A Real Challenge

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• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  That works for me. While at the function I can sell bridges to the people there,
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  In other words choose the shade of lipstick you are going to put on the pig.
• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  No, I mean an actual transformation of character, judgement and action.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I'm not sure if you've simply overlooked this, but Gawker has been trying to do this for 5 years and I don't think it's going as smoothly as had planned it.
• impala

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  8 years ago

  Why waste your time, are you planning to take her home to meet mommy and dad? Because I can almost guarantee you that the first chance she has to get into the old life or the first time things get hard she will be back stripping. <mom> "Oh Junior, how did the two of you meet?" <you> "Well, I was sitting on perverts row at The Tittie Twister when Peaches here came up to me and told me that she'd blow me in the back room for $20. It's been love ever since!"
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  You must have watched "Pretty Woman" last night. :)
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  No, I mean an actual transformation of character, judgement and action. ROFLMAO
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  txtitty,I sell ocean front property in Las Vegas and it ain't a scam, Just waiting on California's big earthquake you'ii be sorry if you don't buy now. I promise property is going to go through the roof.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  ^^^I think hog futures are the way to go in the Iranian market.
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  8 years ago

  @Imamutt @shadowcat not pretty woman ...more like My Fair Lady :) I accept the challenge, but she should pay me !
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  No reason to change her. Most clubs already have both archetypes. ThereAndBackAgain +1 for mentioning Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady. This discussion is also not complete without mentioning Pygmalion, the sculptor who fell in love with a statue he carved (Greek / Phoenician mythology).
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her Not a good idea, as you are already looking down on her. Capt'n Save A Ho, never good. SJG
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  Shailynn is right. My efforts to transform the caterpillar to a butterfly have failed. She did pass her GED. I once took her for a night at The Hotel Liberty in Boston ($600 a night) with dinner at Lydia Shirre's restaurant ($200) where she enjoyed the lamb chops gnawing on the bone unable to determine which of the 8 pieces of silverware to use. Despite years of coaching, encouragement, education and modeling appropriate behaviour, she's still a drug addicted ho. But, she still is the best BJ I've ever had and she loves me (she said so; it must be true).