One dancer saved the evening

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of only two full nudes in Austin. It was a weekday evening, so I wasn't expecting a party, but it was flat dead. I sat down to enjoy my Shiner (BYOB, remember) and the hostess was quick to come buy and offer me a $5 bucket of ice to put my beers in. Not a bad deal, I suppose.

The dancers were all 5's at best with one exception. Fortunately, that exception was also the only of the dancers who wanted to sit down and have a conversation and socialize rather than hustle me for a dance. So got to hang out with the best looking girl in the place (and wouldn't you know it, I bought dances from her without the need for begging).

If you buy any private dances after you arrive then you will have to buy their VIP arm band which is $35 on top of the cover. Or you could just buy the $35 up front and skip the cover if you think you will be paying for private dances.