I went to the doctor for some routine tests yesterday. Nothing serious wrong....great news! Right?
The doctor told me to start eating more fruits and vegetables about a year ago. On this visit he told me that I am not as full of shit as I was, but still full of shit however. He prescribed a do it yourself coffee enema. I went and purchased the enema bag today.
I am trying to figure out the best place to do this... Since I always shit at McD's, should I do it there? Or somewhere else that may have better coffee?
I thought about a road trip to Oregon to shit at the Cowgirls Coffee ...
What say you?
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I say you go to Larryfisherman's parents house, but you're going to have to ask his mom first if you can come over, he has to do his homework first before he can play.
Shit!
Last time I went to the doctor he told me everything looked good but wanted me to quit smoking and loose 40 pounds, told him that last time he had me quit I put on the 40 pounds, kinda afraid to quit again!
Shiit
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