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Planning a Trip

Imamutt

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

I'm really way past due for a road trip to the mountains to clear my head. I've considered inviting:

a- the ATF who is loads of fun, but her moodiness is depressing and she's unreliable as all hell. b- a possible new CF who seems to be up for anything I want, appears to be sane, but I barely know. c- one of my good friends, but we like the same type of girls, so he might be competition if opportunity comes by. Or, d- go alone since I enjoy solitude, and could go unfettered by someone else's interests.

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vincemichaels

d, IMO, it's good to be one with nature with no fetterments.

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Papi_Chulo

IMO being w/ a stripper for 24 hrs is not the best wag to clear one's head - go alone & chexk if there's a decent SC within decent driving distance in case you wanna kill a couple of hours

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Imamutt

TF, lol, thought about that, dogs are chick magnets, they especially love a hopeless mutt!

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Imamutt

TOB, You pay 300 per load? You must be way homlier a mofo than my own self!

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Subraman

-->"IMO being w/ a stripper for 24 hrs is not the best wag to clear one's head"

LOL! Understatement of the year!

I don't think Imamutt really means "clear my head" ... if he really needed something cathartic, there wouldn't be all this talk of inviting strippers, worry about the friend liking the same type of strippers as him, etc.

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Imamutt

Subra, Very perceptive, as always! Yeah, just a change of scenery would do me good.

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shailynn

You mentioned going to clear your head, and although you like you ATF she creates a lot of headaches for you.

If you're going over a weekend - stop by and bang your ATF or CF before you head out of town, then enjoy your time alone in the mountains. When you get back - take your buddy out for beers during Monday night or Thursday night football. That makes everyone happy, you get to see almost everyone on your list and most importantly - you'll be happy.

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Imamutt

When did Shailynn become such a genius?

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shailynn

I have my moments when I'm not busting balls.

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Imamutt

Other possible scenarios:
-Take the CF and drinking buddy, make vids of us DPing the CF (no homo), share them with TUSCL.
-Go alone, fake my demise, start posting on TUSCL under a new user name.
-Take the ATF, build a cabin in the woods, make babies until our seeds dry up.

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joomlalms

As Mr. Trump said about Lindsey Lohan:

deeply troubled women, they're always the best in bed, but you don't want them for a long time.

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shailynn

"Take the ATF, build a cabin in the woods, make babies until our seeds dry up."

Yeah that's all you need, you have enough trouble handling 1 ATF, could you imagine if you had to deal with her and 2 little mini-strippers-in-training 24 hours a day?

I bet shit would hit the fan when one of those kids went and licked one of your stamps!

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vincemichaels

I'd tie up the little bastards if they licked my stamps !!

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jester214

D, few people appreciate the value of some solitude. Getting to do what you want, how you want it and on your own timetable is a beautiful thing on vacation.

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3LeggedMan

Option B sounds best to me. A sounds like a headache waiting to happen and C and D lack any kind of upside

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