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Numbers of breast implants! Brilliant!

Mar 14, 2015, 5:39 AM
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4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!

The US is #1 in number of breast implant surgeries but some of the other countries my surprise you! dailynewsdig.com

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4got2wipe

I know they should have done their statistics per capita! But who cares! Just check out the nipples on Miss Brazil! Brilliant!

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sharkhunter

hmmm, interesting statistics, over 300,000 breast implants in the US where there are about 400,000 strippers. Of course I don't know how the percentage of implants for strippers compares to the regular non stripper population. For today, let's assume it's 3.1415926 times the regular non stripper population. That's a lot of boob. :)

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4got2wipe

Brilliant! I knew someone would connect breast implants to pi today!

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4got2wipe

Can we figure out a way to bring in e and the square root of -1? That would be truly brilliant!

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crazyjoe

Pie makes them round...Brilliant!

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tumblingdice

I was all over a set last night,they really don't do anything for me.Crazyjoe!In my best Charles Barkley,"You're a knucklehead".

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Tiredtraveler

Fake tits are a full point reduction.

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sharkhunter

I don't care if they are real or fake, I care more about looks and feel. If they look good and feel good, I'm good.

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sharkhunter

hmmm, makes me wonder if certain symmetries in the breast look more pleasing to the eye in certain ratios, I may have to draw some round circles in autocad.

Maybe if you said the depth or height of the breast looks great if it pi times the diameter of the tits times one specific value. I might need to study some tits. just purely scientific reasons of course.

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ATACdawg

@4got: The square root of -1? You're imagining things!

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4got2wipe

"@4got: The square root of -1? You're imagining things!" Brilliant!

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jackslash

4got, Euler did this:

e^{i \pi} + 1 = 0

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ilbbaicnl

On a scale of 1 to 10, 'i' is how much your fave really loves you.

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