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My obsession with South and West Asian strippers

The inspiration for this post is sinclair's question about getting together with Indian chicks. As long-term TUSCLers may know, I have been obsessed with Indian, Persian, and Arab strippers for many years, with all three being on my "bucket list" of…

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Halloween Candy - What's Your Favorite?

Juice, Crazyjoe and I went trick or treating last night. I dressed as Iron Man, Crazyjoe went as Liberace and Juice went as a couch. I was so exited when I woke up this morning to have Halloween candy for…

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Sex With Desi Girls

Have any of you fucked an Indian chick? If so, how easy was it for you to get the bang? I have a Caucasian buddy that is obsessed with Indian women. We live in a city being overrun by Indian IT…

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Help Stripper Move

Here it is 6 AM where I'm at and I'm getting ready for work, get a Facebook msg from a stripper asking if I'm working today because she got kicked out and needs to move her couches and clothes…

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zero customers at my local club on halloween night

I Swang in to my local club in Billerica Mas about 9 pm Halloween night and there was not a single customer!

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Watering Hole

At this point I am convinced that Inner Room is no longer good as a strip club. Now it is just a neighborhood dive bar complete with obnoxious drunks and freeloaders. You can…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Not a bad trip

It was worth going to. I have been in Utah for about a year and hadn't taken a chance to go visit any of the local clubs but I decided I should probably get…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

There are plenty of ROB's

This club used to be good with high mileage dances with cute dancers. Unfortunately since management is allowing dancers to charge their own dance prices for table dances this club has gone down hill. I…

The Voo 2

Atlanta, Georgia

okay

pretty decent. not the best as if its magic city or something but its worth it. heard this saturday it's supposed to be some really banging girls there. gonna give it a shot . I…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Good time

My curiosity finally got the best of me after passing this place often. I finally decided to go inside and see what it was about. A very busty black girl greeted me and…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

average night out with a few gems

A cool place, sort of a sports bar vibe. Clean enough. It has a wrap-around bar with the dancers and stage in the middle, then the stage extend down beyond the bar into…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Wow

First time ever to this club. It is in an office park area. The building has the feel of a converted warehouse. Concrete floors and wall, concrete steps into VIP, concrete stage, etc. The room…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

best in the area

second time in the club. much better this time around. 1 very enthusiastic dancer who put some energy and worked the pole. mariah gave great lap dance. says she will be retiring…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The NEW Rhino

I stopped in the New Rhino and it was kind of crouded compared to the old one. There is construstion as I type The Celebrityu booths are not in yet and they have these…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Oh Boy

After a long day of watching football at a buddies house in Seattle and not feeling great, I decided to stop by the club on the way home for a little pick-me-up. After walking…

Candy's

Guadalajara, Jalisco

Great time

Was there for a friend's bachelor party. The girls were hot, talented and willing. The drinks are well priced and large and the girls don't constant,y beg you to buy them drinks like in the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Update

This is more of an update than a review. The best time to go here is during the day shift which now runs 3pm - 10pm. However, after about 9ish, the place kinda dies as…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun time in Vegas

This has become my go-to spot in Vegas. I used to frequent Sapphire, however switched over to Palomino even though it is a little out of town. Main difference compared to Sapphire here is fully…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First time in a strip club, sampled dances from five women and score digits from one

Used the free shuttle service to get to the club around 11pm and back around 2am. The driver got us in without a cover charge so I tipped him 10/person. Made my way in and…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

New meaning to throwing money at women

I stopped in on a Thursday night after visiting some friends. They aren't into the hobby, so I ventured off on my own. The quality of the dancers was decent, and the mileage was pretty…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First time, but will be back

First time at a Dallas club. Decided to check it out while rolling through town. Very big space. Multiple stages, floors and bars. Hung out for a bit and watched some of the game on…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Getting the VIP treatment

I arrived in town from Arizona and drove over to the club around 9:30 PM to spend a little time with my favorite entertainer. With a little assisrance from the club staff I was able…

Darling Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

Lame dances

Yes, the club is big, yes, there are three stages, they even have a kind of balcony, so most of the time there are four dancers performing and yes, most of the girls are beautiful.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi liter is a great club

I've been to the hi liter a few times now. Definitely up there as my favorite club in az. The girls are very friendly. And there is a good mix. I would say the top…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice club

Delilah is a nice club. If you have a hotel key or game ticket stub, you get free admission. It also has free buffet between 5-7pm, M-F. The food is generally good. Actually, the food from…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

End of Night Bachelor Party

Firstly, I admit I haven't visited many adult clubs before so this is a review from the eyes of an amateur club goer. I consider myself to have decent tast though. I went…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Was expecting more.

Was driving up Rt. 11 on the way up to Martinsburg and decided to stop and give this place a try. Looked to be a dive from the outside like most clubs in the area…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

My Favorite club is havin a rough time.

I frequent Dancers a lot. I have visited on dayshift and nights. Sad to say but right now the club is having issues with excise cops. Started a couple weeks ago, I…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Interesting place...wouldn't go back

I'd never been to a place like this, and I have visited clubs for years. This is not your typical strip club. The neighborhood is not great, by a bunch of factories, and the parking…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Solid Eye Candy

I strolled in early on a Sunday night and the place was pretty quiet. Pretty typical layout with a centered main stage and some poles behind the bar. The staff was friendly enough and no…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Changed a lot

I used to go to the Pink Pony back in the glory days, lots of hot girls, awesome value, and a great club. I decided to give it a chance, and the club has changed…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I went there around 11pm. It's...

I went there around 11pm. It's Tuesday $10 per dance special. I did not see the usual of Kelly, as I have not bern there for quite a while. Average talent is about 5. I…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Always fun

Got into the club after the lunch rush. Sat down, ordered my drink and waited to see the action. Saw a couple of faces from the past, Dazzle, Alizea, a couple of the Cabral girls,…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

GCC is the place to be!

I would definitely recommend GCC. It is a very nice club with beautiful women. I sat towards the back this time and let the ladies come to me. I talked to a few waiting for…

Bliss Gentlemen's Lounge

Toronto, Ontario

Mostly boring experience

Went in on a Sunday night and there was only two girls working at the time. The girls were average looking. It took about a hour to see the first stage show, which was decent.…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Great Afternoon Break

Decided to stop in mid afternoon on a Tuesday, was a little slow patrons wise but several girls all in the 7-8 range all looking to have a good time. They were very open…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

About what you'd expect

Had been some time since I'd been in to Bogarts. But as you could expect, everything is just about the same. Same affordable $5 cover, same typical $7-8 beers, same pushy waitresses ordering…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Best of bad lot

The sad thing about the Red Room -- the entire block, actually -- is that the experience is so bad for them that that most good looking, non-druggie girls will drop by once in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

it can be great fun!

nice topless club that is three levels. there are two main stages on the bottom floor. one stage features a static pole 30 feet tall. the other one has two spinning poles 12 feet tall.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Awesome visit. Spent lots of $$$

For my wife's first ever visit to a strip club I didn't want any "eww" factor so we chose Sapphire. Went pretty late, after midnight and the club was crowded but tons of gorgeous…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Good times

I went recently on a Tuesday evening after a long hiatus. When driving in there was a vallet guy that insisted he had to park my car. I refused and he kept insisting he had…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Ok time at Tootsies

Was finishing up a business trip in the area and wanted to have a few drinks and relax. Friend of mine recommended this place and we went there to grab a few drinks. Service was very slow…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Best club on east side

I was back at my favorite club on the East Side. It's located in Sauget, IL so it's right across the river from St Louis and you do not have to go thru any…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Ok time

Quick review of the club atmosphere been covered in other reviews in more detail Kind of a neighborhood bar on one side and a strip club on the other They scan you ID at the door Friendly bar…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not the same old Good Club

I visited the Gold Club on a recent Saturday night after 9 pm. Recent visits earlier in the evening and on weeknights had been very disappointing – talent wise. So, I decided to…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Thursday afternoon visit

Actually, my 2nd time going here - 1st time was about 10 years ago, on a Friday night. I walked in, it was packed full & brightly lit - some sort of featured event,…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Great place and friendly girls and staff

Went there on Halloween night after a concert downtown, not too busy for a monday, so easy to get the girls' attention. Had fun with several different girls in private booths, lots of lap grinding…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Always fun

I usually can't make the Spotlite's hours as I'm traveling through Milwaukee, but Friday they open at noon so I thought I'd stop. There were 4 dancers with a few more getting ready. The Spotlite…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Unique, but not necessarily in a good way.

I've been here a number of times in the last decade or so given I grew up kind of in the area. It's wildly different from anywhere else you're going to find in NJ.…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Disappointed

After many enjoyable trips over the years to this club, from Hummers years ago to H20 now, I must say this club now sucks. First the good, the bartenders are hot and make good drinks.…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

The only club I'll visit in LV now.

After going to one of the priciest clubs in LV (SR) and one of the cheapest (Chica Bonita), this place is a nice somewhere in the middle. I didn't know about the limo ride…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Friendly Trip to the Lapdance Room

I found myself in Milwaukee for an overnight trip and my hotel happened to be in the vicinity of Silk Exotic. The club adjoins a comedy club and they both share a parking lot with…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lil Darlings LV, NV

Good club, lots of varieties of girls to choose from as far as age and ethnicity. Lots of girls on the weekends. Enough that its possible to negotiate and good a good value on a…

Jake's Place

Jacksonville, Florida

Not Worth It

This place seems more like a dive bar with strippers. When I was there, there were 2 girls in their 40s, the owner/bar tender, and 1 other patron. There was a couple of…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Great mileage here

This place is great if you come before 12, its not as crowded and you get extra attention from the dancers. (like $10 cover, it spikes up to 20 after midnight, and gets super packed after…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

One dancer saved the evening

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of only two full…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Long time between visits.

I've not been to Stir or really any other club in a long time. A couple of personal problems have kept me away. This visit was for more than just a club visit. I went…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

still nice club but only topless dances

went there again on friday aftrenoon and club was almost empty few customers sitting in the dark corners talking to girls . Had few shots with cute shotgirl and one cute latina babe came to…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

NIght out in Toronto

Was in Toronto for a Maple Leafs game and on the way back to the hotel we spotted Zanzibar and were just drunk enough that it sounded like a good idea. Garish exterior on…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Nothing has changed

I decided to give happy hour at this club another chance. Arrived at 6:00 and the place was pretty dead with most customers hanging out at the bar. They all seem like regulars but I…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

First stop in a long time.

Was heading to the airport and had plenty of time so decided to stop into the club for an afternoon visit. They have a permanent register set up now to collect cover (complete with tip…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Giving the block a try

Im a Players Club loyalist, but had an evening in dowtown and gave the Block a try. After seeing some good (and bad) reviews, I stopped in at RR. An older spinner, with slighty…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Classy club visit on a Friday evenung

Visited on a recent Friday evening with about 5 other guys. Paid cover and got through security without issues. Club has nice spacing, multiple stages. Lots of girls working. Ordered drinks and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Fun time, and it's not a secret

Went on a Saturday evening with friends around 830 or so, and it was a little disappointingly slow but that quickly righted itself. Compared to other clubs, there isn't much of a tip walk which…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Awesome girl: Nicole

Hey guys, want to let you know about the lovely Nicole I met Sunday night at the club. She is quite a tall brunette with a super hot body. Right up my alley. The club…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

ouch

Recent visit to Boggies......Kind of wish I hadn't gone. Place, physically is same as always, smoky, dumpy bathrooms and semi pushy shot girl. On the upside, the VIP rooms are nicer that a few years…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not a bad way to kill an evening.

I was traveling for business and found myself in Kokomo for the night. I decided to visit the Hugger as it'd been several years since I'd been there. The only thing that had…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

quick stop before heading to Mohegan Sun

had some time on my way to Mohegan Sun, so decided to stop by and see my ATF. It was a Wednesday afternoon and as usual, walked in and paid the $5 cover.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

proceed with potential caution.

traveled to South Florida on business in early October. I was there in early October a day or two before Hurricane Matthew made land more north. The club wasn't very busy and there…

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STUFF I H8 BOUT STRIPPERZ

I HATE WHEN I DROP $30000 AND BITCHEZ TWAT SMELLZ LIKE FISHSTIX

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Alright, what happened to @Motorhead?

It's been way too long for him to have been vacationing. I am starting to wonder and worry. Motorhead, are you still out there?

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Body shop in Miami FL

This club looks like its right up my style....$5 dances and high contact hell yeah ! Any other clubs like this in the area with hot AA and or Cuban ? I have developed a fetish for Cubans since my…

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The real JohnSmith....

He didn;t just start smoking weed, he's been doing it for many years http://www.wisdom-square.com/images/evilweed.jpg

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MVP of Halloween Boobs: Elvira

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mvps-of-horror-the-woman-behind-elvira-mistress-of-the-dark-on-her-35th-year-as-the-bodacious-horror-hostess-121428937.html She always had a nice rack, she's attractive as well without the make-up.

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Best Family Halloween Costume, Possibly Ever.

http://comedyhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Screen-shot-2015-11-01-at-1.23.46-PM.png It's amazing how many people I showed this today that didn't know what it was about. For those of you lost, I'll give you a hint, Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.

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What the hell is wrong with Chicago?

Anybody here live there?

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Halloween Party?

Is the Halloween party at the club really a good night? I've never been, but it seems like sexy Halloween costumes on strippers is still clothing, and my favorite costume for a dancer is to dress up as…

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Tootsie in Miami Florida city bus ?

Is the city bus solid in Miami to trust it to get me to Tootsie strip club ? Didn't know if it ran odd hours or if it didn't go near Tootsie ?

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Hillary and the Indians (no not that Hillary, the other one)

So Hillary Duff and her boyfriend dress up as a "sexy" pilgrim and Indian and the Internet is losing their shit over this. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5814e658e4b064e1b4b2e419 Have things gone too far where just about anything you do today causes someone or some…

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Advice on clubs

I have business that is going to take me thru Columbia, Missouri and St. louis, Missouri. I come here to the experts instead of reading reviews of people I have never seen on the discussion board because I think I…

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a stripper for a workout buddy

I went to see my Megan Fox look-alike at Looker's last Friday. The last time I was there, she -only half-joking- apologized for having a less than great ass. We joked about squats and leg presses which led…

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Sending Habbits Q and A for strip clubs

After my thread on mini trips and I read the comments and then went out and had a mini trip myself it began to make me question my larger trips I understand this is really up to each and everyone of…

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Here’s A Rundown of the Nine Rooms In This Year’s Strip Club Haunted House

I don't think I would go to this Portland strip club for Halloween. However, my CF told me she has a very sexy Halloween costume and wants me to see it. So I'll attend the club party today.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Dirty Bird

Went by the Bird in the afternoon and it was pretty much a dud. There were only 4 dancers that I saw and no PL's which meant all the attention was on me.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Wonk wonk

Keep coming back in hopes of it getting better but it keeps disappointing. Sat evening around 10 pm and got in for 15 including my drink. 6 girls there including 3 of the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Same old, same OLD

This place is in dire need of new talent. There's only a few lookers here (Cassidy, Mercedes come to mind) and the rest are either big or way past their prime. The standard here is…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

WOW

So I was checking out the top ten strip club list based on value and so this club showed up at #3. It caught my eye since it is right outside of New York.…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Slow Sunday afternoon

First-time visit on a Sunday afternoon at about 3 pm. No cover charge (at least at that time of day). There were about 3 or 4 other patrons, all seemed to be local regulars all…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Lamplighter can be great

Okay, the Lamplighter is a bit of a bizarre place. Naked dancers behind glass, not a lot of polework ever seems to go on. There's little notches like at a ghetto gas station…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Never go there early

Okay, sometimes it can be really good to go to a stripclub early. Dancer to guy ratio can be quite good. 2nd to last time I went to Vu, I went in shortly…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice lunch buffet plus eye candy

I was in Ann Arbor on a Friday and decided to check out the Landing Strip. Based on other reviews, I did not try to park on the street. There is a sign…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

Good time at Jag's

This was my first visit and definitely won't be my last! Waitresses were nice and polite, quick to grab you anything you need. There's plenty of seating around the three stages. I'd recommend sitting near…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Better than nothing..

Stopped in on Friday afternoon after I had left another club near Detroit Metro. Last time I had stopped at the Vu, on a Monday afternoon, there were no dancers. I had a…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Little surprised

Went on Friday but it was dead, apparently some event in town. There were about 8 girls, mostly about a 7, I talked to one, Tristan I think, inked up pretty well, fake boobs and…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

A Real Gem

Took a trip East to visit friends/family and stopped in to check this place out. I met a girl named Corrine and was swept away by her. Perfect 10- cute butt, blonde hair,…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Watch out for the cameras

I've been going to this club for the last several years. The quality of the dancers is so cyclical. Quality will be up, then really going down, go up again... and it's going back down.…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

MIxed bag at Mystique

Ok, so this place is much closer to an actual strip club than the old place. At least they have girls. In dozens of trips to the old joint, I saw girls maybe…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Average Night at an Average Club

I found New York Dolls to be pretty run-of-the-mill as far as strip clubs go. Drink prices were fairly normal, the club itself seemed pretty nice but was nothing exceptional. Girls were good overall, but…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Oddly few dancer for a Saturday night

Palomino is normally a great spot after about 1:30 AM. On this visit, though, the club was jam-packed full of patrons with stockily few dancers in sight. I showed up around midnight and…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Miss

After hearing alot about Michael's...I decided to go. Parking was free but hard to find at 9 on Friday. The foyer looked pretty nice but ruined with the attitude of the woman at…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Not for everyone; perfect for some.

The Dancin' Bare is nothing special to look at. From the outside the name is punny, the sign was mocked up on a cocktail napkin as a joke, and the place is painted a color…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Sugar Daddy's

Visited the club early evening before midnight - upon entering the doorman frisked me down - was cool about it. He said there was no cover but the parking was $5 which I doubt…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Not a Destination Type of Club

I had business in North Jersey and stopped by on the way home, thanks to a well-placed billboard on the Turnpike. The club looks pretty typical from the outside, and I liked the look…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Follow Up

Paid a second visit to Delilahs to see if my first experience was an accurate one. About 6-7 girls working on a Friday evening. 2 were hot (8), 2 were not bad (6+)…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

More of the same, or changes?

Stopped in here twice last week when business transactions took me to Harrisburg, around noon both visits, so I took advantage of the lunch special both days, can't beat the price, even if it is…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Again

So this is a quick review. I like posting longer ones but I figured if I don't get this out now I never will. See my previous review for more details on this club. In…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

No bueno

So on a recent trip to Austin decided to hit up a couple of clubs. Saw where this place was a kind of a dive, ladies were not top shelf but could be lots of…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

No Dolls Here

This bar is located about half a block from the El stop on Allegheny Ave. I got there about midnight on a recent Saturday, and a few sketchy characters were roaming the sidewalk, but at…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

Amateur Contest Drew a Crowd

I had never been to the Manhattan Club before, so when I saw that they were hosting an amateur contest I decided it was time to check it out. I enjoyed my visit to the…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

7 year anniversary

I'm a pretty steady customer so I ended up going to Fantasy Ranch on their anniversary and I'm glad I did. The girls were great, food was awesome, Dj was okay. The bartender stayed ontop…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

Coolest atmosphere in a strip club EVER.

I stopped by saturday night on halloween weekend. The place was packed and There was not a seat to be had for over 90 minutes. It's a very small venue. If you've been to a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Above average place in Seattle

Stopped by this place during the week. Overall not a bad experience, but there are absolutely some better clubs in the USA. The value may be better than other clubs in the area,…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Best Bang for your Buck

After several visits here and seeing what the place was all about I decided to bring a few more greenbacks. It seems like a few dollars will go a long, long way here ! Parking…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

beer stop only

Bikini bar located off expway...drink prices here are high. Buying a girl a drink is likely 10bucks. Girls will stage dance and then rotate around dancing on the bar for a tip, so if your…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Pawg

Been a little bit since I posted a review and this one is a little old (almost 2 weeks) please forgive me. Just didn't have time to write it but the details are still fresh…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Afternoon Fun

I'd been here at night after a football game and was disappointed but wanted to give them another chance. So I dropped by one afternoon. The club set up allows the best of…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

Halloween party

A buddy and I decided to head back to the Tracks in Massillon. From the outside you would never know it's a bar. No signs what so ever. Once inside, its a decent…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Not my first choice or my second...

I've worked at RCS and been a customer there. As a dancer the staff are terrible especially the DJ. If he doesn't want to talk to you or have you come back he just block…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Good place to unwind

Was nearby for work on a Thursday afternoon. Road construction backed up traffic. Parking lot was dirt and rough - don't bring a sports car. But easy parking. No cover and plenty of seats at…

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Hooters/Sports bar/Restuarant

This was my 1st ever visit to this weird restaurant/bar......with scantily clad woman.(very disappointed) Personally, i don't understand why these restaurants are successful. :Not a great place to watch a football game (screens too small) :Not a great place to eat/ food…

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Have you tried Googles Halloween search engine game?

I had a blast. Link may only work on safari, not sure. It did take me more than one try on my iPad to get past level 4. One color is harder to see than the others at least…

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Juice Gets Mad At Jackie, Throws Her Toy

It also happened to be at an NFL game http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/10/30/13472178/bills-patriots-nfl-dildo-on-field-what-bills-mafia

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Twin Peaks Tonite!

I went to watch the Chicago /Cleveland game. Look at hot friendly girls in their costumes! I got some Hersheys Kisses on the table... Every girl that walks by asks if one of them is for her... I say yes,…

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Why Portland has so many strip clubs

http://www.businessinsider.com/why-portland-has-so-many-strip-clubs-2016-9

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Eating Healthy

I have started shopping at some health food stores like Sprouts. Sometimes the scenery is worth it, even if you are not health concious. I see some hot ass yoga pants etc in those places! I am going to keep…

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How To Setup OTC

It's been a long run of bad luck for me lately. I have been given dozens of phone numbers of strippers who seem ready and willing to have a little fun outside the club. The same day or…

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Who would be the best president for the SC scene?

Obviously not Hillary. You may say Trump. But I really don't think Trump is into the SC scene. He doesn't pay for a women's attention by the hour. His ego wouldn't allow it. I say Gary Johnson.…

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MY LUNCH MENU 4 NOV.

PIZZA TOMORROW YAY http://houstonisd.nutrislice.com/menu/pershing-middle/lunch/november/2016/

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For those still undecided on your vote

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states

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Another shitty story

Democrats in Ohio deal with a shitty mess. Literally. Someone dumped a pile of shit in their headquarters. Shit slinging just got real http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/10/30/load-manure-dumped-at-democratic-headquarters-in-ohio-county.html

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For those of you who OTC

Does it ever cross your mind that a jealous boyfriend might follow your favorite stripper and beat your ass or at worst bust a cap on you? Let's face it. Some stripper boyfriends are not OK with their girlfriend seeing customers…

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For you married guys....

Ever ask your wife why the back door slams when you walk in the front door?

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Thigh gap. Yay or Nay?

Yay for me I love tall, slim women.

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(Joke) What do you give a stripper for her birthday?

A robe and a father who gave a damn. Haha, credit to that 70s show

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Dancer says "Not interested in OTC anymore"

I was doing OTC sessions with a dancer last year. Then she went out of town to see family. Saw her in the club last week after a long time. Spent good bit of money and got lotsa love. Broached OTC. She says…

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WWF/WWE

I used to be a big wrestling fan back in the day, it was good entertainment. It's not the same anymore, pretty boring storylines, these wrestlers nowadays don't have charisma. Looking back at the history of the WWF/WWE, who would you…

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After 8 songs of dry fucking ever have a dancer tell you this at the end of a se

I bought the dances because the dancer was showering me lots of contact out on the main floor. I can't touch club in the VIP but out on the floor had my hands all over her but it was time…

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Need help getting a bigger dick ? Eat sum pussy !

In all seriousness I've noticed that during a dance if a dancer shoves her pussy in my face were I can sniff it and munch on it I get instant wood. Usually normal dances I get hard middle or near…

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3 strippers arrested after Columbus nightclub compliance check

It's great that Columbus, GA, police have halted the serious crime of dancers exposing their nipples. http://www.wtoc.com/story/33513114/3-strippers-arrested-after-columbus-nightclub-compliance-check

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sex on stage

i was wondering if i could appear on stage and have sex with black men

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Porn producers have finally lost it.

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/111449/Weird_blowjob/

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Best clubs to work at on a weekday

Going to be traveling and need advice on which clubs are good to work at Sunday through Wednesday?

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If You Could Have One TUSCL Member Band For Life?

Who would it be? Assume that the banning would somehow, magically, ban all of that person's aliases too.

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How often do you take mini strip club trips ?

We all do and know about getting $300-$1,000 up and hitting the club hard every few months for the typical club shopper, But ! How often do you take mini trips ? Those visits that cost $50-$250 ?

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Stripper kissed me on the lips during lap dance

For the record, this was at a club in the United States (Not in Vegas). I've had many lap dances, but this one was so unusual that this LD felt better than sex. Me and the stripper just had a…

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distance to your preferred clubs.

when i am at my kingman arizona dive the closest clubs are at least 100 miles away in vegas. at my los angeles area dive i drive one way 20 miles to spearmint rhino rialto and 40 miles to tropical…

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rating your overall satisfaction.

on a scale of 1 to 10... how much would you rate your overall strip club girl experience? you can include the girls you have actual lap dances with and girls you see dancing on the stage or walking…

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Guns and Boobs for Breakfast

http://gunsandtitties.tumblr.com/ Enjoy

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Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton....

A wet fart in flu season!

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office hot and the doughnut theory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe5uj9VK3Vg the premise being that if someone is 'office hot', it' because they are the most attractive in the office, where they probably would not be attractive outside of the office. this can be applied to dancers. the 'office hot'…

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This was So Cute!

At a recent visit to a club I'm familiar with, I was approached by a dancer who said 'Hi' and asked if I remembered her, of course I indulged her and said 'Yes' even though I didn't recall ever meeting…

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TUSCL. Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear .

Famous quote at the bottom of the screen. Lots of good ones popping up.

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OT Remembrance Day

I'm settled in to watch the Sunderland v. ARSENAL tie. Seeing the genuine display of respect and reverence by the English, players and fans, really puts us to shame. Keapernick (sp?) and his followers/supporters are such twats.

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My Recent Doctor Visit

I went to the doctor for some routine tests yesterday. Nothing serious wrong....great news! Right? The doctor told me to start eating more fruits and vegetables about a year ago. On this visit he told me that I am not…

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Down to Miami I go.

It's been a cold week up here in Detroit, we had sleet and snow on Wednesday. I thought about it, researched air fares, rental cars and lodging and got some pretty good deals. There is a website called Cheapo…

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Fuck amateur clubs. Why is Lido , NYC rated so highly? Has Admin considered send

I am here and not like it one bit. The dancers are all 5 or 6 , maybe one is a 7. Keeping aside no extras, the mileage is great only psychologically. It's an amateur private club with amateur dancer.…

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Ever met any dancers who thought they were a vampire?

I met one. She bit me when I went to the stage to tip her. It was a friendly bite but I didn't care for the way she bit me or location. I have wondered if I could be…

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Hypothetical, especially for Juice

Inspired by a true story. So let's say you go to your club and get some free chacken fingers with admission. Then your favorite girl takes care of your needs. Afterwards you've got a few singles left in your pocket and see a…

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Out In Public Part 2

Well, it looks like we finally found out who the tranny was that gave LDK82 a hang job. It was Larrythefisherman. At least all of the stories LDK tells are real, no matter how weird they are.

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Out in the public

So I was getting a lapdance from this stripper where we both got "comfortable" in her car outside of her apartment complex. Her windows weren't tinted or anything, so anybody walking in or out of those apartments could see what…

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STD Free --- well I do have mouth herpes

So I fucked me some Skankie strippers early on my clubbing life (Started Sep 2014) actually it how I found this site. Anyway took and test a week ago because the new stripper wanted proof I was clean. For a…

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Regulars at Strip Clubs?

How many of you are regulars at strip clubs? If your not a regular how many times a week or month do you go? I go twice a week and some of my buddies think thats too many times.…

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How does a stripper say "You can fuck me if you pay me for it."

I find that even prostitutes are sometimes reluctant to come right out and say that I can fuck them for money. For example, this is a text i got this morning from Tiny Tits offering some pre-Halloween delight: Wanna meet…

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Sorry if I have been cynical lately

Sorry if I've been sounding a little cynical lately (as a few of you have PM'd me and told me). Just kinda tired of the stripper shit and drama I've been dealing with. I don't know if it's…

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Lawsuit: Stripper stabbed man for refusing dance

When you hear "Wanna dance?" you better say yes. http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20161028_Lawsuit__Stripper_stabbed_man_for_refusing_dance.html

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Knife-wielding patron attacks employees in Athens strip club

What else can you do when they refuse to serve you more booze? http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2016-10-27/knife-wielding-patron-attacks-employees-athens-strip-club

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A Real Challenge

Start OTC with a skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her manners. Play Henry Higgins to her Eliza Dolittle and pass her off as a princess at an extravagant social function.

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how to start a sausage factory-bad membership program

2nd trip to a new-to-me SC. Last time it was 2 men for 1 dancer ratio. This time it was 5 FIVE, FUCKING FIVE men to 1 dancer ratio. Starts to look like a regular night club. Some girls were…

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Yeah, it 't be a day without a babe.

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/a-victorias-secret-angel-has-stretch-marks-161151623.html Not too shabby, this one, I don't care if her photos for Victoria's Secret are retouched. I think she is pretty fine. I'd do her, what about you guys and gals ?

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The 'Tell'

Spend enough time with someone and things become second nature. I recognize the telltale behavior surrounding the lies. I play dumb. For example: If something is on her conscience she accuses me of the very thing…

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Cutting an OTC Lose

So a stripper I've been OTC with 3 times I told I wanted to take a break. Reasons behind me doing that were -I had lost (over weeks) money gambling -She'd asked me for money once and offered to…

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hasn't happened to me before..wasn't sure WTD...

for the first time i could recall, as i'm getting into my car in the parking lot, i saw 2 dudes physically coaxing a drunk girl towards the hotel a few feet away...and she was someone i was acquainted with.…

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Olympic Gardens/OG closes.

One of the only spots in Vegas where extras were generally available. OG apparently shut its doors rather abruptly last weekend, possibly over the failure to maintain their liquor license. Though I'd heard that the relatively new owners were having…

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Ignore Function

I wonder if founder could expand it to ignore postings with target words in them. That would eliminate a ton more meaningless posts for me. Anyone like that idea? There is a plethora of words to be ignored. :)

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Possessive strippers

A few years ago I had one favorite dancer that brought her GF over to my table to introduce us. Grabbing my package she told her GF "This is mine. If I am not here, you and only you, are…

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TUSCL makes the news.

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/how-to-become-a-stripper/sex-dating

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Joke of the Day

A PL goes to the strip club and spends the evening drinking and watching naked women. When it's time to go home, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He waits half an hour, and again…

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Important discussion !!! My Cock is in Double Jepordy !!!

I meet this stripper last night in my home club and she looks 14 but clearly has to be 21 to work at this legal establishment. Any ways got her back to the room because she needed cash quick and…

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women customers in semi-private LD area

Last time I walked through my clubs semi-private LD area, which is zig-zagged and L shaped, I saw 2 different, probably unrelated because they are in different areas, getting LDs from strippers. But umm, female customers dont have dicks, they…

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Juice Rap Name

Since JS69 needs a new stripper name I think Juice needs a new rapper name. Jax Stax is a solid name but maybe something a little more catchy, something that could get him a sponsorship deal with Four Loko,…

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Stripper name

I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.

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Topless dancers vs nude dancers

Never been to a club with nude dancers. Can anybody throw some light on the visual and LD experience. No good reviews or maybe I haven't read them all.

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OT: hmm - interesting

Elon Musk all but confirmed that Tesla is looking at creating a car-sharing network using its Autopilot technology. When Tesla announced it would begin outfitting all of its cars with the hardware needed for fully autonomous driving, it also said…

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Experience with Missoula, Montana

Are the two clubs I see listed worthwhile? I read the reviews, but curious if anyone has anything to add. My friend is headed there for work, will be there the Monday and Tuesday nights before Thanksgiving. I could join for…

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Important question. The safety of my dick is at risk here.

Just had dances from an adorable baby stripper. She looks 17 but claims to be 21. We are discussing ways that she can make more money as a stripper and she's a willing pupil. Here's the question. She has…

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Strip club VIP memberships. Not just vip rooms

Any of you ever do these. Not talking about going to vip rooms, but some clubs sell annual and lifetime memberships for free entrance, use of vip areas, etc. Don't personally know too much about them and don't club often…

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Street Ho Hustle

Got chatted up while pumping gas. She had a good line and her hustle was really convincing, hell it might have even been true. Her pitch came from every angle and addressed all kinds of humanity. She…

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Advice in how to tell striper to go away as fast as possible.

I go to cheap strip clubs where females are usually in the changing room, then if a customer shows up, a stripper at a time will come out to ask for a dance. sometimes taking up to 30 mins for…

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Sitting on your lap

Do you like, love, hate, or are indifferent to when a stripper sits in your lap? I like it. Usually it means her lapdances will be pretty good.

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Obvious

When the ATF and I are out there is no way to even begin to deny our situation. Other couples look at us, the women seem offended, the men look jealous. I don't particularly like the attention and…

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Compare/Contrast: Ho to Bitch

A ho will fuck anybody, a bitch will fuck anybody but you.

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Planning a Trip

I'm really way past due for a road trip to the mountains to clear my head. I've considered inviting: a- the ATF who is loads of fun, but her moodiness is depressing and she's unreliable as all hell. b- a…

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OT: Hillary

Not trying to knock her, but when you see her walking doesn't she seem grandmotherly/old and a bit frail - imagine 4 or even 8 years from now (assuming she would be re-elected as sitting prez)

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A challenge for LDK...

Walk into the club with your dick out... See if anyone notices...

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It doesn't really matter...

Hillary would crack up after 6 months, and Trump would be assassinated by a Mexican drug cartel....

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Favorite criteria

Rate the minimum to be considered a fave/regular as well as your ATF in the following categories from 1-10 Looks Personality Mileage Consideration for reg status: Looks=8 Personality=4 and Mileage=6 with the latter two the minimum but combined at least 13. The ATF: Looks=10…

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Chessmaster on ignore

Title says it all.

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This one for sure !

https://www.yahoo.com/style/eva-longoria-forgot-her-pants-164748370.html I remember her from Desperate Housewives. She got me going then and I'd still do her. Would you guys and gals mix it up with this babe ?

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Yes? No? Maybe?

http://www.theasshunter.com/images/verunka014.jpg

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Dumbest tatoo you've seen?

I just spent a few hours drinking to much. One of the dancers had, no shit a machine gun Tatooed on her ass that went from her ass up to the fifth rib. Also had some kind of Arabic script…