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Most Overrated Club

Have you ever read glowing reviews of a club on TUSCL, then visited and realized that it flat out sucked? What is the most overrated strip club you have been to?

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Pregnancy Abs

A soon to be MILF. http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/pregnancy-abs

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Things a Stripper Really Doesn't Want to Hear

Here's my own list of things a stripper doesn't want to hear during a VIP session. 1. Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak. 2. I promise to pay you next week. 3. My daughter has a pair of underwear…

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@zipperhead68 aka 4got2wipe

there really is no limit to how pathetic you are is there? no matter what name you use to post you will always be the same moron because you are limited by that lobotomized hamster brain you have between…

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Need go-go dancers? Break dancers? Strippers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_rhVcbEZQ

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More brilliant art!

I posted about a performance artist that put paint-filled eggs up her cooter and shot them onto canvas. She also wrote the names of cloths on her body and took the subway! THE SCRIPT SYSTEM - Dusseldorf, Germany (2013) on…

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Things strippers don't want to hear.....

I guess so....I try to keep any dork comments light-hearted... http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamassey/fuck-you-pay-me?fb_action_ids=10206004787181829&fb_action_types=og.shares&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B762179247211249%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.shares%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D#.mgl81QG9j

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Let's show some TUSCL solidarity!

Give an up vote to my urban dictionary entry for LDK! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LDK

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Divorce questions

For those of you who have been divorced and don't mind answering a few questions: How long have you been divorced? 2. Have you remarried or considered getting married again? Why or why not? 3. Are you glad you divorced? 4.…

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Priceless

Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao will each walk away with tens of millions of dollars after their May 2 fight, and tickets will cost thousands. But free lap dances in Las Vegas? For the winner of the fight, it could be…

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Hudson {FL} 2AMer

HUDSON -- A man was shot and killed in a Hudson strip club parking lot after arguing with his girlfriend inside the establishment early Saturday, authorities said. Pasco County sheriff's deputies were called to Calendar Girls, 16309 U.S. 19, around 2…

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OT: Your Reason For Not Believing We Are in a Boom

Which of the following are your reasons for not believing we are in a boom: a) we abandoned the gold standard; nothing good can happen after that b) we did not follow the policies of Ayn Rand; the world deserves severe economic…

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Different kind of coke in the VIP?

Have you seen youtube of the guy that taped Mentos to his body and jumped into a tub of Diet Coke? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U6Dczl0rdQ Not as brilliant as you'd expect! But I thought of a way to make it truly brilliant! Uber-hot stripper…

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What's the Chance She'll Accept this Offer?

A Croydon strip club has upped the stakes by offering Pippa Middleton £250,000 to strut her stuff on the pole . http://www.swlondoner.co.uk/heres-300000-g-string-pippa-croydon-strip-club-issue-final-cash-offer-kate-middletons-sister/

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

decided to go back to the...

decided to go back to the bird after a long day @ work. it's a decision i can say i would like to get back. came in around 530 and it looked like it was…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

I came here on a Saturday,...

I came here on a Saturday, ran into an ex gf there. We are cool so that was fun. First thing you notice is the ambience of the club. Very welcoming with…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

This club is listed as being...

This club is listed as being in North Miami Beach, and it technically is, but its on the Northwest end of it, maybe 15-20 minutes from Tootsies. Anyway, the parking lot was ample.…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited Bliss on a Wednesday afternoon...

Visited Bliss on a Wednesday afternoon a couple of weeks back. Place was pretty dead overall - only 4 other guys in the place. They had 7 girls working the stage. 4 of…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I was at P10 about a...

I was at P10 about a few weeks back. A lot of the girls there are meh, but there are a handful that are amazing. The best of them could really dance on stage, but…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I stopped by on a Wednesday...

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening at about 11:15 PM. The club closed at midnight (and as others have commented, it is wholly within an adult novelties store) and the cashier asked for…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

This club is quite a ways...

This club is quite a ways out of the way from State College and it sort of sits alone at the top of a hill. There seems to be an adult novelty store adjacent…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

This is a pretty typical 2nd...

This is a pretty typical 2nd tier club for the DFW area. The girls were ok none of them stood out as anything more than the usual local bar strippers. i didn't notice…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I decided to visit Hiliter on...

I decided to visit Hiliter on the way home from work. It being around 6:00 pm it was pretty crowded of course. Plenty of girls to choose from, almost all 7+. I sampled many different…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped by as I had a...

Stopped by as I had a little time to kill. The bar has a 1 drink per hour cover, which is something I had never seen before. Drinks were 5.00 (4.75 I rounded up),…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Well, I found myself at Baby...

Well, I found myself at Baby Doll's Dallas, and holy crap. This place is pretty dang awesome. The cover is less than pretty much everywhere else, and the quality inside is great. I got…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Been to this club twice: once...

Been to this club twice: once on a weekday and once on a weekend, but both times during the evening/night shift. The girls here are selective of who they want to talk with, just like…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

As good as it gets. Our...

As good as it gets. Our first visit here. Blew us away. Awesome layout, great seats, rockin tunes (though somewhat loud...but, who cares) and drink specials through the night. Upscale, but comfortable. We went for our Anniversary,…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Very friendly dancers. I had six...

Very friendly dancers. I had six dancers come talk to me and I told a few of them that I had my eyes on another dancer and they smiled and said if I changed my…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I went on a UFC fight...

I went on a UFC fight night and the place was packed to the gills. There was literally no place to sit anywhere. I hung around the bar until a table freed up after the…

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

So this club opened at 8PM...

So this club opened at 8PM (not the advertised 6PM) and had an open light on at 7PM but no one was there. Very odd. Probably should have been first warning sign. So I…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

I heard about this place through...

I heard about this place through a friend, pretty much an any thing goes type place. They were right. The neighborhood isn't the safest but not to bad either. All dominican chicks ranging from moderate…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I truly believe that Flight Club...

I truly believe that Flight Club is the best strip club overall in Southeast Michigan. There are a multitude of reasons why I think so. They allow nude dancing. Who in their right mind does…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

I went...

I went there with a couple for friends on a weekend night. There is a cover to get in and while I do not remember the exact amount, I think it…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Hi... I came here with my...

Hi... I came here with my husband, we have not been here in years! We had a great time but began to hear some people talking about dancers being pregnant!! I'm sorry but that is…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

So, I went here with a...

So, I went here with a friend to support her attempting to participate in the Amateur Contest. First, let me say that any club that has you enter through a metal detector and frisks…

Men's Gallery Sydney

Sydney, New South Wales

Thursday night after work and found...

Thursday night after work and found Men's Gallery looked a much better prospect than the alternative nearby. Lots of hot girls in the club, but not enough fellow punters. The best news is that entry is…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

I used to be a regular...

I used to be a regular at this place and it used to be very busy mostly all the time. Then it lost its attraction for me, and many others I suspect. The £10 and…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I have one word for this...

I have one word for this club: GHETTO. I have one suggestion for this club: DON’T COME HERE. I arrived to this club on a Tuesday night around 10pm I believe. Usually I’d park in…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

This place is basically a private...

This place is basically a private room lingerie modeling shop. Think jack shack without the gyrations. As you walk in the girls come out and you select you lady. I have been…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

This was my third visit to...

This was my third visit to PM. went during evening at around 5 pm. The place was almost packed with 2 seats available in the bar. The stage is at a higher level and u need to…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Stopped in just before happy hour...

Stopped in just before happy hour in hopes a maybe seeing a few families faces and some new talent. I like the milf- cougar type and can usually find one or two like that, but…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

One of the best in the...

One of the best in the Deja Vu establishments that i have visited in the country. Try to sample the different varieties of clubs across the US and always make a stop to Deja Vu…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I get to Philly once a...

I get to Philly once a year and had to see what the Ballpark Tavern was all about, since I had never been. Visited on a Friday night from about 8:15-9:15. Free parking.…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

This is your average no special...

This is your average no special club for horny college kids and blue collar locals. Still better than Grand Rapid clubs where girls can't even go topless unless you are in the VIP. Hottest girl is…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

The place looks very nice/expensive. Well...

The place looks very nice/expensive. Well lit parking lot and had a few security even in the afternoon. Cool lighting, comfortable chairs, nice clean bathrooms. Nice bartender but the drinks were a little expensive. The girls…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This review is actually covering 2...

This review is actually covering 2 trips. I went there last Tuesday and Wednesday and man, what a difference. As others have said, this place is a dive physically and the shot girls can…

Jaguars Gold Club

Odessa, Texas

First thing, do not trust your...

First thing, do not trust your PS to get you here. My GPS said there was access from Business 20 which I found out does not exist. You have to use the I-20…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I stopped in to see if...

I stopped in to see if my ATF Angie was there, alas she was not. I first encountered Diamond, the black version of Asian Sue (I'm sure all the old timers will remember her).…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Bar isn't so bad and the...

Bar isn't so bad and the bartender was cute. Girls are OK and decent mix of dancer ethnicity, which I like. There is really no privacy here..the dance area is part of the main room…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went on Tuesday night after...

Went on Tuesday night after work. It was early evening and there were about 7-8 girls in the club. The girls were all nice looking. Nothing below a 7. I've been to the club…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

No cover entry and one drink...

No cover entry and one drink minimum remain the same. Dances are $20 for a VIP in a duplex room on a chair. Cabaret 15 minute dances in one of three semi private rooms is…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Even though I work in the...

Even though I work in the area, haen't been to Scores in awhile so decided to stop by. I"ve been to many clubs in the Baltimore and surronding area, and this place is such…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and decided to stop by and check this place out. As I parked my car I took a look around, it was a nondescript building across the street from a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa on business which...

Was in Tampa on business which only happens occasionally and decided to hit YS. Have been occasionally over the past few years and as prior reviews have said the club layout remains the same with…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Went there on a Friday night,...

Went there on a Friday night, got there around midnight. The place was packed, and there were plenty of dancers working. Most of them were pretty attractive, a couple of them were kind of so-so.…

Tiger Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Well after years of living by...

Well after years of living by this place i finally said F-It and went in i did enjoy the atmosphere most dancers had great asses. Not a bad place it was $20 to get in…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Visited around 10:00 on the night...

Visited around 10:00 on the night of the national championship football game. Overall pretty disappointing but maybe that was due to the day of the week. 6 or 7 girls dancing only one who was…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Located downtown and within a couple...

Located downtown and within a couple of minutes walking distance to Bloor/Yonge subway station, this is a great location for people who work down town and for the surrounding major universities and colleges. I'm at the…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by around noon last Wednesday...

Stopped by around noon last Wednesday to check on buisness at PW. Cover was $3 and beer was $4.75. Still very quiet during the late morning early afternoon hours. Maybe 3-4 customers when I arrived…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This is located where the Executive...

This is located where the Executive Suite used to be. That club was all nude, but this one changed to topless with a beer license. I saw that this club is in the top 10…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Went to Cheerleaders on Tuesday for...

Went to Cheerleaders on Tuesday for their 2-for-1 lap dances. When you get there the valet is quick and you go through the usual metal detector- inside there are three stages but I've only seen…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This place is hit or miss....

This place is hit or miss. Often a just a handful of attractive girls mixed in with a lot of not so attractive. The lap dance booths are private, and the girls vary…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped by while I was in...

Stopped by while I was in town last week. I don't live near by anymore so I only stop in 2-3 times a year. Last time I was in the "renovation" were about half way…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

I live in Orlando...

I live in Orlando so I know we have a weak selection of clubs to choose from. This club is north of Orlando and right put side it's border in Casselberry. It's been…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great Place. The cover is not...

Great Place. The cover is not that expensive. Drinks are about average(pricey) for a strip joint. I wasn't drinking beer so I just got a Coke and was surprised at how much it was compared…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Came back to the cabaret .....

Came back to the cabaret .. went a Lil early before it got pack .. why,cuz I don't wanna see a line of dudes waiting to smash the best girl... came in sat down got…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

It has been many months since...

It has been many months since my first visit here, and things have changed somewhat. They have reconfigured the dance rooms, and not only is the private room with the beanbag bed no longer…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Its been a few months and...

Its been a few months and thought I would give it another try still no one on stage but there were more girls then on weekdays this was at 3 pm. Couple of girls…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Club Atlantis. Based on other reviews here, I knew it would be hard to find, but knowing that it was under a Chili's restaurant – and seeing images…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

This is probably one of the...

This is probably one of the friendlier clubs in town. I come in every couple of weeks when I'm in the area or have some spare time and/or cash. The club itself is fairly clean,…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I had an extra to hang...

I had an extra to hang out in the Ft Lauderdale area and decided to check out a couple of clubs. Cheetah was the first one and I was pleasantly surprised. It was clean, comfortable…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

I walked into Union Jack's and...

I walked into Union Jack's and could not believe how beautiful the dancers were. They were all 7.5s to 10s. There is one stage with chairs all along it. There are several poles on the…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

This club is located conveniently off...

This club is located conveniently off the highway. There are other clubs in the area but this club does not require a special membership. It is a topless club and the bottom bikinis…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Went to the living room Tuesay,...

Went to the living room Tuesay, February 24th. Had a great time, but...one dancer I ran into, everyone should avoid. Sat for a while with no attention. Finally, a cute brunette with big…

Starz

Gardena, California

Heard Starz is back on the...

Heard Starz is back on the map and looking at some of the dancers Instagram, I tend to agree. As you may of know, Starz has lost the title of being the best black strip…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Unfortunately I was not very impressed...

Unfortunately I was not very impressed on my last visit. I came by after a long day at work, looking for a little bit of entertainment to cheer me up. The club was same as…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

I went to Players on a...

I went to Players on a Wednesday night. The cover charge was $5. When I arrived, a bottle of beer was $2, but increased in price on a graduated scale as the night wore on.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have been visiting this club...

I have been visiting this club since1997. I have only had one bad experience with a dancer at this club. I highly recommend a visit. Weekend visits are best for dancer qualiity. I prefer afternoon visits. I…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for work again so I decided to stop by the usual clubs. The first club my friends and I visited was Spearmint Rhino. This was my first visit to…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I've been here a few times,...

I've been here a few times, mostly when it was called the Key Club. The hostesses can be a bit pushy, so don't be afraid to stand your ground. You will have a lot of…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Since I was in town for...

Since I was in town for work and in the downtown area, I visited Spyce again. Overall it's a fairly good club with some of the more attractive dancers in Portland. I stopped by around…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

This club has mixed reviews so...

This club has mixed reviews so my expectations were not too high. They post their schedule on their Facebook page, there was a dancer that was supposed to be here this night according to her…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided I needed an afternoon off...

Decided I needed an afternoon off Friday, and inspired by Papi, hit 3 clubs in a 36hour period. Remember, I'm the guy that usually goes once every month or so! After reading a few positive…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Pulling a Papi today!!! Multiple...

Pulling a Papi today!!! Multiple clubs (3) in a short amount of time -36hrs! I was up in the area and made a slight detour to visit Oasis. I was encouraged based on the…

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OT: Prejudices and Presumptions.

I was at the SC where I'm a regular, so the ladies huddled around me sometimes just to shit talk. Anyway had kid in his super early twenties come up to me and ask how much it would cost to…

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OT: Corporate Politics

For anybody that works at a corporation... I am always surprised when Executive Management can't tell that the upper manager reporting to them is a complete and utter moron. A moron that it is so obvious to their peers and reports.…

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Does SC'ing turn you into a bigger Douche?

Looked back at my first post in September. Over six months ago now. Even up into January. Man I was such a "nice guy". Now, I am not saying I'm a total asshole, but I definitely feel an…

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Coke in the VIP

Went to VIP with a dancer I knew from elsewhere. This was the first time I did VIP with her in a long time (maybe a year). The club had private VIP's with full curtains and a love seat. We had…

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Minding your own business

Had two strange incidents at a club on my regular rotation. I will post them separately. I was at a club where there is a central square bar ,so you have to turn away from the bar to see dancers on…

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Handicapped patrons, or staff, including dancers?

Handicapped patrons- a custy who was a dwarf, I mean, little person. Staff- owner's son, handicapped and suffered the disabilities because he tried to kill himself by putting a bullet through his head. Dancer- she was deaf, and had…

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Corsets

What is everyone’s take on the corset craze that seems to being promoted by the likes of Alba, James, Zolciak, Kardashian over the past few weeks?

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I'm betting this was crazy Joe

At the end of a news story about the Delta crash at LaGuardia MSNBC thought they had managed to score an interview with Donnell shortly after the crash, but it turned out to be an impostor who said live on air…

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What kind of activities have you seen taking place in a Lap Dance, besides your

Whenever I get a LD, VIP, whatever you want to call it, there are times when you sneak a peak at other custies engaged in their dance's. Besides the normal dance, what have you seen? I have seen the girl just…

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Found out my former ATF has lung cancer

I recently started going back around to some of the clubs I use to go to a while back but for one reason or anouther stopped going to. At one of my old haunts last night I ran into…

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OT: Another Blowout Jobs Report

Nope, just like Stevie-girl said last October, no chance of a boom. How many "fluke" months in a row now? Fuck all the mindless cock-sucking circle jerking pessimists (er, realists, I'm sure any day now it all caves in, because…

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Man Embezzles Money to Pay for Strippers

http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/man-pleads-guilty-to-federal-fraud-1.446560 Staz used the money to pay for alcohol, strippers, jewelry, a Mercedes-Benz and a luxury home with a “lavish three-tiered pool, a cascading waterfall, wet bar and dining area" At least he didn't waste the money.

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St. Paul Duo Charged With Using Fake Cash At Strip Club

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/03/05/st-paul-duo-charged-with-using-fake-cash-at-strip-club/ The pair said they should be able to use fake money to see fake tits.

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OT: "For the First Time in 30 Years, Unemployment Fell in Every State in 2014"

"Unemployment fell in every state and the nation’s capital last year—something that hadn’t happened since 1984." http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2015/03/04/for-the-first-time-in-30-years-unemployment-fell-in-every-state-in-2014/ But back in October Stevie-girl and The Economist were pounding the table daily about what a dire situation the economy was in. The circle-jerk on…

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Shoot Out in Miami Gardens

Strip club altercation leads to fatal shooting http://www.local10.com/news/strip-club-altercation-leads-to-fatal-shooting/31638722

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European Clubs?

I keep trying to add clubs I have visited in Europe, mainly in England. But despite emailing Founder direct, nothing happens. So I am beginning to conclude that tuscl has no real interest in clubs outside North America. If users…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back after a month hiatus...

Went back after a month hiatus to what has become the busiest club in Atlanta, bar none. Arrived before 12:30 and all wall seats were already taken! At least the valet wasn't in place,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Had a pleasant day visit to...

Had a pleasant day visit to FLB today. In Maddog_Romeo fashion, the smoke shows dancing on this fine afternoon were led by Victoria and Cally. Supplementing my smoke show choices were the sexy spinner Lian…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

It's been a month or so...

It's been a month or so since I stopped in to the GC/MYNX ... nothing has changed. Happy hour beer and I few naked girls. Sat at the stage for a bit and…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great value for money. The dances...

Great value for money. The dances are $10 and some ask for tips while most don't. It has one big stage and a small stage just for one dancer at the back of the bar.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Got here on a Saturday night...

Got here on a Saturday night and was very impressed by the quality of girls here. There were a very diverse group of girls to choose from and I was mesmerized by the girls on…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Decided to check out Showcase on...

Decided to check out Showcase on a Friday since my favorite girl is no longer working at Players Club. As everyone else has mentioned: $20 entry, $5 cup, Pour drink in red cup outside…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

been to atlantis...

been to atlantis ten times at first the dancers were a little more touchey feely that of late but some dancers are starting to get a little better now. most all…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Love this place. Beautiful ladies! The...

Love this place. Beautiful ladies! The building is a bit run down but the charming dancers make up for it! The dances are $20. On the weekends there is about 15-20 girls there, of all…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Interesting place. No parking lot...

Interesting place. No parking lot so street parked nearby. Not sure I would be comfortable parking a nice car here after dark. Mine blended right in and didn't stand out so…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This club has gone down in...

This club has gone down in the last few years. It costs $20 to enter (although $10 is for the "unlimited" soft drink of your choice) and on the night that I was there…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Haven't been to Bazz in several...

Haven't been to Bazz in several months. I went on a Wednesday night after midnight or so here it go. Usually $20 to enter if you have a ticket there will…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I've been to the Blue several...

I've been to the Blue several times, and it typically doesn't disappoint. This time, I was pretty disappointed, though. The dancers on duty were mostly on the big side and lots of enhanced…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

This was the first time I...

This was the first time I visited since the grand opening, which is never a true gauge of how good a club is, so I thought I would give it another try. I went…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I have visited this club many...

I have visited this club many times in the past, and I have always been impressed with the great number and quality of the dancers. However, I was somewhat disappointed this night.…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Had business down in Canton one...

Had business down in Canton one day and when things ended early I decided to stop by and give the place a try. Been to the Christie's in Cleveland a bunch of times and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I drove by on a weekday...

I drove by on a weekday back from NYC. Not my visit. FYI only I'm always confused when I swing by because the tinted glass windows always make the place look like it's closed. Overall what do…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies was hit or miss for...

Dollies was hit or miss for a long time. For quite a while now it's been awesome. Nice mix of girls. From pretty & thin (my favorite) to not pretty & not thin, quite a…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

WHERE IS ICE?? is she still...

WHERE IS ICE?? is she still working she was one of my favorites. What day can i see her? SOME ONE LEMME NO PLZ they said she was sick the last two times…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

My first of the Charlotte club...

My first of the Charlotte club reviews are from CIAA Basketball Tournament Weekend held on Feb 26th - 28th. This is a weekend that brings tens of thousands to Charlotte because of the tournament…

Pin Ups Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I was heading to Bucks, but...

I was heading to Bucks, but unfortunately the do not have enough parking, and, as it had rained all day, the vacant lot next door was a muddy mess. So I decided to check…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Stopped by on my way from...

Stopped by on my way from a conference in LA on a Saturday night at around 7 pm. Around 6 girls hanging around the stage one dancing on stage. First girl to approach me told…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I really enjoy visiting the different...

I really enjoy visiting the different Christie's in the valley. I went in on a particular Monday late afternoon and it wasn't very busy at all. I also really enjoy the relaxing atmosphere…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Hadn't been to the Phoenix area...

Hadn't been to the Phoenix area for 3 years. Dropped into this club just after noon after a morning golf game. What I had garnered from reviews seemed to be quite negative re the overall…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Got there about 8pm and...

Got there about 8pm and it was a little slow. I sat there milking my drink as much as I could. I went there for the $100 VIP but didnt see anyone…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

The oldest club in Charlotte, NC,...

The oldest club in Charlotte, NC, friendly staff with at least one owner on site during hours of operation to make sure the customer enjoys their visit. The ladies come in all shapes, sizes…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

My wife and I decided to...

My wife and I decided to hit up Deja Vu a couple weeks ago. We recently moved back to Michigan, and was really hoping to have some fun. We were told that the full nude…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stay away. This club was not...

Stay away. This club was not the club for me! Especially when you consider what is across the street. They had about 13 girls a couple were cute but most I'd stay away.. Was solicited…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I was working a convention in...

I was working a convention in Nashville this week and getting pretty well drunk at some of the private parties going on around town that were sponsored by our industry. A customer of mine (Tony)…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

On vacation and went to a...

On vacation and went to a strip club with the wife...per usual. It probably would have been a better experience had she not eaten a large bowl of poutine before getting there. The…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

First time I've been to any...

First time I've been to any club with co-workers and female at that! Was on business in SF with my boss and two contractor employees whom i have worker with for about 6 years.…

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SC Therapy.

I went to the strip club tonight. Crazy as it sounds I actually miss hanging out with the ladies there. I'm only looking to smash one but there are a few I actually enjoy hanging out with. ,…

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VIP - What am I missing?

I usually see my CF once a week and spend between $60 and $100 on lap dances Last time I saw her, she asked me why I didn't get a room. These are the room options. Price includes a bottle. The stripper's…

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I've got nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

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I think my club may have cleaned house on its Mexican Dancers

Being in SoCal, the clubs here often have Latina dancers, many who speak English as a second language. The day crew has a few girls like that, many of whom are on the higher side of milage. Two data points…

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You, Your Friends & the Hobby

I was thinking, how do your friends play into your clubbing hobby? I know this topic has come up before and it seems the majority of the guys on this board prefer to club alone, I do as well…

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Miami Gardens 2AMer

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. - One person is dead following an altercation at a Miami Gardens strip club early Thursday morning. The shooting happened about 4 a.m. in the area of Northwest 199th Street and Northwest 27th Avenue. Police said people inside…

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GFE vs non-GFE

I think there was a discussion a week or two ago with comments about how pathetic it is that some guys like/need the GFE during FS. At that time I had experienced FS with a GFE with my ATF but…

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Pet Shop Joke of the Day

A woman goes to a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to get my husband a special, out-of-the ordinary pet for his 45th birthday." The owner tells her, "I have this rare Amazon blow frog. It gives…

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Policy Changes at Schools after Students Dance to Song Celebrating Strippers

http://www.wjbf.com/story/28264504/policy-changes-at-schools-after-students-dance-to-song-celebrating-strippers Why would parents of elementary school students object to Usher's innocent lyrics? Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole That don’t make you a ho Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three If you’re leaving with me Go make that…

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Not so funny when it's your mom...

One day little Johnny was passing his parents room he heard some noises. He peeks in the door and sees his dad fucking his mom from behind. His dad winks at him so he shuts the door and goes to…

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Attn: Detroiters

DETROIT (WXYZ) - A large water main break is causing quite a mess in Detroit. It's happening just outside Crazy Horse, a strip club in the 8100 block of Michigan Avenue, right by I-94. Michigan Avenue is now closed to traffic.…

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Did you ever watch Dexter's Laboratory?

Turns out Dexter liked strippers! Brilliant! www.ranker.com/list/adult-jokes-in-kids-shows/jacob-shelton?format=SLIDESHOW&page=14

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OT: stoner rabbits! Brilliant!

DEA says rabbits like to get stoned! www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/

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Speaking of cell phones in the Strip Club ...

What do people use cell phones in the strip club for? I have seen a few guys surreptitiously taking photos of the girls. But mostly seems to be texting friends to let them know where they are, or…

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Does your Club allow entry of cellphones?

I like to use my I phone 6 plus in clubs to check up on emails, read a newspaper article, or browse TER, EROS, or other web pages. This makes my visit to the Club multidimensional and exhilarating! I…

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You Can't Argue with Science

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever http://www.theonion.com/articles/bacon-good-for-you-reports-best-scientist-ever,3048/

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Any Porstar Visiting Chicago ?

Want to know any pornstar Visiting Chicago for appearing at event orr club ?

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So who else actually fucks civilians on the regular?

Wives, gfs, or random sluts... I know GACA has a civvy gf right now. Curious who else besides him and me at least occasionally gets the GFE and BBBJ without paying for it? Let's put the cut off at the…

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Thinking of bringing back the bush for a few nights any thoughts?

Had a few requests lately for me to grow out a bush. Not some crazy thing but I guess more like a trimmed bush lol. What ya think? should I kick it old school for a few nights?

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Where do babies come from

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.…

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Bad Characteristics for a Stripper

Among the personality types that don't work for a stripper, one of the worst is the low talker. I just had one of these and never heard a single word she said because of the loud music. I…

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Nosey Neighbors

I've been having quite some difficulty lately regarding my neighbors. They seem to hate me for no reason, and I think it's because they know what I do for a living, as evidenced by the bags I cart to and…

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There's a way to give a good divorce

What man can complain about this reason to divorce? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2979363/Nigerian-woman-files-divorce-husband-s-penis-big.html Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big'

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Any stock traders out there heard of the lunar cycle effect on stocks?

That is that the change in the cycle of the moon affects people's stock trading decisions. You could throw in gravitational pressure differences between the moon's closest approach and farthest out it is while in orbit. I've seen…

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IS Powdered Alcohol FOR YOU?

I quit drinking several years ago. So I am not sure if I would go for this or not. http://www.palcohol.com/

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

A 3-day pass for the Grateful Dead's farewell reunion show this summer are listed on StubHub for $116,000 Should I not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity---or should I just waste it on stripppers? That's a tough one

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Started using "Brilliant!" In real life!

Since people think I'm some joker named Juice I thought I should explain my repetition of "brilliant!" I'm sure it seems like a joke! I actually didn't use the word a lot but I used it in my first few…

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Juice?!

I take it that juice used to post more than I saw him posting as the prophet! The prophet posts were really weird and almost incomprehensible! Not sure if they were brilliant or not! But anyway GACAclub accused me of being…

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Joke of the day

The shortest Fairy Tale ever! A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no and he lived happily ever after. The end.

How GACA Got His Groove Back

Talk about your dry spells. I mean the 1930's mother of dry spells. At one point I couldn't even get the fat chick from El Salvador down stairs to come up and fuck me even when I hinted I might be able to help her get her papers. Low point, nah, that would be the fat single mother of four who looked at me rubbed my cheek and said, I'm going to do you a favor and not touch you, you're too good for this, you're a "nice guy" and you're just in a slump is all. Yeah, I can thank her now, but dear God did I feel like less than a sack of shit then. Where did…

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Dedicated to the one year anniversary...

In 2009 a then brilliant young monger formulated a game theory wherein a traveling salesman in a three piece polyester suit my successful order takeout 35 of every 100 tries. A year ago yesterday, a fan of this theory coined…

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Fastest Growing City In America Meet up?

I'll let JS69 set the date (just provide a month lead time for people to clear some vay-kay) But I hope that anyone who roams in G-ville wouldn't mind plopping into PP and share a few beers, a…

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Question for Diva...

You've read through threads. Seen discussions and comments. Got a feel of the personalities. So who do you feel are the top 10 most fuckable users based on personality alone. And don't stroke my ego, even though I'm sure I'm numero uno…

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Wow! I'm at exactly 20 discussions and 200 replies! Brilliant!

Topic says it all!

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OT: weasel riding a woodpecker! Brilliant!

Check it out! www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-weasel-attacking-a-woodpecker-2015-3

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Hey Shailynn,

Pelosi just showed her pussy.

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Kanye West just gave a 30 minute lecture at Oxford

Just some highlights to reiterate what a douche he really is: "OK, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going…

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Hey Diva

Do you now see how the uncertainty of Bebe's reception affected the markets.I'm betting on an uptick when he has said his piece.

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Questions about strippers and drugs

First, this is not a whim post. I am genuinely looking for answers. Context - I recently found out that one of my ATFs is now gone because of drugs. At the time, I didn't know / couldn't even tell that…

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Detroit - trumpps, toy chest, players, hustlers - worth a visit?

Saturday afternoon and Saturday night this weekend I wanted to try something new, are any of these clubs worth a visit? I have been reading the reviews on all but nothing stood out to me. Should I just…

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"No sex in the Champagnr Room".

http://pagesix.com/2015/03/02/booze-salesman-sent-exec-revenge-photos-of-wasted-champagne-strippers/

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San Francisco 2AMer.

A man was shot in the shoulder while leaving a strip club in San Francisco’s North Beach neighborhood early Saturday morning, according to police. The 29-year-old man and a friend left the strip club near the corner of Broadway Street and…

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Diva1975's TP! Brilliant!

Diva suggested that she'd like a roll of TP with the word brilliant written on each piece! That would be brilliant! I tried to make one using a sharpie! That was not brilliant! Maybe next time I'll try 2-ply!

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OT: Goldman Slide Deck on Millenials

Absolutely DOOMED (because Stevie-girl said so) or... ??? http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/outlook/millennials/index.html?cid=tw-pa-mil-1

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Hillary Clinton

There is one good thing about the prospect of Hillary as President -- the jokes. Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees…

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OT: Buffett: Elizabeth Warren Is Too 'Angry and Demonizing'

"Warren Buffett thinks Elizabeth Warren would be more effective if she weren't so "angry." http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-03-02/buffett-elizabeth-warren-is-too-angry-and-demonizing- Buffet is right. Bitch is wound pretty tight and should learn to chill.

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OT: State Department says Hillary Clinton conducted official business with perso

What difference does it make??? http://www.wsj.com/article_email/hillary-clinton-used-personal-email-account-for-state-department-business Not competent to be president. Next!

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Of Chicks & Trucks & Stuff

Yesterday I was following a standard Ford F-150 pickup truck on a slow two lane highway for serveral miles. A couple of things about it were found intriguing: 1). Standard Ford F-150 2). Weighted license tag but no evidence of a trailer…

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OT: Twitter, law enforcement investigate alleged Islamic State threats

" Twitter Inc and law enforcement authorities are investigating alleged threats made by Islamic State militants against the social media network's co-founder and other employees, the company said in reaction to media reports. Islamic State supporters, in online posts on…

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Aaron Hernandez allegedly shot friend after fight over strip club bill

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-shot-friend-fight-strip-club-bill/256435 Don't argue with Aaron Hernandez over your bar bill at Tootsie's.

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How Do You Measure Up?

http://dailym.ai/1EIdcP4

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Nominee for PL of the Year

Yet another in a growing list. He didn't fuck an inanimate object, but he still has the required combination of horniness, desperation, and stupidity. http://dailym.ai/1EI8aCd

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My parents know I wank old men for a living.

Are you kidding me?You're fucking kidding me.

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Another Myrtle Beach club bites the dust.

HORRY COUNTY, SC (WMBF) - The seventh strip club in Horry County has been shut down by the solicitor's office. Fantails was closed, as the result of a hearing last week, said Solicitor Jimmy Richardson. Police tape has been placed at…

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The "Brilliant" Guy

I have to admit initially he is annoyed the shit out of me. But when I look in the comments section I'm starting to think he just might be a stripper whisperer, and just might be on to something.…

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My Forty year old Stripper.

Sometimes you want to give them words of encouragement.Sometimes you want to put them down like"Old Yeller".

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Dancers with "Roids".

Would you?

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Is @GACA bored tonight or having SC withdrawals?

Lol, buddy.

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OT: Are girls still playing hard to get?

I'm asking anyone who still dates on the regular. Every so often I have come across a girl who acts like she doesn't put out. Now I don't care if she does or doesn't if I need ass I…

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Dancers on psychotic meds.

Anyone ever been there?It's like you're fucking five different girls.

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Signature Fuck Move

I'll call it the signature fuck move for lack of a better definition. It's the one go-to move you know always works at getting a great reaction. For me it's the hands on the neck, even girls who say they…

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OT: Is it really a bad idea to shit where you eat?

there are two ladies at work that have been giving me the eye and been very very touchy lately. They are both pretty hot. I have fucked a couple of girls at my old company and quite honestly the repercussions…

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OT: Snow in Huntington Beach?

in about 6 months since I was last in The OC, but I heard it snowed? How was that experience for the freeways?

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Strip Club Bucket List?

What's on your Strip Club Bucket List? I'm still waiting to fuck two strippers at the same time in the VIP.

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Stripper Fuck Stories

I'm bored with the discussion board. Anybody have any good stripper fucks lately?

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More Cash to Blow on Blowjobs

NASDAQ closed above 5000 for the first time since the Dot Com Era. Miss Upton, please allow me to ntroduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste

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New York 2AMer.

MOUNT VERNON – A Bronx man was shot in the leg outside a strip club early Monday. Police said the injuries were not life-threatening. Police said the 20-year-old was with friends at Sue's Rendezvous, 96 Gramatan Ave., and left around 3…

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Starbucks

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, Columbian, and all over my lap when I'm driving.

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TER as Evidence

Curiosity finally got the better of me and I contacted a backpage ad for an escort. I've never done it before and am not sure I actually intended to go through with it or if I was just curious.…

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Hot girls rocking out on guitar...

I did not know so many hotties were shredding on guitar.....I like it,..... and I'm jealous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgdRoBluNPk

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Seeing your favorite club in a death spiral

One of my favorite clubs in the northeast has really been struggling recently. It is the only club for 20 miles in any direction and it has a decent population base surrounding it, so the club has some natural…