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Dont let David Pumpkin ruin your Night

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Pussy boy !!!, if your on perv row its best to tip at least a $10 note...if all

www.offtop.co/t/ZzNW7RuiEz P. Emerson is going homeless while jax stax is banking his bonus Yes that's me on the free style rap as Jay Stax Also On pervert row if your really slinging singles your a fagget and we'll never get pussy…

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Stripper Movie

So as some may know Hastings are going out of business and I decided to get some movies that appealed my interest just a little for $1.50 each! Anyway, I bought The Casino Job among other movies and finished…

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Stripper Lies (From PLs)

Some of you are married some are not. Some openly admit you're married to strippers some do not. What are some things in your personal life that you hide from strippers, and things that you do in your personal life…

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More from our friends in Floriduh.

ORLANDO, Fla. - A man leaving an Orange County strip club fell out of his pickup truck, which ran over his leg before crashing into a nearby home and injuring a woman, the Florida Highway Patrol said. The incident was reported…

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4 new articles posted

Four new articles have been posted, including the eagerly anticipated "My OTC Career, Part 3: Nearly Perfect Boy-Girl Sleepovers" by yours truly :) !Papi sigue durmiendo esta mañana!

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Pretty good for a Friday afternoon

The place is not as bad as I feared from the reviews. It has a nice bar with decent priced drinks. It started slow for mid afternoon on a Friday but picked up…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Average is fine

So, I went Monday around 4. Valet like always. No an option for that matter. But anyway, I go inside and grab a drink at the bar. I think it was like…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Slow motion

So I finally checked this place out. Very pretty girls, lots of techies drooling over them and overpaying them, average quality dancing, friendly vibe absent. I just felt like everything was moving in slow motion. Pretty…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Slow Monday

Stopped in about 2 on a Monday afternoon. Probably 6-8 girls working. Not a very pretty selection - some were overweight, others were simply over the hill. Too old to be dancing. Stuck around for about…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

sunday evening romp

on my bi-monthly trip from CT to BOS I stopped in.. as always the plan is to enjoy companionship but get into it quickly and have fun, but get to boston by midnight as 8…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

fc review

I was bored on a Monday and my ph dancer wasn't working so I made my way to the fc. Got there around 8 and paid the 10 cover. Went to sit at the upstairs…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Not much has changed

It's been at least five years since I frequented the Moon, but it seemed like very little had changed. The physical appearance of the club described in the reviews below me is spot on.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Never ceases to amaze

I'm not from Atlanta, but I travel for work often. This place never stops impressing me during the day shift. I do not do nights here FYI. Completely different place. I can say that for…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Slow start - strong finish

Stopped in recently on a Thursday afternoon. Place wasn't too full as it was late afternoon, but there were plenty of ladies to be had. Afternoon started off slow as I was approached…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Wonderful Club!!

I love this club. I always recommend this club to my friends and those who haven't been to a strip club before. The girls are beautiful, great bodies, wonderful dancers, and give killer lap dances.…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Centerfolds Review

It was Friday night and my friends and I decided to go to Centerfolds after going to a bar. I've been to the the Glass Slipper next door so I wanted to see how different…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Medford, Oregon

DO NOT GO TO THE OFFICE

This club needs and should be shut down immediately! I have been a customer for quite some time now and let me just say some things. First of all, this club is being managed by…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Lady G's Return

I showed up at Lady G's around 630p last Saturday. The door guy wasn't at his station so got in free, lucky me. The entrance fee is usually some weird price $5.50, I hate getting…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Monday Night Roulette

With a little bit of time, a little bit of money, and a little bit of opportunity, I decided to give Stir Crazy another chance. I've been here twice before, had an ok time once,…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Low key, intimate, good value

I stopped by on a recent trip to Vegas. I got there at 7:50pm, and they said the cover was free (the cover went to $10 or so at 8pm). There was only…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Decent Club with Decent Girls

Went to this club on a Monday on a short visit to Windsor. When we got there no dancers were on stage. We also saw a girl literally sit on the stage for her 3…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

So after visiting another club in...

So after visiting another club in Windsor this night, we decided to venture to studio 4. We heard it was hood and ratchet, but we wanted to verify this for ourselves. Not only did we…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Thursday night 30 Minute for $100, but some girls expect a huge tip

Finally got to the Spearmint Rhino on a Thursday. There were about 10 girls and 15 pls. Girls were not always dancing on stage because there were few of them. They are definitely hotter than…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Pretty Girl for a Thursday afternoon

I just moved to Memphis and looking for a place to hang out. Came to this club and find the girls are extremely beautiful even though there are 1 or 2 girls kind of ugly.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Had to check this place out

I stopped by Hip Hugger because of all the reviews I had read online. I had to see it for myself. I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Club is small, a…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Place to have one drink and watch a few stage shows

This place is not the greatest strip club. Have not visited many strip clubs so can't compare to too much, but can compare to a few. Walked in to the club on a weekend night.…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

This club is located right near...

This club is located right near MetLife stadium and meadowlands race track and gets a fair amount of spill over after events which can make the club crowded at times which I usually like.…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Courtney

A pretty standard nude club. Definitely on the more expensive side. All of the dancers gave good stage dances. Didn’t seem to be much in the way of table dances - the emphasis was on…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Visit for Lilo, trust me.

I came in, and the club is small. A main stage, a tiny stage and a bunch chairs in a tier. There's no liquor, but because of that the dancers can get nude. And they…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Shitty management

Like other attempts before it, I think this club is doomed to fail again. My first few visits were encouraging. They had some issues but they seemed to get a bit better each…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Wild Fun, but a little expensive

It is almost half nightclub half strip club. Fog, sparklers, huge video screens add to the night club feel. There are three stages for dancers, one main and two sides. Drinks are medium to expensive,…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

It Is What It Is

Stopped here on my way to see the Cubbies win the pennant. This roadhouse dive bar provided just what I needed = relief. Haven't been here in years and nothing has changed and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Friday afternoon

Friday afternoon and was able to get to the blue, the downside was that it was just about shift change. That happens at 7 PM. Anyway some girls…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in to LA while I...

Stopped in to LA while I was in Akron after work. It was around 5:30 so the place should have been picking up. I walked in and there were 4 dancers working.…

Bare Back Saloon

Rock Springs, Wyoming

OTC bareback at the Bareback

I love it when the random small town club drops your jaw on the floor and leaves you driving outta town totally drained if you know what I mean haha! I was driving to elk…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Dancer's Opinion

This is in a great location! Its right on the border of NY and NJ, close to the city, to Westchester, and fairly close to connecticut.If your attractive and can carry a conversation, you'll do…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday fun

Came to BML for a visit during the shift change. Not sure if it was the best idea. The dayshift was winding down and didn't seem all that interested in hustling for dances.…

Showbar

Springfield, Massachusetts

Closed???

I was going through Springfield and figured I would stop in since it had been nearly a year and a half since my last visit. As this is by far the worst of the 4…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Had a rare opportunity to visit...

Had a rare opportunity to visit Choice for the night shift a while back. I normally visit during the days or early evings at the latest. It was the usual drill, pay the cover, get…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

In a downswing?

This has been a go to club but seems to be on a downswing of late, particulary in the quality of the girls. You can still get a good hands on dance but the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Unique time

I went in to get some quick relief after work. I prefer white or latina women. Monse is a fav but she wasn't in this day. I paid my 10$ entry fee and 5$ for…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Same old Mens Club

I keep hearing about how this place has gotten so much better at lunch and combined with the constant barage of adds on the radio I thought it was time to see what has changed.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora Tuesday

Stopped in at Pandoras very late on a Monday night. There were two dancers for every guy in there. Paid my $10 and another $10 for the bottomless coke and sat on the…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good experience

I am going to start spending more time in Philly and this was the first club I wanted to check out. Over all this was a good experience. The area seemed safe enough to me…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

The Seedy Underbelly Lives ... except it's in West Babylon?

Had to be out on LI for business and having heard about the Edison Strip I made sure to set aside some time to check out the scene. Will review other spots on their listings…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Stopped in Carnival to see if...

Stopped in Carnival to see if there was any new talent and there were only 4 girls on duty this night. The circular dancing area was closed as it seems to be most of the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still an amazing niche between MA...

Still an amazing niche between MA and RI, maybe because it's on the border with CT. Consitently a good place to hit in the afternoon, and consistency is important since the next nearest club is…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Dual pleasure

Been here a couple times and it can be an interesting experience to say the least. Last time I went there was only 2-3 girls and I was curious about taking two girls back to…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I Miss the "D"

So I was feeling a bit of that pent up desire to go to a "Booby Bar", as my oldest son use to call them, I just chuckle when I say that, so as…

Club Taboo

Gatineau, Quebec

Very nice

Visited the club last week, liked the atmosphere and the way the girls were paying attention to the clients. Would visit again. A group of rowdy guys rolled in and were louder than they need…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Way Under Delivered

Underwhelmed and not impressed. Had work in louisville for a day. Flew in night before to take in a club. Have my mark for KY, so wanted to add another state. Read the reviews…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Finally, a go to club

Walked in mid evening on a Thursday. Many stages (7+), many pretty women. 2-3 dance stage sets, each stage having tip rails and tables nearby. Some girls hung with their regulars and…

Uncle Paulie's Bar

Glen Ellyn, Illinois

Not much to see here

If your Uncle Paulie is a broken-down drunk who lives in a dump, then this is a good tribute to his name. My buddy and I were looking for a place to hang out,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot!

Had a great albeit short time here today. 5 dollars for parking, tip required for entry - just a tip jar so I left a dollar. Wow whole lotta sexy dancers here of all flavors. Only got to…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Swing and a miss

The reviews I read say Harry O's is hit and miss week I guess I landed on miss. The neighborhood isn't as bad as some suggest and there is parking for the building right off…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Night at the Mint

After reading Papi's articles about the magic of black strip clubs in Miami, I ventured out to Body Club and had the time of my life. I figured why not hit up another and found…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Black Beauty

No cover because no girls were on the floor and it would be 1/2 hour before any were scheduled. Tipped the guard ten bucks for being honest. BYOB but didn't bother me as I don't…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Two dancers at Bourbon

I arrived after lunchtime on a beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The parking lot was only a quarter full. I continued to enter without an entry fee and wasn't carded. To help adjust to…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

34/44

The old Hawthorne Strip, on Hawthorne Ave., was a decent strip club. Small, cozy, neighborhood dive bar sort of feel with a small stage up front. The new Hawthorne Strip lacks all of that charm.…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Lunchtime stop over

I've been to this club occasionally since they opened. Back then they were fully nude, but unfortunately times have changed. But the good thing is, the private show has gotten better from those days. I…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Really not a bad experience

Went early evening while in town on business. Not a big fan of pasties but the girls were very aggressive and willing to earn their money. Spent a lot of time with Wilma…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Stud's Pub

The name makes you think of a low-end dive, right? Well, that’s exactly what this place is. Stopped by at about 3:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. There was no one manning the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Thursday evening

Back to this club after many times being there before. This was probably my best time here in quite a while. Thursday evening about 8-10pm or so and maybe just over 12 girls working. Pretty…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Paradise

This club looks fairly nice as you would expect from a new club. I arrived about 9:00. There was a guy at the door, but he just waved me in. Upon…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

33/44

I've got personal bias against the clubs owned by Johnny Diablo. Casa Diablo, Dusk 'til Dawn and the now defunct Black Cauldron. Most of my impressions are based on hearsay; thus I am choosing not…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Weekday dinner time review

I haven't been to the club in a while. Went in and it felt crowded with Amazon techies which was a bit of a downer as I felt like a nerd all of a…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wackos

A previous review indicated Wackos management had fired some girls, clamped down on activities inside the club, and generally cleaned house. I am pleased to report that none of that is true. I visited…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

$2 beer. No cover. High mileage.

Stopped by for a drink and an ogle while on bourbon. It was one of the better clubs on bourbon. grabbed a drink and sat off the stage. Didn't get through a song when a…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

31/44

I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to do a write-up about every single club in Portland. Frankly, some clubs really didn't leave much of an impression on me, and I…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still a little off

I was at HL this past Saturday (so a few days after the Wednesday raid). The place was packed when we arrived Saturday at 3p.m., and there were lots of girls working, but the vibe…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Daytime - Oldies

Generally, my goto club, but haven't visited in 3 months. Really, just got bored of the scene especially since I travel and see clubs across the country. Looking for some new afternoon young girls. Paid…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time visit

I was in Philadelphia the Friday of Labor Day weekend when I stopped in. I was just visiting and this was my first time there. The place is easy to miss. You have to go…

Pirates Cove

Portland, Oregon

30/44

The first time I was at Pirates Cove I noticed the smell as soon as I walked in. We were coming in fresh from another strip club and had to hit the bathroom straight away…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Money goes a long way

I'm from out of state so when I come to visit Phoenix I make a point to visit the hi liter. I really like what they've done with the place recently but I just wish…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Bang bang

This visit happened in late September. Took a trip to HK and stayed overnight at Hotel Cascada as I was in SD for work. Took the trolley from downtown SD ($2. 50) to the border,…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

27/44

It's funny how many times Club Playpen comes up in everyday conversation. Granted, everyday conversation with me usually involves strippers or other strip club goers. Just last week it came up twice. The first time…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Not the best experience

I stopped in here after a round of golf on a recent trip to Atlanta. I had been here once previously, but not for a number of years. The club is totally fine in a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

New dancer

I visit Pandora's about once or twice per month. I have a few favorites (Harlow, Nicole, Princess), daytimers. If I don't see one of my favorites I usually just leave. I think daytime girls are…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Great club for everyone.

I have been going to this club since the early 90's and a lot has changed, but there are some things about this club that keeps it a favorite in Kansas. First, of course,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

No longer worth it

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats on each side…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

place is closed

I went there last week and was kind of disappointed that the place is closed, they claim temporarily but I read elsewhere that it would it be permanent so who knows, I will tell you…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Always a good time at Coli

I'm not going to go into the club layout, it's been done, and who really cares... The first dancer that sat next to me was a cute spinner with platinum blonde hair who I…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Not good but seems like it was

First thing I want to say is this place is dumb hard to find. Located in the corner of the cut of a row like car shops I think. Paid the dub to get in.…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

meh...

I hadn't been to LFHC in a while so I thought I'd check in to see how things are post riots. The block was slow for a late Monday night. Not to be…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Weird

This was a weird visit to Hardware Store after having pretty good times here in the past. Pulled up to the bar on a Sunday after visiting a friend in the area and was greeted…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Very laid back.

Traffic again heavy on Friday on the highway, so it's always good to cool your wheels at a club - watching the dancers is better than viewing a line of cars. Small door charge but…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Friday night visit

Club must be 'hit or miss' but this night would have been disappointing had I not arranged the visit with one of my favorites Heidi. Parking lot should have been the indicator for me and…

Awesome club with great dancers

This club is the best in the city for now. It runs from Tue to Sat, from 9 pm to 3 am on most days. The locations vary each day and each week. You have…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Post Game

Dropped by late one Sunday night. Heard some of Carrington would be working after home games. She wasn't there. Ended being a dozen or so girls. The club must have been busy after the game.…

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How the fuck do I change my username?

Admin , I don't want be juice , I want to write fake ass reviews with only one handle, even if it's loo long (lol). How do I change my username without signing up again? Juice and larry I totally believe…

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Learning language from a stripper

MJ just pointed out to me that I sometimes speak and write in the real (i.e. non-strip club) world using words and phrases that I learned from strippers. For example, I just used in a post the words "cool…

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Conflicts among tuscl members

Who are the people, historically speaking, that have had the biggest conflicts on tuscl? Obviously the biggest is Dougster's hatred of Ricky boy, which to his credit Dougster eventually found a way to continue from beyond the grave.…

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LarryFisherPrice's Favorite Singer Has Passed Away: Pete Burns

Sadly, Pete Burns of "Dead Or Alive" has died. Larry couldn't ever decide if he wanted to fuck Pete, or be fucked by Pete.

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oddest / coolest / weirdest gimmick you've seen used at a SC

there was a bigass children's moonbounce at the stripppies once. it was like $5 per song to go in with a dancer. dudes had to remove their shoes first before going in. dancers went in naked tho. i shoulda paid…

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Bobby Vee has passed on.

He now joins the others who passed on "Day The Music Died" He was a walk on to fill in the show, in 1959 after the plane crash that killed rock 'n' roll stars Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and…

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A realistic strip club challenge for the week

Get a stripper to give you a blow job in VIP. Cum in her mouth. Tip her extra to swallow. Then post the story on tuscl without identifying the club or the dancer.

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Uptown cabaret VIP

Is it worth the cost? Will be in town this weekend for Cards-Panthers.

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Vegas Vs. TJ Analogies

Vegas is like a beautiful girl that you do everything for. You buy her expensive jewelry, wine her, dine her, take her on trips, give everything for her and in turn she smiles and kisses you on the cheek. TJ…

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Extras in DC area

Hello Fellas, My travels will take me to the Washington DC area I wanted to know what clubs are the best for extras??

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any Halloween special delights?

Halloween is almost here and that means sexy bunnies, sexy mice and sexy kitty cats abound. Any clubs you know having a Halloween special this upcoming Halloween?

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Halloween is the best time of year in the nudie bar.

I am an old school guy, I remember when strippers were showgirls! I love skits, costumes theme music. Halloween is the only time you see it done now. I fondly remember my all time favorite Tabbatha and her vampire outfit:-)

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Decent club

It has been a few months since my last visit. Nothing has changed with the physical aspects of the bar. Everything is clean, just a bit dated (like old TVs). Anyway, the…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Money stolen

It was after 12 midnight. I had received a call from one of my friends that a dancer had taken his wallet. I immediately rushed over there. I had been in the club before.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Nice club to drink and relax!

It's been a little while since I have been to this bar.But,I always make it a point to visit this bar whenever I am clubbing in TJ area.It's mainly because of past fond memories and…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Ok place, generic

This club is a free-standing small-ish building off Howell near the airport. There is ample parking, a $5 cover, and $5 mandatory drink served by a waitress. Inside, a long bar is against…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

A little different feel at this...

A little different feel at this club as it's much calmer and not as much as of a party as I'm used too at other ones. Drinks were reasonable and overall had a decent time.…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

TGIF

This place is good on Fridays it gets packed. I would suggest going here on Fridays. I usually complain to my buddy and my buddy agrees that this is the laziest strip club in El…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

changing favorites

Whenever I would travel from the Seattle area to visit Portland ' s numerous strip clubs I always seemed to do the same routine. I would get to Club 205 right when it opened…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Not bad Friday afternoon visit

It's a usual Friday afternoon. After the work the itchy bug bit me and the only medicine was to visit the club with the most gorgeous girls in the town. So I visited around 5PM.…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Gross

We stumbled onto this club after hitting the casino. It was a disaster from the start. The parking lot is tiny, there was trash all over in front of the door. Their was only three…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Quality time

Crossing the boarder thru the new facility was a breeze at about 3pm. Arrived about 3:30 and found the club crowd very light, maybe 10 customers in all and very flew exiting for up…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Current Dancer

I current work at this club 5 days a week. The club itself is a little outdated but very well kept and clean. There is no smoking in the building but a heated enclosed smoking…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

it doesn't happen often

For me, it doesn't happen often that an ATF leaves a club for about a year and then returns but I was glad to see one came back. She was on stage doing her usual,…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday night at Dancers

Reviewing a recent Sunday evening visit. I normally hit this place up on a busier night because I assumed the girls would be hotter when there's a bigger crowd, but I might have to start…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Back again

Upon entering, there was a chick on a small platform inside the door. She had a sequin bikini on and was not topless. Time was about 9 pm. Cover was ten bucks.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

at least you can say its consistent

Every time I make it to Playhouse it's the same. I don't know if that's such a good thing. I love strip clubs and it's great when you hear the music, find your seat and…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dropped by for a visit

The Platinum is not your high end glitz and glamour club that Vegas wants to be known for. Rather it is the opposite. I had just hit Vegas, and was ready to have a drink…

No Touch Club No Problem

I wanted to write an RBD style manifesto akin to the System ....but alas I don't have the patience or wherewithal to sit at a keyboard typing in great detail the delicate intricacies of how to routinely bypass the "firewall" of the no touch policies of lame ass clubs that reside in pseudo judeo Christian counties upholding long dispelled myths. Instead I'm going to tell my story. So I frequently work in a county where stripper can dance full nude on a table with a pole. There is a strict no touching policy because alcohol is also served. There are no private room no corners without cameras. Just a bar, and small tables sprawled around an already tiny joint. I use…

My OTC Career, Part 3: Nearly Perfect Boy-Girl Sleepovers

Intro -----= This is the third and final installment in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with the first stripper to entertain me in a hotel room In part 2 I described an unbelievably bad first attempt at an overnight OTC date, which I called “a veritable shit storm of chaos”. In this final part I will describe an ongoing series of overnight dates with my all-time favorite stripper that have gone so well, especially in comparison with my early attempts, that I refer to them collectively as “nearly perfect boy-girl sleepovers”. ITC…

Glory Box: Stripper Song Memories

I was working late Sunday night and had my iTunes playlist running. A song I hadn't heard in a long while, "Glory Box" by Portishead, came on. Suddenly, my life flashed back to that nude club in Anaheim, CA where I wasted a late afternoon one day in 1996, which is when I probably first heard that song. It was a Latina dancer, I don't know if she was particularly hot, I don't remember if she did a lap dance for me, but she was indeed nude, and that was like the slowest but coolest stripper song ever. My mind flashed forward to the mid-2000s and my occasional forays into the Crystal City Restaurant in…

Strip Clubs after 40

I've recently become single and I am trying to find a girlfriend. Despite going to events and dance clubs frequented by single women whenever I can; it hasn't been going well: I think the fact that I am over forty and have been hitting on women in their late 20's and early 30's might be one of the reasons :) but that's another story. Anyways, when I was in my late 20's and early 30's I used to go to strip clubs a lot with my friends (before I met my ex) but I haven't gone at all in the last decade. Last week, I thought about going to a strip club again: but like most things, the first thing…

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will cash money be a thing of the past one day in SCs?

nowadays these millennials and youngsters prefer to swipe credit cards, use an app on the cell phones or maybe even use bitcoin. i can't see cash money disappearing from SCs in the next 5 years, but what about 20 years? what…

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Decisions, decisions,...

Hey all. Thinking about going to PT's Showclub in Portland, ME. Haven't been there in a while so I was curious about who be worthgetting dances from. Anyone who's been there recently privately message me. Don't want to spend $…

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strip club challange of the week

Find a stripper's real name through social media of other strippers. Next the at the SC call her by her real name, tell her the manager gave it to you.

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Indianapolis Clubs

Anybody have recommendations and advice on strip clubs in Indianapolis? I know I can look at reviews but find those of you on this discussion board give better and more specific advice and tips. So if you have experience in…

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Anyone at Sapphire in Vegas last Tuesday?

Doing debate prep with Team Trump? http://pagesix.com/2016/10/22/trump-advisers-went-to-strip-club-night-before-last-debate

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Dancer license costs.

I was talking to a dancer at Follies yesterday. She told me that she had been hired at Cheetah and that the cost for a City of Atlanta license is now $380 for the first year. The City of Chamblee…

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Morning sessions

I've been doing more over night work than normal. This has cut my clubbing and OTC options. One lady I've known well for a while told me she is happy to accommodate my schedule. She gets up early and prefers…

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Your SC standard by which you judge other SCs

Do you have a standard by which you always judge other SCs? What's unique about your standard, or what are the characteristics that make it so? Did you discover this club during your PL coming-of-age? (I'm theorizing that…

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rickdugan is a gay cocksucker!

Title says it all! LOL!

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What's the 1999 MBOT of SCs today?

I'm wondering what club you guys think of as the nearest equivalent of Mitchell Bros Ofarrell Theater in 1999. I'll give you a (probably over-romanticized) description of MBOT in 1999, and you all can chime in. First, what I…

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TUSCL PL's Top Ten Strip Club List

After posting the Thrillist top 21 strip clubs in America, it make me start thinking, what would "we" consider the top ten list? Give your input but there's two rules: You have to have actually been in that…

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I know, I know, would you do her ?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/emily-ratajkowski-cheers-l-dodgers-194500466.html Yeah, it's that time of the year, World Series and the celebs come out to cheer their teams on. My Detroit Tigers fell by the way side again. Oh well, I'm glad the Cubs made it to the World…

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TUSCL Interface ?

Did I inadvertently change the settings on my ph or is the TUSCL interface different (bigger text)

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GoodGirls Colombia Sex Resort

Hi everyone my name is Robin, I am with goodgirlscolombia. We at Goodgirlscolombia will provide the first All Inclusive Sexual Resort in Colombia. -Amazing mansion for our guests, -The most beautiful Girls Colombia has to offer. A 24 hour companion with a…

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Top 21 Strip Clubs In The USA [thrillist]

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/the-21-best-strip-clubs-in-america Saw this after viewing the Monk's post. Obviously who ever wrote that article doesn't read TUSCL.

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5 nasty realities of work in a hooters-style breastaraunt

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1868-5-ugly-truths-working-in-hooters-style-restaurant.html

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Who Wins Today? College Football

Alabama or A&M? TCU or WVU? Louisville or NC State? Arkansas or Auburn? Ole Miss or LSU? Wisconsin or Iowa? Juice or Wang's Chinese Buffet?

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This was not a great idea my club had...imo

What do you think? https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10003496_614414135280316_2078058462_n.jpg?oh=e9ab2f20b9e6e7bce209531d8ac5c9bc&oe=58A8158E

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I need to elevate my vocabulary.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/32975401/teacher-turned-stripper-mary-beth-haglin-claims-student-used-elevated-vocabulary-to-seduce-her/#page1

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The All-Wise Chili Palmer admonishes TUSCL.......

The first commandment is "Thou shalt not joke with Juice" http://www.theamericanconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/charlton-heston-as-moses-in-the-ten-commandments.jpeg

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High and Drunk in SC?

Have you ever been so drunk that you felt amidst heavy grinding that you would puke on the stripper ? I never take more than 2-3 drinks at the club, but sometimes ...

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Has a Stripper ever told you too much information?

One of the hottest strippers here in the lovely state of Maryland recently told me a little too much information that I didn't ask for. This chick is about 23 years old and half chinese/ half puerto rican.…

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What do strippers do with the cash?

I assume some have bank accounts. I know some put it in a safe at home. One revealed that she duct taped her stacks under furniture, behind the refrigerator, etc.

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Never a dull moment at BI.

Since I joined the other site, BI, there had been a steady parade of drama on the blog. First it was a dancer, supposedly a ROB at SRCOI who switch to Synn under another name. The PL's exposed her as…

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Strip Club Commandments

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/the-10-strip-club-commandments-strip-club-etiquitte

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GUCCI MANE & 2 CHAINZ THROWING STACKS All Over ATL Strip Club

http://www.tmz.com/2016/10/21/gucci-mane-2-chainz-strip-club/ Sorry I missed it. NOT!

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Interesting read

http://sundial.csun.edu/2013/04/confessions-of-a-former-strip-club-manager/ This was definetly an interesting read for me. First off devils advocate. Dancers exploite weakness and niceness of customers and management. Sorry girls but we do even if we don't think we do. So with this guy being told to…

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OT: Should US Elections have a RESET button?

What I believe the US Electoral process needs is a Reset Button. Seriously. What I am proposing will never happen because it will totally piss off both major parties, but what if instead of the oft-proposed "None of the Above"…

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Water or Booze

How many of us PL's out here actually drink beer or other adult beverages while clubbing. I usually drink water and do an occasional drink as I am usually from out of town and do not know the habits of…

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A fine young gal, IMO

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/tamron-hall-loves-her-short-130050454.html I catch the first part of the 9 am EDST Today show just about everyday as I'm lounging in my apartment. I've always found her to be sharp, intelligent and voluble as they comment on events and people.…

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Tampa clubs

I'm going to Tampa for 5 days at the end of October. Already figured out where I'm staying with my wife. Wool probably only have one night for a strip club night since wife says i can't go there…

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Which best describes you?

When you exchange phone numbers with a stripper: A. She sometimes texts you when she's working, and sometimes you text her inquiring if she's working. She could possibly be a fav of yours, but there's nothing OTC. B. Nothing happens, you don't…

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OTC: Not al its cracked up to be

I have seen many discussions on how-to and experiences with OTC so I wanted to offer a different angle and advice: I have tried OTC scenarios a few times with girls at various clubs and decided that it's not for…

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Dating A MILF Escort As A Civvie - Update

A few months back, I posted about a BP MILF escort I was very attracted to, but didn't want to be just another customer to so I never called her. After a year of cyber stalking her, I found her…

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My First Step Into the World of Strip Club Extras

Every journey starts with a first step. This was my first step into the world of strip club extras. This happened roughly 7-8 years ago. It happened in the club where…

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10 Ways to Drive your Wife Insane

https://youtu.be/xB7uIOhokRo

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Houston Latino & Black Clubs anybody ?

Hi am into Latinos and Black clubs. Visited Onyx & Michaels Chicas Locas. Loved the experience at both places and had some great dances made some good friends. Any other places you would recommend ? It needs to be -…

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sexy english accent

a friend was talking of some of the things that he likes in a girl. besides looks and moves he is attracted also by accents. i happened by srcoi and one of the dancers, chanelle, has an sexy english…

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Sugar Daddy Advice

So I've been seeing this stripper OTC for a while and it's pretty much turned into a SB/SD situation. Really. Yesterday I didn't even want to fuck. We just sat watched the debate while she was naked next…

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Audition?

Forgive me if this topic has been discussed before. I am curious about how strippers start at a SC. Do any decent looking girl just walk into a club and ask the manager if she can dance there? Of course,…

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CF Fail

She knows I don't get dances, but that I tip well, buy drinks, and just chill, asked me to buy her a shot. I told her I had 25 to spend and handed it to her. She went…

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Does a stripper know when

Just read another discussion about stripper complaning guys jizzing in their pants during LD. If your not fuking in VIP or not getting a bj/hj in a private room I don't know where else aguy can cum apart from his…

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Any extra mileage or extra clubs in Maryland? New to the area

Any information would be appreciated, thanks!

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Orlando is a SC desert -- what are options??

I have not ever found satisfaction at any SC in Orlando. Orlando no bueno. Business requires me to return in the near future and I am hoping to get some Detroit-style strange. Sadly, business requires early mornings…

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Rule changes at the Phoenix HiLiter

Fuck. Course correction in effect starting today. No more boob groping on the floor, tips must be handed at stage, dancer feet on the floor, grinding is restricted. At 11:30 am, the club is dead, many day…

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what happened to Estafador?

Haven't heard from that guy in a long while. Anyone hear from him?

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Next President: What If?

Let's just assume for a minute (wishful thinking) that any other repbublican candidate won other than Trump. Do you think they would beat Hillary? Now let's imagine Bernie got the nomination, who do you think would win in a Trump…

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Commentary: For Trump, America is one big strip club.

FOR MANY MEN, a gentlemen's club (that's the more genteel phrase, if the S-word sounds too harsh) is a comforting refuge in a politically correct world. In an era where the wrong move, or the wrong phrase, can get you marched…

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The true profession of some tuscl members

Based upon their posts and personalities, here are my guesses as to the true professions of some tuscl members. Motörhead -- Standup comedian Shadowcat -- Gynecologist SJGuy -- quality control inspector for McCormick gravy mixes SJGay -- bath house attendant John Smith -- high…

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Las Vegas New Girl Check this package out

http://rhyankalileonexxx.callgirlfiles.com/

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Homemade porn

My ATF has moved about 1300 miles away but is still a needy woman and afraid that she'll lose my affection ($$$$). She made a 50 second video of her stripping ( in a girl friend's kitchen, no less) and…

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Miami meetup

Time has passed enough, it's time to do another meetup. I'm going down to Miami, December 6, a Tuesday. I've PM'd a few local Miami people. They are agreeable. Let us know if you will be coming down, to a…

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Ethical Question

Mary has a question. An ethical question. Is it rong if I recreate sex acts/adventures taught to me by a former lover with my current lover? I'm using the term lover here in the sense of someone that I…

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Daytona

Has anyone been to the Sea breeze area clubs in Daytona (Pops, Grandview or Mollys) since the hurricane? Just curious if they are open again.

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Hillary does not give a flying fuck about anything Stop pretending libtards

Anyone follow the Wikileaks? Any man who votes for her deserves to get slapped.

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Juice Is "So Hood" Even Other Rappers Make Songs About Him

Chance The Rapper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

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New Strip Club Black Magic Is Giving Away a Quarter-Pound of Weed

Do you like to smoke pot — but hate having to hide your habit from the long arm of the law? The new "urban" gentleman's club opening next weekend, Black Magic (213 Madison Street, Brooklyn, Illinois), is ready to make all…

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Kalamazoo 2AMer.

KALAMAZOO, Mich. (WOOD) — Police are investigating after a man was shot outside the Déjà Vu strip club in Kalamazoo. Witnesses told officers that two men were arguing when one of them fired several shots at the other in the parking…

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OT: Trump

After the debacle tonight, would you do him ? :(

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A wife (me) wants to know how to seduce a female stripper and get extras.

Soooo last weekend was my first time going into a stripper club with my husband. I thought I was going to end up leaving with so much jelousy but instead i just ended up with this need or fantasy of…

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What's the difference between stacks, racks, and bands.

Shailynn posted the definition of stacks. I've been wondering what's the difference between stacks, racks, and bands. Strippers always say he threw a stack or a band. But he had racks.

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Future tuscl troll ideas

I or some one should start a gay troll that loves tranny hand jobs and asks other members to rub lotion on your balls... What y'all think

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Larry is a homeless homosexual righting fake ass reviews because he is to broke

Larry is a homeless homosexual righting fake ass reviews because he is to broke for the $10 a month membership lol

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How do you sexualy satisfy a 45 year old Lady ?

I've recently taken on a 46 year old fuck buddy. We meet every other week at a hotel and I fuck the Shit out of her then we go our separate ways. Any ideas from people with more experience with older…

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On the subject of STI/STD/VD

So I'm gonna start having uncovered sex with this stopper I've been OTCing . She's demanding proof I Don't got anything. So I just set an appointment at a confidential clinic in town. Anyway. We all talk about…

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Dancers keeping a bottle in their locker.

I ran into one today. She doesn't like to pay the club prices for a drink and doesn't have to ask guys to buy her one. My original ATF also kept a bottle in her locker. She said "I won't pay…

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A redhead I ask you about, would you do her ?

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/bella-thorne-makes-playboy-debut-192000521.html I would let her wrap her legs around me. What do you think, guys ?

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Be gentle with the tits

Why do few dancers say this during the dance. They say it hurts .Is that ruefully or they just acting? Some dancers have no problem with fondling much.

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Seattle Escort Takes Advantage of Trump's Misfortune

http://seattle.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=30596925&oid=29562267

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standardize the format.

founder. please standardize the format on articles and reviews to the same as discussions. and please hide the 'post" button until something has been entered into the comment area. thank you sir.