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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Adding bodily fluids to something a person is going to eat or drink would be specifically listed as a crime in Minnesota under a bill headed to the House floor.
A Blaine man was initially charged with two gross misdemeanor counts, one of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct and one of attempted fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, after an Aug. 26 incident in which he allegedly put his semen into a co-worker's coffee.
The charges were dismissed in November by a Ramsey County judge, who said the crime required nonconsensual touching of the victim's intimate parts.
Under the bill, sponsored by Rep. Debra Hilstrom, a prosecutor from Brooklyn Center and Sen. John Hoffman of Champlin, placing bodily fluids in a substance intended for human consumption would be a misdemeanor.
It would become a felony if someone ingests it without knowledge of the adulteration, with escalating penalties if it's done for sexual gratification or if the victim is a child.
The bill passed Wednesday in the House Public Safety committee and heads next to the House floor.
The Blaine man, John Robert Lind, was caught standing at a co-worker's desk with his hands in front of him near his genitals, according to a criminal complaint.
He admitted having ejaculated onto the woman's desk or other items on four occasions and into her coffee twice within the past six months, according to the complaint.
After the charges were dismissed in Ramsey County, the city of New Brighton charged Lind with a misdemeanor count of engaging in lewd or indecent behavior.
A Blaine man was initially charged with two gross misdemeanor counts, one of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct and one of attempted fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, after an Aug. 26 incident in which he allegedly put his semen into a co-worker's coffee.
The charges were dismissed in November by a Ramsey County judge, who said the crime required nonconsensual touching of the victim's intimate parts.
Under the bill, sponsored by Rep. Debra Hilstrom, a prosecutor from Brooklyn Center and Sen. John Hoffman of Champlin, placing bodily fluids in a substance intended for human consumption would be a misdemeanor.
It would become a felony if someone ingests it without knowledge of the adulteration, with escalating penalties if it's done for sexual gratification or if the victim is a child.
The bill passed Wednesday in the House Public Safety committee and heads next to the House floor.
The Blaine man, John Robert Lind, was caught standing at a co-worker's desk with his hands in front of him near his genitals, according to a criminal complaint.
He admitted having ejaculated onto the woman's desk or other items on four occasions and into her coffee twice within the past six months, according to the complaint.
After the charges were dismissed in Ramsey County, the city of New Brighton charged Lind with a misdemeanor count of engaging in lewd or indecent behavior.
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but he's going about it all wrong, if you see a hot girl and you want to share your semen with her, you should try to put it in her mouth.
That said, I agree that jizz in your coffee without your knowledge = not brilliant!
But I don't drink coffee so no cream for me
I would have another solution for the girl who had the problem guy. She could bake him some cup cakes just for him. She could put extra laxative in them, a lot. If he said they tasted good, she could make a regular habit of it until he caught on the reason he was having diarrhea was because of the cup cakes. Not sure if this is illegal or not.