Been a long time since I...

Been a long time since I have had a truly successful trip to H8N that wasn't a Monday. Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon before heading out of town on a flight. Tried Bogies first, but it was just the usual suspects. After a short period, I got a pass and came to H8N. Boy am I glad I did. This was a trip like no other for me as I get to unexpectedly mark off a bucket list item.

The usual information is well documented, but for review, parking is OK and relatively safe. Club is OK inside, nothing special and stage design leaves room for improvement for sure. Club is smokey and you will smell like it. Typical shot girls at a Hamilton club. $10 wrist band for VIP, which is basically a metal table chair in a plywood booth with a thin black curtain. Not a place to take your shoes off in, don't know how the dancers do it.

About 6 girls working this day. One sorry to say was scary, 4 average to good, one that I found just outright sexy with that innocent girl next door look going on. Waitress was a AA girl that was just smoking hot herself. Beautiful rounded butt, nice tits, and amazing (non-pushy) personality. I would have gave just about anything to get dances from her. Anyway, she definitely got good tips from me. As for the dancers, turned down a couple and then the innocent girl next door went on stage. Tipped her and she stopped by after her set. Had good conversation and we started talking about a variety of things. She had me already and I agreed to dances, but then the conversation turned into something I was not expecting. We started talking about squirting being real or fake and she swore it was real. Then proceeded to offer to show me and prove it. She told me exactly what to expect and she wasn't kidding. After introducing me to the finer aspects of her technique, her pocket filled and exploded all over me. My whole front side looked like it had a Gatorade shower and I was soaking wet. She asked what I thought and I asked if it was a one time thing or if she could do it again. Well, we did it two more times, each with the same result. I literally now looked like the front side of me went body surfing in the ocean. I was beyond soaked. For those doubters, I was one of them, there was no urine smell or taste (it hit me everywhere including the face) and there was so much of it, it could not have been fake. She was not drinking bottles of water in preparation to deliver a watered down golden (clear) shower or anything like that. It was a conversation had after I had already agreed to dances and about 30 seconds before doing so. There was no opportunity for her to prep this. I did exactly what she told me, and as much as I would like to take credit for this, it was all her I am sure. I could have done that all day. I am sure the amusement was much for fun for me than her. Well, that was just the first two songs of an agreed upon four. She already had a huge smile on my face and then proceeded to put on a bigger on it for the remaining two songs. Paid the $80 agreed and tipped an extra $20 (without her asking for it, in fact, I asked what I owed and she said $80) and she was happy. So was I. I can safely say, all the people who saw me walk out of there I am sure wondered what the heck happened or thought she threw a drink (or the entire bar) on me for misbehaving. If they only knew. Wow. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected to find such a gem at H8N of all places. Needless to say, I will be back and this will likely be my first stop from now on. I am just thankful I was heading to the airport and had a suitcase with clean clothes in it and there was a gas station with a shower near by the interstate.