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Daytona area clubs for race weeks or bike events

Next weekend marks the start of race season with the Rolex 24 hour race on saturday January 24th beginning just after 2pm and ending the following day at the same time. These are cars in 3 or 4 classes that…

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OT: Barry Obama - Please Shut Up!

Obama is in a great situation political now. Or so he thinks. He can shoot off his mouth to his heart's content about taxing the 1% and the banks, knowing full well it will never get through Congress. Makes him…

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OT: Welcome to Tax Season

I'm using the MLK Holiday to get started on tax season. This year I'm responsible for 7 tax returns, up one from last year. I'll be doing 4 myself while my accountant gets to do 3. I'm expecting the bill…

Vivid

New York, New York

My buddy always invites me to...

My buddy always invites me to this spot, and I always enjoy my time there. You're greeted by a few bouncers, who then escort you for mandatory coat check. Pretty pricey ($20), but I don't…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

A little bit late, but I...

A little bit late, but I was here for their annual New Years Eve Party. It was quite a bit slower than previous years for NYE. Club is still the best looking place in GR. Got…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Extremely friendly place. Usually 2 bartenders:...

Extremely friendly place. Usually 2 bartenders: one guy and one girl. All of the girls range from 4-8 in looks. Mostly 4-7's with one 8 once in a blue moon if you're lucky to be…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Passed by this place a few...

Passed by this place a few times on the way to someplace else. I should have kept going instead of stopping in last weekend. The bartender/doorman/dance counter was very quick to get out from…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

My friend in town convinced me...

My friend in town convinced me to check out Gold Club. Been a while since I've been to a strip club having been thoroughly spoiled by Texas clubs over the years. So keep…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies has been hit or miss...

Dollies has been hit or miss for years. The last few months however have been outstanding. It doesn't matter your taste - they have heavy white & black, medium white & black, & thin white…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Checked out 939 on Saturday night...

Checked out 939 on Saturday night with some pals. I've come to understand that the best looking (and youngest) dancers are here. I have yet to check out Rock Za and Club Femme…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Went during the day with the...

Went during the day with the hopes of catching some of my old favorites, was in luck and was able to get a couple of dances from Eva. Big russian dance with some added…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Went on a Friday afternoon to...

Went on a Friday afternoon to kill some time. There were about 5 girls on shift. I ordered a coke as i went in which was 3$. The center stage is nice with a really…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Came on Friday night with some...

Came on Friday night with some friends after dropping off some other friends in downtown San diego so we headed to TJ after. Got to the border got a cab and headed to adelitas! My…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went back again this time took...

Went back again this time took my son with me so he could get a nice experience without spending too much dinero.... He was a little shy at first but after a couple of the…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Found this place when I was...

Found this place when I was in the area for a work trip. Its pretty hard to miss with the big signs out front. I lucked out and went on Wednesday when the dances are 2…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Went with some friends after a...

Went with some friends after a hockey game and had a great time. Cover was $15 for 18-20 year olds, and $10 for 21+, I thought this was strange though due to byob. Girls were…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Lot was as full of cars...

Lot was as full of cars as I ever see it, but I don't go at night. I'm sure it get's busier then. Inside the dancer pool was kind of disappointing considering how many there…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went tho the Rhino last...

I went tho the Rhino last Summer while in Vegas. It is by far the best experience I ever had in clubs. I went with my wife and she felt confortable and had a lot…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls where you go when...

Baby Dolls where you go when you want to relax. Drinks are expensive however The girls here are amazing. The best part is the variety. You will always find someone that matches your fancy color…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

This is your classic small town...

This is your classic small town college strip club. I go here every few years when I'm in town. You can walk here from downtown, and there's only one other club close to the downtown…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

First of all, a similar club...

First of all, a similar club operated under the same name and location approximately 10 years ago and for whatever reason closed. It remained vacant with the same signage up ever since then before reopening…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

It is a large, clean club...

It is a large, clean club divided into two levels. I came in on a Sunday night and only the top level was open, which was fine because it felt a little more intimate. Cover…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

pretty decent club. cover was 10...

pretty decent club. cover was 10 bucks, ladies were free. sat down for drinks, prices were reasonable. ladies will bother you for lap dances. if you sit at the stage, they can't bother you. very…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Christies is usually a pretty cool...

Christies is usually a pretty cool place to see hot girls, went to the Phx location on a Tuesday at noon. Watched one girl dance a few songs and asked her for a lap dance,…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Went to check out this spot...

Went to check out this spot for a friend's birthday on a monday night around 1030pm. I was in the area and decided to stop by because of so many recommendations. Parking wasn't an issue.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

stopped in the place to see...

stopped in the place to see if any new faces are there, saw a 19 year old white girl with big tits and tall long legs was the best looking girl there, girls…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped in to the moon on...

Stopped in to the moon on a tuesday. Only my second trip, the first time I saw kitty but I hear she's gone now. Much as I suspected there wasn't much for me with kitty…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

I went for the event "miss...

I went for the event "miss naughty and miss nice pageant" they had that night which is a little beauty pagent they do every year with the girls for bragging rights so throughout the night…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Went there again to see how...

Went there again to see how the club was doing. Overall I still enjoyed the experience. The dancers were young and mostly fit. A few BBW, but not huge. A number of petite girls some…

Savannah Gentlemens Club

Savannah, Georgia

I was in Savannah for only...

I was in Savannah for only a couple of days and the map said this club was close. When I arrived about 10 PM the place was way too quiet. Four dancers were…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

This place is my go to...

This place is my go to when I'm traveling thru this area. There is no place I've been to (Upstate NY, Las Vegas, Miami)that beats V-Jays in sheer value. The decor is shabby…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I went to Coliseum about two...

I went to Coliseum about two weeks ago around noon. You are charged for valet parking and coat check but there is no cover at that time and you can sit at the bar…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

The old "Uncle Harry's" is now...

The old "Uncle Harry's" is now completely changed into a production line copy of the Scores chain. The outside is still "old strip club in an industrial park by the port," but inside it…

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Visited on a Saturday night at...

Visited on a Saturday night at 7:30. I read the review below by "1894" and decided to check it out (He mentioned $5 lap dance). BTW, $5 lap dance only happens on Monday, otherwise it's…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Arrived late Wednesday. It's in...

Arrived late Wednesday. It's in a strip mall on Valley Blvd. in La Puente, technically, but might as well be in COI. The place is very darkly lit and gives a "no frills"…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good looking girls for a Sunday...

Good looking girls for a Sunday at a Greensboro Club. Travel a lot in North Carolina and stop at many adult bars to say. A few new girls, some experienced as well. Girls can really…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Traveling through Connecticut on Friday I...

Traveling through Connecticut on Friday I dropped in on one of my old favorite Ruby's, right off 95. I was hoping to see some of my old favorites, but there has been a lot of…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Stopped in a this club...

Stopped in a this club while passing by. Selected this club based on the prior reviews. Easy to get to. The physical building was noting special outside. The inside was…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Went here on a Wednesday night...

Went here on a Wednesday night after work, and there were about 4-5 dancers. Great club! Also cheap food and beer. Most girls were 6-7 on average, and there were a couple of 8's. The…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The club has an old theater...

The club has an old theater vibe. The stage is "T" shaped. There are seats on either side of the stage a few rows deep. Then there is a back section, like…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Club appearance is the same as...

Club appearance is the same as all the other reviews state. Upscale. Stopped in before day shift ended (around 5:30) to get a view of both day and night shift. Mandatory $7…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

This place is lame. I went...

This place is lame. I went on a Friday night and there were only two acceptable girls there. And the dances suck. Security looming everywhere and the girls scared shitless of them. I've had some…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Love this place, used to go...

Love this place, used to go here often years ago before the enhanced license to cross border started. Now it sometimes is a long wait to cross bridge from Buffalo. The dancers here are so…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went in for relaxation got more...

Went in for relaxation got more than that , when I saw this thick lil lady come out I knew I had to get some of that soon. Went in there Friday night just to get…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

One of our favorites in the...

One of our favorites in the DFW area. We like to get there early - to get a good seat and then hold on for the ride. Gets pretty busy the later it…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to Spearmint Rhino for our second time on a Sunday night around 11PM. It was suprisingly uncrowded. It was a couple weeks before Christmas and I guess this…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Not a fan. Didn't expect...

Not a fan. Didn't expect to pay $10 cover charge per person on a Wednesday night. Parking lot was about half-filled. Had no trouble finding a place to park. Security on…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Tried EB early one Sunday afternoon....

Tried EB early one Sunday afternoon. Usually, I hit clubs in the evening, but decided to check out the vibe on a week-end. Arrived at 1:00 which was perfect. Most of the…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night with a couple of friends. There were a ton of beautiful girls there. There is no cover charge for the main level (lower brass) and an upper…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Sadly, the glory days for this...

Sadly, the glory days for this club are far behind it, though it obviously is a much cleaner, safer place than the rest of the block. I feel a little sorry for them -- thanks…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

i cam here for after hours...

i cam here for after hours and they club has pretty nice set up with plenty of space. i went with my boyfriend and as soon as we got in we were walked to a…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

I've only been here a few...

I've only been here a few times so I can't say I'm super familiar with this club. I did go a few months back and found them having an amateur contest on either a…

Skippers Club

Warren, Ohio

Hadn't been in a while when...

Hadn't been in a while when I stopped last Thursday. There were a few new to me faces. Rayna is back at the club. Maybe it was an off night, but the…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

About every 6 months I have...

About every 6 months I have the urge to stop by Christie's and every time the disappointment increases. On a Monday around 11pm I drove by and noticed the parking lot wasn't completely dead, so…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I get to this club from...

I get to this club from time to time and have almost always enjoyed myself here. They have some beautiful dancers in all different flavors and shapes. I've found the girls that work…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in Sunday around 9. I...

Stopped in Sunday around 9. I prefer this club weekdays during day shift, however I had some time to kill. 1/2 price cover and a free drink with a card from a previous visit kept things…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

I don't live in Indy so...

I don't live in Indy so I only frequent the clubs 4-5 times a year when I visit from Cincy. I was in town for a company event and after it wrapped about midnight decided to…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

This has been one of the...

This has been one of the best clubs I have visited in the phoenix area, most of the girls are smoking hot and can carry out a good conversation. The best thing about this club…

Thee Whiskey Tavern

Columbia, South Carolina

Thee Whiskey Tavern is "Thee DIRTY...

Thee Whiskey Tavern is "Thee DIRTY South Experience." My Ex-girlfriend works at Thee Whiskey Tavern on the weekends, so I'm writing this review for two reasons. Reason #1: To Give TUSCL an honest assessment of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Actually arrived at around 10 pm...

Actually arrived at around 10 pm and left at closing. The place has been describe many times before, and there was no change on this visit. I actually lucked out on a drink…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

It is one of the best...

It is one of the best clubs I have ever visited. Stopped by here on a Sunday evening. Close to highway. Decided to stop by to break monotony of a long day of driving. The…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This club has become my go-to...

This club has become my go-to place in the last couple of months. My visits have all been on Saturday nights after 10 PM. This club is little far from the place I live but…

Blush

Commack, New York

Been on LI on business and...

Been on LI on business and decided to try a few clubs to see what the landscape is like.. Stopped last Mon at 9 and this place was absolutely dead. No cover (one of the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I often travel to buffalo overnight...

I often travel to buffalo overnight for work and always cross the border to go to sundowner. Now I even stay in Niagara due to the value of the hotels there. I have been doing…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

ok I visit the Orlando area...

ok I visit the Orlando area often maybe once or twice a year the last 3-4 years but this time I actually decided to hit the strip clubs up just to see what its like…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

After Blush, decided to try The...

After Blush, decided to try The Scene as it was nearby. Nice location and sizable building. Walked in and met with a nod by the bouncer.. Again, no cover even though it was after 10.…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been here like 3-4...

I have been here like 3-4 times in the last 2-3 months. On my first visit, I was sent away by the bouncer at the door saying that my black cotton khaki trouser looked like…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

SC's are a favorite spot to...

SC's are a favorite spot to watch football. If I wanted straight up LDs, I would have headed over to HiLi. However I really wanted to watch the games and have some attractive distractions during…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

I rolled in to flash dancers...

I rolled in to flash dancers a tad bit later after dollhouse.. ok this is a little more my speed here... came in paid a $10 cover .. found out dance priced were still 10 a…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited the BM on Saturday...

I visited the BM on Saturday afternoon to check out the state of the morning shift. There were 8 dancers on shift only 2 of whom I recognized (clover & dulce), the others were new…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

First if all. I like this...

First if all. I like this place. Very hot women and a lot of ink, which I personally like. I have some issues with this place for sure: No mileage at all for $20 lap dance.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Typical trip to club O. The...

Typical trip to club O. The dancers were friendly and a little pushy...but not toopushy. Dances are reasonable at $20 and YMMV depending on the girl. This is essentailly a black club with white chicks…

Tan Fannies

Panama City, Florida

This place is located in one...

This place is located in one of the nicer places in town. This strip club seems a little out of place. I have been here about 4 times in the past year, its usually a…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I stopped here after work...

I stopped here after work last week and and had a fairly good time with out spending too much money. the club was clean and for an afternoon crowd it was not as empty…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I checked out Cowboys kind of...

I checked out Cowboys kind of early last Saturday night. I got there early enough for the "shift change" - most of the day shift girls were on their way out, and the night…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Over all a disappointment. Very...

Over all a disappointment. Very few dancers and even fewer of quality. Definitely a less friendly vibe than I would see at many other local clubs. Drinks are well priced and potent…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Went on a random Wednesday because...

Went on a random Wednesday because its been a while. Really not much changes about the den Same layout normal filling too. Some patrons by the stage and a few on the landing in the…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

My wife and I have been...

My wife and I have been to many strip clubs in california and nevada and Union Jacks is far better than the clubs of both cities. Half of the girls are extremely friendly and will…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Visited this place after a few...

Visited this place after a few months away. It is generally the same as before. Small bar and a catwalk behind it that rarely gets used. Pretty dirty & run down place. Only spanish music…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Alright, I have visited almost all...

Alright, I have visited almost all the clubs in and around the (in)famous COI area. Let me put one thing to rest. Paradise beats other COI clubs, especially Synn hands down. I have visited both…

Carousel Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Unable to find real info on...

Unable to find real info on this place, I went in not knowing exactly what to expect; surprise. As an outsider, you may get completely ignored for quite a while. Just stick around, tip when a…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Well I was in Memphis last...

Well I was in Memphis last week and decided to stop my old fun place .....the Gold Club. Not the same as it used to be. Gone is Leslie with her gigantic boobies for fun…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday evening. It was my first time here so didn't know what to expect. The club has an attached motel with basic, comfortable and clean rooms for only…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Back In Atlanta for business...my 2nd...

Back In Atlanta for business...my 2nd time to Oasis. This place has a huge safe and secure parking lot and it's not too far off the expressway. I arrived before 6pm so no cover…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

As others have stated, this club...

As others have stated, this club has some of the nicest decor in the area. I thought that the club was fairly clean, whcih is a must for me. The club was very busy the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Visited in Mid-December for Wednesday two...

Visited in Mid-December for Wednesday two for one, and free admission before 6:30pm (You do have to buy a $6 drink though). I had been hear once before and had found myself missing Ginger a…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Figured it was time to give...

Figured it was time to give Monroe's another shot. After a great meal up the street at another establishment, had some time to kill so thought I would stop in. Needless to say it was…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

So I haven't been to the...

So I haven't been to the Eubanks club in quite awhile. So I decided to check it out and see the talent there. Walked in showed i.d. ,then was checked by doorman. Was pleasantly surprised…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Let it be stated on record,...

Let it be stated on record, if there had ever been a question, January 18, 2015 is the date in which Red Diamond became the best gentleman's club in Chicago. On this particular night, porn…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business for a few days and wanted to stop by a club that I had heard a few good things about. Went in after a business meeting and was very…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have been to a few...

I have been to a few of the bigger clubs in INDy and thought to venture out a bit to see if the action was better at someof the smaller clubs. this was the first…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

This is a very large, classy...

This is a very large, classy club with a lot of tables and the most comfortable strip club chairs ever. The two stages in the main area and the one in the back aren’t overly…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Full nude club with all the...

Full nude club with all the making of a good time. Very clean and friendly bar staff. I did get into it with a strange dancer who went all weird on me... She…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

First off.. Military gets in Free!...

First off.. Military gets in Free! Second, the women are beautiful and well built. I was very happy with the class and quality of the girls. The dances were a negotiated price…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a business convention. After checking in to my hotel, I ventured out on the town by myself. After getting a bite to eat, I wandered into the Barely Legal…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review covers two Monday's and...

This review covers two Monday's and a Friday trip to follies. I had two great experiences and then nothing. On the first Monday I got a hightop in the corner next to the big VIP…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on Friday night. ...

Stopped in on Friday night. It about shift change and there were a few dancers lingering on the floor. The club itself is nice and they seemed to have renovated from years past.…

Happening Lounge

Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio

I was going through the Akron...

I was going through the Akron Clubs List on TUSCL and took note that I have been to almost every club in the Akron area. I had never been to a club in the Falls…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

This was a good option after...

This was a good option after leaving Hurricane Bettys down the street because some jealous girlfriend started throwing beer bottles... Came in later at night. There were a lot of good looking girls working. Most were…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Went to the Diamond Cabaret on...

Went to the Diamond Cabaret on Friday evening. Two couples on a double date. Started the evening at the CY Steakhouse, using a groupon. The meal was mostly good, but the initial course left a…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

For being in the lower part...

For being in the lower part of the state, I was amazed that some of the girls looked as good as they did. Some had the mommy belly, but even with that, they still look…

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, West Virginia

OK, against all reviews I figured...

OK, against all reviews I figured if it was a place with cheap skanks, it couldnt be all bad! I was wrong. I walked in at 8pm on a Monday evening (granted not…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

By far this place is a...

By far this place is a high value, but no frills place to go to get the job done, as others have mentioned. It has been open easily 40 years in some form and…

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Push up bra

I saw a dancer with huge fake tits and a serious push up bra. The push up bra was pushing them up so hard they could hardly be contained! She got on stage and started shaking those things around and…

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Cheating on Dancers

Have you ever had a dancer start giving you shit for hanging out with or doing dances with another dancer? If so, what did you tell them? When that happened I said I was actually cheating on them with you...

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Football

I am at Twin Peaks watching the Patriots/ Colts game and I saw something I never seen before. There is a guy at the table next to me, about 20 yrs old or so with his mom! Yes that's right...hos…

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deep thoughts

Booze free strip clubs that have "juice bars" usually don't have actual juice available. .. just soda and energy drinks, sometimes coffee.

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How many time I hae to pay the VIP's fee..?

1- If I got lap-dance in the VIP , and then I'd like to enter the VIP with another dancer ,should I pay the VIP's fee again ..? 2- How can i avoid buying a drink for the stripper…

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The perfect size for boobs.

Just large enough that I can get both of her nipples in my mouth at the same time.

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Dancers with a room temperature IQ

I know that most dancers are not dumb as dirt. Many can carry on an intelligent conversation, many seem to be of at least average intelligence, and there have been a few that I would call very intelligent. Nevertheless,…

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does follies have a 15min pleasure room ?

Planning a road trip to follies in the summer months to follies in Georgia. Was wondering if their was a 15min room for full service or if you could just pay $50 per song until climaxing

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What is #1 thing that gets you excited?

I recently had a 23 yo ask me that in VIP. She was willing to do anything that would really get me going. I told her that DFK was the trigger and I haven't bee kissed like that since I…

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Best spot for a bachelor party in RI or ma?

Planning a bachelor party for a good friend. Want to know best spots and why!

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OT: China Home Prices Fall in Fewer Cities as Demand Grows

New-home prices fell in fewer Chinese cities last month as some areas benefited from a recovery in housing sales after the government eased property curbs and cut interest rates for the first time since 2012." http://bloom.bg/1xhGhtR But Stevie-girl and The Economist said…

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Londonguy, please tell me this wasn't you...

I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit. www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a the Georgia border that says "Welcome…

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Dont leave your drink unattended !

Im bad for this. But last night was clubbing and i believe some one put a lil something extra in my cocktail I got real slow and the club lights had me captivated I stayed took a taxi home

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Hiring Dallas Strippers

Looking for a couple of strippers fro a birthday party. Anyone know of some hot freak ones, that'll do private shows?

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best line that YOU have used

There have been plenty of mentions of stripper shit (SS), but not much on the customer shit (CS) front. And let's be honest, not all of us are THAT honest (at least at SCs). My ATF (partially shown in my avatar)…

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Traveling for strip clubs

This is fun to do because you can save up money then pretend your something your not. For one night with a super hot stripper you can become the biggest baller ever. I deeply love bringing enough to pull a…

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Almost a 2AMer.

One man was shot through the arm at a strip club early Saturday morning but another escaped serious injury after he felt the bullet bounce off of his chest and land in his lap, police report. Police responded about 2:34…

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Smoking after Sex

I don't smoke unless after a great fuck. I usually go buy them $50 cigars to blow on. What do you smoke on ?

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@jerikson: are you gonna meet JS69 in LA?

I for one think that's be super fckn awesome. Irony if the frienemies of TUSCL'ERS forum would turn out to be besties IRL.

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Have Baptists, Mormons, Christians, Church of God fanatics, etc.......

stopped you in the slightest in going to strip clubs or finding a girl to pay for sex? I hear about the bible belt and religious morals fucking things up, I've never seen it or felt it

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Philly clubs

I'd appreciate some input on Philadelphia clubs from anyone who regularly goes to those clubs. Two questions: Some reviews refer to LE raids. Are those over or still ongoing on? I'm looking for beautiful young white women, high mileage, all natural, extras…

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How many women have you had?

I know this will probably result in some super inflated numbers. Just wondering what is average. In high school I slept with three girls. By the time I was out of college that number had turned into…

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proposition wagers with dancers

Once i used this lil gem and got a dancer to buy me 10 dances. First when i walked up to the bar i order mix drink. I pay with a $100 bill ( side note i memorized the numbers on…

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Offtopic This guy has been taking weather record observations for NOAA longer th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8uGxSh_4BU&feature=youtube_gdata_player He's over 100 and still working at it I believe.

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Offtopic. How big oil and the GOP can defeat Hillary, basically be a leader, e

Here's a link. I didn't think of it but it sounds like a great idea. link in next comment.

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Follow-up: I-94 Pile-up

Just a follow up to the thread about the multi-car pile-up on Interstate 94 near Battle Creek, Michigan The final count of vehicles involved stands at 193 which is higher than first reported. 133 on one side and 60 on…

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She Just Made My NIght

I was with my CF about six hours ago hanging around in her apartment. I was helping her cleanup the place and also have some time for her. It was just another visiting night, I was expected to come in…

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OT: Consumer Sentiment in U.S. Surges to 11-Year High

"The University of Michigan preliminary consumer sentiment index for January rose to an 11-year high of 98.2, exceeding the median forecast of economists surveyed by Bloomberg, from a final reading of 93.6 the prior month, according to a report Friday." http://bloom.bg/1ucspQl Big…

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Dinner and Movie dates

How comon is making dinner and movie dates to babie step a non extras girl outside the club for some OTC fun (thanks clubber for the glossary)

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rickdugan and jerikson40 are both fagggots!

Title says it all!

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What you gonna do?

What you gonna do...What you gonna do when they cum on you...Bad girls...Bad girls

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Justin Verlander Strikes Out Proposing To Kate Upton

http://okmagazine.com/photos/justin-verlander-kate-upton-proposed-she-said-no-marriage/photo/1001185126/ My theory....She is holding out for Motor.

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OK - Don't Look

http://forum.santabanta.com/showthread.htm?223886-Rocking-babes-in-Tight-yoga-Pants/page2

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physical fitness

As i type this out in the parking lot of my gym im reminded how just important good hygiene and being fit helps in scoring the touchdown with exotic dancers.

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Interesting Article

Interesting article on several fronts. http://dailym.ai/1CgIokL 1. Yet another guy with a yoga pants fetish. 2. I don't agree that she's necessarily blessed in the looks department, but that's just me. 3. Thank the strip club gods that most other…

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OT: Methamphetamine Addiction

How prevalent is this problem, and the use of illicit drugs in general? Is it getting worse or is it getting better? For myself I have zero interest in drugs, alcohol, or tobacco, and I am completely opposed to all…

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Alone

Not sure when this started happening but I've really started enjoying living life by my self. I'm a older man well I'm youngish but early ages of getting old (38). I've had 2 marriages. I've had my kids (5 total…

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When does having "the simple itch"?

When does having the simple "itch" turn into "OMG I woke up with what"? Roadtrips are the only times it has happened to me. Before you ask....alcohol was not involved as it would have provided a plausible excuse in the rationalization…

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Houston Clubs

I travel to Houston for work and when I do I go to St James. This place is huge and used to be great for lap dances, girls were very two way friendly and even offer up extra's. I'm not…

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Rival Russian gangsters shoot each other in strip club as semi-naked women dive

See video here, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2913274/Rival-Russian-gangsters-shoot-strip-club-semi-naked-women-dive-cover-mobster-flirted-attractive-girl-group.html

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This is some fucked-up shit right here

If you thought RickDugan chasing hunchbacks was fucked up, prepare to be knocked out of your socks.... http://jezebel.com/this-interview-with-a-woman-dating-her-father-will-haun-1679768194 There is no place good that this is going. This union will no doubt produce a mutant cannibal child that wears the skin of…

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jv

So "jv" is a term (at least as far as I know) that is used to designate junior varsity. Such as, "members of a team who are not the main players". We all knew Troop, well the older members, now I…

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Sumerville, NJ

Hey guys, heading out to Somerville NJ this weekend, any suggestions?

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In Praise of The Under Boob

Not all strippers/Dancers have them and they do not seem to be that much abundant either. But you know when you see one there is something jumping already in you and you can't help but approach her. So far, I consider…

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Things you should've said on your last visit....

Taking a page from SW. We've all had thing we wished we would have said to a manager, bartender, bouncer, club patron, and stripper at some point. Vent away...

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POLE DANCE COMPETITION @ SCORES DETROIT $1750 IN CASH!

Scores Detroit is holding a pole dancing competition tomorrow (Friday, January 16th) and giving away $1750 in cash to the best pole dancers in Metro Detroit! You do not want to miss this one!

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stripper troubleshooting

Having an issue with dancers saying they need their car fixed or need rent money to save them from eviction but they are unwilling to have sex for the funds

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I married my CF today

That's right. Married! I rolled up a twenty in the shape of distorted ring and asked the fine bartender to sc marry us. The only stipulation is she is free to fuck, and dance for, any guy she wants and…

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No true male equivalency to Stripping

So I noticed that strip clubs, strip clubbers and strippers are a a super popular trend compared to the days of the 60s. Now when you say to your co-workers (while not around other women still) you went to the…

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Say what?

I saw the following quote in a website of WSVN in Miami. It was about street monitoring cameras. "The upgrade costs $700,000 in federal funds and does not come from taxpayer money." Now where does the federal government get any…

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Did you know you can save 15% with Geico in 15 minutes or less?

Every one knows that...Did you know that Jerikson freaks out at all you can eat buffets? J: hey man, You're taking all the shrimp Man: I know, Its a buffet J: I want some too. Man: Its all you an eat, you'll have to…

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Mississauga Strip Clubs

Hey guys, Just looking for some insight on the Mississauga strip clubs - like I know Pure Gold is a hot spot And Ive heard Great things about Atlantis and Midway but unsure where to check out next. Anybody have…

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Taking a trip with a dancer

I've got a 3 day trip planned with my DS in a couple of weeks. I'm very comfortable with this young girl, and we know one another pretty well. But I'm still a little uncertain what it'll be like to…

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She says...

She was a 9, if not a full 9 then definitely a very high 8. Simply beautiful. Tall slender, brunette, with what appear to be full natural breasts. (Sometime I can’t tell on the mid-range ones that are not oversize…

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Good Conversation

Hey so I've never really gotten the conversation thing down packed every guy is different and you guys are all very mysterious. Bottom line if I walk up and start talking all nasty make some man uncomfortable then I'm fucked…

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Stripper Sleepover

I heard from what my CF said a while ago there was one stripper working in the club who was basically homeless. She asked my CF if she could spend the night (sleepover) and she would find a way to…

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Opening a can of worms @ Casa Diablo Portland ?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/strippers-sue-vegan-strip-club-portland-article-1.2077728 What are the experts' thoughts on how this is going to affect the strip club scene in PDX? I think its going to be very interesting ;)

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Street Walkers in Phoenix

Just read LDK's street walker story and that got me thinking....Does anyone know where the street walkers are hanging out these days in Phoenix,Az? A few years ago you'd spot almost a dozen near 51stAve/McDowell and more on 27th Ave…

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OT: Brokers

For the guys on here who trade stocks, which brokerage firm do you use?

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Retirement

1.a. If working, what is your planned retirement age? b. If retired, how old were you when you retired? 2.a. Do you plan to go to strip clubs more or less when you retire? b. If retired,…

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Just for you big boob lovers.

http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/big-ts--german-woman-largest-boobs-universe-weigh-20-lbs--0_69arsc85tb76

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL THE FACTS OF LIFE EDITION

this edition is based on the 1980's tv sitcom the facts of life. here goes: fuck: tootie marry: blair sorry but gotta kill jo

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RickyBoy Scores a Blah OTC After 18 Months and $3000 Spent on Conversation

Wow! There must really be something to this System of his to score results like that: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=32722

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Anyone know if The Gentlemen's Club in Wellford SC is nude or topless?

The latest reviews don't say with the last review sounding more like a promotion than someone who visits strip clubs on his own. I somehow doubt it is because one review said it was not byob.

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Another PL getting burned w/ his credit card @ a SC

From a recent review of Treasures in Houston: “… I visited from out of state in December. There aren't clubs like these where I am from so I figured I would go out and have some fun after a successful job…

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OT: Proposed Regs for Prostitution

I have enough of a libertarian streak that I would not necessarily oppose prostitution being made legal. But if it is made legal, it will most assuredly be regulated. With that in mind, I have drawn up a…

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Extras in Akron/Cleveland Area Strip Clubs?

Fellas, I'll be in Akron for a few days next month and looking for the best club for extras. Help a brotha out?

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On Topic / Off Topic: White or Dark Meat?

On Topic: Strippers. White or Dark Meat? Off Topic: Chicken. White or Dark Meat? Strippers. Lots of white meat with occasional dark meat to keep it real. Chicken. Dark meat. Leg and thigh please.

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being in the moment

I have clubbed all over from extras clubs to air dance clubs, from west, east, north and south. I've clubbed with $30 up to $3,000 n my pocket in many different times and locations. The biggest peace of advice i could…

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Fuck guns...next time I got to FloriDUH Imma get me a shovel

Has this shit been posted? www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/thomas-allopenna-jonathan-crespo-shovel-gun_n_6457562.html Turns out that shovel beats gun. At least it does in FloriDUH.

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An Act of Worship

The following is a description of how to worship a dream stripper. Some of you need to get some tissues before you read on. You know who you are. OK. Now for the story. Hypocritical Christians think…

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Hot or Not?

Just loading an MP3 player and was thinking, Stevie Nicks, in her prime. Which?

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i'll make you a deal

For all those who insist that there's only one reason to go to a SC (whatever you claim that one reason is), I'll start observing your "rules" and log into TUSCL hourly just to see if you've posted any more…

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An Oldie But a Goodie

The Detroit Lions suck http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/detroit-blow-newspaper-headline.jpg

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rockstar666 better stay out of Floriduh.

https://twitter.com/keysnkrates/status/554693419743055872

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Sugar Daddies

Apparently I've spent all of my sugar daddy's money. I bought him lunch yesterday then just paid his admission to the club today. Is it time to move on? He's emotionally attached and I don't want to hurt his…

Tijuana

heading to tijuana next week...

Send me a message if you're down to come with...26.m coming from NC.

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Ft Wayne - Man serious after strip club attack

A man was stabbed in chest and arm early Sunday morning by a very heavy-set man at a strip club. According to a police report, the man was taken to the hospital in serious condition after he was stabbed by a…

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Palm Beach 2AMer.

Deputies are searching for several men after a man was shot in the buttocks outside of a West Palm Beach strip club Tuesday, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office press release.. The shooting happened at Sugar Daddy's at 704…

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A sincere offer to jerikson

Somebody please pm the text of my offer to jerikson. I'm going to be in LA in February, exact dates TBD. So I propose the following to resolve once and for all whether or not Jerikson is a woman. Jerikson, I…

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How to pay for a lap dance the StroDiggs way!

The ol' StroDiggs system is more convoluted than Ricky Boy's system. Monsieur Diggs spouts some BS, but his actual system is: 1. Realize you're a loser that can't afford a lap dance. 2. Write a book with some nonsense about how…

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Smack That Ass

I've had a few dancers over the years ask me during a lap dance to spank them. And I do, being very gentle of course. But then they say, no, really spank me. So I do it a little harder.…

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Bartender Chick

Dude, I was driving along McLoughlin and decided to stop by Blush strip club. I walked in and the place was pretty much dead, but when I saw the bartender I was like--whoa man--she was F-ing pretty awesome. So I stuck…

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Meeting Up with TUSCLrs

I may have an opportunity to meet up with a fellow TUSCL user later in the year (nothing imminent). While I think it would be fun to meet at a club and hang out a bit and perhaps compare notes,…

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Happy Birthday, Shadowcat.

Happy Birthday to Shadowcat. Thanks for your many contributions to TUSCL.

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I hate to report this Miami 2AMer but it is news.

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A South Florida Woman is in a coma and on life support after being shot in the back of the head during a shootout outside a Miami strip club, police said. According to Miami-Dade police, in the early…

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Real vs. stage names

Is it just me, or are strippers much more likely than they were ten years ago to give you their real names in addition to, or even instead of, their stage names? Increasingly often, it seems, I will tip…

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Wild goose was not a topless bar...i was a dancer/stripper there

it says that the wild goose was a topless bar. it was not. it was a totally nude bar. i was one of the dancers there in the early 70's. i had been a secretary at…

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Dancer names – important to you or not ?

I’m not into the fave dancer/club thing; I like variety w.r.t. dancers and clubs and I’m rarely looking to hook up with the same dancer again – thus knowing dancers’ names is not important to me besides the fact I…

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Check out the Sausage Castle in where else but Floriduh.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-sausage-castle-is-the-most-depraved-and-holsome-house-in-florida-456

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WORST strip club song

A bit of background: I was getting a "massage" at a spa and noticed that the radio was tuned to a Christian music station. I'm not especially religious so the background music did not detract from the experience.…

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Question?

Why is it called a "girlfriend experience" instead of a "wife experience"?

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After long hiatus

Readdy to club everyday this week after work!!! It's my birthday week and I'm celebrating every night!! I have a couple clubs in mind and Imma give this one other club another chance cause it was so boring last…

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OT: Heinz 57 or A1?

Heinz 57