There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with...

There’s sooooooooo many things wrong with this club that I can’t recommend it. It should be noted that I’m a well respected user on this site. My reviews are honest and I try to be as helpful as possible. So it would be prudent to read my review FIRST before going to this club. I believe it’ll save you a wasted trip.

I arrived at Sinsaysionals (also known as “Sins”) on Friday, March 13, 2015 around 11pm. The last time I was here was August 2013 (over a year ago). First off, the parking here is atrocious. This is my first time driving here. I’d catch a cab on prior visits, so I never had to worry about parking before. But now it’s a problem. Me and this Ethiopian cab driver were arguing over a parking space. I think he was either dropping off a dancer or going to park to patronize Sinsaysionals himself. He said some shit to me in Amharic (the language of the Ethiopians) and I told him “Fuck you”. All in all, I won the parking battle and maneuvered my Civic into the space. Ethiopia was MAD. Like United Nations Conference MAD. So I made certain I locked my club on my steering wheel for sure before I entered the club.

Upon entering the club, I could sense safety could potentially be a problem here. I have a sixth sense about these things and am very perceptive. The bouncer was not sure if he should frisk me or not. Who was far too busy texting. FAIL. He seemed young and new. He summoned the Manager who is a friend of a friend of mines. It really is a small world. I know plenty of professionals since I am a professional myself. The Manager gave me a quick frisk and I paid the $20 cover.