I am a big fan of this club bit this review is an exception. I have stopped several times overve holidays only to find them closed. I came to discovee they're now closed on tuesday…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Was on my way to a...

Was on my way to a meeting and wanted to relax after a long drive. Saw that Lookers was relaxed and friendly. It wasn't great but was quite pleasant. I talked to a dancer that…

Top Hat Lounge

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Went Thursday and Friday night. Three...

Went Thursday and Friday night. Three dollar cover charge on Friday night. About 5 girls and 10 to 12 guests on Firday night. Thursday was bad weather so was alone with the same…

Plai Boi Palace

Dothan, Alabama

Jv in Alabama and loving this...

Jv in Alabama and loving this lil black club. Best in town. Getting in cost a Abraham Lincoln and dances run four of them, but worth every penny i could afford. I love black clubs…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

Made my first visit to the...

Made my first visit to the Nags Head last night. As others have said this is a small strip pub with a £3 entrance fee, £1 in the pot collections for stage dances and near…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

came here to visit one of...

came here to visit one of faves. buy a drink, sit at the bar, admire the bartender without trying to drool all over myself, and waited for the fave to walk out of the dressing…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Been here a hew times, but...

Been here a hew times, but my first time here on Amateur Night. Lots of buildup to Amateur Show, which didn't start until 11. Only 3 amateurs, one of which was the clear…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Thursday and it was a very cold night. There were a handful of people in the club and the dancers outnumbered the customers. It is a BYOB…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club as well as my first review so here goes! It is 18+ and does not serve alcohol just like how I remembered going during my college years. The club…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Last time I was here I...

Last time I was here I left very happy. Wanted to to see if last trip was the norm. Got the last parking space in the near parking lot. Got the pat down before…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Have not been to a Cleveland...

Have not been to a Cleveland strip club in a while. Crazyhorse used to be up scale AND nude.  Now a pastie joint.   Good food and reasonably priced.  Stage lame but couch fances decent.  Like so many…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Good news, bad news, then good...

Good news, bad news, then good news again. ***Good news #1***: I haven't been to Gold Club in a while, and was worried about what I'd find. What I found is, the girls…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

A few friends and I went...

A few friends and I went to centerfolds last night after the NFL games and the place always delivers with hot dancers. One of my buddies is a regular and the staff goes out of…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Tried NY Dolls on a Friday...

Tried NY Dolls on a Friday night in December. It was 11PM but not crowded at all, although more people showed up by the time I left. The dancers were all nice, nobody…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The physical atmosphere is about the...

The physical atmosphere is about the same or better than Christine's. However, every time I go there, (been there 3-4 times since it became VGC) the place has been empty. I arrived this past…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Went to Babe’s at ~5:30pm on...

Went to Babe’s at ~5:30pm on Friday afternoon and assuming it would be considered “prime time”, I expected a cover, crowd and best talent. I usually hit the clubs mid-late afternoon to avoid the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I've been checking out Synn more...

I've been checking out Synn more often with some hot looking dancers who provide some high mileage in the VIP. Mostly Latina dancers, with some African American & white. I focused on Baby, a tall,…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

My buddy and I went because...

My buddy and I went because we I had heard about Tuesday nights penny beers. So we checked it out its $20 for the night then penny drinks so that was good. As u enter…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Went in a little after midnight...

Went in a little after midnight on a Friday night, I have been here a few times before, talent usually poor, but Renee is a real diamond in the ruff, she was not…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went for the Special Event "Viva...

Went for the Special Event "Viva Las Vegas." There was a free buffet, and a Blackjack and poker table. The food was pretty good (pretty sure it's from the head chef of Diamond…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

I have not been to this...

I have not been to this club for about three months and it's still a great club. Of the girls working there was a wide variety of all types. There were 3-4 sub fives, 3-4…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I stopped in Foxy Brockton last...

I stopped in Foxy Brockton last night just after the Patriots game was over. Many things have not changed here over the years. Cover was $10, domestic beer $6.50. Still very nice interior, lots of…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Haven't been to Gigi's for awhile...

Haven't been to Gigi's for awhile and most of my other go-to clubs weren't too hot so I decided to make a trip back to Gigi's. I got their about 6 pm on Friday.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

bored so I decided to go...

bored so I decided to go up there on a Sunday afternoon to watch the Lions game. food was great. management seems like assholes yelling at girls in front of customers not cool.the wait…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Stopped by on a Saturday night....

Stopped by on a Saturday night. Not much has changed. Same run down club with the same dancers (a few new ones, but mostly the same as the past year or two). Cover on a…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I went to the club to...

I went to the club to visit after the holidays to see what new paid my cover was about one guy there when I showed cold day not a lot of traffic at all that…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Just before Xmas I made a...

Just before Xmas I made a Saturday night visit to the Cadillac Lounge to get into the holiday spirit with some ho-ho-ho's. For anyone who hasn't visited the Caddy it's on par with the two…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club is very hit or...

This club is very hit or miss. One good visit can be followed by two or three bad ones. What keeps me coming back is the occasional good experience. It's not worth a drive all…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times in the past and thought that I would do an update to a recent revisit. Before my last visit strokers was on my infamous "do not…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

During my five or six years...

During my five or six years of TUSCL membership I have written 62 reviews of 62 clubs. However, I haven't been to a new club in about five months, so for the first time…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped in for a break on...

Stopped in for a break on a wednesday afternoon. Not a whole lot of patrons and maybe 10 girls working. Got a seat by bar and ordered a beer. One of the girls was very outspoken…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Venus Video had 4 girls on...

Venus Video had 4 girls on when I walked through last Thursday. The girls had their nationalities listed next to their names, and I picked Cinna, a girl of Portuguese-Italian mix. What was outstanding about…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a conference. I had a hotel near the block. I went down to check it out. I arrived at opening time. girls were just arriving. I just chilled and got…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still best SC I have been...

Still best SC I have been so I'll say that up front to offset some negative comments. Not as many young beauties as other Sunday visits. Still fun way to spend 3 hours on a…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Things are changing, Ok I use...

Things are changing, Ok I use to consider this place for the most part a dump, with over priced drinks (compared to others on 19) , and either ugly girls or ones that should be…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Havent been to the Cab in...

Havent been to the Cab in a few years mainly because I no longer live in the area. Although its been about 2 years or more since i have been, I always liked this club.…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I visited Road House Revue on...

I visited Road House Revue on what one would assume to be a popular, hoppin' kind of night. But, the number of both customers and strippers was pretty low. More selection would be preferred. Of…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Well I was looking for a...

Well I was looking for a club to visit after one of my favorite ones got closed down and found this one. I was mainly intrigued by the name of the establishment! I…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visiting New Orleans for the first...

Visiting New Orleans for the first time and me and a group of friends got dragged in by the no cover charge deal. The club itself is a little misleading as when you step in,…

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The Ca$h Cannon

I saw this being advertised on the TV at one of my regular clubs yesterday. At this club, you can rent it from them. As if I wanted to make it rain. http://www.thecashcannon.com/

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Do u read ALL the reviews or just your state/area reviews?

At one time I only read the FL reviews and a few other places namely Michigan and Mexico b/c it had good reviews(ie extras). Now I read(more like skim) all the reviews. I read the ones from places outside of…

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Why I am getting tired of strip clubs

I used to be a big fan of strip clubs, but I have just become disenchanted with then. Here's why: 1) The girls constantly try to cheat me on dances. It's like they think I am stupid.…

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The Changing Face of TUSCL

Maybe it's the New Year, but we have several new members - welcone. But where are some of the old guys? where is Juice

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I am not sure...

Was surfing during while watching NFL football and saw this. I am not sure if I would see a chick that goes by the name Switch Blade Jade. Sounds like an Hotlanta 2:00 AMer ready to happen. http://www.eros.com/us/georgia/atlanta/files/545291.htm

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backrubs at foxylady brockton?

Is it worth the money? Looking for reviews on the money spent for a good neck/shoulder rub at foxy?

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Oasis and Doraville argue their cases in Georgia’s Supreme Court

ATLANTA, GA, January 7, 2015 - by Trey Benton – Oasis Attorney, Alan Begner and Scott Bergthold, Attorney for the City of Doraville, presented oral arguments Tuesday before a full bench of Georgia Supreme Court Justices. The adult club’s lawsuit seeks…

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I'm betting the Patriots will lose

The bet is if I win you have to prop me as a cool guy, If I lose i will prop you as a great guy (or girl) Any takers? Not much time

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busted faces and stripper handshakes

Was clubbing this morning so i can publish my first tuscl review when i see this busted stripper dealing out hand job free samples. What the hell ?

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ot...ever learn a second language?

Hana Teaches Japanese - World's Dumbest: http://youtu.be/IC4oqQYHEHQ

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Disarm the police!!!!

Cop Trying to Kill the Family Dog, Kills Woman Instead, In Front of her Husband and 4-year-old Son http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-kill-family-dog-kills-woman-instead-front-husband-4-year-old-son/

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Jerikson40 found on youtube

World's Dumbest - Woman Fails Easy Math: http://youtu.be/mq4QDh8fW4A

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Evies Garden in Syracuse

Have any of you been to Evie's Garden in Syracuse? I understand it's where Valkyrie used to be. I've got a trip to Syracuse coming up and wanted to know how the club and dances are. It seems like the…

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Time for More Mandatory Carry Laws?

In light of the increasing attacks on civilians by these Islamic fucks?

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Offtopic Battlecreek 100 vehicle pileup on weather channel

Have you seen the video? I heard it was around a curve and semis and vehicles were coming around a curve at interstate speed on snow covered roads. Kind of spooky.

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the chase

Lets face it boys not all of us club for extras as the #1 objective. Some crave the process of the hunt and chase. Like me once the sex is had the fun is over for my desire for that…

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Day and Night

In my experience it seams to me the most in side the club sex happens on days shifts

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Strippers asking you for your digets.

This has happened to me a few times. We all know the obvious reason why. If I don't want to hear from them, I'll make up some bull shit story about why I can't give it to them. On the…

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Ice cream season

In a few months ice cream season will be upon us. Its my favorite time because i can go down to the local ice cream shop and watch all those barley 18 girls

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Knock, knock........

Who's there? Herbie Herbie who? HerBehind!..........

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THEY PLAY THESE 2 SONGS ALL THE TIME

one of them goes "work work work work working on my shit" the other one goes "I'm in love with the coco" "baking soda baking soda" yes folks this is what's out there that's masquerading as music nowadays I'm afraid.…

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My Perfect Tens

This is not a complete list, and I'll admit to some bias from when I was in my teens and 20s. Adriana Lima - Her VS years: By far the hottest of the Brazilian VS models. Giselle has a bit of…

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Like squiters?

Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists http://www.vice.com/read/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing?utm_source=vicefbus

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Strippers being shy in bed

The last 3 strippers I've laid in bed was confident on the pole but shy in the sack. You thank some of these girls suffer from performing anxieties ?

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Clubbing Safety

I do not know whether this has been discussed recently. Since the Ferguson riots how do all you white guys young and old feel about safety at the clubs. I seldom worry about safety inside the club as it is always…

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Big Ten Inch Record

You guys remember this? This was the greatest song ever to play at a party......... http://lyrics.wikia.com/Aerosmith:Big_Ten_Inch_Record

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Who wrote "The G-String Murders"

http://time.com/3652404/gypsy-rose-lee/

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Mia Khalifa

She is ranked the #1 pornstar on Pornhub and getting death threats from Muslims because she is Middle Eastern. There is one scene she did where she is getting fucked wearing a hijab, which mocks sharia. I wouldn't be surprised…

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Club Good Times in Columbia, PA

Hey, anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia, PA lately? Heading down that way tomorrow afternoon any was thinking of stopping by but would like any input from anyone who has been there lately. You can either…

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Here is a twist on a 2AMer. Floriduh of course.

A man shot in the arm outside a strip club early Friday attacked his assailant with a shovel in Hudson, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. Neither the man nor his assailant were identified. The incident happened at the Players…

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The optimal age

We all know that19 is the perfect age for a woman. Turns out 17 is the best age to be a guy. http://dailym.ai/14vTLdz

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Unfair

Here's the scenario. You're married to a woman who really turns you on. She's got exactly the body type that is perfect for you. Then she takes you for granted and changes in such a way that she…

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What's a "good tattoo"?

Here's two examples of good tattoos. They both happen to be on chicks who rate somewhere between a 12 and 14 on a scale of 10: http://kimberlycurves.tumblr.com/post/99297106510 http://kimberlycurves.tumblr.com/post/96809622340 Okay, the first chick might be a little too muscular, but in my view it's…

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What is a "10" ?

If you've never seen a 10, then as a public service I'll give you a link that has the best gathering of 10's, 12's, and 14's I've ever seen. Damn. http://kimberlycurves.tumblr.com/archive with one exception....one of the photos from Nov is a chick…

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Dancer recomendations

One of my favorites is " You don't want to get any dances from her. She gets nasty". Gee thanks. I'll avoid her. LOL.

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I heard a dancer say she was working on getting a bigger butt. Does she think t

I see it as a turn off. More flab, more fat. I'm not a rap artist and not into girls with extra large butts. I'm kind of wondering if some dancers are confused and think most guys like fat…

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18 only

I like them young girls. Just legal but never 20

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Buying Panties from a Stripper?

Thoughts on this? Let's say you pay extra for a lap dance or the VIP room. Do you think a stripper would let you buy her panties for a reasonable price? Is this too weird of a…

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going to strip clubs casually

When i go to the club i don't spend much money. Just a few drinks and conversation with a hot lil number. I do this about once a week runs me about $30w-$120m

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A 19 year old is about to turn me stupid

I have been adamant, for some time now, that I won't fuck with any girl under 21. I think this might go out the window tonight. There is a hot as he'll edgy 19 year old that is making it…

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Where the hell *is* Steve229 anyway ?

Did he elope w/ his SB?

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Masturbating a dancer ?

Piggybacking on shadow’s thread about dancers masturbating – have you ever finger banged a dancer till she pops? I’ve done it several times and one of those times was a black dancer I mentioned in my TUSCL article where she started…

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Boob Aprons

A fellow TUSCLer sent me this a while back and I thought is was freakin hilarious – I asked him to post it on TUSCL but I don’t think he got around to it (or maybe I missed it when…

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Fight Faggotry

Post more manly stuff on here everyone. Forget all the pussy winey bullshit like I notice womens eyebrows. Or I know how women think. Lets reclaim our man cards already dammit. Lets talk about ass...titties...

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What do you notice in women?

Dj assult 22 jump street ass and titties 10 Minut…: http://youtu.be/jAnwDvYjI2w

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OT: Car Buying Programs ?

Has anyone used these – how do you like them? I need to get a “new” ride in the next couple of months but by “new” I mean getting a different car – looking at something around 3 years old or…

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funny review

shitler Joined Feb 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 2 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Sunday Evening visit, 11-25 dancers January 8, 2015 • Great club always have fun when I go but when I went on sunday I had…

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Transsexual Strip Clubs

There must be some cities that have TS Strip clubs. Anyone know anything about this? Cities? Name of club?

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2 different views by strippers .

Last week I had a stripper tell me that she masturbates everyday before coming to work so that she won't get horny and forget she is there for the money. My original ATF told me that she couldn't have sex before…

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P.O.F. best free hook up site ever

Been using plenty of fish for 3 years now and it is so good at getting me local ass from ladies from 18-80 i no longer fuck with other websites for free hook ups.

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Smoke Free Atlanta Strip Club?

I wonder when the management of one of the clubs around here is going to figure out that they might get a revenue bump if they cut back the smoking... at least during the day. Many of us that…

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More Stripper Lies

So I encountered a new form of stripper lies recently, at least it was new to me. I'm in the club to play with the DS. She sent me a text the day before and told me she would be…

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The SC Birthday Girl ?

I normally spend a good amount of $$$ per SC visit; but I’m not much of a stage tipper since it does not do much for me (except when I want to let a dancer know I’m interested). A common thing…

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Good sized crowd or sparse crowd ?

What is best? Obviously a club w/ a sparse crowd has the advantage of less custy competition and thus more of a buyer’s market per se – and one can often get more/better attention. But in the overall “non-shortsighted” big picture –…

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Your pick?

Saw this and thought, "Who would know better than the deviants on TUSCL?" Only one of the two! http://www.eonline.com/news/612212/hottest-celebrity-body-tournament-is-kate-upton-or-jessica-alba-sexier-vote-in-round-4

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Fumbled The Play But Still Saved It

I'm the guy who probably made the biggest fumble for the week, here's my story. This just happened a few hours ago. I'm going to write it down here for filing. I went to pick her up around 8:30PM, I waited a…

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What do you notice with women?

Here's the deal. I think some guys are pretty basic when it comes to appreciating women. Just give 'em a naked chick with a nice body, even if it looks like an average body, not important, and have her open…

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What's your favorite sandwich?

Either ordered or homemade..... I love the classic Reuben....at home I like making a Super BLT

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Where is that Floriduh web site?

It’s the worst Florida Man story of all time: A 32-year-old Miami-Dade County man has been arrested and charged with trafficking for allegedly imprisoning his pregnant girlfriend and selling her to pregnancy fetishists on Craigslist. The Miami Herald reports that…

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Strippers Highly Unreliable

For the last couple of weeks I have been trying to hook up some OTC with some of the local ladies. After a couple of dances many of them seem more than willing to offer their phone number to me.…

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Sinful desire in the strip clubs

Last time i went in on a mission to convert bitches for Jesus H Christ i found myself tempted by the devil

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my type of olympic athlete

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSTaK8FDnv0 She may have been a silver medalist at the last Olympics but that's a gold medal ass.

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Gross

Geez, what is it with you guys?? Always posting about and discussing gross, disgusting shit...with photos. You wonder why I give you a hard time? Ebola lips, disabilities, dwarfs, butt plugs, full body tattoos, diseases and shit you can get from…

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Dwarf Dancer ?

Piggybacking on DoctorDarby’s “Dancers with Disabilities” thread - have you ever seen a dwarf dancer at a club – I mean a dancer that was a regular dancer at the club and not a feature like (Bridget the Midget). And not…

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Tattoos Unlimited

Yesterday I saw a first. This stripper had her whole body covered in tattoos. When I say whole body I mean the WHOLE body. What is this world coming to?

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OT: The technologies behind drone aircraft are investigated

In case you’re a techie or like this kinda stuff, or are bored w/ nothing to do or watch tonight; PBS is airing a show on this tonight @ 9:00 pm in its show “Nova” (at least its airing in…

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Pennies, Nickels, Dimes

How many 10's have you ever seen in the strip club? (just talking about strippers, not talking about waitresses, bartenders or female customers) I've seen five or six 10's in my strip club career. Thoughts?

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Floriduh again.

Wanted to beat sc with this one! :) http://mic.com/articles/107372/49-tremendous-things-florida-men-accomplished-this-year

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Dancers with Disabilities

I was in one of my regular higher end, no-extra clubs recently and got a dance from a young Asian girl that I had talked to earlier in the evening. She wasn't a very good stage performer (a sign of…

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Any clubs with college aged dancers in Rhode Island or Mass areas?

Has anyone found clubs in the RI or Mass areas with more college aged dancers in their early 20s? Do you have to go late at night to find them?

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OT: ISIS to be Wiped Off the Map this Year?

Attacking in Paris now? Shelling US troops in Iraq? They are doing all they can to provoke a war that will wipe them off the map. I don't think they'll be around any more by the end of the year.

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I wish I has cool parents like this when I was a teen

http://dailym.ai/1BxqOL4