women customers in semi-private LD area

Women don't know what they are missing :) Ignorance is bliss that reflects on their face when they do the faux act.
MrDeuce would call it nearly perfect girlfriend/girlfriend rubover with a veritable shitstorm of embarrassing giggles !

Our resident real estate magnate can chime in on this.


Hey most guys don't like dicks in their ass but some do, like Larryfisherman. Some females like to get dances by other women. You (male or female) can still get turned on by a lapdance and it doesn't have to involve "grinding" someone's meat.

Lol, the OP just can't imagine sex being pleasurable without a penis being involved. What little imagination and little exploration.

Shailynn, this also reminds me of a gay joke:
A father of a gay son sat confused. He kept thinking about the geometry of two penises bumping up against each other. This could never work! So he approached his son:

FATHER: I don't get it, son? How do you have sex?

GAY SON: it's simple dad! Do you know all of the things mom won't do that you wish she would?

FATHER: Yeah!

GAY SON: Well, we just do that. All the time. *smirks*

The fact that you even have to ask that shows how little life experience you must have.

I hope this thread is a joke because no one should ever be this clueless.

And if the only thing that you've ever experienced in a lapdance is a grind I truly feel sorry for you. You've been gypped.

I rarely get a grind because strippers do realize (wow!) that if the client is female our anatomy is different and therefore the dances will be catering to us. And when I do get some great scissoring it's from dancers that know what they are doing and it can be amazing. But I prefer her tongue on my clit to complete my VIP experience.

No giggling involved :)

Well said lopaw !

To each their own, if other people aren't bothering me they can do what the heck they like.