I was having great conversation with this girl at a store the other day. She is a gorgeous Latina, she is just my type. We exchanged numbers, I was definitely thinking of fucking her eventually. Before she left I asked her age (she looked to be 21). She said she's 17. Damn it! I'm 26. I guess I could have been in a relationship with her without fucking until she turned 18? Nah, my dick can't handle that.
I deleted her number when I got home.
Why does this shit always happen to me? SMH


Her birthday could have been the next day. You should have asked. Or she should have lied and said 18.