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2nd trip to a new-to-me SC. Last time it was 2 men for 1 dancer ratio. This time it was 5 FIVE, FUCKING FIVE men to 1 dancer ratio. Starts to look like a regular night club. Some girls were 2 dancers to 1 customer. Dozens of customers were sitting alone staring into their phones. Dozens more were talking in groups of 3 to 6. Bathroom line, shared between dancers and customers, was 9 deep. LD area line was 13 couples deep. VIP rooms were 5 couples deep (not like there even is any dancer to take to VIP, or even talk to). The cover for the SC is $40, but I probed the manager/cover cashier a little bit more. Turns out, if you subscribe to their membership program, which is $40 a month, CC autopay, you get free cover for the whole month (but they are open only 3 days a week). No fucking wonder it is a sausage fest. Thank god I got a coupon for 1 free cover, that will be the last time I come here unless I get FS (and I wont because this place is a stripper web dream, dancers pick you, not you them). Spent $48 to get my ass in the door each time, and I feel like I'm back in college with meat head football players getting all the girls, and the dilberts jerking each other off. I gave $5 to 1st stripper to go away, she was the uglyest in the club, and the only one that wasn't busy. From trip #1, I learned to ask if they take off their tops in LD area, because 2 out of 4 girls didn't.

Tonight I asked stripper #2, if she takes off her top in song 1, she said yes, she didn't during the dance, I asked her to take it off, she told me "I'm not hoe, that song was $20" and ended the LD instantly.

Stripper #3, I didn't even bother to ask about topless, because she can walk upto (and I saw her do this 3 times) and instantly every guy took her to the LD line (she was an 8). When I finally had my 5 SECOND window to grab her, asking was last thing on my mind.

I dont go to a SC to feel like I'm in a NC with every fucking female that looks like a female ignoring me or sicking their BFs/male escorts on me. Tonight, I pissed $100 away and felt like college again. Get the sock, because its a circle jerk because the only women you see are on the TV from a porn DVD.