I always love the compliments about my eyes or lips, which, as i understand it, is the compliment of last resort when they're hustling you and can't figure out anything else to compliment you on :)
One of my old favorites: I was going through a phase of wearing fancy boxer-briefs, so I typically wore fairly new and higher end underwear to the club. there was this one stripper, every time she pulled down my pants to give me my extras, actually noticed. She was always like, "Nice underwear! What are they, Frigo? You were wearing those hot Zegna ones last time, right?". She always noticed, always remembered. Of all the totally weird things! I figured most guys must wear ratty underwear so I stood out to her, but who knows what was going through her head
"I want to take a bite out of you"
"Your face is symmetrically perfect"
"You are the cutest guy I have ever met!" That one had me LOL.
"We would have gorgeous kids"
"You're turning me on by just looking at me"
There's been other countless other stripper shit. I'll see if I can remember some more later.
You're clean cut and your hair smells great. When they tell me how sexy or good looking I am they loose all credibility. I had a dancer tell me I look like a character on" Sons of Anarchy" . I don't watch the show so I looked it's up. Sure enough, me and this guy could pass for brothers. But my first impression was" this dude's kinda ugly"
I take all dancer compliments with a healthy serving of salt. Except when they gasp and say, You'r so big!" with wide eyes, 'cause I know THAT is true. ;)
"I want you to come home with me - for free"...I didn't take her up on it because she had 7 kids, I wanted to go to a dance club later, and there was a small chance she was setting me up for a lick (robbery).
I love any attention but you better damn well talk to mrs sea before you start playing with my hair...lol My fave complement is any they are giving to my wife. They constantly tell her how they love her outfits. Her fishnets or body stockings, thigh high fuck me boots, see through tops, etc.... They are always playing with her tits saying how much they love her huge tits and even though it's mostly BS she loves it and I love the attention she gets.
Probably the best one is in the back during LD's and she tell us how wet we've got her and guides mrs sea's hand down to feel
You smell good is common, but my favorite was when getting dances from Beyonce's doppleganger she turned to her friend at the next booth and said " this nigga got a BIG Dick!"
Given the stalker problems they have, it's a huge compliment when they will see you OTC without the protection of bouncers. Or even trust you to know their identity IRL. Actions speak louder than words, especially the words of people who make a living selling you something.
All the girls that know me will leave their purse w/ money at my table while they visit the VIP. Later I get free dances for the service. Helps to stretch my club money. Trust is a compliment.
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"Are you a parking ticket?"
Because you have FINE written all over you.
One of my old favorites: I was going through a phase of wearing fancy boxer-briefs, so I typically wore fairly new and higher end underwear to the club. there was this one stripper, every time she pulled down my pants to give me my extras, actually noticed. She was always like, "Nice underwear! What are they, Frigo? You were wearing those hot Zegna ones last time, right?". She always noticed, always remembered. Of all the totally weird things! I figured most guys must wear ratty underwear so I stood out to her, but who knows what was going through her head
"Your face is symmetrically perfect"
"You are the cutest guy I have ever met!" That one had me LOL.
"We would have gorgeous kids"
"You're turning me on by just looking at me"
There's been other countless other stripper shit. I'll see if I can remember some more later.
Usually it's the one about soft hands.
Bet you can't guess who told me that.
You always look so nice, with a coat.
You've got a big dick. {I kid you not.}
Probably the best one is in the back during LD's and she tell us how wet we've got her and guides mrs sea's hand down to feel
"You have the softest hands."
"I love your $20's."
A couple of unusual ones I've heard.
mmmm, if you only knew how good you looked.
and
a dancer pretended to smell me, then she said
You smell good. Then she licked my arm and said. "you taste good too."
She said as I started rubbing her clit after getting my finger all lubed up and wet inside her.
I'm white.