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Another V Live coming to Chicago.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/27/v-live-strip-club-audition/

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Arab scientists

Arab scientists have invented a time machine that can take anybody back to the seventh century, its called Islam.

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Strip Club Manager Gets 15 Years for Beating Drunken Patron to Death

I knew there was a reason I didn't like strip club managers. http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Strip-Club-Manager-Patron-Murder-Prison-391392532.html

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Did shadow help that dancer at follies Over Dose in the vip ?

Was it $50 off for her being dead ?

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the girlfriend experience TV series

Guys anyone watch this show on showtime ? I only saw i think the first 4 episodes where she BBBJS her clients , the white girl is hot and played the role quite good looked like she likes to…

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The "Giant Breast Defense"

Some thoughts. 1. We need pictures. Definitely need pictures 2. Was John Smith his lawyer? 3. I'm moving to Sweden. Story https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3756430/amp/Ice-hockey-player-cleared-groping-woman-Swedish-bar-victim-gigantic-breasts.html

Déjà Vu Tijuana

Tijuana, Baja California

Checked out the brand new club last night

After a disappointing time at Adelitas Bar, I decided to try out Deja Vu on a Friday night. My first impression was that the club itself is beautiful inside and out. The exterior has this…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Thursday funday

Lots of good looking Latinas present which suits me just fine. It does get a little crowded on Thursdays due to $100 VIPS, plus happy hour running with $5 admission (it was 5:30 pm…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Lucked Out on Return

This was my first time back at this club in 4 years. Mostly because I don't live in So Cal. About 6 years ago I had the most amazing experience with a Latina…

New Black Lace

Lawrence, Massachusetts

Expensive

I went here once before but decided I would give it another shot. So, I went in and there were two women working. One was a tall busty Brazilian looking girl. I…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Not bad for a Tuseday

First time back in this strip club in almost two years and i had plenty of time on my hands that night even though it was Tuesdays i was not really expecting it to be…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

New Ownership cleaning it up

Went to check it out after reading about the Oz ownership change. It appears they have put in all new booth type seating in all of the private rooms and gotten rid of all the…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Bad value air dance club.

I went to doll house knowing how lame orlando is from the reviews. $15 cover. There's a valet. No idea how much. I took uber. The club is posh inside and out. One stage with…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Opening weekend

I stopped by Friday night to see the re-opening. The club has slightly changed. One of the VIP rooms is open space where dancers give their lappers. This one is closer to the 2nd floor…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

shiver me timbers and blow the man down

This review is from a few weeks back. After battling a rain storm that slowed traffic to a crawl i figured I would stop in and see if some of the previous reviews have…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

blond centerfold

Thought I'd give this place a try. Got free pass from text message from their website. Cool. No alcohol in the club so $6 bottle of water..not so cool but it averages…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Probably about as good as you can expect in DC

Based on all of the information I have Mpire is probably about as good as you can get in the DC area. It is definitely better (in my experience) than the nearby Camelot (review forthcoming). First…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good to kill a little time

We popped in to ogle ladies before heading out to the Brewers game. Ladies are friendly and not pushy, which is ok ... I would have enjoyed a little more attention, but it was…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent

The neighborhood (Fulton Industrial) is not the safest, so best behavior is to not loiter around: drive directly to Babes and use their paid parking...do NOT try to randomly find free parking in the area...it…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

It keeps getting better at Tally

I have been visiting this club for years and they have always had pretty girls but let me tell you, in the past 3-4 months there has been an influx of amazing young women. So…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Still best club in abq

I went again on a friday night. That is when most variety and quality of dancers are available. All body types are available from thin to think and busty with about half and half being…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

A functional club

I live about 5 minutes from Vixens but made my first visit yesterday. It was ok. I'm a way I'm kinda glad it wasn't stellar as if it was I would probably be spending far…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I traveled to Minneapolis with a...

I traveled to Minneapolis with a couple of friends to attend the Metallic concert on 8/20/16. Before the concert we went to the Sprearmint Rhino for a little preliminary fun. We were there abount an…

Chasers

Houston, Texas

Better than last time

I decided to give this place another shot and I'm glad I did. I got there about 3:30 and didn't have much time. When I walked in, I noticed more dancers than last time. No…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

How the Mighty Have Fallen

I walked in about 4:30pm on a Friday, first time here in years. Me, I like to sit at a table and get to know the pretty waitresses. Well, when I saw the waitresses here,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday

Came in on a Monday and saw a few familiar faces normally from weekends. A pretty slow day, probably 4 customers including myself. The young hot ones were Princess, Anya, and Daisy.…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Great for couples

I was totally impressed Julez one of the strippers was amazing - WE did something different in 20 years of being married. I bought the VIP package. My wife and I had a great night . (…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Best in Dallas

If there is a better strip club in Dallas, someone let me know. Waitresses are pretty, bartenders are outrageously cute, and the strippers are not only top shelf but they have great attitudes. The club…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good time at Scarlett's

I stopped by Scarlett's while on vacation in Florida a few weeks back. After reading all of the reviews on this site, seemed like a good place to stop. I went to the bar as…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Pretty ordinary but it is the best you have here...

I and my roomie went there on a weekday after office. There was a cover charge , it was around $7 or something. The receptionist asked for a tip on her boobs. There was a…

FKK Artemis

Berlin, Germany

Quite an experience

So this was my first time at a brothel (or as I like to call it in this case, a spathel). I think most of the details have been laid out, but the short of…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Large and definitely not in charge

This place can have potential. Although no raised stage, it's not a detractor. Depending on the girl you an get a bit grindage right there when you rip the dancers your singles.…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hustler Club Friday Afternoon

My last visit to the Hustler Club was about 5 months ago, so I was due for a return visit. Friday afternoon visit, parked in Custom House garage. No cover with Internet pass…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

It's Okay, Could Have Been Better

I was in town for work and had not been in the area in about 1.5 years. I had only been to Coliseum once before and had some luck, so I thought I would…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

none

My first visit here. Second club in Charlotte. First was Uptown cabaret. I preferred GC. You can go here, have a decent time, and not spend a lot of money. Used online coupon to avoid…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Warm, welcoming atmosphere!

As soon as I entered the club, I was immediately greeted by several staff members. The women at the door was cute, friendly, and bubbly, the security was attentive, and the bartender was smiling, inviting,…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Thursday night visit

Had extra funds so decided to make a stop to my favorite club. About 11pm on a Thursday night and the place was hopping. A lot of hot bodies, some old faces and a lot…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

3 months

It's been a little under 3 months since my last visit here. Club: The outside of the club has been painted and a ramp and realings added by the entrance. Additionally security now wears red The…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

no one reads this

this place usually doesn't get real busy on the weekends until about 10pm. I've noticed a few new faces lately, but still the same core of girls over the past year. I come here quite…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

Dixie rose 8/1/2016

Dixie rose I went in about 4:30pm and the $5.00 cover. Eve and another girl set down with me and talk. Eve had long dark hair fair looking with Tats on arms. She had…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Awesome atmosphere

Went here on a Friday night. Stayed until I got kicked out lol. Long story. Will come to that. Huge club that was packed to the rafters. They had to open up the side sitting…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

not a place to go to chill

I was in town for an unexpected funeral. I was hoping to find a place with young decent looking girls to while away 3 or 4 hours. This club is a no booze place with…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Dive Bar

Went here on a Saturday night which usually should be busy especially since there were some good sporting events/fights going on the tele that night. You go in, see the bouncer and you are good…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas Bonitas

Went to Chicas and usually this is not my type of spot for Vegas but I was looking for some Latin booty and a more local spot that cheap and found that here. Once I…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

Decent time for this area no frills

I found this spot from my one of the dancers who is my facebook friend and wasn't disappointing. Cheap cover only $5, friendly girls came over a little aggressive to go to vip dance room.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

It's all for sale ! !

Ok,this is the third time that I have stopped at the Collie and it was busy with a wide variety of girls so I figured it would be worth reviewing. Valet parking is mandatory and is…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Nice club, but do not expect high mileage

The club itself looks nice, well maintained, and clean. There are multiple stages with the pole, but only one was utilized on the night I visited. Center of the club has tables and arm chairs…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

not so pleasing

I went here as I was driving to Manhattan. The outside looks good and I found parking Street side but I guess they have parking but not sure if it is valet. Paid house fee…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Our 2nd Landing Strip Review

This is our 2nd review of the Landing Strip...It's been a year since the last one so here goes. First several things have changed. They are now open at 4:00 every day and Lap Dances…

Body Tapp

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Rebranded

Body Tapp is no more, club changed and re-branded as LUXXX with mostly cosmetic changes; not sure when but I can guess why. You still get ID check outside and pat down inside door before…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Another good club ruined

I've been here many times over the last three years. I was never excited about paying $30 per dance, but the girls were fairly good looking and you could touch everything but their panties.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Treasure club

Out of all the clubs I have been to this is one of my favorites and I'll explain why. Its in a pretty small town of North Carolina (Greensboro) which means it attracts a lot…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Nice laid back place.

Entered here a little after lunchtime to kill some time and found it to be a pleasant place. The dollar train gets a little tiresome especially when some of the dancers go up and…

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New VIP booths at HiLiter

Anyone who reads the reviews of the HiLiter in Phoenix has by now heard about the new VIP booth at this iconic strip club. Should HiLiter be referred to as "iconic"? Hell, I don't know. Anyway.... I made an unexpected…

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Dance

Did you ever break dance with parachute pants? These kids are fucking amazing... https://youtu.be/jByupyBJyVY

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Who is more Racist ? Black people or Niggers ?

Don't get mad at me I'm just repeating Chris Rock

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Sunday is go topless day.

Here is the go topless anthem. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/go-topless-go-bare-breasts-song_us_57c0868ae4b085c1ff293d71?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Semi famous to famous bitches that you are currently trying to meet in person or

I've been crushing on Lil Debbie before she was famous way back in the white girl mob with krayshawn. Now this bitch is coming up and I would really like to have a chance to interact with her. I'm going…

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How much money would you have to get paid to do this ?

You must have sex with Hillary Clinton. She has you for one hour and you must perform every sex act that she requests. All uncovered. You must give a complete boyfriend experience.

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Funny how Trump describes Hillary's activities as P4P..

lol...only in this election,,,

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Lemmy honored with statue at Rainbow Bar And Grill

That's great, but they could have used a better pose. He looks like he's encased in carbonite https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/lemmy_honored_with_lifesize_memorial_statue_at_rainbow_bar__grill.html

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OffTopic: This young lady needs help!

This has nothing to do with strippers. I don't know her but I saw the story online last night. This young lady was saving her friend from an assault and in turn was viciously attacked. I don't normally pay attention…

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cbj.

I had a very interesting experience last night. young stripper girl let me fuck her bareback... but when I asked while fucking her.. for a blowjob... she says... you got a condom?

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Fake Number then Real Number

How many of you have gotten fake numbers (not even their number whether burner phone or not) from strippers only to one day get their real number? What's your story?

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How facinating!

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Pure Platinum, oakland park

In preparation for a visit to the Miami area, I called PP to see if they were closed. To my surprise they said they were open. I am excited to see if it will match up to how…

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Parachute pants

How many of you remember these? https://www.amazon.com/Countdown-Shiny-Nylon-Parachute-Pants/dp/B00MO72FSC

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Deluxe Corn Stripper

You can imagine my disappointment when I learned this story was not about a dancer from Iowa. http://www.wzzm13.com/money/consumer/try-it-before-you-buy-it-deluxe-corn-stripper/307104010

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Weed is not my friend

A week ago last Thursday, I met an 18 year old stripper. It was her first week dancing. She's a 10. I've seen her twice otc and will see her today. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44722#comment551844 When we were at the club, I told her I…

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Car rental out of state ...how that work ?

Is it easy to rent a car out of state like if you fly in or bus in to just get a car to ride around in ? What things do you need to secure a ride ?

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Dont you just hate it when you find a 20 year old thats a solid 8......

Then talk with her and she tells you a story of how she made some dude LDK then you get excited thanking it's your turn because way else is she sharing this story then she tells you how disgusted she…

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Did some one suggest its coffee time ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjhb8EDbWX/ Damn baby give me a double shot

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

It's ok.. Bartender was cute!!!

I'm new to the strip club scene.. We arrived at 12pm on a Friday night. Hardly any cars in the lot and only 2 dancers on the floor. We had the place to ourselves. The…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Update to previous review

I am updating a previous review left in July when I joined describing the club as I last saw it. I stopped in last Sunday evening on a business trip to Glendora. Not much happening…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

What all strip climbs should be like

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon, at about 1:30 PM, and there was a very nice buffet going on. Cover was only three dollars, and there must have been at least 25 girls working the…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

So bad... I would go back

Went out to see a friends band play locally. Decided to all meet up at Mister Happy's after a few drinks. So I drive over, and park- parking was great. Felt safe and well lit.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Bush review

We went on a weekend night at around 11:30 PM. There was a $10 cover. The cashier and some strippers made a point of telling us how young we were (21). It was crowded and…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Great Club For a Girls First Visit to a Strip Club

Me and a friend of mine decided to go to centrefolds after an evening of drinking. It was her first visit to a strip club, and my first time in centrefolds. Staff were all very…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

skys the limit!

I went here on a Thursday night a few weeks ago around 9 pm. Three step club is next to a massage parlor and adult book store. I used the free admission text and paid…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Maddy O'Reilly Night

The club is still one of the nicer clubs in town. My wife and I went to the club this night. I had a screwdriver with Grey Goose and my wife had wine.…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Not enough

I stopped by last week on what I think was a Wednesday night. I pulled up to the place and double parked like many others do. Don't worry about that. People will move their cars…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

empty venue

The lap dances are $30 per song and the area isn't private at all, it's just a bunch of love seats and chairs behind the bar, no privacy anywhere in this venue. The girls…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The ultimate Experience

I was in San Diego for a convention for a few days along with a few co workers. I decided to hit up HK the night before we were leaving. Went to San Ysidro parked…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

not my fantasie

Lap dances are $30 per song and are more likely to be air dance--your mileage will vary on the dancer though. The bouncers are very much eyes on when getting a lap dance which…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

WTF Is Wrong With The Door Bouncer???

People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20 years, and I…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday Night

Came in on a Sunday for a few hours at around 10pm. At first there weren't many dancers or patrons but received attention right away. The girls were more attractive than I would…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

I should have listened!

I've read the other reviews of this place. SC reviews don't always paint a 100% accurate picture but I still should have given this place a pass. I showed up a little after midnight on a…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice place

Two visits to this place, one was a Tuesday (7 pm – 9 pm) and Wednesday (4 pm – 7 pm). Interesting on how the talent changes from day to day. The place was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still good

Four visits in two days to this place – Tues / Wed – Day /Night. I will spare the details on the parking set up and the club as it has been cover many…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Quick Visit to SR COI

Drove by on a Saturday afternoon, free admission but had to pre-pay for the mandatory $6 soda. Door man was very friendly and accommodating. Great atmosphere in the club, classy and clean. However, there were…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Hit or miss!

I go to this club at least monthly, and I always seem to have a different experience. Some months I find great looking girls and HM private dances, other months bouncers are checking in and…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ashley, Always a Star

Stopped by Henry's North about 11pm Thursday night. I saw Ashley on stage as I walked in and she came right over. For any regular at Henry's North, Ashley is a known commodity.…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Its been a while but the Palomino is still one of my go to Clubs in Vegas

An old friend of mine just moved back to town from Massachusetts and wanted to hit up some clubs. I know he is partial to drinking so Palomino is my go to club because it…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great value alternative to Manhattan clubs!

Went in on a friend's recommendation. Good mix of ethnicities. During the daytime, they usually only have 1 girl dancing on stage at a time. In the evenings, they have as many as 5 up…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

They're No Competition

Stopped in at New Fine Arts down the street. Saw some free admission passes and thought I would check this place out. As my monetary value rating indicates...your money will go a long…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Fun after work

I stopped by the refurbished King Henry after work. I was there before 6pm, so there was no cover charge. They changed the carpeting, painted the walls, and took off the railing, but the layout…

Saint Pete's Exotic Show Bar

Edmonton, Alberta

Downhill fast

havent been here for awhile, and finally returned this week, and i have to concur with others , very subpar . the front door guy still grumpy as always,…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

One of a kind

I took a taxi there, and use the coupon from my phone. Typically they don't let you do that so be aware. I walked in and was really surprised to see how big this place…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Two times in one day

Since this club is near the train station i tend to go here way more than I should. So Saturday I come through and there are only 2 girls on duty. I had time to…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Best Daytime Option in the Queen City

I go to a Charlotte club during the day multiple times per month. Some months, I wonder why bother. Recently, the Gold Club seems to be on a upswing. Arrival is not…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Solid Gentlemen's Club

I visited with a date (her suggestion) to relax and get a few drinks. Her words were "Comfortable place to get intimate while surrounded by beautiful women". She was spot on the money! It was…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise showgirls is the best strip...

Paradise showgirls is the best strip club in the city of industry la puente area. Everytime i come here there are nothing but hot and sexy women. I really like how they sit down and…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Typical afternoon

Stopped in a few days ago mid afternoon. There were about 6-7 dances of mixed body types & ethnicities. I was approached by 2 dancers, neither were my type on the stocky side. There was…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

A rare daylight visit

ENTER THE CHAINDOG ! I came in with $$$$$ to spend and was hoping to find a milf or barely legal girl that was friendly. No cover, sparce crowd, maybe 10 guys at 3 pm…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Great club for beginners

I'm no Strip Club pro, so Silk Madison had been a great place for me to get comfortable. It is a nice, clean, safe club. The main club is kept pretty dark, but there is…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and I haven't been here in a long time so I decided to check it out. I used a free pass from Synn which they have accepted and got me…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Plesantly Surprised

Went to Headquarters on a Thursday Night because they had a special feature Pornstar dancer at the club. Alison Tyler was making her feature dancer debut. Enter the club and was greeted by…

Solid Gold

Burlington, Ontario

Busy Saturday night

I went in on a Saturday night and I spotted a very good looking dancer. I saw her dance on stage and she was fabulous. However, when she was done her stage show she stayed…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

first afternoon visit

I usually don't go to strip clubs in the afternoon but decided to stop by on way home from work. I got there around 5pm and saw about 4 customers and 5 dancers.…

Scores New York

New York, New York

Gorgeous Women & Fun Atmosphere

The atmosphere is beautiful with high ceilings and a main stage that has awesome lighting. This is definitely my favorite club to work at. The women are actually all very friendly to each other and…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Decided to try a new place....

Decided to try a new place. Plenty of free parking spots. The $6 cover Included a ticket to comp your cover at either PT's, Roxy's or Penthouse. The bouncers at the door were real professional…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Brothel not strip club

Can't tell you how many times I've been here over the years. This place never disappoints, at least not the afternoon shift. The evening shift always leave something to be desired in my opinion.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Best in Tampa

I would say this is the best club in Tampa, if you're looking for the full strip club experience. The touching limits? Pretty much are none. The girls? Super hot. Been to my fair share…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mid day head

Was down in providence working and finished my meeting around 3 and decided why drive back up to Boston, lets hit my favorite spot in town, Desires. Been here a few times but not enough…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Party Zone

Norma Jeans isnt a strip club, I repeat Norma Jeans isnt a strip club. Its a club with strippers. Went around 11:30 on some why not type ish. Paid the $20 cover and realized once…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I decided to try Penthouse since...

I decided to try Penthouse since it was right across the street from Country Rock. Not sure if it was the door I went in but I ended up paying no cover. This club is…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Getting Better

Well, the dancer quality is starting to get better as they are hiring new girls and getting rid of some of the trouble makers. It's still more of a local spot that caters to the…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Taco Tuesday's

Yes it's worth it. Free before 4p.m. on weekdays. $5 parking. $20 cover at night. BYOB. Mostly Spanish/White girls with a few black girls sprinkled in. The girls aren't your centerfold type, more hood type…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Good first time

This was the first time I had ever been to a strip club. Group of 10 guys in Montreal for a bachelor party. There were some drink specials which the very polite waitress helped us…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

$100/dance !?$%*????

I visited early in the evening around 8pm. Cover was $15 and was given a UV hand stamp. This is the most unique club I have ever visited. There was a movie…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Trip down temptation

Went to temptations after being downtown and having nothing better to do. I went in, paid the outrageous $19 fee and sat down. I had to wait a few minutes for my eyes to adjust…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Rotating Doors

So DD Hazlet seems to be cycling thru a lot of ladies lately - they last a couple opf weeks and move on. Variety isn't a bad thing - just an observation. Simona: was a hottie…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Schoolgirl Nite

Bored on a Thursday - so hit DDTR for Back to School Nite - Small catered food bin in the back with some eats - fairly crowded, but the girls said noone was doing dances…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Too much Hype

Visited the club based on great reviews and national ranking, unfortunately this club is more for regulars to spend time with familiar girls,Easy to find through GPS though the location is well inside from the…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pros and Cons

PT's is very much a mixed bag and though I've only been once last week, I could see how your experience could vary from night to night. I have nothing but compliments for club…

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On My Way To LA...

Thanks to all for the advice on all of the high mileage clubs in LA! If you are in the area, hit me up and the first drink will be on me! Peace.

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OTC Develop - VIP or Front Room

So when I was fairly new to the SC I had two OTC occur with 2 different strippers. One was in Vegas after she declined the first night of her getting off shift, second day was successful (no sex).…

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Shailynn new avitard cracks me da fuck up

Double biscip flexington

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Morals and Drugs at a Strip Club

I just found out a few of my favorite strippers got fired for doing drugs in the bathroom at the club. One of them had been there for 4 years and really did a ton of two way touching.…

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Better to look young and be old or look old and be young?

I have a question I grapple with every time I visit a stripclub. I'm in my mid 40s, but I look a good bit younger. In real life people tend to think I'm around 35, with stripper's they always start…

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Turgid Boner

Did a really hot dancer ever give you a turgid boner?

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Finaly getting a PS4

Can't wait to play this new Madden Shit I might night see another club this year with some exceptions to follies tuscl meetings

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My Facebook is depressing

All the cute girls I went to high school with either look old, got fat, or both. And there are zero bikini pics from the beach, which is probably for the best. A girl I used to fuck in grad school…

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This Is How Juice Runs the 40 in under 4.5

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/14.Indiana.jpg?551c71

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Tuscl is more fun than 95% of all strip clubs

So when I club I go hard on the 5%

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Jokey-Joke

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The…

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The cross.

Had a PM from a friend this morning, we touched on a subject that he brought up. I think it's time to start a new tradition here on TUSCL. I chopped down 2 trees on the lot next…

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Buy real and fake passports((P and D)),drivers liscence,id cards,visas,certificate of birth etc We absolutely guarantee 24 hour passport,citizenship,Id cards,driver’s license,diplomas,degrees,certificates service available. Tourist and business visa services available to residents of all 50 states and all nationalities Worldwide. are unique producers…

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Good for Juice that he's on a diet

But you know he;s eating this on his *cheat* days.... https://jonbarron.org/sites/default/files/giant-plate-of-food.jpg

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ignore button

I accidentally hit the ignore button... wound up ignoring myself evidently. so I apologize for the double posts. I also apologize for hitting post comment before actually writing and posting a comment.

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OT: WhoppRRito

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJiyz_eAo-6/ Not bad for $3. Thick, full of spicy beef, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and some kinda sauce. I would rebuy next time Get you sum

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Two new articles posted

I have not read them yet I did it Papi..haha

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Greenville SC is dying

Action isn't like it used to be Their used to be some real breathe taking hot bitches working in Greenville but not these day's...kinda get the feeling they left for Georgia

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Oops...I forgot to say WEEE-YAWWW!!!

Title say it all!

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Periodic test of whether mikey-boy an' Dougsta are so obsessed with me that post

Title pretty much says it all. Kind of sad that those guys are totally obsessed with yours truly.

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Some clubs and dancers are to fuck"en Tame

Funny to think this but once you've had wild bitches that suck and fuck with clubs that let this happen then other clubs are so damn lame. Was up in a club last night that was more lame than fun and…

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Burkini ban?

I don't like this at all. Fact is I'm looking to purchase one soon before this ban spreads over to the US. I don't want anybody leering at my pale white, whale body. In fact I hope the Burkini will be…

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Something that still bothers me........

This is not my poem. It's pretty much my Dad and I at the end.... My friend says I was not a good son you understand I say yes I understand he says I did not go to see my parents…

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How to avoid the mess?

We visit the strip clubs for lap dances. Getting a lap dance is fine but what about the cum stains. Especially when you have to drive back to your house. 1. I usually wear two underwear and dispose of the inner…

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Troubled Detroit strip club Erotic City to shut down - for now

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/195661186-story

Dancers I Have Known

After my most recent trip to the strip club I was reminiscing about dancers I’ve met in the past and how much fun we have had. There have been so many girls, hundreds, that I’ve interacted with and had lap dances from, some more memorable than others. Here are some of those I remember more than others. Some are named, some I do not remember their name, and others I use false names for. After many years of never going inside a strip club, on my first visit the girl I fell in love with was Chloe, a beautiful Latina in Albuquerque. She went on stage shortly after my arrival and I was hooked. Chloe started each of her stage dances…

Strip Game

When I first started dancing I was very nervous. My cousin bought me my 1st pair of heels and threw me into her club she worked at. No tips. So ima give a few away that I wish someone told me. My first dance was so stiff I started shaking like crazy, guys were looking at me as if I was an angel and I felt so scared when my turn was over I raced off stage. The strip Game wasn't easy to learn but once I got the hang of it, guys were like puddy in my hands. Tip#1 When you are called onto stage do not rush take your time especially if you're in a conversation with a customer.…

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barefoot on the stage.

i love it when a pretty dancer dances barefoot on the stage. pretty rare sight fo see.

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What is the allure of an overnight stay?

SJG talks about "toda la noche" Escorts offer it in their listings (at a high price, thou$and$) I am sure strippers OTCing offer it too. Why though? It does not make sense to pay thousands to have a warm body sleeping next to…

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Invited to join a trip to TJ...

However, I feel as though it may not be my thing to join in since I find it boring to just fuck and leave. As someone who is more turned on through that simple GFE and intimacy development at my…

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Bringing your ATF home ( part 2)

A week ago I solicited advice on this site regarding my plan to house my ATF for a few days following extensive dental surgery. Most thought I was nuts and you were right. Day 1: picked her up from a sober…

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OT: Botox

On the subject of Botox, what the fuck is wrong with women? I have two friends who married younger gold digging sluts and both get a ton of Botox and neither are even 30 yet. It's amazing, they've managed to…

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Does beer go bad?

I have about 3 Coronas and a couple of IPA's in my fridge that have been there probably about 2-3 years. I don't drink much unless im at the SC or watching football with friends.and usually do shots with my…

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OT: Newly single

I'm newly single and almost 30 and have decided to create a Sex Bucket list. I have at least identified 2 goals. 1)Have sex on all 7 continents (Yes including Antarctica). 2)Have sex with a women of every major ethnicity as shown…

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Hip Hugger in Kokomo

A tornado hit Kokomo IN. Hopefully the girls at the Hiphugger are ok. Does anyone know from the area.

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Back to Traveling and Dancing, what are your favorite clubs?

Hi my name is too complicated so just call me Chuli. I just made 23, I write erotic literature (I also commission my work!), Indianapolis, no children, African American, I weigh 128 pounds, very long legged and I have a…

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How long do you typically fuck until completion?

According to this study, the average is 5.4 minutes. Damn. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3753489/The-effective-ways-make-sex-longer-including-avoiding-favourite-position.html Obviously the amount of time varies based upon lots of factors. But still, I don't think I've cum in 5 minutes since high school. For the most part,…

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Fake tits

How many non-strippers do you know with fake tits? I'm wondering how common enhancement is among the general population. Of course it's difficult to be sure unless you see her topless, but given our experience on tuscl I…

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Rotating tag line suggestion

The tag lines would be a lot better at the top of the web page rather than the bottom. It's rare that I scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, particularly on my phone.

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Andrea Tantoros: Hot or Not?

So if you have been keeping up with current events, you'd know Roger Ailes has been outsed as a pedophile on fox and he's practically the Hugh Hefner of Fox....just that everything is not exactly legal. The current woman up…

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When idiocy gets out of control: The car edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FefIzya7fw I ROFLMAO at the first suggestion. Hallegeon? Really? Laugh your pants off folks

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Best black sc in atlanta? Or follies?

What is the best black club in atl for eye candy? Im talking black men magazine, hip hop video vixen, big booty types. Could I find these hos at follies night shift? Could I go day shift and stay for

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OT: Are you a reader? What do you read?

... aside from TUSCL. If you're a reader, then what do you read? Fiction, non-fiction, the funny pages? Be as specific or non specific as you want. For me, I'm an avid reader. For fiction, I like horror, thrillers, and…

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Jacksonville police are investigating a shooting at a strip club early Wednesday morning. Multiple gun shots were fired in the parking lot of the Bottomz Up strip club on Blanding Boulevard just before 2:15 a.m. That's located…

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The wild future of prostitution

Some strippers already dance robotically. http://nypost.com/2016/08/23/the-wild-future-of-prostitution/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20160824

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Neighboring dancer/customers

Does it bug you when you are getting a dance and when there is a dancer/customer in the area next or close to you are talking nonstop (and loudly) even WHILE the dance is going on? This happened recently and…

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Some help for LDK

https://youtu.be/9g9urbcmf5w This is how to deal with premature ejaculations

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D*ck Maintenance

Gentlemen, some tips on how to maintain your d*ck! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw

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Have your picture taken with Juice!

Only 10 bucks. This is a great money making idea, Juice http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AuveSgvb8WA/UlVABAfRkTI/AAAAAAAABbo/6TCpc1jt2vs/s1600/action-bronson-terry-richardson-5.jpg

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More L. Shima pics

Here are some more topless photos (at least!) of the enticing L. Shima, a black - Japanese - Irish - German mix whose measurements are 32E - 25 36. Enjoy! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/08/l-shima-topless-hotness

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That was easy

After a long break, sweeter than ever..... for about a week. Quickly reverted to same ol'. Disappointed but not hurt. Time for another break? Moderation may be the key to us getting the most from each…

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Every Lil bit helps

Down from 3 meals out to eat to 1 daily. Down from super sizing to keeping it small regular size. Down from a sweet tea to a unsweetened tea Next goal exiting fast food once every other day Ordering small sizes Drinking water. When I'm…

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Everyone wants to avoid paying covers, even these people...

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/cara-delevingne-margot-robbie-and-amber-heard-turned-away-from-london-strip-club-a3326956.html

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Restroom Etiquette

Why is it so hard for people using the restroom to flush the toilet? so many times I've walked into the restroom to find a seat with piss on it, and an unflushed toilet. and guys, please wash your hands!

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John Smith, smooth talker in the court room

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14064045_1663050073708709_4504000260179231611_n.jpg?oh=ebf1a3b823a483efb68810a186bc3e1a&oe=58116DAD

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Best club in Atlanta?

From what I've seen, it looks like Follie's is the clear choice. Any other recommendations?

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"where we prefer the waitress."

near the bottom of each page on the site there is a sentence...it changes from page to page. like right now it says the ultimate strip club list. "let's do her bareback." on the previous page I was…

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Tech question

If you start a discussion you get emails when someone replies to the post. But lets say you add to a discussion? I don't seem to get updates on those. is there something I am missing to get…

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Broken Hearted

Here I sat all beoken hearted. I came to shit and only farted...

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Phones

Do you answer your phone while on the shitter? Some people do this in public shitters.

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OT: Car of choice

So due to unforeseen circumstances, I am no longer getting the SUV that I previously bragged about getting. But I did see a decently priced Audi A4 2004 and the price matches the KBB. I know old timers been…

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Listermint actually works

Who knew? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3754409/Could-MOUTHWASH-stop-gonorrhoea-spreading-Gargling-kill-infection-throat-passed-oral-sex.html

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Wild Night At Round Rock Strip Club Ends With Violence

Bringing a Lexus to a fistfight. http://patch.com/texas/round-rock/wild-night-round-rock-strip-club-ends-violence

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Detroit

My good Fellow Hobby Gents - I am on a Baseball Stadium tour and am hitting the Tigers this weekend . I have always heard there is alot of extracurriculars…

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Be careful with your erections.

In a video now gone viral, retired professional basketball player Dennis Rodman explains how a sex stunt gone wrong broke his penis. Later, it happened again. And another time after that. Not everyone has the misfortune of breaking his penis three…

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Coffee and Ass anyone ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJa0gCCDd_V/

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Eating 18 year old shit box from a Perfect 10

Who does that ?

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Is it ok to say grace over left overs?

Would it bother God for Juice to ask Him to bless the same chakin fangers from yesterday twice?

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Well, looks like I'm gonna be taking a break for a while

Went into the office this morning and was met by my boss, his boss, and the HR manager. Myself and 2 other individuals were told that things have been slow lately and we had been chosen to participate in…

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How bout them Cowboys

Dak Prescott is the next Tom Brady

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Why

Just Why?

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Recommendation for dancers at Follies

I am heading to Follies this Friday.Please recommend fe hot and cute dancers. This is my first time visit. I prefer medium to tall blondes or brunettes. Thanks in advance

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Best place for extras or champagne room in Baltimore

Looking for best place that provides extras and has some smokeshows. Many of the stories and reviews don't sound too promising. all help appreciated.

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UGH This world drives me insane sometimes.

Went to get a small loan the other day. Filled out the paperwork and all and just got the reply email. I cant get approved for a loan because I don't have pay stubs! I make and deposit money into…

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@ChampaignPapi -- we don't think you're a liar

NOT sure way yout thought any of us were mad or did not belive your story. I'm just say'n I know herr she does the HQ cosplay thing a lot and she fucks anyone who is willing, she isn't my…

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Work getting in the way of TUSCL

Wowzers. I leave for 4 hours and it seems like I might have missed something

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The shit we put up for sex..

After reading Jackslash, Gawker, Johnsmith, and others' accounts of what they put up with, with their ATFs/DS I ask myself what I would put up with mine? Granted I'm not getting the same level of pussy and the most drama…