Start OTC with a skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her manners. Play Henry Higgins to her Eliza Dolittle and pass her off as a princess at an extravagant social function.
Start OTC with a skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her manners. Play Henry Higgins to her Eliza Dolittle and pass her off as a princess at an extravagant social function.
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last commentThat works for me. While at the function I can sell bridges to the people there,
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In other words choose the shade of lipstick you are going to put on the pig.
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No, I mean an actual transformation of character, judgement and action.
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I'm not sure if you've simply overlooked this, but Gawker has been trying to do this for 5 years and I don't think it's going as smoothly as had planned it.
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Why waste your time, are you planning to take her home to meet mommy and dad? Because I can almost guarantee you that the first chance she has to get into the old life or the first time things get hard she will be back stripping.
"Oh Junior, how did the two of you meet?"
"Well, I was sitting on perverts row at The Tittie Twister when Peaches here came up to me and told me that she'd blow me in the back room for $20. It's been love ever since!"
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You must have watched "Pretty Woman" last night. :)
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No, I mean an actual transformation of character, judgement and action.
ROFLMAO
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txtitty,I sell ocean front property in Las Vegas and it ain't a scam, Just waiting on California's big earthquake you'ii be sorry if you don't buy now. I promise property is going to go through the roof.
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^^^I think hog futures are the way to go in the Iranian market.
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@Imamutt @shadowcat not pretty woman ...more like My Fair Lady :)
I accept the challenge, but she should pay me !
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No reason to change her. Most clubs already have both archetypes.
ThereAndBackAgain +1 for mentioning Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady.
This discussion is also not complete without mentioning Pygmalion, the sculptor who fell in love with a statue he carved (Greek / Phoenician mythology).
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skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her
Not a good idea, as you are already looking down on her. Capt'n Save A Ho, never good.
SJG
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Shailynn is right. My efforts to transform the caterpillar to a butterfly have failed. She did pass her GED. I once took her for a night at The Hotel Liberty in Boston ($600 a night) with dinner at Lydia Shirre's restaurant ($200) where she enjoyed the lamb chops gnawing on the bone unable to determine which of the 8 pieces of silverware to use. Despite years of coaching, encouragement, education and modeling appropriate behaviour, she's still a drug addicted ho. But, she still is the best BJ I've ever had and she loves me (she said so; it must be true).
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