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OT - Weather Girls & Female News Reporter

How many of you find yourself watching the TV station that has the sexiest weather girl or news reporter? I know there are a lot of jokes about only blondes on Fox News but as I travel around there are…

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Another first for me today

Remember a month of so ago I told you about the "7" that offered the sloppy BJ for one of my t-shirts? She hasn't spoken to me until today. I was at my favorite club and taking with one of…

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Foo Kee You

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Why Can't You Do It For The Money?

Yesterday night (3/20/15) my CF texted me to come to her club because we just turned one year. I bolted out the door leaving this pretty dancer behind and drove to her club. I was there trying to enjoy what the…

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Miami Extras

I am in Miami on vacation and looking for a club where the ladies are open to extras (even take-out if at all possible). Any recommendations from the TUSCL Florida gurus out there? Thanks in advance for your

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Strip Club Systems

Recently we've been treated to an Article from Shailynn, purporting to be a Logical System, but it seems more to be tongue in cheek as it is a counter to Rick Dugan's System. Even his System was not considered…

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Awkward Moment At The Stage, Good Thing In The Backroom

Yesterday night (3/20/15) was a fun night for me. Everything was going well, like I was with my beer (Black Butte) enjoying the moment. All was like Hunky Dory, nothing would diminish this moment. Five minutes back, as I was walking…

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Wow! Just wow! This is seriously NOT brilliant!

Fucking cop got caught calling himself A "No Limit Perv Dad" and sending pornographic images of a two year old girl to and FBI sting www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/3/19/officer_arrested.html What the fuck is wrong with people? I hope that SOB gets his in prison!

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Guaranteed stock market forecast.

It will go up and down or down and up. Guaranteed. Sounds a bit like some lap dances doesn't it? No one ever asks for a lap dance forecast though. What would your lap dance forecast be? Heavy grinding and overcast…

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New and Definitely NOT Improved Listing Format for Club Reviews

Yesterday, I was able to hit the Club Reviews for a town, hit the Sort by Last Review, and then read the most recent reviews for that town. It was quick. It was simple. And time-wise, it was practical. I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I checked out this club on...

I checked out this club on a Saturday night. I arrived around 9:30pm, paid the $12 cover and $3 for a bottle water. I then sat myself on the couch by the wall and watched…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

$5 cover charge that mysteriously...

$5 cover charge that mysteriously rose to $10 when I entered. It's a small club that plays mostly classic rock but i did notice some modern alternative rock mixed in. I was a bit…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by to have a little...

Stopped by to have a little fun at the good old Hiliter. Started off the day just observing. I really wanted to find an extra naughty girl to get the most bang for…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My buddy and I notice things...

My buddy and I notice things have changed at LD. A dancer told me they are under new management. Quite a few of the regulars are gone. The biggest change is the bed dances which…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Club was busy and I bought...

Club was busy and I bought some lap dances. I had fun. I saw a number of good looking dancers. I even spotted an old favorite and got dances from her as…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I noticed this club is rated...

I noticed this club is rated higher than Thee Dollhouse at Myrtle Beach. I'm doing a comparison review since I've been to both. As far as the number of hot dancers, back in…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

This used to be one of...

This used to be one of my go to places if I was looking for a semi good time on the cheap. The dancers were never anything to write home about but there were solid…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Was again in Baltimore at the...

Was again in Baltimore at the end of January. Went first to the Hustler, but got bored after a while. So went downstairs to Little Darlings. My first time in another Block club than the…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Went back to Richard's after a...

Went back to Richard's after a long absence from the club scene. Live near Richmond and this has been a favorite club of mine locally in the past. Visually not much has…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

This is a daytime review. ...

This is a daytime review. Dancer quality goes up significantly at night, might as well be two different clubs, so don't go by this review for a night trip. Day shift has a…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

I stopped by here on my...

I stopped by here on my way home from conducting Business in Hartford and decided to check out this club since it's not too far from Interstate 91. The club is located inside a strip…

Neon Club

Prague, Czechia

So I went here on my...

So I went here on my trip to Prague, as I wanted to visit a strip club here and have a good time. I was with two of my friends and we asked a cab driver,…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Okay this place might have been...

Okay this place might have been worthwhile before the crackdowns bu the day and time I went it was a dumpster. Okay dont get me wrong, the outside looks better than some of seedier joints…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Parked and walked into the club....

Parked and walked into the club. It was sunny outside and very dark inside. Once I got inside, its really hard to see. I tripped on a step inde to the left. There are some…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

This club has recently been remodeled,...

This club has recently been remodeled, they have a somewhat stage, and the interior has been redone, it looks classier and fresher, it's still really dark. The girls are not the best, they really need…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Stopped in on a day shift...

Stopped in on a day shift with a couple co-workers. Christies is the best looking club in the Cleveland area and the day shift dancers are better looking than anywhere else. Lots to…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Came in late on Thursday and...

Came in late on Thursday and walked in right when the Amateur show was about to start. The cover was a little steeper than normal but the amateur show made it worth while.…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

I've been going to clubs a...

I've been going to clubs a bit but haven't written a review for a while. I can only speak about Diamond Jim's in the afternoon / early evening. Have been to the club 3 times in…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Saw her on main stage...

Saw her on main stage while at main bar and she stood out with big pink colored nipples piercing and neon yellow colored high heels. Then when she got to the side stage…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Decided to make another trip to...

Decided to make another trip to my favorite Seattle club. Arrived around 11pm and probably about 10-15 dancers were on shift. One of the things I like about Little Darlings is it's small…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

The club looks nice from the...

The club looks nice from the outside and is okay on the inside. Drinks are reasonably priced and the dancers are okay. Two were really cute and the others were meh. The…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

So I'd been to Baby Dolls...

So I'd been to Baby Dolls about a year ago, maybe longer. The dancers I remembered from those days weren't there on the night I went to, so I had to start over and find…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple of times and the past, and this is a pretty decent club. Its not really big, but there is a club atmosphere. They play hip hop and the girls…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Had my first visit on a...

Had my first visit on a Friday about 2 or so weeks ago, a little before 7 pm. The club reeks of cigarette smoke and and stale beer. Kinda small. Since I went in before…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Here are some random observations... walked...

Here are some random observations... walked in late on a Thursday night and was immediately impressed by the caliber of dancers. The first 10 or so were minimum 8's. The amateur contest added a fun…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a bad little spot if...

Not a bad little spot if your stuck outside the more in town areas. Place is pretty small but they use the space well. A decent variety of girls some near 10's others flirting with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This place is probably still my...

This place is probably still my favorite place even if you catch a shift like I did that didn't have the best talent. This is why : girls, bartenders, bouncers always friendly and want…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place used to be a...

This place used to be a favorite but it doesn't have the same energy it used to have. They did upgrade the place as the bathroom is a bit nicer. The girl quality ranges from…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Went here with a buddy of...

Went here with a buddy of mine. We did not get inside until around 11:30pm. I really won't say more about the setup of the place as I think it's been covered.…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Only one thing keeps this from...

Only one thing keeps this from being the one of the top 5 SC in the US... But I will get to that later. Easy to get too, entrance is on the south…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Vanity Grand is clean and wants...

Vanity Grand is clean and wants to be an upscale club. Plenty of parking. Drinks reasonable priced and barmaids are very sexy, some flirtatious. Couch dances were $20. It varies on the aggressiveness of…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Figured I would stop by and...

Figured I would stop by and see what was going on at the bar. Only a hand full of customers today and from what I been hearing this is the norm lately. I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This review is several months old....

This review is several months old. Been meaning to write-it for some time now. I was passing through Providence and decided to stop on by. Ended up having a good time.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Visited it on a Sunday afternoon,...

Visited it on a Sunday afternoon, this place is easy to find on valley Boulevard, very close to city of industry. The surrounding s are OK, withcar repair shop and fas food restaurants nearby. Parking…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Tried this place after seeing recent...

Tried this place after seeing recent good reviews. It's easy to get to, good (safe) parking. The place was hopping - lots of customers, plenty of dancers, and everyone in a good mood. The degree…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

I think that the atmosphere is...

I think that the atmosphere is solid despite being a fairly small club. Lots of good looking women, and only $5 for a drink where most clubs charge $7 around here. Not too loud, and…

Happening Lounge

Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio

FYI this club is going to...

FYI this club is going to be closed on March 28 (about a week from the day I'm writing this). The place is located in a mostly abandoned tiny plaza with two of the…

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, Ohio

As stated this place is a...

As stated this place is a little hard to find. There is a parking deck on second street (it's free) that I parked at and trekked down portage trail a short way to the…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

I was working in Morgantown WV...

I was working in Morgantown WV Wednesday and looking forward to going back to the Blue Parrot and visiting with my Fav there Ginger. Ginger is the hot and sexy red head that I have…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Wednesdays they have a local special,...

Wednesdays they have a local special, if you live in the south bay and have an ID that can prove it you get free admission. This place serves alcohol, so of course the girls are…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

I really dislike when a club...

I really dislike when a club advertises themselves as a "nude" club and then when you get there it is a topless club. I just believe in truth in advertising. I would have…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is hard to categorize...

This club is hard to categorize or directly compare to others in town. It has more of a neighborhood bar feel (albeit with dancers). the interior is considerably nicer than the exterior suggests. I wouldn't…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Ah, Bourbon Street, I used to...

Ah, Bourbon Street, I used to love you. A lot. But you are changing, and not for the better (in my opinion). I suspect the high rating reviews are coming from guys with lower expectations…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

After dropping some friends off at...

After dropping some friends off at the airport, I decided to give this club a shot. From the looks on the outside I was prepared for an underachieving club. However, I found a poppin bar…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Haven't been here in about a...

Haven't been here in about a year. I was surprised by the $5 cover. Ken must be getting financially needy. The 5 dancers were of average quality. I didn't appreciate the first thing out of…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Arrived Friday at 2pm to sample...

Arrived Friday at 2pm to sample the $10 dayshift dances. The club is trying to be competitive, they had complementary pulled pork sandwiches, first drink was $2 more for a double, and very welcoming.…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Went to Atlantis for second and...

Went to Atlantis for second and it was a more erratic visit than the first time. It started well, then it became very boring for a long time, and then it ended well. I got…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Originally visited Lido and decided to...

Originally visited Lido and decided to stop by IR around 2:45pm. A few of my favs were dancing and I had a blast! All of the ladies I danced with (have known them…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Well aside from some of the...

Well aside from some of the regulars that I like to visit sometimes it appears that this club is going downhill. If you go on a friday night you can expect to see multiple…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

I am surprised at the few...

I am surprised at the few number of reviews since the last time I visited this club several months ago. Since I was last here they have made some physical changes to the club, the…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Don't know weather it was because...

Don't know weather it was because it was a Sunday or what but I this club had a "regulars only" feel to it. I was there for quite awhile and no one approached me at…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Nice club. To be honest, the...

Nice club. To be honest, the bartenders are hotter than the dancers, and they're friendly and flirty. You'll spend more money at the bar than on dances. Some of dancers are cute, and they work…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here for my bachelor party...

Went here for my bachelor party and another time to take some friends who had never been to a strip club. The girls are extremely friendly and pretty good looking as well. Best…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Wow, not much going in here....

Wow, not much going in here. Big beautiful new club but only a handful of girls and NONE very good looking. One big stage in the middle makes it hard to chat with the girls.…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I am a performer I have...

I am a performer I have my own style of dance and my own unique personality and there is not one person in this word that will change who I am and if you are…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Centerfolds on a Wednesday...

Went to Centerfolds on a Wednesday evening. Cover is 10 dollars and drinks are reasonable.  The quality of dancers varies.  A lot of naturals with a lot of tattoos.  Found a gem and took her back…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Dropped by a few weeks ago....

Dropped by a few weeks ago. There is a cover charge on Friday and Saturday, but it's around the cost of a beer so nothing to get too worried about. Stayed for a single beer,…

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New dancers vs the ATFs

I have recently noticed that a hot new dancer turns me on more than the ATFs who used to do the same when I first saw them. Now the ATFs are still smoking hot and they would probably turn me…

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A Selfie For A Shot of Whisky

I was hanging out at my favorite club on a Tuesday night. Everything was damn well good and things couldn't be any better. She sat beside and started the convo. I've known her for one or two years now and we…

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I may have reached a new level of PLness

I went to my favorite Sc recently and had a great time. My SC funds is starting to get pretty low, so I didn't want to spend as much as I normall would. I figured two of my current favorites…

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Happily Married

Is it possible to be genuinely "happily married" and 1. Go to strip clubs on a regular or semi regular basis (not just the occasional bachelor party) 2. Hide your visiting clubs from your wife, and 3.…

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Off-duty police in fatal wrong-way crash had left strip club

LINDEN, N.J. (AP) — A car carrying three off-duty New Jersey police officers from a visit to a strip club drove the wrong way down a New York City highway and crashed head-on into a tractor-trailer early Friday, killing an…

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Off topic: Asian massage parlor Base Cost

Just curious-- Many of the Asian massage parlors in my area offer an hour massage for around $40, which ain't bad. 1) Can I assume that the traditional massage segment will generally be pretty bad? 2) $40 for an hour seems pretty decent.…

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Life is a Cabaret, Old Chum

Been noticing several clubs with "cabaret" in their name. What exactly is a cabaret? I was home schooled and mom never taught me that word. But it doesn't sound like a fun place.

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Advice for the clueless!

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding…

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Advice for the clueless!

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding…

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Rockstar Method For Strip Clubbing

I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon! 1. Tell the smart ones they are beautiful and tell the beautiful ones they are smart. 2. Massage their neck during a lap grind. 3. Be really hard. Dancers love it when guys respond. Use chemical…

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OT: it's brilliant to be an olympean!

Check out the story of Michael Phelps and the chubby dominatrix that pissed on him! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3000913/Dominatrix-Kim-Petro-details-lurid-encounter-Michael-Phelps-wore-women-s-panties.html

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Shailynn [Listermint] vs. Ricky [Shiny Suit] vs. Juice [Fried Chicken]: The Mos

My article finally got posted. From wearing suits and stuffing your pockets with $100 bills that will leave your pockets during the night, to bringing buckets of fried chicken into the club, I think my system seems to be…

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Stripper Boyfriends/Husbands

I'm sure this has been addressed before. In spite of the money, how does a guy tolerate having his girlfriend/wife work naked all day or night with strangers groping her (at a minimum)? I'm sure that the dancer does not…

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Funding the hobby...

So I have been reading discussions on here for a few years, and I feel comfortable assuming the following of my fellow TUSCL'ers... 1. Many, like me, are happily married 2. Most keep the hobby secret from their wives 3. Many easily spend…

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Bucket List Items

Topic posting lineup online Well, the DS has fulfilled two more items on my bucket list. Besides a threesome there's not a lot left. I have now fulfilled my fantasy of picking up a stripper after her shift ends and bringing…

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New Record

Last night I had three orgasms with her. Damn I barely remember doing that as a much younger man -- didn't know I could still do that. My past record with her in one setting was two. Anybody…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

made another stop at one of...

made another stop at one of my favorites and spent more than planned stayed longer than planned....got there about which is earlier for me. was hoping to see some of the regulars i recognize but…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I used to live in SF...

I used to live in SF a long time ago and I and always heard about this place. I was back for a visit so I went to this place because of the positive reviews.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to see my favorite, the...

Went to see my favorite, the day shift, best looking girls if you like fake boobs, always I always sit at the stage because I like to almost taste the show.Each girl dances a 3…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

Visiting from out of town, Showed...

Visiting from out of town, Showed up around 9:15. Lots of locals, dancers only hung with them. Bartender (also manager?) was hot and friendly but dancers ignored me. Bartender yelled for a dancer to get…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

Went in for $2 domestics. ...

Went in for $2 domestics. Only problem was that when you walk in, waitress wants to sit you in their area before you can even make the corner. Girls were ok, Barbie was…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and decided to pay a visit to this club after work on a Wednesday evening. There were just 2-3 dancers, mostly 6s . I decided to hang around for a…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Stopped in around 4:00 in the...

Stopped in around 4:00 in the afternoon. No dancers, bartender Amy was friendly. Came back around 8:00 in the evening. At first there looked to only be 4-5 girls working, but over…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Entered the club at 2pm on...

Entered the club at 2pm on Thursday. No cover, only had to tip the bouncer. They have an amazing way to make this club feel like night even though it is very bright…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

15 I visited last Tuesday around...

15 I visited last Tuesday around 5 pm for an hour and then came back around 10pm. The first visit was brief because I only saw one or two very attractive girls and they were…

Club 1100

Rochester, New York

Very run-down place, the dancers are...

Very run-down place, the dancers are not very friendly and look rather shady// there is only one pole and the dance floor is dirty- I saw rags in floor and they weren't clean for sure…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Well got here around 4pm ,...

Well got here around 4pm , looked promising as there were quite a bit of cars in the parking lot. Once inside I sat at the bar as they only had the one small…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Saw reviews and the website for...

Saw reviews and the website for this club and figured on stopping in when passing through town. First of all, this club is not easy to get to. It is in an area…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Was down for work and happened...

Was down for work and happened past. Thought, heck I got some time and this little town was boring so I might as well pop in. I have to remember is a small town near…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

I guess this is a place...

I guess this is a place you can put on your list if you're out with some peeps strip-club hopping. Its not a great place by any means and would not be my choice but…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

I think that I have found...

I think that I have found my new favorite black club. I came here on back to back days. The first visit was late Wednesday afternoon/early evening at 5:45 and stayed until 3:00 A.M. The…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Went on a Friday night with...

Went on a Friday night with my wife about 11pm. The club is nicely laid out with 3 stages and a good rotation of dancers on each. There was seating at stage and plenty of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This is a two day review....

This is a two day review. The first visit was on the night shift (Wednesday) followed the next day on the afternoon (going into the night shift). On the first visit I…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Went there Monday to wend evening....

Went there Monday to wend evening. 2 dollars to the parking lot attendant and 15 to get in, 12 for the VIP wrist band now or 20 later. Wasn't going for the wrist band but…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I've been here 6+ times. Always...

I've been here 6+ times. Always great. Brought a guy from work this time, he liked it so much he dragged us back again the next night. Reasonable beer, very good waitresses. Love the 7 stages.…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

This place is a dump. Limited...

This place is a dump. Limited selection of beer. Visited late afternoon. 4 girls working and I was the only patron. Girls are friendly but you are not going to find anything over a 6.…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Wasn't sure I was going to...

Wasn't sure I was going to stop here but when I drove by and there was parking right at the front door couldn't resist. Three girls were working. I think everyone was Brazilian. The only…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went into Platium Plus this week,...

Went into Platium Plus this week, daytime around 3 pm. Same usual suspects but caught up with a black gal named Janet. College of Charleston student. OMG, she has the most incredible body I have…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This for many years has been...

This for many years has been one of my favorite strip clubs in the country but this visit I came a way a bit disappointed. The quality of dancer rating has declined some…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Wife and I are new to...

Wife and I are new to going to strip clubs, and took a trip to visit this one. When we arrive we were greeted very nicely by those working at the front after entering. As…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Centerfolds on a Saturday...

Went to Centerfolds on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. It was about midnight when we got there and the topless side was packed. I can't remember the cover - maybe…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Vegas for a convention...

Went to Vegas for a convention and ended up staying on Fremont Street. Last time I was in town I went to the club on Fremont street and it wasn't great so I decided…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Went here while hoping around different...

Went here while hoping around different clubs one night. I never went to the club before it was Dirty's, but I saw it on the side of the road and thought I should check it…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Houston Dolls is right down the...

Houston Dolls is right down the street from me and I love hitting this place up during lunch. I walked in around noon this day and paid my tab and got a brew.…

The Granville Strip

Vancouver, British Columbia

Oh for chrissake...... Almost everything about this...

Oh for chrissake...... Almost everything about this place give me a feeling that they rushed to get it open - has an unfinished quality. I've been on both a weekend ($20 cover) and a week…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

Was an ok club for the...

Was an ok club for the area from what I understand. It was a bit dingy, looked a little run down. People were nice. Dancers were all average, none stood out.…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

This place was pretty expensive but...

This place was pretty expensive but it was great overall. 2 friends (one male, one female) and I were on vacation in AC and decided to give it a try. We bought a 24 pack…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Stopped in late afternoon on Friday....

Stopped in late afternoon on Friday. The club is in a mostly residential neighborhood, parking is on the street or in a well- lit lot across the street. You enter through a long hallway.…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

This is the coolest club I've...

This is the coolest club I've ever been to. It is in the middle of nowhere in central New York state, but if you find it, you'll drive out of your way to return. There…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Sweetest dancers around. I love sitting...

Sweetest dancers around. I love sitting on the patio in the nice weather and chatting with the girls. I work next door and go there often for lunch- seriously good food and $5 lunch specials…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Made a visit to Dancers. It...

Made a visit to Dancers. It seems like there are new girls every visit. The club was busy when I got there about 10 but I still found a table. I am always impressed by…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I love to visit this club....

I love to visit this club. As the other reviews point out there has been a rise in the number of Hispanic dancers and that is great with me. They are…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

the first time i went on...

the first time i went on a Monday and the three girls on stage were very pretty b/c i went in with low standards (girls were 6s or 7s one had the body of an…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

This place is one of my...

This place is one of my favorites in the area, tons of girls most of which are 7s or better. Im not a drinker so i can't comment on alcohol but sodas were about $3…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Went in on an afternoon to...

Went in on an afternoon to check this place out. Never been here before and not sure if I will go back. First off i pull into parking lot which is apparently only…

Show Girls

Paris, France

I visited the club twice, once...

I visited the club twice, once around noon, and the other day in the afternoon. The first visit was a pleasant experience. Four girls, three European and an African girl. All nice girls with beautiful…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

First-time visit. I'd read plenty of...

First-time visit. I'd read plenty of good stuff about Mons Venus over the years, so was keen to visit when in Tampa last Tuesday. Arrived around 5.30pm. Was I the only guy there? A couple…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped by TDs again Wed afternoon...

Stopped by TDs again Wed afternoon on my way through town. This is a nice club. You enter, go through security, there was no cover, then toward the back is the main stage.…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

This review is a couple of...

This review is a couple of months late, so apologies for that. I visited this club during the afternoon on two separate days. It is a nice club. There is a big…

Shailynns Logical System: How To Suceed In The Strip Club

If you follow the discussion board on this site there's been mention of "the system": an almost fail proof way to lure a stripper back to your hotel room. There have been variants of this system getting as wild as bringing a bucket of fried chicken into the club so dancers can have a "snack." I was replying to a thread over there about how I have success in a club and thought I should share it. If anything I say can help get you laid then I'm all for it. This is a basic list, I will not get into what you should do when going with friends or solo, if you're a local or out of…

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Stand up comic...

Here is a joke I made up. You will not find it anywhere....... Q: What magic words would a magician use if he also did breast enlargements? A: Breast-o, change-o!

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rickdugan should stop going to strip clubs

Instead, he should be a candystriper at an addiction rehab clinic. He can sneak in booze and drugs, and wave them in the faces of chicks in withdrawal, until they "oblige" him. Your welcome, Rick.

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Anybody want to meet SJG?

I'm going to be in San Fran in the next month, exact date TBD. I'm thinking I'll ask SJG if he wants to meet at the Ofarrel bros theatre. Anybody live in the area want to join us?…

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Barbie

I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again. http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf

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Be careful who you ask for a blowjob

This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’ Also a pretty understanding…

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Tampa advice, what about go South?

In regards to haujobb's request 4 tampa advice I have a related question: what about the areas south of tampa such as st pete, clearwater, largo, Pinellas pk and seminole? I rarely venture that far coming from Orlando but how…

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SJG's profile.....

It is awesome. This guy is a true man of words. The volumes of his diary must number in the thousands. ,,,lol

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Private Investigator Gets Paid To Sleep With Prostitutes

A private investigator in Australia gets paid to go into massage parlors, engage in sexual activities, and then afterwards use the fact that he did to help the authorities build cases on the parlor owners and their employees. http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/the-brothel-buster-meet-the-man-who-gets-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes/ar-AA9GK6x?ocid=HPCDHP

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Man Stabbed After Altercation At Strip Club

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (21Alive) -- A man is in fair condition after a stabbing that occurred early Thursday morning at a local strip club. According to police, officers arrived at Showgirl 3 on E. Coliseum shortly after 3:30 in response to…

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Court: Stripper shot at Columbia club entitled to workers' comp

COLUMBIA, SC (WIS/AP) - South Carolina's high court says an exotic dancer who was shot at a Columbia nightclub is entitled to workers' compensation benefits for her injury. The Supreme Court made that ruling Wednesday in the case of LeAndra Lewis. The…

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I need Tampa/St. Pete advice

I will be in Tampa for a few days and would like some good Intel. Maybe hit the famous clubs one night and hunt the down & dirty another night. Would appreciate any tips or scouting reports from those who know this

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From Playboy: Strippers Tell Us Their Dirtiest Secrets

http://battyfornudity2.blogspot.com/2015/03/strippers-tell-us-their-dirtiest.html?zx=4a6c948188dc7706 Is it me or is this terrible????

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Careful with dictation

Gotta be careful dictating emails on the iPhone. I'm using the mic to dictate an email to my secretary. As I finish a cute young thing walk by and I almost unconsciously whisper a comment about her anatomy.…

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The drama that surrounds us

I think there's usually a wide variety of drama going on between the girls in the club of which most of the time I am blissfully unaware. Occasionally, however, worlds collide and PLs like me become aware of the…

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SC tolerating masturbation in bathrooms?

Went in to take a piss real quick between dances and this dude who was prolly in his mid 20's, who had been in the VIP area a few minutes earlier was standing at the urinal outright jackin off. He…

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Goodbye TUSCL

Contributors shouldn't have to pay for content. You can delete my login.

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Bringing ATF home to meet the wife

My ATF is a sweetheart - she's now in her late 20's and still has the body of a teenager. She and I have been spending time together for about 6 years and while there's been plenty of ups…

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Has this happened to you

I was at Teasers in Wellford,SC last night. Got there about 8:30. Payed the $10 and grabbed a table. One of the strippers joined me & emidetly started demanding dances or a tip from me. I told her to fuck…

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Self knowledge is a brilliant thing!

I find it interesting that rickdugan is on some sort of anti-troll warpath! I didn't really have an issue with the guy until he posted his ignore list! Well, I did think he was kind of a d-bag, but no…

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Moving OTC targets

When I take a girl OTC it is usually a game time decision. I have too many obligations to be able to advance plan in most instances, so it is usually a crime of opportunity. Now that works…

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Ignore List

I have finally succumbed to the need to use the ignore feature. I still think it sucks to have to do so and that the troll overrun is a deterrent to both new participation and the sharing of better…

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OT: Charlie Brown in another universe!

I was watching an old Friends episode and iT was the one where they ask what would have happened if the friends hadn't met and formed a tight knit group! Sort of "Friends in an Alternative Universe"! That got me thinking…

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Is ten years too long to wait to write your review?

Apparently not: https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=442196

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How long have you been unemployed?

I was thinking, after some newbie was talking about being unemployed and driving his stripper girlfriend to and from work... All we seem to hear about from strippers in regards to their "boyfriends" is that they are unemployed or in…

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Castrated Freak Who Can't Deal With Women IRW

"But if I read one more story about falling in love with a whore, or from ball-less freaks who can't deal with women in the real world and need strippers to boost their confidence, I'm gonna puke in my mouth" Hi.…

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[OT] On Robots and Redistribution

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/17/robert_reich_economic_redistribution_is_our_only_hope_partner/ Will robots and automation continue to eat away at the number of jobs available? What are we going to do about it? For example, sophisticated algorithms and artificial intelligence will soon render financial analysts obsolete. Will they be cleaning…

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You're a good guy ilbinacci! Just brilliant!

i felt like I needed a shower after reading rickdugan's crazy "I'm trying to pressure some poor heroin addict girl trying to get her life together into prostituting herself" post! But then ilbbinacci goes and posts this! "I don't think it's…

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Is rickdugan trolling Dougster? Brilliant!

i just read the https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=24115 thread that just got bumped! Wow! It almost seems like rickdugan is coming up with scenarios that will stir things up so he can then complain about trolls! How many of you think that was…

The Time Value Of A $5 Table Dance Compared To A $10 Dance.

For those of us who go to predominately Black clubs, ( especially in Atlanta, Miami, and other parts of the South ) we may frequent a place that has $5 table dances. In some of these clubs, the mileage you can get from a $5 dance is close to, or even equivalent to what you can get in VIP at a much higher price per dance. The biggest issue with the $5 dance, is normally the amount of time that the DJ lets the song play. If he let's the entire song play, the $5 dance is a tremendous value. If he cuts it off short, the value seems cheapened. The initial thinking behind the $5 dance is…

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My CF One Year Later

12 months ago I met my CF at a strip club. The way it down was so fast. I bought the dance at full price because she offered it half the price and I felt sooooo offended by it I…

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So let's do the math

How many of you think that js' DS is disgusted by him? I could not fathom the thought if fucking a 54 year old man at the tender age of 19. I feel like he's ruining her life. Go buy…

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The Penis Neckline

The title says it all http://dailym.ai/1FqvZPj

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A Marriage Vacation

Sounds like a grand idea http://dailym.ai/1FsqQ9l

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Funny Club Names

I saw this one today for a club located in England: Ye Old Axe Kind of struck me as funny

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Not Just Another Typical John Smith Sex Story

She is in the bathroom getting ready. He's in bed in his underwear. She comes out completely naked. She's a good 40 lbs overweight, and the gut is kind of a turnoff. But some of the…

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Shout out to all the club goers

My gf has worked for a little over 3 weeks at a club and gotta admit the strip club goers are great. we were both admitingly nervous but after I lost my job a few months back we didn't have…

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More proof that sex from a woman is never free

Never http://dailym.ai/1Fpkkjy

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And what is the bathroom troll?

I hate to ask for the definition of terms after I asked about LDK and clearly offended a subset of you guys, but bathroom troll isn't in the glossary! Is this the bathroom attendant? Why call the poor guy a…

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Am I missing some subtle nuances associated with the term ROB?

JohnSmith69 used the term "ROB" to refer to some stripper named jerikson that used to post here! So I looked up the term in the glossary! It said "Rip Off Bitch - Stay away, stay far away from these dancers,…

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Stripper Problems

Strippers have different problems. A stripper was complaining on Facebook because her boyfriend broke up with her. He became upset when she told him she sold her panties to a customer. As she said, "What did he expect?…

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Friday (3/13/15) SCing

I just want to log this one in because the dancer I met was a bit interesting. Here's how it went down. I was with a friend and I was driving. It was my idea to check out this place, right…

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Wearing shorts at clubs in Phoenix?

I'll be in PHX in a few days for a business trip. Just wondering if it is ok to go to a SC there while wearing cargo shorts or some other casual shorts with like a polo shirt and shoes.…

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The funniest lap dance

This was a new one to me at the club I just left. A midget grabs a dancer and heads back to the lap dance area at Mons Venus. She is really tall to begin with, plus of course the…

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Birthday Visit

I did stop by a favorite club Sunday, my birthday. A waste of 20 minutes. Granted it was early afternoon, but that is my normal time to visit, Two dancers sitting at the bar talking. Never acknowledged my presence. One…

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moment of weakness. admittance of pl-dom

Who here hasn't been hustled by a dancer? Difference is I knew what she was doing and shouldve politely smile but instead I did it anyways. Simple situation. Girl gave string of dances when asked how many she gave correct count…

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ST PATTY'S DAY CIVVIE CHICKS

in your neck of the woods do you notice the following? on st patty's day i new york there are like tons of hotties in the street and bars. these girls though you only see once a year on that particular…

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A chill ran up my spine

I'm in the club this weekend, and a girl who's eaten my cum on more than one occasion is there. She's sitting with a guy I've seen around the bar for ages, he's friends with the bartender, and I've talked…

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Safest and luckiest girl.....

When she dates, they ought to keep the guys on their toes.... http://www.laugh18.com/safest-and-luckiest-kid-in-the-world/

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Burnout ?

I def have been doing quite a bit of SCing over the last 2 years and last year 2014 in particular. Lately I’m just bored w/ the same ole thing and feel like I have seen it all. The SCs in my…

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First 3-way vip review

Is now up!! Feel free to read it its my newest one

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Church Teachings Most of us Can Agree With

I especially like #s 5 and 7-9. http://www.buzzfeed.com/emleschh/18-accidentally-hilarious-church-signs-11s0y

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John Smith does 69

We have tickets to a show and I'm watching her get dressed. This is where the plans start to go astray. She looks so stunning that I must get pictures. When the picture show is over, she…

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Are you on Facebook? Dancer told me she was going to search for me.

How have you handled a dancer possibly wanting to friend you on Facebook? I only log on every 2 or 3 weeks just so a relative can see what my other relatives post. I guess I could tell the dancer…

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A Good Cause

A dancer whom I've known for sometime approached me last night and we had a few dances. When we finished, she mentioned she was running in a mini-marathon on St. Patrick's Day to raise money for charity.…

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Have you ever left a strip club, gone home and gone to sleep and had weird dream

I dreamed I was in the corner of a strip club in a regular lap dance room and 4 dancers were having sex with me taking turns. 3 were blocking the view at all times and they were taking…

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Boobgate

Where do you stand on the boobgate controversy? http://dailym.ai/1LaM6VY

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OT: (Jehovah's Witnesses) "Millions Living Today Will Never Die"

It's kind of funny, but while waiting for an Uber on Friday I had a Jehovah's Witness approach me. I was kind of surprised these guys are still around with all of their miserably failed predictions they have. But then…

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And yet another cure for ED.

Even the movie stars who didn’t win at last month’s Oscar ceremony still might have gone home with a stiff little man. Losing Academy Award nominees were gifted with $125,000 worth of fancy bath salts, luxury trips, “tobacco” (wink, wink) vaporizers…

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Inexpensive Detroit Hypothetical

Bored tonight so was considering this hypothetical: Let's say you're in Detroit and would like to go to a club and leave happy for as cheap as humanly possible. You're willing to go to either Bogart's or Henry VIII, are willing…