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Mr. Rogers neighborhood

It is a beautiful clowdy day here, 47° and I am throwing snow balls off my balcony. I think I hit Dukey in the bald spot on his head! He is pissed off yelling while choking on a drumstick.

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Two Minute Hate

jerikson40's recent discussion titled "Respects to Alucard" made me think of the last TUSCL member to arouse as much vitriol as jerikson40 seems to do, especially on the part of certain well-known trolls: Alucard himself. The whole "Let's…

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Good Ole Floriduh again.

A Kissimmee man was arrested early Saturday morning after getting aroused at a Clermont-area strip club and then getting confrontational when asked to leave, an arrest affidavit states. Brian Hannigan, 52, was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication, battery,…

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Have anyone ever kissed a stripper in the mouth?

I used to do that dumb shit a lot before I realized that the bitch could have given head to some douchebag before me and I am just lucky that I haven't catch anything serious.

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OT: Bloomberg: Young Home Buyers Return in U.S. as Economy Accelerates

"After Damien and Tina Bucci were approved for a mortgage in 2012, they decided they couldn’t afford the biggest purchase of their lives without greater confidence in the U.S. economy. Next month, they will close on their first home --…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Ok neighborhood surrounding club. It's in...

Ok neighborhood surrounding club. It's in a busy part of town. I got there about 1pm on a Monday no cover charge and you must remove your hat. Crazy Horse Bedford is clean, has newer…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lido's is my favorite Cocoa club....

Lido's is my favorite Cocoa club. I've stopped in many times in the past few months(usually on the weekends), and have rarely been disappointed. This place is way better than Inner Room now…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Used to think Scarlett's was better...

Used to think Scarlett's was better , still true in terms of hot girls- but, cheetahs is way better for lap dances . Been here three times and sampled 7-8 girls . $10 couch dance…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time visit to Hong Kong,...

First time visit to Hong Kong, so I did my homework by reading the reviews on this site and taking notes. It really paid off. First off, a few things that I haven't seen covered…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Stopped by here after having been...

Stopped by here after having been to Hong Kong, where I took a girl upstairs. I'm in my 50's, so I'm really only good for one pop a day. So my visit to…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I visited the MBOT on a...

I visited the MBOT on a late weekday afternoon. Since it was the middle of the day, there weren't that many dancers on duty. As soon as a dancer went off, it took 5-10 min…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

I decided to pay PTs a...

I decided to pay PTs a visit around midnight on a Saturday with a buddy of mine. I have not been to this place in years but things have really changed. The outside does…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Club is very easy to get...

Club is very easy to get to coming from the East. Harder if coming from Chicago. Small parking lot but seems to be safe. The big news is that the club recently…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

1st visit here. You do have...

1st visit here. You do have to have a membership. No one checked my ID so I gave them a false address & name. Yeah, I'm paranoid. Negatives: (1)Place is too dark. Felt like I…

G String

Akron, Ohio

I visited Lucky this past Saturday...

I visited Lucky this past Saturday evening. This is a small little corner bar West of Akron. Being a Shot & a Beer joint, the bartenders seem to be family members. The parking lot in…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Took a rare trip into a...

Took a rare trip into a Manhattan club the other week, on a Tuesday night, and decided to see what Exec. Club is all about. First of all, it's Manhattan. $10 beers, $20 drinks. The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This place is crazy and is...

This place is crazy and is bizarre, but it's really growing on me. I go to get a dance from this hot blonde, and within seconds she's puking in the trash can. Disaster, I'm thinking.…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Came to the club two nights...

Came to the club two nights in a row, Sunday late night and Monday evening. You park valet which is free except for a tip and then it's 10 cover with their online pass. Have…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

First time here, seems like a...

First time here, seems like a decent place. No cover charge, $4 Coors Light. Waitress was the hottest one there but dancers were decent looking, and unlike Lookers no fatties or AARP members. Dancers…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Arrived Sunday 6pm, left around midnight....

Arrived Sunday 6pm, left around midnight. 4-5 girls on shift, every single one of them was STUNNING. Fall-in-love face and tight-hot model-quality bodies. All super nice & friendly. Died and went to heaven. My 2…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

stopped in one night early while...

stopped in one night early while driving through town .... place was good in upkeep but kinda empty .... usual neon .... sat at bar bar and ordered a coke .... place looked like…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Lazy Sunday night - out for...

Lazy Sunday night - out for a few drinks - after watching the NFL playoffs. Decided it was time to unwind at a strip club. In Miami, we have a ton of good…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped in when in town for...

Stopped in when in town for business. It is right by the airport & tucked back from the road. The club is nicely done, the interior is well done and there are a lot of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I went on a saturday night...

I went on a saturday night for a bachelor party with some of my buddies. The outlook of the club isnt as bad as some say. I do like that it has two floors. If…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went to tootsie club in miami...

Went to tootsie club in miami on a thursday afternoon and found the following. The parking was plentyful and right next to the entrance of the club. There is no entrance fee during the daytime…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This is getting to be my...

This is getting to be my favorite place because of the amount of "mileage" you get for you dollar. I did a number of private LD's in the corner LD room which is a room…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

I had been reviewing exotic massage...

I had been reviewing exotic massage parlours for a while, and after taking care of some business in Missisauga for the day I decided to have someone massage my "stress" away. Blue Lagoon Spa…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Club Blaze has never impressed me...

Club Blaze has never impressed me even though a number of friends like going here. I have tried to give this club a chance mainly during daytime visits, time and time again, but I…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I go to this club time...

I go to this club time to time when I'm looking for a laid back good time and some good mileage vs. the glamor and glitz of say P10 on a Saturday night which is…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I don't have the budget to...

I don't have the budget to really enjoy a lot of the clubs in South Florida, but Cheetah is a pretty solid club that offers a good time without completely bankrupting you. $5 cover charge. Layout-wise,…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Well, I frequent the Ebony Inn...

Well, I frequent the Ebony Inn and also know management and 90% of the dancers, so my review is for those who want true insight on the club. "The Inn" is probably the only club…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Was on a business trip last...

Was on a business trip last week right after Christmas. Nice looking place on the outside. Valet parking cost $8 plus tip. Entry fee was $20. It was packed to the gills! My friends and…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Decided to stop in on a...

Decided to stop in on a Sunday a few weeks back. My second visit here. Club is easy to find right off the highway. Large parking lot. 10 dollar cover to…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It's been quite a while since...

It's been quite a while since I spent any real time at Cheerleaders - not counting a beer or two before or after a game. I was curious to see what the new…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

By and far my favorite haunt....

By and far my favorite haunt. While the notorious tip parades are ever present, one cannot argue that the always revolving talent and 2-4-1 drinks are welcome in this prt of town. Considering that most…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

My first time at the club....

My first time at the club. It wasn't that busy with about 1 dancer for every 2 or 3 customers. The dancers were average in my opinion - a little on the chubby…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

One of the best clubs I've...

One of the best clubs I've visited in the Valley. Was in town on business and stopped by after some morning meetings to grab a drink and unwind before hitting the Casinos. Decided to get…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Went there on a Saturday afternoon...

Went there on a Saturday afternoon while in the area. There is plenty of parking in the paved lot. The condition of the place has been covered in other reviews but I saw a sign…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Made another trip to Arnies. The...

Made another trip to Arnies. The thing I like about Arnie's is that you can go in and check out who is working without a cover charge. They have a 2 drink minimum, but I've…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I tried Crazy Horse once about...

I tried Crazy Horse once about a year ago and wasn't very impressed. Then, in early December, I decided to give it another shot and found that it had improved considerably. Since it had gotten…

Tahiti Bar and Table Dance Club

Stuttgart, Germany

Was for business over an visit...

Was for business over an visit this club. Great place, good atmosphere. Different than in the states. Dancers were actually very pretty; I would say prettier than most strip clubs around Stuttgart. A wide variety of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Have not gone to the Hiliter...

Have not gone to the Hiliter in a while. Decided to go on a Friday afternoon for a change. I normally go to my favorite clubs, but I decided to try something different. Glad I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Once again I left the Blue...

Once again I left the Blue Moon with a smile on my face and sticky wet spot in my shorts. I always go in wanting to try a new girl but end up with one…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

This is my regular club, I've...

This is my regular club, I've just been slack on posting reviews. After the renovation has been complete and it's been fully transformed to Scores, the dancer quality has gone up, yet I can…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

What can I say, simple neighborhood...

What can I say, simple neighborhood bar. Probably 4 patrons, some of them looked like they had been there all day. Sat down and got a beer, watched a blonde dance on the pallet, she…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue Basement on...

Back to the Blue Basement on a recent Monday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover at the door and took a seat at the bar for a $3.50 glass of beer in a SMALL glass.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

i visited this club last month,...

i visited this club last month, i was in Tijuana so i decided to pay a visit to the famous HK club. at first it was something new for me because allthe area of the city…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Passing through Toronto over the holidays,...

Passing through Toronto over the holidays, I decided to pop into my fave spot. It was a quiet Monday night, in terms of patrons in the club. But there were a surprising number of dancers.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Great place to enjoy some free...

Great place to enjoy some free time, even with the changes associated with the negotiations with the city of Brookhaven. Most noticeable changes are that the VIP rooms are less private with large open…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I made another trip to Arnie's...

I made another trip to Arnie's a couple of weeks ago. It is still one of my favorite clubs in the Chicago area. As many others have most likely posted this is primarily…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Totally agree with other reviewers who've...

Totally agree with other reviewers who've called this a sports bar with dancers. To elaborate, the seating surrounds the large, rectangular bar, so there are TV's on every wall. The wall to the…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

This place is definitely unique and...

This place is definitely unique and seems to be consistently nice and run well. We tend to go there every month or so. The club is at the end of a strip mall.…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

I can verify that they have...

I can verify that they have raised the dance prices and basically destroyed my favorite club. Its $35 per song (they still do some 2 for 1s). Good bartenders gone. Still some…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

My second visit to this club...

My second visit to this club hoping a repeat of my 1st visit's good time. Club layout is the same, though this time I did get the limo service which included the ride in an…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

I always stop by here to...

I always stop by here to see if things have changed. They used to always have at least a few friendly girls in the 8-9 range. But I haven't found that here in…

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, Texas

Some great looking women with some...

Some great looking women with some stretch marks. I guess a mom has to do what mom has to do. Over all not too bad. They let you smoke and they do have a private…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I have visited Bazooka's both during...

I have visited Bazooka's both during the day and at night. It is $10 to get into the club during the day. Water and soda are free other than on the weekend. On this Monday…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Second of three clubs visited this...

Second of three clubs visited this Monday afternoon. Not any better than tge first, Lusty's. One girl looked good from behind as she banged away on her cell phone but when she looked up,…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Called Oddball Cabaret now, but pretty...

Called Oddball Cabaret now, but pretty much same operation as last few years. Stage remodeled from a couple of years ago, and it's an improvement. Dance booths remodeled recently and not so much of…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

On this Monday afternoon this was...

On this Monday afternoon this was by far the best of the three clubs visited. This is a comfortable, neighborhood bar that happens to have dancers. The quality of the girls was lacking but a…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

My girlfriend and I went for...

My girlfriend and I went for her birthday since we had heard the first visit was free. That's not entirely true unfortunately. The regular entrance fee is waived, but you since have to spend $20…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

After being rather disappointed the last...

After being rather disappointed the last several times I've gone to Tootsies, I was in for a pleasant surprised. I went in on a Thursday evening and stayed until about 10pm. While it was still…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

This place and moonlight lounge are...

This place and moonlight lounge are next to each other. Watch boards carefully before entering. The entire club is small and has about 10-15 chairs for customers out of which nearly half are occupied by dancers. Predominantly…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I recently went back to the...

I recently went back to the rama. I had a wonderful time. I blew threw a lot of money but I had a great time. In all seriousness do not expect any extras at all.…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

On this Monday afternoon this was...

On this Monday afternoon this was by far the best of the three clubs visited. This is a comfortable, neighborhood bar that happens to have dancers. The quality of the girls was lacking but a…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Second of three clubs visited this...

Second of three clubs visited this Monday afternoon. Not any better than tge first, Lusty's. One girl looked good from behind as she banged away on her cell phone but when she looked up,…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

As has been discussed this place...

As has been discussed this place is an absolute dive in which new strains of super bacteria are likely evolving. The best number rating I gave is 7 for "monetary value" because anything could…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

back after long lull in club...

back after long lull in club visits. Oasis still has the hottest dancers. plenty of parking with no charge. lots of girls on duty. tipped several at the stage. tall, busty…

Fantasy Ranch

Centerview, Missouri

I travel to Warrensburg a lot,...

I travel to Warrensburg a lot, so I thought I'd give the Ranch another try. Not much changed since my last visit. Still offered three free dances for one. Most of the dancers were sitting…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This club is decent in it's...

This club is decent in it's facility. It's not the greatest but not low end either. It's in a strip center and is pretty small in terms of square footage. When I was there…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I usually stop by this club...

I usually stop by this club if Club 390 is slow, hoping that there is more excitement to be had. Every time I visit this club I am disappointed and wonder why I even stop…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in Friday evening about 9...

Stopped in Friday evening about 9 pm.went in and sat at bar. All Black customers and dancers with some white employees. Don't know if that's important but was only white customer. Parked on…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

this strip club is absolutely one...

this strip club is absolutely one of the best clubs I have ever been to. Huge open spaces, tons of seating, and best of all tons of gorgeous women. It is a little out of…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Visited this club after a long...

Visited this club after a long time and looks like the quality of dancers has improved significantly. I guess most of the dancers from opposite gold's club might have jumped ship. Being the chepo i…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I used to live a block...

I used to live a block away from here so I used to duck in frequently. Thought it might be descent with the Lions playoff game on. The place has made small changes…

Godfather The Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

15 dollar cover charge and small...

15 dollar cover charge and small with 1 stage. Very pricy for lap dances and or vip dances. Selection of girls is mixed. Make sure to bring cash if you need it as the ATM…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I have visited Tampa many times...

I have visited Tampa many times but finally have something that makes me excited to go back. Yep, Mons. It is a great club. The girls are absolutely smoking hot and very…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas recently for the...

Was in Vegas recently for the weekend and decided to go low key and visit LD. Having been there several times over the years, my experiences have gone from pretty good to hit or miss…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Fully Nude. Close to all casinos....

Fully Nude. Close to all casinos. Relatively safe location. Cab drivers know the spot. They recommend it. BYOB, which is fine, there is a bar next door. They let you leave to go get a…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Very nice club with a lot...

Very nice club with a lot of parking available in a well lit parking lot. As I enter there bare two long stages with I believe four giros on each side entertaining. If your looking…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Visited just before Christmas, was in...

Visited just before Christmas, was in town visiting friends. Not too much going on for a Tuesday night. The club hasn't changed too much, other than a couple new girls. Hung out…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Good place, worth visiting if you...

Good place, worth visiting if you have free time in Houston. Other clubs have better girls but it was a fun night with friends and they have beer specials that make your money last pretty…

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

I was driving through and saw...

I was driving through and saw the sign for on Border lounge so, I decided to stop by. It was busier than I thought it would be for a Monday afternoon. The club…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Visited Saturday Afternoon, as mentioned before...

Visited Saturday Afternoon, as mentioned before this club is much better since they stopped smoking in the club, easier to breathe, and you don't smell too much of smoke when you leave. New girl there Tuesday,…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I used to like Bazz &...

I used to like Bazz & Crue. But now I almost never step foot in this place. I came here on December 31, 2014. I had heard promotions on my car radio about Bazz and…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the Greektown area of downtown Detroit right by the casino. I went on a Friday night and it was quite busy. Greektown is probably the safest part of Detroit due…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

was on my way to airport...

was on my way to airport and decided to check this place. large parking area. .10 to get in and another.10 for a soft drink. This is a large club, but it looked lifeless. May…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I was able to make a stop, but I had some free time this past Sunday. I got there right as they opened, there was only one person other than…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Overall a great experience. First military...

Overall a great experience. First military discount so no cover charge. Club is dark and hazy with smoke, music was way too loud and the DJ annoying. The women on the other hand run the…

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Respects to Alucard

Wow, I feel bad...I just noticed on my ignore list I still have Mr. Alucard. He's dead, right? Wow, apologies to everyone. I guess we should remove names from our ignore lists when they pass away, huh? Okay, I removed

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Air tight system

You see im married and once i got a hard $500 its strip club junkie time. So i rent this studio apartment for my club life style and fucking hookers n. You boys have bullet proof systems ?

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Having cake and pie

I once thought this was a choice but life has yielded itself to me and i believe strong that a man can live a double life with his cute lil house wife and slutts on the corner How you feel boys

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Avatars that I lust after

I particularly lust after the avatars of Jestrite, Lopaw, ATACdawg, Tiredtraveler, Jabberwock, and azdd (especially if those tits are real). Would you guys mind posting links to the girls' larger pictures so we can see them up close?…

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Guy lost his mind when I monopolized a stripper for 2 hours

Seriously, the guy was practically bouncing in his chair. He was also staring at her, came over to her when she was walking to the bathroom and even said something to the bartender (we were sitting at the bar). How…

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Dallas strip club drama

It had been a couple of months since I had stopped at Jaguars. It's a nude club but I don't visit as often as Baby Dolls, which is topless and has more attractive dancers. My first time at Jaguars was…

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Dancer With Butt Plug

Here is the dancer with the Butt Plug. http://www.xoticspot.com/Alisin She's OK and fine, but there's another dancer way hotter than her that was with me that night. Thought you might like her.

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Resolution 2015 - ya, apologies for being "that guy"

So, I'm going to be that guy. The one who hits that one moment in life where it's time to get serious and he tells all his friends how serious he is being - - of course I've got…

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The System by RickyBoyDugan as revised by Dougster

The following is solely a portrayal of a "faggot" character and is provided for entertainment "and gay" purposes only. Nothing in the following article should be construed as representative of any heterosexual experience of, or activity conducted by,…

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My bucket list consist of fucking girls from different races.

Asian girls..........not yet Caucasian girls.......checked Black girl.............not yet Spanish girl..........not yet I would also love to fuck Indian girls, Europe chicks and mixed girls...even tho they already belong in one of those category.

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New England Patriots

New England Patriots is going to be the Superbowl Champion this year no matter you like it or not lol

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SlickSpic?

Does anybody know what has become of brother SlickSpic? He hasn't posted since December 23 which isn't typical at all. Hope that all is well with him and that he's just taking a time out.

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As Cool as the Other Side of the Pillow

RIP Stuart Scott. One of the best ever at ESPN.

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My Advice Regarding Women, Dating, and How to be a Real Man

Just doing a quick survey. Are y'all enjoying my advice regarding women, dating, and how to be a real man? I'm sure you can tell how enormously successful I have been in these areas and how I should be a…

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Supergirl

Rumor has it that Gemma Atkinson is the current favorite to play Supergirl in the upcoming TV show... www.break.com/picture-topics/gemma-atkinson-nude-photo With those tits she should be Power Girl. Fuck yeah!!!

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Was in the neighborhood after striking...

Was in the neighborhood after striking out at XTC. Decided to check out Sugars and give them another chance. Physically, the club is nice and has a nice raised VIP area, but I did not inquire…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

Well to say I had a...

Well to say I had a bad experience is an understatement. Do not get caught up in the moment, because there is a con-artist amongst the dancers. I had accepted the offer for…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I have visited Kahoots twice and...

I have visited Kahoots twice and do like the club. However, it is way too tempting and easy to spend way too much money here. The private dances only last for one song…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been awhile since I've been...

It's been awhile since I've been back to this club, but it's my ol reliable. It's my go-to bar for when I just need to shut my brain up and partake in some silly fun. Per…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

This is only the second club...

This is only the second club in NY I have ever been too and the differences from DC/Maryland clubs is staggering. These value of clubs up here have no sense of value. For $5/song in…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Tiffanys is not too big and...

Tiffanys is not too big and nothing special to look at. Once you get in and pay the $10 cover(night) or $5(day), you'll find a fairly open, if small, space with several small tables…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

The club is very nice in...

The club is very nice in appearance from the outside. I think it was recently remodeled. Upon entering the doorman asked if I wanted to purchase a wristband. I was not sure if I was…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

Buffalo Jump is the only club...

Buffalo Jump is the only club besides Teasers that is in the vicinity of Bozeman. It is a pretty standard strip club, but has been updated in recent years and has a nice interior. The…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went on a nondescript Thursday night...

Went on a nondescript Thursday night to watch some football, have a drink and observe. Had a nice time. $10 cover not including the $2 "valet" parking fee (I parked myself - had I…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I do not know why I...

I do not know why I keep visiting this club every time I am in Stamford. It is a cesspool of filth with mediocre dancers. As with my other visits the club is mostly thickset…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Going here is a lot like...

Going here is a lot like going to Tiger Stadium. You walk through the turnstile, many seats have obstructed view, and the beer is over priced. There are three stages. The main stage is the one…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Haven't been in awhile stopped in...

Haven't been in awhile stopped in Saturday, best one on duty was Sarah. Nice ass and legs, natural tits, friendly. Didn't opt for the LD though. I heard Gianna is back again, wondering if some…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I was by Stiletto twice, once...

I was by Stiletto twice, once before they renovated and once afterwards. I personally like the old layout better, it's smaller and cozier but I guess business got busy so they expanded. First time I…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Went in on a Saturday to...

Went in on a Saturday to check out the lineup. Haven't been here in awhile, so just wanted to see if anything changed. Nothing changed in the inside, paid the cover and got the drink.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Have reviewed OGD before and wrote...

Have reviewed OGD before and wrote that it wasn't worth the risk of being there as the place had been raided by police in the past. I changed my mind on the last visit.…

Scandals

New York, New York

My second visit to scandals and...

My second visit to scandals and was disappointed again. Went to watch football last Sunday afternoon. There were about 5-6 girls working. I would review the physical club setting as it has been discussed before (ugly…

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Steak, strippers & sweet rides: Wall Street's back

Sic Liz Warren on 'em, right, SJG? http://www.cnbc.com/id/102306197

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Minor Dancer Move: Pressing boobs against bare chest

To me, perhaps one of the most underrated dancer moves is when she pulls your shirt up to reveal your bare chest, and then presses her bare boobs against your chest. Feels fulfilling for some reason. This is, of course,…

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Latest Detroit "hot" clubs - taking Detroit Virgins - Please advise

Yes, I know it's quite strange that someone that wrote a guide to Detroit clubs is asking for advice on Detroit clubs. I haven't been in Detroit since October and reading about dancers leaving Penthouse going to Players, and…

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back row baptist blow jobs at church

Been going to this southern Baptist church known for slutty members..been able to pull blow jobs on the backslider babist row for $150 This happens to u ? Or is i just sklled ?

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Big Mack attack

I ate lots of grapefruits and ex lax on new years eve. I rung in the new year by clogging toylets at McD. I shit sooooo hard the fire trucks came and had to plunger the shitter with their fire

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Phily 2AMer

Two men were shot early Saturday when a gunman fired into a crowd gathered outside a Northern Liberties strip club. A group of men began fighting in front of the Gold Club at 58 W. Girard Ave. shortly after 2:15 a.m.,…

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Off topic: Eating Better

So the new year is upon us, and I thought, maybe I should try to eat a little better going forward. It seems that trying to go from a diet filled with salty snacks and fatty foods to one that…

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The Duke of York likes 'em young

Have you old perverts seen this? www.infowars.com/lawsuit-claims-prince-andrew-had-sex-with-underage-sex-slave/ These allegations have been bouncing around for a while, but now there is a court case naming Prince Andrew as one of the dudes that indulged. Personally, I think he did it but didn't know…

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More from Floriduh

CAPE CANAVERAL -- A Brevard County man is facing charges, accused of threatening to blow up a strip club in Cape Canaveral. Deputies said Ronald Brightman, 55, tried to enter Lido Caberet on Cleveland Avenue last Sunday with a beer in…

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I don't look good naked any more. :)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OOgd9hitEAE?rel=0

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Kinda makes me feel inadequate. :)

THE MAN WITH two penises who went viral with his Reddit Ask Me Anything last year has penned a memoir. The man, who goes by the screenname Double Dick Dude, has a condition called diphallia–the duplication of the penis. Both are…

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Floriduh of course

When officials came to arrest 28-year-old Floridian Casey Molter for the thorough dismantling he'd just given his girlfriend's '97 Altima, he told them he'd done it because she was a "spiritual person" who could "tell a person about their dreams."…

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Questions for those who smoke pot

I don't use drugs except occasionally alcohol. However the DS smokes pot, and we are going to start partaking together. I'm wondering whether we should get high before or after sex. Does pot enhance or diminish sexual…

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Top Five Strip Clubs In Vegas

I watched the video clip shown below, the guy reviewed five club and Vegas and I thought he would say more about the club, he was just a bit too laid back reporting just a bit shy. I'd like to know…

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Calling Mom to pick you up

In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on…

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Is the PM system working?

My last two messages haven't been read going back to Dec 26, And my last message was sent 12 hours ago but says three hours ago when i check the status.

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Bada Bing hit again.

LODI, N.J. - The New Jersey strip club that was the real-life stand-in for the Bada Bing on HBO's "Sopranos" has been hit by criminals again. Satin Dolls in Lodi was robbed by two armed men a few days before Christmas.…

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Strippers and Butt Plugs

Do strippers in your area wear butt plugs? In Atlanta they do not. But last night was at SC and when girl got nude there was big butt plug back there. A beautiful shiny mufti-faceted metal thing, that…

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Diversification

For the new year, I am wondering whether I should diversify a little bit and quit spending so much of my strip club time, energy, and money on my dream stripper. She's been virtually my entire focus for the…

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Las Vegas 2am'er

Finally happened here http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/27742480/pd-gunfire-exchanged-at-vegas-gentlemens-club

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Something to start the new year with

Jokes about strippers and blow jobs Q: Why was the stripper upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because the examiner gave her an "F" in sex even though she blew him. Q: How do you get a stripper off of…

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OT: Kate Upton in free fall...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83888687/

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Everything I Know I Learned from the Internet

"Strippers are like white dwarf stars. Extremely hot but not very bright."--Albert Einstein

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OT "Booming U.S. Validated as Investors See Busy Consumers"

"An S&P 500 index of consumer-discretionary companies from Walt Disney Co. to Amazon.com Inc. gained 322 percent between March 2009 and the end of last year, for the best performance among 10 major groups. Americans are spending again and investors know…

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Hmmm...

I saw this posted on the Michigan TwoSheds board. "I've looked at tuscl, but something about it just annoys me." Annoying? What possibly could he find annoying on here?

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Do not go to the Imagefap links Jerikson posted....

My anti-virus program prompted me to leave as it is a dangerous and risky site. Just sayin....

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Gag Reflex

Bitch ain't got one. Period. http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1302113969/?pgid=&gid=3652642&page=1#43

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Bad Tattoos

Okay, look, when it comes to hot, nasty black chicks with lots of tattoos, I'm as forgiving as anyone. Hell, a lot of tats, IMO, can enhance and accentuate a nasty black ho's nastiness. But there is a limit, both…

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Strip club melee sends 3 to Worcester hospitals

WORCESTER — A melee outside a Southbridge Street strip club in the early morning hours of New Year's Day left three people injured, including one who was stabbed. Police said two of those injured are gang members. The fight broke…

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Man, 26, ran over, killed at Anaheim strip club parking lot

A man was intentionally run over and and killed in a parking lot shared by a strip club and a fast food restaurant in Anaheim early Thursday, police said. Davoriol Wright, 26, was involved in some sort of altercation with the…

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smokeless clubs in Tampa?

Living in New England it is illegal to smoke in all public buildings, but ncluding restaurants and bars. But reading about Tampa clubs I might have problems with the smoke, as I am very sensitive to cigarette smoke. Cigars…

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"I Wish I had met you somewhere else"

I met a stripper a few months back at one of my usual clubs. She was hot and also had a very pretty face. During our conservation, she dropped a line on me that I hadn't heard before: "I wish…

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Whose your pick for the College Football playoffs ?

The first game is about an hour away so I should have posted this sooner – but w/e. I don’t really care for any of the 4 teams playing – but I think it’ll be Florida State over Oregon and Alabama…

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Huge drop in strip clubs for me in 2015

Out of the dozen or so strip clubs available to me, there's only three of them I ever go into anymore and only one that has, for me, a decent collection of girls. There's been a general decline in…

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Strip club injuries

Imagine getting your face pummeled by a big set of knockers

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Stripper injuries

To the inexperienced, a strip club might seem like a pretty safe environment to work in from the standpoint of work place accidents. But I saw an example recently of why that is not necessarily true. A dancer…

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Toledo 2AMer.

At least one person was injured in a shooting in downtown Toledo early today. The incident occurred at Chez Joey, 715 Monroe St., just after 12:30 a.m. The victim was shot in a hip and taken to a local hospital for treatment. In…

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THE ASSES AREN'T STICKING OUT

ever notice that a lot of girls 24 and under within the last 5 years that have thick legs but stick out ass? this pertains to all, civvies and strippers. you lay your eyes on one of these girls and…

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OT: Some guys are just too stupid to get laid by non-dancers

I had the pleasure of watching comedy in action this morning at an airport bar. A guy was working a girl who was probably out of his league, but he had a decent gift of gab. Then the guy offered…

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Best tits in Los Angeles?

What's the best place in LA for some big tits? Any recommendations?

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Turns out strip clubs aren't the only place with PLs

http://dailym.ai/1BibY9m

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What's up with facebook?

This morning i posted a pic on this site of a 40ct box of Trojans. Later, when I went to Facebook, on the right where the ads were, was the same picture!.........creepy

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Man hands

Took a rare noontime strip club visit today. There were on,y two dancers on duty...an older Asian and a young statuesque blonde. I was the only customer. Tipped a little to the asian on stage first who was quite uninspired.…

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Is this?????

Is she a 2 / $20 or 2 / $30 or 2 / $40 or 2 / $50 or do you just pick up your money and move on? https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIOZXqRUIhEAFB_7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByZWc0dGJtBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMQ--?p=brunette+and+blue+eyes&vid=753cf821f1e2f68694a90e229d89b08f&l=4%3A02&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.608002253808206211%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvimeo.com%2F72047838&tit=Just+a+%3Cb%3EBlue+%3C%2Fb%3EEyed+%3Cb%3EBrunette%3C%2Fb%3E&c=0&sigr=10pj4v28r&sigt=117iltg2s&age=0&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av%2Cm%3Asa&fr=yfp-t-901&tt=b

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There is no Holy Grail...

4 months ago I came to the site looking for some definite answers to getting extras at the strip clubs pretty consistently. The conclusion I'm coming to after 4 months and $10,000 dollars, is that there is no sure way…

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Charlie Brown and the Football

Two days in a row I've had strippers scheduled to come to my house, and two days in a row they haven't shown up. Yesterday a long-time favorite was supposed to spend the day with me.…

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Big Tits in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

I'm visiting Cabo San Lucas and I'd like some additional input on good SC's in the area. I'm really into enhancements. If you know of any SC's where there are a lot of dancers with big fake tits,…

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Dating in old age

We all know that it gets tougher to find suitable civilians to date/fuck as you get older. It's especially hard when you reach your 60s and 70s and the available dating pool is as wrinkled as you are.…

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OT: 2015 We are So Fucked!

Look we are not doing things at all in the way Libertarians and Ayn Randroids say we should. First we got rid of the gold standard way back under Nixon. Then we allowed central banks to do QE. Next we…

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OT: DOOMED Shaghai Exchange Close Up About 60% for the Year

Back in October stevie-girl and The Economist were warning about how much trouble China was in and the threat it would pose to the global economy. Looks like they really hit the nail on the head on this one. Now…

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Single Guy Going to Vegas & Google not helping.

I've only really experienced clubs in expensive-but-comfy clubs in Japan, so not sure what to expect. There's a slight chance a few friends may come with me...but very slight, I think I'm gonna be sneaking away to the clubs in…

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Did you wait too long?

Did you ever wait so long for a dancer that your ass fell asleep? Did everyone hear it snoring?

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New marketing campaign: Play-Doh it's not just for kids anymore

Ages: 5-55 Caution: Please wash throughly between ALL uses. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/play-dohs-facebook-appears-to-be-deleting-comments-from-pare#.ua3Bmllnl

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Salma 48

Yeah, I would, in a heartbeat!!! http://www.aol.com/article/2014/12/30/salma-hayek-shows-off-insane-bikini-bod-at-48/21122851/

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The word 'blow'

I got out of my pit a little earlier than usual the other day and as I was MEGA bored thought I'd check out the live Mons Venus live cam feed. Some hot babe was strutting her stuff so I…

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OT : Open carry question

Guys, I have seen a lot of clips like the one below. Not being a U.S. citizen I can't form an opinion either way whether these guys are standing up for their rights or just wasting time for the Police…

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Anybody planning on SCing on the 31st ?

I’m one to almost always avoid SCs on holidays; and even often avoid certain SCs on regular weekend eves b/c of the over-crowding. I also have tended to stay home on the 31st the last few years to avoid the drunks…

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Anybody into breast feeding?

Fifteen people have been arrested in Beijing in connection with a prostitution ring which used websites to connect young mothers with men who paid to be breastfed by them. The Ministry of Public Security announced that police forces from Beijing…

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Two New Articles Posted

Have not read them myself yet though

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Florida woman attacks BF with condoms

God Bless Florida.... http://m.nydailynews.com/florida-woman-throws-box-condoms-boyfriend-head-article-1.2059694 (Her mugshot pic is actually kinda hot...) lol.

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Toronto 2AMer.

A man in his 20s is in critical condition following a shooting outside a strip club in Etobicoke early Tuesday morning. The man was shot shortly before 3 a.m. outside of the House of Lancaster Gentlemen’s Club on Penhurst Avenue, near…

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I think they have a leg to stand on and hope they win this one.

The Atlanta strip club Magic City has filed a federal lawsuit against former employed dancers, according to The Jasmine Brand. The counterclaim is in retaliation to another lawsuit that was filed earlier this year on behalf of the dancers. The group…

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Should You Go to a Strip Club on New Year's Eve?

John Oliver gives his advice about New Year's Eve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFnby2184o

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Rod Stewart

I'm bored today, listening to music. And I've realized that some of my favorite music now is the old songs of the 30's and 40's that Rod Stewart covered in his Great American Songbook...what was that 10 years ago or…

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Could Wal-Mart be next?

There is a cook a my local Waffle House that is fuckable. She is no 10 but a 7.5 in my book. Looks late 20's, pretty face and nice trim body with "B" size tits. Makes eating breakfast there much…

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Why isn't Paradise showgirls club listed on this site? (city of industry, ca)

It's by far the most lenient with extra's during the daytime shift of all the COI clubs, but somehow it's not listed on this site, anyone know why?

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Favorite Discussion Topics of 2014

What were your favorite discussion topics that you posted in 2014? As for me, I vote for the following three: The true identity of jerikson40 https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30966 The night I met my dream stripper https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393 What a PL says to his wife/girlfriend and what…

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An Inappropriate Comment

I found myself with a lot of small bills which I wanted to get rid of. So when I went to my local CVS Drugstore I paid with cash. Counting out 30 one dollar bills to the cashier,…

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Being watched

Strange situation while on the couch with a long-time favorite Saturday night. The couch we were on was facing the main room. During the second song of the dance, when my dancer moved into doggy-style position, I noticed this really…

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Well, at least he didn't shoot her or put her in a choke hold

I thought it was a fair offer. http://www.people.com/article/new-hampshire-police-chief-charges-teen-nude-photos