Would your ATF loan you $100?
Lone_Wolf
Arizona
Would your ATF, or current favorite, loan you $100 without prodding? I mean, you turn to her and say "can you loan me $100?" would she hand it to you? No caveats, no prodding. Just a straight up request.
I've only done this twice just to see what their reaction would be. The first, my ATF, handed me $100 but needed prodding and acted like she was signing over her house to me. The second, a dancer I didn't know that well, flipped me the hundred like it was a one dollar. No questions asked.
In both cases, I immediately gave the money back and preceded to spend a fortune on them.
And yea, I know most of you dudes would never ask but what do you think the response would be if you did?
I've only done this twice just to see what their reaction would be. The first, my ATF, handed me $100 but needed prodding and acted like she was signing over her house to me. The second, a dancer I didn't know that well, flipped me the hundred like it was a one dollar. No questions asked.
In both cases, I immediately gave the money back and preceded to spend a fortune on them.
And yea, I know most of you dudes would never ask but what do you think the response would be if you did?
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But IMO – this is a petty exercise – b/c a dancer does or does not loan you the $$$ does not really say what kind of person she is IMO (they can do either of those things w/ both good and bad intentions either way) – this exercise is like a form of entrapment.
Dumb test. What a faggot.
Ha! Did I hit a nerve?
To answer your question, my ATF (which I no longer see) would give it to me as long as she had it, but I was hitting that for free to begin with, that's why she was/is and always will be my ATF! lol
I ask just for the pleasure of seeing the uncomfortable response when the loan hustle is played in the other direction. These ladies were paid well for playing along. It is, after all, a fantasy.
A woman I used to work with (and regrettably hung out with) asked me if I'd watch her kids while she and her husband had a date night. I told her no. After she finished sputtering, she muttered that I had failed that test. (Yeah, I'm guessing she figured I'd trip all over myself to ingratiate myself on her.)
Relationships are tests enough as they are, with all parties involved grading each other. If you feel like you have to do a test like this -- particularly one that's basically the fodder of bad sitcoms -- chances are you're the one who's going to fail. Why do it?
If it's not intended to be a dick move, then it seems pointless.
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Right, because coaxing them into prostitution is so much less fun than playing a dick game and then overspending on them if they respond properly. ;)
But ok, moral judgments aside, I already gave you one selfish reason for not doing that. Here's another. What if she said no because she really didn't have it or couldn't spare it? Are you going to pass on this girl and spend on a girl who is less hungry instead?
I guess ROI is not a big concern for you. I don't want the girl who can peal off a Benji without blinking, because that girl is already fat and happy with cash. I want the girl who is trying to figure out how she'll pay for her dinner, nevermind house fees and tipouts. I want the girl who would look at me like I just asked for her kidney if I actually asked her for a hundred.
Makes me wonder what else would be considered a "dick move" by us custies. I'll chew on it for awhile and consider starting a separate topic on the issue.
"...dick...chew..." Don't think I would use those particular words together. :)
Yea riiiiight....there is definitely a strong correlation between playfully asking for un-taken loan and dropping concrete on passing cars. And your calling me weird ;-)
Truly, it is unfortunate that my actions have offended so many in this bastion of impeccable moral character that is TUSCL.
Brilliant!