Sitting on your lap

I love it unless it's a heffer or a stripper I'm completely not interested in.

For me that means nothing, but if they come grabbing the bird, then is a different story.

Same as MrRock. If they're a pig, or fugly, no. I'd add the tattoo women to that list, since I'd never dance with one of those freaks.

It's better than shaking hands like she wants to sell me a used car. Although often the analogy fits.

In my club, one rule is a dancer has to have at least one foot on the floor in the bar area. I find it especially hot when she's completely on my lap.

ditto mr rock.

i LOVE it. i wish more dancers took the initiative to do this.

i was at one of my fav clubs last weekend and many of the dancers' were doing this, but in most places its the exception rather than the norm IMO

Larry do you have to give up all your lunch money to have a girl sit on your lap during lunch in the cafeteria?

On a side note, one time Juice did the reverse and sat on a dancers lap, that dancer has been missing ever since that incident took place, which was 2 years ago.

Has anyone checked juice's asshole? I understand it's been two years since he could take a shit! ;-)

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Now that's something i would expect a humpback weasel to know. :D

They found one stripper shoe, a Crown Royal bag with $75 in it and a g-string in the seat cushion but no signs of the stripper.

Dayum! A whole 75-? Maybe she hadn't paid her tipouts and her dealer then...

"Usually it means her lapdances will be pretty good."

Has been my experience as well, the latest being at follies. Damn I miss that girl.

You are a douche Larry.

I like it, but usually there is one I want to talk to and a different one is sitting on my lap cunt blocking her

Kinda similar to Impala, usually the girl I'm NOT interested in is the one sitting on my lap.

In some more ordinary venue, where you can just approach a girl entirely on your own initiative, starting with her standing up is better. You can transfer her to your lap a bit later.

But beyond that and in a strip club, where you shouldn't really box in a girl's movements, girl sitting on your lap is FANTASTIC! Everything is possible from that kind of a start.

But in our local no touching strip clubs it is impossible. :(

Now in AMPs it is fine, but that is always after you have committed to the session, not some kind of preliminary fraternizing.

So a strip club with lap sitting is like a dream come true.

SJG

Very rarely happens to me. Usually only first day at my SC strippers do it. They see nobody else really does it (except strippers and their selected dopemen) and dont do it anymore.

I angle myself so they mostly can't do this. Why? Because a heifer jumped in my lap one time and that shit hurt.

Yeah; if she keeps her distance and is not touchy feely then I make the assumption her dances won't be very good - but then again I don't like them sitting on my skinny leg too long especially w.r.t. the brickhouses I'm into - but I do like them making the attempt.

I love it. Most are too shy to just jump aboard, at least if they don't know me. I always generously reward those brave enough to sit on my lap upon a first meeting.

@theeOSU: Wow! You're still alive! I thought all you Buckeyes had committed seppuku after the debacle in Happy Valley....tee hee.

I like it when a girl sits on my lap. That is a signal to me that she is open to anything I want. My hands start to roam and go anywhere and everywhere.

I like it. We can then talk about the first thing that pops up. :)

Lol Shadow good one.