Start OTC with a skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her manners. Play Henry Higgins to her Eliza Dolittle and pass her off as a princess at an extravagant social function.
I'm not sure if you've simply overlooked this, but Gawker has been trying to do this for 5 years and I don't think it's going as smoothly as had planned it.
Why waste your time, are you planning to take her home to meet mommy and dad? Because I can almost guarantee you that the first chance she has to get into the old life or the first time things get hard she will be back stripping.
<mom> "Oh Junior, how did the two of you meet?"
<you> "Well, I was sitting on perverts row at The Tittie Twister when Peaches here came up to me and told me that she'd blow me in the back room for $20. It's been love ever since!"
txtitty,I sell ocean front property in Las Vegas and it ain't a scam, Just waiting on California's big earthquake you'ii be sorry if you don't buy now. I promise property is going to go through the roof.
No reason to change her. Most clubs already have both archetypes.
ThereAndBackAgain +1 for mentioning Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady.
This discussion is also not complete without mentioning Pygmalion, the sculptor who fell in love with a statue he carved (Greek / Phoenician mythology).
Shailynn is right. My efforts to transform the caterpillar to a butterfly have failed. She did pass her GED. I once took her for a night at The Hotel Liberty in Boston ($600 a night) with dinner at Lydia Shirre's restaurant ($200) where she enjoyed the lamb chops gnawing on the bone unable to determine which of the 8 pieces of silverware to use. Despite years of coaching, encouragement, education and modeling appropriate behaviour, she's still a drug addicted ho. But, she still is the best BJ I've ever had and she loves me (she said so; it must be true).
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<mom> "Oh Junior, how did the two of you meet?"
<you> "Well, I was sitting on perverts row at The Tittie Twister when Peaches here came up to me and told me that she'd blow me in the back room for $20. It's been love ever since!"
ROFLMAO
I accept the challenge, but she should pay me !
ThereAndBackAgain +1 for mentioning Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady.
This discussion is also not complete without mentioning Pygmalion, the sculptor who fell in love with a statue he carved (Greek / Phoenician mythology).
Not a good idea, as you are already looking down on her. Capt'n Save A Ho, never good.
SJG