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My Recent Doctor Visit

crazyjoe

Colorado

I went to the doctor for some routine tests yesterday. Nothing serious wrong....great news! Right?

The doctor told me to start eating more fruits and vegetables about a year ago. On this visit he told me that I am not as full of shit as I was, but still full of shit however. He prescribed a do it yourself coffee enema. I went and purchased the enema bag today.

I am trying to figure out the best place to do this... Since I always shit at McD's, should I do it there? Or somewhere else that may have better coffee?

I thought about a road trip to Oregon to shit at the Cowgirls Coffee ...

What say you?