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Strippers make no sense !

Not every stripper but the strippers that give their phone number out just to make the guy think she likes him so he will keep coming to see her make no sense cause eventually the guy is going to catch…

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Strippers make no sense !

Not every stripper but the strippers that give their phone number out just to make the guy think she likes him so he will keep coming to see her make no sense cause eventually the guy is going to catch…

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Final visit?

Unfortunately I'm going to be moving pretty soon and according to the reviews I've read on TUSCL, there won't be an extras club within several hundred miles of where I'll be living. I also don't think two way contact is…

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Stripper gave me her number?

Last nite at a strip club in New York I met a hot stripper very exotic she was from Tyland I think ! We did a few dances which were great and we talked for a bit and at…

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Is Baltimore Worth Visiting?

I've got a chance to visit Baltimore, if I want. I'd be accompanying a fried on a business trip, so I'd have a lot of free time both day and night. Really I only want to go if there is…

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It's Juicebox....Juicebox on a Sunday morning....

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Founder has eyes everywhere...and makes a comedy out of it

So you know at the bottom of every page it says "The Ultimate Strip Club List" and right under that is a random quote. Well apparently OG Da Juice main and many black activist threads made a good mark on…

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Overweight Strippers

I'm not talking about obscenely obese dancers. You couldn't pay me enough to get a dance from one of them. And I'm not talking about thick dancers who aren't really overweight but just "big-boned." Rather I'm talking…

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I found the IRL FB of a 10 escort, now what?

At my regular SC, I routinely go through the FB friends list of them. The wifi at the SC REQUIRES that you FB friend them to get through the paywall. I'll never do that and my 4G is fine. So…

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Dancers as interrogation artists

The number one question dancers ask is "wanna dance". But after that, what is the second most prevalent questions you hear? For me it's some variation of Where are you from/where were you born Another question why do they ask questions?…

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Locked down by a whale

I was talking to this dancer, and she said she would prefer being locked down by a whale her whole shift, as opposed to walking the room and getting dances from different customers. Say on this one night a dancer could…

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Fat girl? No problem.

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Who has been thrown out of a strip club?

I saw a review for Heavenly Bodies near Chicago on the front page, which I used to like going to when I lived there. Then I remember it was the one strip club (or any bar/club) that I was…

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A modification to my system for paying strippers for sex

Somebody recently suggested this but I don't recall who. I'm trying to not overpay strippers for sex but I can't help feeling like a cheap bastard at the low end of the price spectrum. So along with the…

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My next cheat day im having this

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Ugly dancers

Why do PLs tip ugly dancers? I'm talking about butt ugly girls that every normal guy should recognize as untouchable. And this was not guys sitting at the tip rail. These are guys who walk across the…

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I don't understand the little head sometimes

Like last night, he ran my system on a dancer with itty bitty tiny little titties. I'm like wtf, but that's what he wanted. Of course she was a very young redhead with an otherwise good body but stil.…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Acceptable club for SA

Back in town for work, unfortunately my fav decided to not be working this week so never connected. Decided to just wing it anyways. Turns out to be my first of 3.…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

Good night

I went on on a Saturday while driving home. I met a dancer named Jade. I had a good time hanging out with her. The drinks are reasonable and there were several really attractive girls…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Not going again

So I was on a trip in San Antonio and started to look for a club to visit and this one looked ok... 1st of all in SA, ladies cannot show boobs, they have…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Changed

Came in after watching the UFC Fight so about 1am on a Saturday. Trying to sober up I just got a water and started tipping at the cage dance area, girl was absolutely stunning. Black…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

It's had been a while and it may be again

My last visit here was on a whim. Some friends were in town for business and this was actually close to a restaurant and bar where we started the night. At about 11 p.m. we…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn

A visit to synn on a Saturday night, a lot of girls and a damn sausage fest, standing room only. Noticed melody walking by, short Latina great little package nice bubble butt and small little breasts.Went straight…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Ol Reliable.

Cheetahs is about the only club of this type that have remained faithful. The majority of my trips here have been well spent, if you're ok blowing through a couple of hundreds. I may be…

Topeka Sports Cabaret

Topeka, Kansas

Good Club

TSC is a good club with friendly dancer who will make you happy. I had a good first impression on my first visit to the club. Good bang for your buck compared to other…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Monae

Stopped by on Monday evening. As has been mostly typical throughout this summer the ration of girls to patrons was skewed heavily in the patron's favor. (few tipping patrons, so many girls). Anyways, after sitting…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Must visit!

I rediscovered strip clubs about half a year ago. Before, I wasn't interested because I thought that these places were all dark and dirty. I must have visited the wrong ones when I was younger...…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Still the best place for fresh new Eastern Europeans

Great club, still my fav in the city and Queens. The pushy bouncers and bartenders have eased up a bit too in the past few months (i.e. they don't hound you to buy drinks…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Sexy tattooed ladies

I was visiting a good friend in Portland and Sassy's is his favorite strip club. We walked in and immediately saw three stages all close to each other. It's a pretty tightly packed place and…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Better clubs in SF

Went during the middle of the week. First thing I noticed was it was more dimly lit than most other clubs. The stage was nicely placed. It was in the middle of the club…

The Living Room Dayton

New Carlisle, Ohio

Good Value

I got approached by 3 girls in pretty quick succession. It was late and raining heavy, so I don't think many people made it out. Jade approached me first, so I got the last two…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Slightly upper class

2nd stop for the night, as i mentioned in my previous, one of my fav's is at a different club but this week it wasn't meant to be for a connection. Tried normal…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A must see

After living in San Diego for 3 years I finally managed to make it down here. First time to TJ, so I was a little sketch with the whole situation. Once you are…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Chance encounters

I've said it before, but this is definitely one of the more 'locals' club. Parking was ok tonight, no hassle from Valet and able to self park. This was my 3rd stop…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good fast visit

Stopped by a few Thursdays ago late afternoon, hoping to get a quick fix before my long drive home. Went in, sat down and got a beer. Lucky for me, a very…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Possibly my new fav

This was my first time going to Buck's Wild. $15 to get in (was around 8PM on a Thursday) $10 for access to the VIP dance area. $20 a song for topless dances. $30 for nude. $5 for…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

First visit to this dive bar style club

I was over at Platinum first in the early afternoon for their happy hour. Didn't see any of my regulars there so I left and decided to stop by SNL for the first time.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Hit or Miss

Got bored since no football yet on Sunday....stopped by EI before heading over to Fuegos. Got around there around 6 and didn't find anything I like until an hour later when I saw twins -…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Long time since previous visit

Stopped by Beach Girls on a Friday night a few weeks ago with three friends. Arrived around 9:30pm and stayed for an hour. As mentioned, it is a hard place to find if…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Not too bad for a Monday

I visited here late -1:00am - after checking out another club. The overall appearance is a bit dodgy, and the club is pretty small. One pole is right by the entrance and the larger…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Not as good as in past years.

Heavenly Bodies is a non-nude club. Dancers range between 4-8 and circulate a lot on the floor. Quality is not as good as 10 years ago when there more 7-9 available. Good…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Good hm laps

Wanted to go to a strip club in reno and decided on fantasy girls. All the other "clubs" in reno are whorehouses or didn't sound interesting based on reviews. So fantasy girls it was. This…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

deja vu/ld

Visited this lovely establishment a week ago. Girls were pretty attractive but not bombshells. A tinier girl gave me the most acrobatic lap dance I’ve ever received. So big props to that girl. All in…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lido Caberet on Tuesday

Decided to visit during a trip to Orlando. Had heard bad things about the orlando clubs (like limited to no touching) so decided to drive out to the coast. Stopped first outside Inner…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

It's been a while since I've been here

I've reviewed this place before, but it's been almost a year. The place hasn't changed much on the inside. It's reasonably well lit, with lots of seating, including next to both stages. When I was…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Good experience

I went into this club about 5pm and i was the only customer there for like 3 hours and there were 8 or 9 girls working. When i walked in they were not playing…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Hot club near LA

Me and a buddy (who was leaving town for good) decided on a night out. Had heard a lot about the clubs in City Of Industry, so headed out there. We first dropped in to one…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Friday Evening

I ndecided to go to Hustler Club for a change to see if anything had changed. I used to enjoy going here before mgmt. change. Then it became real dead and it went…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Visited on a Thursday evening. Driving...

Visited on a Thursday evening. Driving by and decided to stop to check this place out. Located in a awkward spot, nothing else around. Charged twenty buckaroos to get in. Doorman was a gentleman. Came…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Great First Time

It was a very good first ever experience with going to a strip club. Dancers were nice and quick to offer lapdances, waitress service was quick to make sure you were taken care of. Music…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Afternoon at American Bush

I went to the American Bush at around 2 PM on a Wednesday. The parking wasn't too bad. The cover charge was $7 which isn't too bad. There are two dancing stages but only the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice One

Oasis is located on peachtree industrial boulevard in Atlanta GA. From the highway you can see a big sign with oasis and palm trees and it is a fairly big building with more than enough…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Cuban invasion

Went to Chicas on a Wed night. Yes, I will agree with some of the other posts that the Cuban dancers are now the majority in the club. They are more aggressive in trying to…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Fuck the door guy/ don't even bother!

So I was recently in key west. Saw that the reviews here were decent. And after bar hopping, we walked by and I asked the bouncer what the cover was, he said free. I love…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Not what it once was...

I used to frequent this place regularly 10 years ago. The girls were varied in quality then but all friendly. Went back for the first time and the quality was downhill. The girls were a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Never been disappointed

One good thing about this place is you will never be disappointed. If you walk out frustrated it on you. My ATF is Crystal. She knows I'm good for more than the basics and finds…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

You get what you pay for

I'm not a damn if the "leave your phone in your car" rule, though I understand it. There are some nice looking girls here that put on a good show. Some ode them will come…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Latest update

Here's an update on my latest visits to CF. I've been spending quite a bit of time with the little Brazilian, Patricia, lately. Although not as young as some of the girls there…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

Love it

I've been here quite a few times throughout the years. Majority of the time I have had a good time. Dallas strip clubs are just....idk...there are just way to many woman patrons that frequent the…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

First Time Experience

So I picked this club to by my first ever strip club experience. I was nervous as hell walking in and headed straight to the bar. I got a bottled beer for $8. The club…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Overpriced cover charge

I went to this club when another club had closed. It was after 2am when I arrived. I chose this location because they were still open and the cover charge listed on this…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

slightly dissapointed

I visited on a Thursday afternoon. There were lots of dancers and some were pretty good-looking. I'm not sure about the number of girls. There could have been more than 10 but…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

PTs All Nude with an out-of-town friend

This is not my first review of, nor my first visit to, this club. I visited PTs All Nude with an out-of-town friend around 3 pm on a Friday night. We were greeted by a…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friendly and posh!

Went on a weekday evening. There were about 10 dancers, and only 5 guys lounging around. Interior is very nice and clean, although somewhat dated. Was quickly approached by a slim 20 something Caucasian with…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

nice surprise

Recent reviews seemed to indicate the Block had really fallen off, so a recent visit to the BWI area led me to Showcase for the first time. This place has been on my radar…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

Disappointed

Went this past Wednesday after about 3 years of not going. I drove by and there were quite a few cars so I figured the place was bumping. Well don't be deceived, all those cars…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

NIght Trips a go go!

Last time I was at Night Trips, about three weeks ago, I was pleased that it was NON smoking. But now it's back to smoking again. The ventilation is pretty good…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

scam

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror movie sits where…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

WONDERLAND

This is my favorite strip club. I do not know many..because every time I try one new it can t compare to this place. Free parking with available valet big place with high ceiling that…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

More like a bar and grill that happens to be a strip club

I haven't been to a million clubs, and I've heard great things about some in cities I've never been to. But I like this one better than any other I've ever been to, just starting…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Decent place, but tradeoffs

The dance prices were good at 10 per song, plus the fee to enter the back. The girls were friendly and not too pushy. Amazingly, nearly every girl had a tattoo which was much more…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Decent place, but tradeoffs

The dance prices were good at 10 per song, plus the fee to enter the back. The girls were friendly and not too pushy. Amazingly, nearly every girl had a tattoo which was much more…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Your basic local dive

I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon about 4pm to check this place out. No cover at this hour. It's very much a typical local dive bar. Only a couple of customers…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

still uninspiring

Have not been here for awhile so i thought i would check back in. The valet price increased to $8 so that was a bad first sign. I paid the $10 cover and stepped into…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Old faithful

Went back to Flashdancers after a few years and it was just like coming home. Lots of very pretty girls, several overly pushy russian girls and a few fun latinas. I met…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Fun but Expensive...

I went there around 9:30 on a Thursday. I noticed that is was now called Café Al instead of Café Rio. When you walk in the door you have to go to the booth and…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Needs a fresh start...

I used to come down to this club whenever my work had me traveling back and forth and I'd happen to pass by SLC, but alas I got transferred to the East Coast. Anyways, taking…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Its not for everybody

So heres the deal guys....this place is located in north bellmore, which is a pretty nice and safe town....im actually suprised this place is operational but once inside you will understand. There is a…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

Slow night

Was here on Sunday night. Got there when it opened at 9:00pm. There were no dancers on stage. Sat down and ordered a drink. The drinks were good and the bartender was fairly cute and…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Awesome

I knew I would be in Toronto a week ahead of time and had seen Allure website before. I checked out the girls working th day I was free. Jasmine caught my eye,…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Its a good club

Upscale strip club with plenty of gorgeous females. I would suggest finding a seat at the stage to maximize interaction without having to pay 20 per song for a private dance. Also if you…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Done

So, i have now read that Night Shift is closed from a prior review.. i wanted to just reiterate that also. I stopped here maybe a week ago on a saturday night because i knew it…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun place! Super expensive drinks.

This is a fun place with very beautiful girls. I didn't think there was much of a hustle factor at all either, the girls I intereacted with responded very politely to a "No Thank You."…

Clancy's

Norfolk, Virginia

Boobs, Butts and Bikinis

There is only so much that one but can show at a bikini bar. In this case, it was cleavage and butt cracks with an occasional flash of inner thighs. Bikinis would be better but…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Getting better

I made a visit on a recent Monday evening around 8pm. As previously mentioned parking is free in lot. Cover was $5. Happy to see some action for an hour after opening. Decent variety of…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

First time here, nice experience

First off, it was a little expensive and it wasn't even down town. Location is not that great because there's no parking except the $5 valet. Then there's the $25 cover on weekends. There were a…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

VIP Room

Heard about the new VIP rooms, but didn't take anyone up on it. The word I got was that they have converted the third floor to have booth for private dances. Since DC…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Good time

Its been a while since I visited this club, or any club for that matter. When I first walked in, the bartender was very friendly. No girls were performing most were sitting with customers. One…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

wasted my time driving

I saw this place had decent reviews, so I decided to check it out. I liked that it was supposed to be much nicer inside than its neighbor. I stopped by at 7:30 and midnight. I…

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Headed to Dallas. Where should I go?

I am going to be in Dallas for the weekend next month and want to know the best clubs to check out while I'm in town. Best places to get my perv on? Extras? And finally, for locals, are there…

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Missing Phoenix

Haven't heard from her in a little while. Did she deliver yet? Are we going to get to see pics of her engorged boobies?

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Crowd funding

Dougster's thread about the stock market along with SJGuy's remarks on that subject brought up something about which I have been curious. Have any of you guys here on the board invested or considered any of the crowdfunding ventures that…

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Cops as custies..

An escort (my avatar) told me that cops were some of her best customers. A stripper once told me she had a cop as a custie and that he always had his gun on him. Do you think this goes…

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[OT] Tipping Uber?

Do you guys tip Uber drivers when you use it? I always do (unless it's mega surge), just like it was a regular taxi: so usually at least 20%. Want to keep my customer rating high.

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Slow Day at Work

It must be for me to get this much opportunity to read and post on this discussion board

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did i get scammed?

I met up with my former atf who I've known almost 3 years. We have been doing car meetups almost twice monthly for five months. We've been trying to set up a motel session and she says she wants to…

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How do I find the underground Mexican Hat Dance scene in San Jose?

Semi serious. Going to San Jose for work. The clubs there look truly awful. Should I just try a regular bar and see if I can get my dick wet on civvy pussy? Maybe even try Tinder?

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MIA: imamutt

Haven't seen him post anything lately. Yep, either his ATF drove him crazy and landed him in a psych ward or she killed him. I told him collecting stamps was a better option for him. He wasn't built for this game,…

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Eating food that makes you moan

I had a vanilla Carmel Sunday with salted nuts from Denny's. Shit was $4 and it was a so good I was moaning in public on every bite lol I needed a more private VIP for this kind of eating lol

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Instagram models

So I'm looking on Instagram and I'm seeing these hot models. I'm thinking to myself, "who are these models fucking?" These girls usually never put their boyfriends (if they have one) on their social media. I've heard stories of some of…

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My favourite dancers missing

They are not on phone lineup anymore.I have 2 hot dancers that I liked very much since Jan of 2016.One is not on schedule since March.Another one is not on the schedule since July.Both of them said they go to…

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iPhone 7 - Buy or Pass?

I was trying to think, I had the iPhone 4s for 1 year, 2 of the iPhone 5 for over 2 years and now I have the iPhone 6 Plus for almost 2 years. So I've been an iPhoner…

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What a read

Found this sight by accident looking up reviews of local clubs and after reading the discussion board for like 2 hours, I am totally sucked in. Wanted to read some of the reviews and articles here but not…

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Bus-ting out! Eye-popping cellphone video shows woman stripping NAKED on Baltimo

My question is: Why do they put poles on buses if they don't want passengers to use them? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3778680/Cellphone-video-shows-woman-stripping-NAKED-Baltimore-MTA-bus.html

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Mom who once married son charged with incest after marrying daughter

This is pretty normal for Oklahoma. http://nypost.com/2016/09/08/mom-who-once-married-son-charged-with-incest-after-marrying-daughter/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20160908

Exposé

San Diego, California

Decent Place to Hang Out

Lap dances are $20 and VIP room was $80. Girls are nice and overall pretty attractive with some serious bombshells. I went on a Sunday night after a few bars and while there's no bar…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

My first strip club in Southern California

Rolled up after work, around 6:30. I just got a small bonus and figured I'd use it to touch some titties. This was my first time going to Sahara. $10 at the door, $10 to…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelita Bar Afternoon visit

There was no cover charge to get in but outside drinks were not allowed to bring in. When I got in, a waiter came by and asked me to buy a beer. It cost about…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Hard sell

Bored so went to a couple spots in Newburgh with this being the last. It was after midnight and there was a 10 on the floor and a 6 on stage. I…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Pazzazz without pazzazz

I arrived at the club at 6:30 PM on Saturday evening, the club had just opened; there was the doorman, bartender and me. There is a large stage to the left as you…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

In town on business and my...

In town on business and my hotel was nearby. This club is off of Tyvola Rd. tucked away behind a bbq restaurant. This club is upscale & if you are entertaining clients, this would be…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Not as fun in Nashville

I moved to Nashville from Atlanta and decided to try out the strip club scene one day after work. While driving I see this big sign "Pure Gold Crazy Horse", so I decided to stop…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Sundowner

I was in the Buffalo area for business and decided to hop across the border and see what strip clubs are like in our northern neighbor. I’m glad I did. Sundowner is about…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappointed

I'll tell you what. I may be done with the Hi-Liter. Spent many an afternoon and night there, but it's becoming more and more corporate. Jäger bombs were 13 bucks. Waitresses when they got my…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Wednesday taking a gamble at Bella's

I know the reviews of Bella's have either been bad or weird, but if the one constant in the reviews is thick booty latinas, then eventually I'm going to have to show up. First the…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Relaxing and easy going place

This is. Laid back type of club in safe area near mall. It's not full nude and pasties are on. The best part about club is bartender who knows true what a true customer service is…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Dancers are hit or miss. They...

Dancers are hit or miss. They increased prices to 30/50 for lap dances per song , up from $20 flat. I blame Google and Facebook expansion. everyone approaches you, so be ready to turn down.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Didn't Stay Long

I had been to the Ballpark several years ago and left unimpressed after a short stay; my experience this time was not much different. I heard that they had remodeled, and it looked okay,…

Nana Plaza

Bangkok, Thailand

Nana plaza review

Visited Nana Plaza on my trip to Bangkok. The plaza has a bunch of clubs in a multi floor complex. I visited 2 clubs on the 1'st floor Bangkok Bunnies and the club next to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

And just like that I am sucked back in

Hit Flight Club just before midnight on a Friday night after being at an outdoor party all afternoon and evening. Had a great buzz on but not feeling too sloppy. My buddy kept…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Friday Early Evening.

I stopped in on a Friday evening around 6-7PM. The place was mostly empty at the time, with a couple of people at the bar, and nobody at the stage. There were a few average…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Interesting local spot

Overall, a not bad, not great experience. Place is in an interesting building. Has a historic marker from the 1850's or so. Looks kind of like a old Southern mansion plunked down in a blue collar…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

My go to everytime!

I have been to several Illinois clubs and I would rather make the hour drive to this one everytime I go somewhere else. Cover charge is low, drinks are mostly regular bar pricing with daily specials,…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Deja Vu

Nostalgia can be dangerous. That's what I learned after swinging by the Erotic Cafe last week for a sentimental tour of an old and once-loved stomping ground. I've had some good times at the EC…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

same old

I have reviewed McDoogal's several times before with an old nick name (I lost the old nick name and the password for it and the email account I registered it with) so here goes again.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nya

Nya is half Chinese and half Vietnamese. She appears to be in her late 20s and has that blonde hair Asian thing going on if one is into that. Nya is thick and quite tall,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good but not great..

Over the years this has been one of my favorite indy clubs with good dancer quality and pretty high mileage for your money. However this time things seem to have slipped somewhat. Most of…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Visit to Bazooka's

I went to the club during the afternoon around 1 on a Wednesday. There were around 5 dancers on duty that afternoon. The lap dances are $20 and the dancers are topless, but there isn't…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun at Henry's

I had car trouble so I took the day off. Around 3:00 everything was fixed so I decided to kill some time at Henry's. Saw Destiny a tall thin dark skin lovely…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

One of the friendlier places in town

Jet Strip is one of the friendlier places in town. Has a nice laid back vibe and the dancers and staff are all pretty friendly. It has been a little while since I've…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This club is beautiful inside and...

This club is beautiful inside and out. Finding parking wasn't so bad. When I walked in I loved how big the place was. They were playing all the current hits. The girls are gorgeous and…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Declining

I’ve written about the club layout before, and there are many other reviews that take care of that so I won’t go into it.  It hasn’t changed at all in the years I have been…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Go to for area...

Carl's...my go to for the Melrose Rose/Stone Park area...2 things I'd highlight as lessons learned in this review from my last night's adventures...I've started going out to spot during off peak days (sun-wed) to be…

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Fantasy football

Any one on tuscl play in one ? Curious to see if we could start a tuscl fantasy football league and play that is if we can get enough people into it Maybe like 10 ppl or more but 10 might be…

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Attitudes toward sex workers

In the 1960's I was a college student at a state college. My parents had told me if I was going to continue my education, it would be at my own expense. Admittedly the tuition was $100 per semester, but…

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Newbie advice

Recently started to get out more and with that has come a few offers. Hadn't made the plunge yet but headed to Baltimore this weekend and been reading up on the Block. Sounds like a lot of…

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Scottsdale vs Dallas

Hi all need some advice. I have the opportunity to go to Scottsdale area for a strip club trip. Any thoughts. I've heard mixed reviews. Is it worth the trip? I like decent mileage and friendly type places..…

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Question for vm...

vm, Looking through old topics, I saw one between us in 2012 after you went home. One line in it to you from me was, "I don't know for sure, but MG sure looks about there!" It was about a dancer's…

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WTF!

How did I miss this? Perhaps during one of my "hiatu1"? https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31899

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My dick is getting hard

And it's 3 hours until I see baby stripper. JS69 is right, 18 year old low mileage pussy is intoxicating.

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HOT DAMN!

Saw this in a recent review of a local club. "One cute Asian asked me to slap her ass while she was bent over during our dance." Was AFTER midnight and I am not a night time clubber. :(

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2016-2017 NFL Discussion

season starts tomorrow. panthers vs. broncos any of you guys gonna be going to any games this year? if so, which ones? discuss!

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Everything I know I learned on South Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSdtBmZ9s4

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Innovation

https://youtu.be/yDwKcqH7Lho When your out deutsching a deutsch bag you gots to be innovative

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First song or second song decides..

Usually first song with a dancer decides whether I am going to have few more dances with her. If I didn't like first song that's it no more dances. Few times I tried by extending to second song assuming it…

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Was this any of you guys?

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-allegedly-scans-penis-at-supermarket-checkout_us_57710ae9e4b0f1683239fb03 Scanning your dick at the supermarket = not brilliant!

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The WatchOpinion Feel safer? S.C. cops spend two years, tens of thousands of dol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/09/06/feel-safer-s-c-cops-spend-two-years-tens-of-thousands-of-dollars-investigating-strip-club/?utm_term=.98acd3c671f5

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MY MISSION TO UNEARTH PORTLAND'S GREATEST STRIP CLUB FOOD

For all of you who go to strip clubs for the food: https://www.thrillist.com/eat/portland/best-food-in-portland-strip-clubs

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Know thy enemy!

This has probably been posted already. I know it's been discussed, because that's how I found it: http://dancerwealthdownloads.s3.amazonaws.com/StepbyStepStrippingwww.stripandgrowrich.com.pdf Curious what you think about this. I can see how some of this stuff might work . . . on the weak-willed or…

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If she asked " wanna dance ?" What would you say ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKBq8SEg_gJ/

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Holiday's All Girl WPB

Has anyone heard of this place, or been there? I found an ad for it, but need to know if it's legit or any good.

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Interesting Read: Woman Took 1 Year Off From Marriage / Free Hall Pass

Very interesting article, maybe I can talk my wife into this! lol http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/a40304/woman-took-year-off-marriage/

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Juice, Put your clown costume away

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/05/creepy-clown-sightings-expand-to-second-south-carolina-city.html

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new strip club in vegas.

as i was on southbound on i15 just before midnight last night i noticed sheri's cabaret club seems to be open again with a new name... girl collection. next time i drive thru there in my car i will check…

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The Last DS Sex Story?

I sent the DS a text a few weeks ago telling her that I wasn’t going to be seeing her any more. She started out really pissed, but soon she decided to try and convince me to take her…

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How many strippers have REALLY kissed you?

One of my kissing threads from some months was bumped, so I decided to give an update, and ask a new question. Back then, I had only kissed one stripper, now my count is up to four, with a few others…

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13 killed, 52 wounded in Chicago over Labor Day weekend.....

Bodies in the streets. Right Kaepernick?

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Popular porn star Mia Khalifa rats out another athlete

http://thebiglead.com/2016/09/06/chad-kelly-mia-khalifa/ Jeez, all these women that they could have, I don't know why athletes and entertainers go after pornstars. This Mia chick has a history of posting private messages. This dumb bitch gets no respect from me. Karma is gonna came…

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Not standing up for the national anthem part 2

This is a follow up Londonguy's thread about San Fransisco QB Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand for the national anthem. Kaepernick has gotten villified for it, but it looks like he also has a lot of support as well. Just…

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Have You Ever Worn Basketball Shorts of Sweatpants to a Strip Club? (The Anti-Sy

I have. A few times they said I had to go back and change before I could come in because I failed to meet the dress. If any thing, I would say dress in the this "perv-ware" probably helped…

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It's raining dream strippers

I texted DS II to ask her if she was going to be stripping this school year. Her Facebook page shows that she's still in a relationship with some guy who looks like a nice, normal, non-drug dealer boyfriend,…

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Father/son outing, Floriduh style.

GREENACRES, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a South Florida man had his 2-year-old son with him when he solicited an undercover sheriff's deputy for sex. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said in a statement that 28-year-old Oscar Vega, of West…

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Have You Ever Worn a Suit to a Strip Club? (The System!)

I myself have never. How's about the rests of you? If you never have, have you still been able to score OTC with a higher than 35% success rate?

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Milking the prostate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE Anybody ever experience this ITC or OTC? The first time I ever got a prostate exam, I didn't know if I was going to cum or shit.

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How much do you pay for ITC

Include the price the girl wants, the price of the actual VIP session and the time the session last. Been propositioned myself, but I've always been too nervous to take the plunge

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When stripper stands on the couch

I have encountered this situation where the stripper stands on the couch facing me as part of routine while I was sitting during lap dance . Her lower waist was just in front of my…

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For free

The first single off P-Nemesis's upcoming album is now available for free listen on Soundcloud. https://soundcloud.com/pnemesis/higherfeat-john-legend

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The ideal old man that women would pay to fuck

https://www.facebook.com/brandingthatmatters/videos/352845401717654/ Damn, the chinese making you All american men look bad

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[OT] Stock Market?

Anyone still think it's just a bubble due to low interest rates. Or is this another case of everyone on TUSCL disagrees with me at first but then, eventually, comes around to my POV.

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Worst sales pitch a stripper has given you

This has happened to me a few times recently - girls telling me about them working at other clubs and leaving because of the extras at those clubs. How it was ok/expected to do those things at those clubs and…

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Stripper silhouette mysteriously added to NH highway sign

Attractions--Exit 5 http://www.fox25boston.com/news/stripper-silhouette-mysteriously-added-to-nh-highway-sign/437438753

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Do Tou Tell Strippers About TUSCL?

Vince and I were having a private discussion about telling strippers about TUSCL the other day. I told him in my experience I mentioned TUSCL to 2 different strippers (I can even remember the clubs, Baby Dolls Dallas and…

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Brilliant TUSCL challenge for lapdanceking82 (or other PLs)

Print business cards that say "I like to cum in my pants! It's ACE!" Hand them to strippers and see what happens! You can omit the "It's ACE!" part if you think it's too silly! ;)

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Stripper asked me if I Enjoyed Strip Clubs?

I am a 21 years old if that helps anyway onto the story. I took the girl to the VIP room and she started with instant hard grinding, different positions left and right, biting of the ear, licking of the…

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HiLiter Gentlemen's Club Phoenix, Arizona

I know it isn't, but I STILL read Hitler!

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Juice's women.

Juice wants to watch my dog when I go East on vacation this week. I'm afraid he'll have rough sex with it. Help !! http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?photoId=221568390#

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Draft Kings get in on the action this football season

$3 to win 1million Draft your team and enter https://www.draftkings.com/r/Da_Mane

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Would u pay 4 play with this ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJkzVT8DfMA/

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Cam girl moonlighting as a stripper

I recently met a stripper new to me at my favorite club. I would rate her a low 8. During our conversation she informed me that she has been working at the club part time since April and here…

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I am working on a new system!

So have criticized me for my Dachshund system. But I have persevered in my conviction that young women like to pet cute wiener dogs! You laughed when I added frogs into the mix. But now I am getting a pair of…

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Life With Cap’n: Putting The Boob in Boob Cruise

This is one of the best stories I've read by a stripper. https://bullshit.ist/life-with-capn-putting-the-boob-in-boob-cruise-76020d2934bb#.vyxvdbe7o

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Got myself a part time job just so i can max out my 401k

I consider this on topic because I've learned from the older members it's things like this that got them in the position later in life to club like they do today...as a young man learning how to get their for…

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Strip club employee accidentally shoots bystander while chasing man who allegedl

Don't be a bystander. http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/headlines/20160904-strip-club-employee-accidentally-shoots-bystander-while-chasing-man-who-allegedly-assaulted-her.ece

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Brussels Belgium Red Light District

Any one been there the girls look hot ? , need info , the whole street is full of window girls, Lucky local guys we need this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJXamRyCcmc

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Is it normal to like strip clubs?

These guys I work with say strip clubs do nothing for them and they act like it's weird that I love them ! They don't find it exciting enough to pay for a lap dance ! I don't…

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What I think is hot (cuz Larry asked)

This: https://goo.gl/images/VzQdwU https://goo.gl/images/2NWvOK Damn near any one of these: https://steemit.com/steem/@michaellamden68/moral-dilemma-again-work-or-lay-in-and-post-more-pictures-of-hot-girls Also her: https://goo.gl/images/CZrbXE And her: https://goo.gl/images/5r5ru0 And her too: https://goo.gl/images/sJJqum And these two too: https://goo.gl/images/XwQCKh https://goo.gl/images/JfZE9i

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Busted My OTC Cherry Tonite

18 months to the day (Dugan you goddamn genius). There were rules of course. I had to wear a condom and I couldn't kiss her DFK only pecks and no blow job whatsoever. Actually she just sorta laid there.…

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Strip club Scottie award for VIP queen

Club Lust does this thing once a month on the first Saturday to give out awards to employees or dancers. One award is for VIP queen. At least on two occasions the VIP queen had to leave the customer and…

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Are most strippers really horny girls ?

They say that strippers Are hornier then ur average girl is that true u think

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Are most strippers really horny girls ?

They say that strippers Are hornier then ur average girl is that true u think

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Do strippers like their customers ?

Do strippers like some of the guys in the club as a person I mean And think he's a nice cool guy ? Do they give better dances to certain guys u think and if ur good looking do…

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So many hotties, so little time

I got a couple candidates for DS3 and DS4. Who's better? Bavarian's girl he posted https://www.instagram.com/p/BJomeWpgsWj/?taken-by=sommerray&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BI4NCucAvSp/?taken-by=sommerray&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BJBMsFOg8c0/?taken-by=sommerray&hl=en A new girl I just found https://www.instagram.com/p/BJyplsOA3yb/?taken-by=missbrittany&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BJesRnTg2t_/?taken-by=missbrittany&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BJhMZMtg9pA/?taken-by=missbrittany&hl=en

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Negative Interest Rates - In The Future?

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/feds-janet-yellen-mulls-negative-interest-rates-183711629.html I would love to hear Dougster's view. I am just commenting on what the article said (and not my opinion) but it doesn't seem to be something they are considering anytime soon. I am betting the rates stay the same…

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OHLALA

Apologies if this has been asked before but any of you guys over there tried ohlala.com ? If so any luck with it?

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Learning to Appreciate Small Boobs

I've always been a big natural tit lover. Just really dig the way they look and move. I even like the saggy ones. Lately, I've had some great encounters with young women with A and small B cups. I'm now…

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DS vs DS2

I've been scouting Instagram for my potential DS's. The two best girls (for my taste) ended up being the girl I posted a week or so ago, and then Ime's girl he posted a few weeks ago. They are both…

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This story needs some Benny Hill music. :)

A bystander was shot in the finger early Sunday outside a strip club in Fort Worth after a woman tried to pull a gun out of her purse while chasing a man who allegedly assaulted her, police say. Police said the…

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1000 ways to die

One thing I learned from watching the show is that your shit and gas can be deadly. One guy asked a fat guy to fart and he had a lit torch behind him. The fat guy farted and flames shot…

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I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan.

A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead... but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

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Unfair Competition

My CF Jenna complained to me about Trixie, a dancer who used unfair tactics. Jenna had been sitting with a customer and hoping he would take her to VIP. But while she was on stage, Jenna saw Trixie…