Utopia Cabaret
395 Benjamin Franklin Hwy, Douglassville, PA 19518

Apparently I'm the only TUSCL patron...

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pedrome30
Mar 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Apparently I'm the only TUSCL patron who regularly visits (or at least reviews) this club. Oh well.

Again I squeezed in a visit between work and a dinner engagement. No cover and only a slight smoke smell (the dancer parked on the chair next to me was vaping, but I didn't smell much from that). I took advantage of the Heineken happy hour special, but you're probably only getting about 8 oz for your $1.99.

There was one dancer at a time on the stage (which is behind the bar area) and they'd do two song sets, first song clothed, second song topless. Nothing was really pushing my buttons as far as the pole shows, and many appeared to have small, "deflated" breasts as if they'd previously had children and breast fed them. No really curvaceous women, though some had a bit of a gut.

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Apparently I'm the only TUSCL patron...