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Lookalike

All this downer talk about which liar is gonna be the next president. Let's brighten up the mood a little bit. Have you ever seen a stripper that looked exactly like someone famous? Recently I met a stripper that looks EXACTLY like…

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Boob jobs declining - Happy or Disappointed?

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/breast-augmentation-surgery-free-fall-165213454.html Breast augmentation surgery is in free fall. "The analyst pointed to a decline in breast augmentations as one example of consumers' changing tastes. Roughly 279,000 American women went under the knife in 2015, down from nearly 331,000 three years earlier. It…

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Heading to the Poles on Election Day

Rather than following the election coverage all day on TV and cursing the state of our perishing republic, I'm heading to the strip club to drown my sorrow in titties and beer. I plan to arrive at the…

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Police:Man crashes car, threatens bystander into driving him to strip club

In my defense, I really needed some tits and beer. http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2016/11/police_man_crashes_car_threate.html

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Halloween day not a great day

As anyone knows - I've been to this place just a few times. My fav was not working tonight - so decided to check out the scene anyways. I'll say this much - Halloween…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

I stopped by here when I...

I stopped by here when I was passing through for work. My friends an I used to come here all the time back in the early 2000's and some things have really changed. The building…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

HIdeaway

Ybor Strip actually sits well east of Ybor City in kind of an industrial area. It was pretty quiet. most people going in and coming out wearing T-shirts. Cover was $10 to get…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Bad Day?

First time at Stars. It's not that easy to get to, so I've kind of avoided it when in the area. Halfway between Oshkosh and Neenah, lots of roundabouts, etc. to deal with…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Not much going on...

I'm out in the Portland area on business, so I decided to explore the area's entertainment prospects.Xpose was one of the clubs that made my shortlist based on this site's reviews, but I'm not sure…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Still a great place for a beer

I'm not sure if this is the type of bar that you would go to with a group to hang out for the night, but it is always a great place to stop in for…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

high cost

Visited a while ago on a wednesday evening. The club was fairly busy for a Wednesday night, with plenty of girls (15-20) for the number of clients in the club. Music and DC were…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Relaxed atmosphere, with a view!

I have recently been stopping in here during the early afternoon, on random days during the week, usually Thursdays or Fridays. Some days there's only a few girls working, but there aren't any many customers…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Super cool place

We had a good time, we chilled, and the girls were hot. We will go back for sure. We loved the atmosphere because it was great to get out of the house. We like to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow Day

What better time to write a review as I wait in line to vote for the next President of the USA. Heck I might move to Canada after today. This review is from a week…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Nice lunch visit

I had a day off so decided to visit and check out the lunch special. I got there about 11:30 and there were 2 other guys there. One was obviously a regular for…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Olympic Garden Refugees

I made my usual trip to Sam's when I visited in late October. My old favorite Olivia was not there and was told had not been there in almost a year. The club was not…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Strike

Cut out of work a bit early and ran out to the Bay Rd ballet as we like to call it. I wanted to catch the end of day shift and a bit of night…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Brief stop off on a trip . No cigarrette smoke!!!

Stopped to get off the road. Researched TUSCL for a good spot. Not too far off hwy. Parking lot only about 1/3 full at 7:30 pm. Full of potholes. Inside…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to Scores Chicago on a Tuesday just before 17:00. Parking is free from 11:00 to 17:00. After 5pm, the club forces customers to do valet parking at a rate of $6. There was…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Not the same, but I still like this place

Sadly what everyone else is saying about venus changing is pretty much right on target - less privacy in the VIP area (only a beaded curtain - no walls). Went there recently on a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Slow Monday

I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and the dancers were…

2NYT Entertainment

Winona, Minnesota

So-so

A small club that feels more like your average bar with a small stage on one end. Was there after 10pm on a Saturday night and 4 AA dancers on. Variety of full…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

Average Club

The club is in a relatively non descript building right off 19 and is close to a couple of other clubs- Allure, Bare Assets, and formerly known as Mile High. There is ample free parking…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Club on a downhill

I usually go in after midnght when there are more gals on the rounds. This time around went in a bit early around 10 and the place was dead. Hardly 3-4 customers and very few…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Second and last time at this...

Second and last time at this club. Sad because this club could have a lot of potential but its obvious they hire any and everyone who walks in. Went in on a Thursday night and…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Not the best experience

I came here to blow some time before going out and i just say i was really disappointed. I usually go in the daytime and it seems like the rates then are much lower compared…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

So So Monday

Rarely come out this far, but had a trip to Palm Desert so I had to make pit stop. Parked in the strip mall right at the front door. Paid $7 to enter.…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to Kappa Kabanna at 23:30 on a Friday night. There was a $10 cover charge. On Friday and Saturday nights, the cover is $5 between 18:00 and 22:00 and rises to $10 after…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

OK

I have been to this club on numerous occasions all of which I never really was a fan. Most of the day shift are not friendly. I never tried nightshift a this club mainly BC…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

As many have said, the DC...

As many have said, the DC scene for clubs is very sad, so I only go to Camelot when I am absolutely desperate and cannot get to PG county. With that said, it's a decent…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Oh boy I miss Shooters Alley Buford Hwy

Sorry for the delay for this review. If I made reviews every time I went to a strip club, I would be on here 4x a week. And I gotta work to make…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Super Tuesday was Super Awesome

Went there on a Super Tuesday evening. The atmosphere and DJ were awesome. Took 10 dances at the rate of just $50, with different strippers in the range of 9 or 10, where else in…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Stpped In for a few minutes

I was on my way headed south and thought I'd stop in to check the place out, with the intent of coming back when I had more time. It was about 4:30 on a…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Wednesday dances are awesome

Went to Chicas Locas with my friends on Wednesday evening. My friends thought of going babydolls which is pretty famous for having many 9-10 looking strippers. But, one of my friend saw about $10 Wednesday…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

18

Had a rare opportunity to club during the week and took a long lunch. Maybe 10 dancers and about 10 PLs. Looks ranged from 6 to 9, all the dancers were white except two AA.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Looking girls, Sports on Nice TVs, Alluvia, one of the best restaurants in Atlanta

So after the Hawks game, me and my wife headed to the Cheetah. As a local, I know that a ticket stub from any Atlanta sporting event gets you in the Cheetah for Free.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Better than I remember

Stopped in Monday about noon on my way to the airport. It had been several years and I don't remember liking the place much but what the hell - had an hour and a half…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Tuesday afternoon visit, 1-5 dancers

I was here almost a couple of months ago so some of the information i present might be inaccurate. This place is on Van Buren. Pretty easy to find. I was here on a weekday in…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not bad, average

Was in town and nearby for a meeting. While leaving saw the lights and said let's try. Two long hard and packed crowd inside. I found a spot to check the girls out. The girls…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Sexy venue

Physically Ye Olde Axe is an imposing building albeit a bit run down outside and in. It closes early by London standards (midnight last night). It is close to Hoxton Overground Station (also several bus…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Made up for the first time...

I've been to this place twice. The first time was a absolute disappointment. Walked into a virtually empty club, the girls on shift were not my type. I was there for probably 30 minutes before…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ballpark can be a home run (maybe)

Outside: This club is on a main road and is easy to access from the PA turnpike. It really doesn't look like a strip club on the outside and is attached to a liquor store.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

2001 Oddity

I imagine at night with tons of guys and lots of dancers, this relatively small, 70s chrome-and-neon throwback is quite a party palace. At 2 in the afternoon, it's fairly dead. No…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great, but crowded

This is a relatively small club and it can be very hard to get a seat. If you go early, you may find something st the bar. But, be prepared to stand.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Decided to make the trip to...

Decided to make the trip to Venom after my visit to HiLiter turned out to be a bust. I'm glad I did, this club turned out to be everything I had hoped HiLiter would be.…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

BACHELOR PARTY

Once again I've found myself dragged here but this time 4 my older brother's bachelor party. Music was Decent, Drink weren't as watered down as usual I think they might have a bartender who actually knows how to…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Atlantis

Was in Philly for a weekend and decided to visit Club Atlantis for the afternoon. Had a great time. No cover charge. Had a seat at the bar and got a drink. Drink was a…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Pick the right night

Ok, i know based on the crowd that's there i'm not the only one, but it sure feel with the reviews that i am. Passed by on Halloween night just to take a…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

High Dancer Quality

This was my first trip to Phoenix, and hit 7 different clubs, will review the ones I spent the most time at. Bourbon Street was by far at the top of the list as…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

First time here and it wasn't bad

I'll be up front that my expectations were low. Most other clubs are uptown, but I could walk here from where I was staying. Cover seemed a little steep, but you don't get…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Worth your time

A little about myself. I've been to Sinsations quite a few times, but had never got around to the Doll House. Figured it was about time to knock it off my bucket list,…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Sacramento Area Comparison

I now have the dubious distinction of having gone to ALL of the clubs in the Sacramento area which is not really a great feat. I’m going to share a portion of this review…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Sacramento Area Comparison

I now have the dubious distinction of having gone to ALL of the clubs in the Sacramento area which is not really a great feat. I’m going to share a portion of this review…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Deja Vu

It was my last night in Lexington and I wanted to check at least one strip club out. I had a beer which wasn't too pricey. The club seemed a bit run down but it…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Shower Show

It's been a very long time since hitting Fantasies for a little entertainment. No cover, lots of TV screens to catch MMA, a shower on stage, and the ladies parade on the top of the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Unfriendly ladies?

I rarely hit the Hugger on Mondays. This time I got there about 530pm, and just hung out for a while. Jessie wasn't there and Charlotte was busy, so I decided to wait for the…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

A good place

It has been a while since the last visit. I just stopped by on a Saturday night, and saw some changes. There were still plenty of dancers as usual, and the quality of dancers are…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

PUMPS

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked. from that point…

Sinsations

Keansburg, New Jersey

eXXXotica After Party

So I decided to drop back into Sinsations to see what the "eXXXotica After Party" was all about this evening. Decent crowd tonight - as they were giving out free T-shirts, quality food, reasonable drink…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Jamaican Island Vibe

Another quick run to Delilah's Hazlet (or Keansburg) to end a long Saturday night. Caught the tail end of the shift before they were closing out for the evening and decided to find a hot…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Good Club but have dollars

Ok - so my fav has moved over here now. From what we discussed, seems like a bit of a chance that they are taking quite a few over from P10 due to some drama…

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What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins?

This is the most pressing issue of this election. What do we call Bill Clinton if Hillary Clinton wins? It can't possibly be first gentleman.

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Donald Trump is a Homo!

Title says it all! Lol!

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How do you know if a tuscl poster is mildly retarded?

They post lolol as a comment

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Different approach

So I've been experimenting with different approaches, and I'm gonna try a new one. So basically I bring a lot of money to the club, and I want these girls to know I have a lot of money and I am…

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Suggestions for first time TER user.

Respected proud TUSCL members :) I am feeling strong urge to use TER. I would really appreciate if you guys can share your experiences and suggestions. What are do's and don'ts? What are the risks involved and how to…

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OT : How did they become so rich?

I read today that the Clintons are worth $150 million and that they siphon money off from The Clinton Foundation. Is that right, if so shouldn't she/they be in jail?

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One and Done or More to Come ?

A week since I watched as she drove off into the sunrise, leaving me with what proved to be just another empty promise. It isn't easy to care for a soul so troubled that she won't allow good things…

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OT: Election

It's amusing that you wildebeest think your votes count. If Trump wins the council of ricks will step in overtly. If Clinton wins we'll act behind the scenes. We'll be your benevolent overlords. Maybe a little snacking on the more…

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Georgia's strip club tax is on the ballot

I was just going to skip voting tomorrow but now I'll have to go to vote against this. http://www.11alive.com/news/local/pole-tax-in-amendment-2-would-assess-strip-clubs/340863893

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Twitter Photos

I saw 2 photos on Twitter site that features naked women. The 2 nude photos do not show the face or head, but the body looks like a dancer I know well. I have some nude…

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Wrong Number... Twice

A new CF I've been getting acquainted with put her number in my phone. I text and thank her later, no response. See her a week later and she checks my phone and 'corrects' her error in entering the…

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how to avoid paying tolls.

So on my way home from work in Queens, I had no other exit to take but to go all the way to Manhattan. Fucking toll was $8 one way. Wasted $16 on bullshitting to get home. Now with that…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to...

Went to check out paradise on a weekday recently to find out they have new specials. They now have $105 dollar VIPs all week instead of the $100 dollar Wednesday thing…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Strokers

Stopped by at a little after 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday evening. The club is located in a small, low-end, suburban strip mall just off the highway. Although the strip mall is low…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Current employee :)

I've worked at Sassy's for 6 years so of course I think we're the best. Dances start at $25, we set our own prices for topless vs. full nude. No touching allowed in dances and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday night

Setup of this club has been covered in previous reviews. Arrived at the club around 11pm on a saturday night. Ample parking and there was a $15 cover charge and wand down at…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Disappointing

It's been several years since I visited Inner Room Cabernet, but was in Cocoa Beach on a recent Sunday night, so I made a return visit. In a word it sucked. There was no cover…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

A fun experience

This was my first time to Sapphire. I had read a lot about it. All the reviews are correct. It is posh, fun place but expect to speed some serious dough. I arrived and was…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Dancers noticeably older than before

Have decided to visit Ritz since I haven't been here for over a year now. Dancers were noticeably older than before, with most of the good looking girls from Cuba and elsewhere hardly…

Miau Miau

Mexicali, Baja California

Another solid visit to Mexicali

So I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to Mexicali in a while and decided to try a new place.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Showcase Consistently Delivers

Showcase is not the flashiest, but one of DC area's best clubs. This isn't a place to go and be seen, but you can have fun, see beautiful women, and the ambiance is generally pretty…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Laps R Us

The only prior time I was here was in 2011 (also going to Score's at that time). For some reason, I was not so impressed 5 years ago, It was a Friday night…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

possibly the best nude club in Austin

XTC Cabaret is located in far SE Austin. I had to be in the area anyway, so decided to stop by for a first time ever visit. There is parking to the left and right…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

2 4 1

I like this club a lot. I have been here a handful of times mostly close to closing time and almost always have a great experience. The last time I went in it was pretty dead…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Little off putting

I have been to this club a few times over the last couple years. The outside is nice big open parking lot. Inside seems a little outdated. Typically have had a good experience. Almost always…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Wild

I visited BW for the first time on a Sunday night and it was a trip I'll never forget. -$20 cover charge at 11 pm ( the website says $10 cover on Sundays before 10…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

clean and updated but not impressed

So Fantasy has been completely remodeled. Nice bar area with a few beers on tap including a Sculpin IPA which is a go to for me.Not much business when I was there and I have…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Very slow

Quite slow at Cheetah's tonight. About 7 or 8 girls I would say. A couple would have made my standards if they would come around. No girl came to talk to us…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Slow, most girls not motivated

About 7-8 girls, just like at Cheetah's, right before this. Saw a few nice looking girls, they stuck to themselves. We had a couple undesirable girls come over to our table, not much…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Slow

Went out for some food and were in the west end - tried out S4. We walked in, saw a chubby dancing on stage... the waitress saw us standing there and asked what we…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday

Made another visit back to Goddess. A late Monday so i wasn't sure how it would be with dancers and customers, since there awhen there isnt a game going on, sometimes its slow. But even slow it…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

Decent

Pros: no cover, $20 dances with great mileage (got dances from 2 different girls), dancers aren't pushy, fairly cheap drinks ($7 well rum and coke). Cons: the place is really small so you can't really hang…

Show Girls

Paris, France

Alert is wrong - Showgirls is still open

There were some rumours this place was closing earlier in the year. French language forum suggested some issues which I won't repeat here. However the club is open and providing more or less the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This was my first ever visit...

This was my first ever visit to this club. I have clubbed in Philadelphia and its suburbs for a long time but never felt a need to explore this club. Partly becoz of my confusion…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Pathetic

I used to visit this club regulary. Over the past two years the dancer quality has dropped off the charts. The drinks are expensive compared to other clubs. The place is a…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Nothing special but save the drive into Akron

Francois' Lounge physically resembles your neighborhood bar much more than a strip club. The bar along the east side of the building has three televisions which generally show sports channels. A tiny dancer…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice Time

I last visited on a Sunday night. Parked valet. They now have a sign that mandates valet vs street parking. I'm not sure how much they enforce it, but I followed the rule. Paid the cover and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Beginner's luck is over

I returned to the Criket simply because my first "lapdance" there was so incredible. My home is three states away, and so the Criket is still an extra three hours away even when I'm in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Bourbon Street

First time in New Orleans and this was one of the first clubs I checked out for the night and probably liked it the best. All the clubs on Bourbon street are overpriced and this…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Comparison Shopping

There is no need to go into the physical description of this place as they have been described many times before. I am generally A REGULAR at another club in Providence but every once in…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

Pregnant Strippers!

Verde is 3 months pregnant with her fifth child and fifth baby daddy. Make sure to visit her; she needs the money for a new car since her last car was repossessed and has…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

About the same as in the past

Admission is $8 after 8pm or i got in for free for showing my hotel key. Got a beer for $4.25. Nothing has changed with the club physically. There is still the large main stage…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

G2k on sat night

Came to this club this past Saturday night. Got there around 8pm. Mandatory coat check with $10 cover. Bouncer was pretty frisky. This was a big club with a bar to the left and coaches…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

First impressions

I've visited this club on 3 occasions and have walked out yearning for more. The interior is somewhat tacky, like most of the Deja Vu clubs that I have visited. The staff is attentive,…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Did not dissappoint

My trip here did not disappoint. Not super top notch, but one could do far worse. Value was good for what you get, good experience overall... would visit again. My trip here did…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Dissatisfied

Coming from a ex club manager.i was out going club to club to find a good location to host a bachelor party for a friend and about 75 other guests that would be with us.…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Underrated Downtown Gen

Great variety of ladies, perhaps less 10s than other downtown clubs like Brass Rail or For Your Eyes Only but this place more than makes up for it with how fun and open the ladies…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

Nice Club for the price

Visited here while passing through Columbia. I've never been to any clubs in Missouri, so I wasn't sure what to expect. It was $20 to get in, which I thought was a little high. Overall…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Excellent time in an excellent club

I visited this club with a group for a bachelor party. The club was large and comfortable, the drinks were reasonable (for a strip club) and the dancers were excellent. We're not to rowdy a…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Getting Better

Over the last 6 months, I've been noticing some positive changes in the dancers. Therefore I have continued to make visits. The building remains the same, the staff is attentive and is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Good and bad

Visited EB again last Friday afternoon. I had planned on seeing a particular girl, but she texted me to say she was not coming. I still wanted some action, so stopped in to see the…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

There's potential

Honestly, tracks isn't that bad. Beer is 2.50 for a bud and you can get a bucket of 6 for 10 I belive. Yes the girls are below average and there's no private dances. Dances…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday's at Oasis

Friday's around 5-6pm are the best time to visit. First off there's a Buffett of finger foods and free cover. There's also tons of seats available. There's VIP high tables and I'm…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Same old same old

Not much is changed at this club since it went from being the pitiful Princess to the Scarlet Lounge. Most of the dancers in here are all about their stage time and very few will…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Healing powers!

Kind of in the middle of nowhere but worth the trip, When you walk in you just see a bar right away and a dance area that sometimes has a girl working on it. But…

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Old geezers and sex

Just wait all you young whippersnappers. You'll be old one day and find that your horniness has no bounds. Then you look down at that shriveled old thing and shudder. Fuck !! It used to be bigger !! Where is…

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Long Time OTC arrangements

So looks like I'm gonna be in this arrangements I've got for a while. What are some of the pitfalls of long time otc arrangements? Anybody actually catch any feelings? How do you manage them

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Research Q : Escort income range

Anybody can cite any research or link to statistics done into this ? The market is unregulated and undocumented. My "research" throws a few interesting facta for escorts in us... The median rate for gfe is generally quoted at 600 per…

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Strip clubbing on election day?

I asked a Follies manager if they would be open on election day and he replied that they would be and expected a lot of drinkers. I asked a favorite dancer if she would be working and she said that…

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Simpsons episode 11/6/16

Anyone catch the latest Simpsons episode? I have never seen a major network "family" show have so many references to stripclubs. These weren't the trite stereotypes either. Some of the references included special sweatpants for clubbing, exorbitant ATM fees,…

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Go and...

Slap your mama snd get arrested by the cops

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You men are nasty

I mean all I'm selling is a dance and some nasty ass old man takes out his dick like I'm going to suck it ? Get your shot together people

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Working Hard At Your Job? Not As Hard As This Guy

http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/teacher-who-earns-94k-to-do-nothing-sues-city-to-get-back-to-work/ Simply amazing guy. Wonder who he's voting for?

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A more serious vote

Who thinks LarryFisherprice is a douche? Leave a comment if you think he is. Only one comment per person. Unless you're a democrat. Old habits are hard to break. ;-)

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How Many People Have Voted Early?

Just curious, I usually never hear much talk about voting early but have heard a ton about it this election cycle. I voted early, but only because I will be out of town on election day.

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[OT] Election Predictions?

Ok, here is the official thread to make your election predictions. I'm still leaning slightly in favor of Trump because I think his people are more motivated to vote but the more I look at the electoral college math the…

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One hell of a block party

https://youtu.be/6Cw3ZkQ9Wao The old man is cool. Pfffffft

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Lesson in leberal logic

https://youtu.be/F81QVDnE2R0

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Raid on Australian Strip Club

The story has some funny comments by customers caught in the raid. One woman claims it was the first time she had been to the club. Sure! http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/police-raid-doll-house-strip-club-in-kings-cross/news-story/130b595385fae188bb11a1022a10f6b3

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Condoms and STDs

Greetings fellow mongers. I was wondering if any of you ever acquired an std despite using a condom? The reason I ask is because I will be paying a visit to the world famous Hong Kong Club in Tijuana and…

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Can't find favorite dancer? Where did she go?

Hello, I had a favorite dancer at a club a dancer that I would always get private lap dances with (with great contact/touching). It seems as if she no longer works at this club, I did have her number as…

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Lauderhill FL 2AMer.

An early morning shooting at Broward’s Club 54 left four people wounded — one eventually died from the injuries. Lauderhill police tweeted that the fourth victim died, the others were hospitalized and the investigation is continuing at the strip club, located…

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FISHSTIX VS LIES

WHUT DO U LIKE BETTA? FISHSTIX WITH TARTAR SAUZE OR WATCHING LARRYFISH N RICK DOHICKEY HAVE ANAL SEX?

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Was That ZipperHead They Just Detained in Reno?

The guy certainly suffered enough brain damage from all the drugs that he has done in his life that it won't surprise me!

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OT: Alabama/LSU

Damn I hope Alabama loses (game on CBS)

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Groundhog Day (or how you know you're a strip club fiend)

Groundhog Day happened to be on cable tv the other day and, as I had nothing else to do, I decided to watch it. I assume most of you know the movie. Anyway, there are parts where Bill Murray's character…

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Hotties love guys who vote for Trump....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmd-ptiVIAAP9bd.jpg

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Thrill of the pursuit

In my last post, some questioned how I can enjoy thrill of the pursuit in a strip club. The thrill is in finding the right girl that meets my standards of beauty and willingness to perform. I often…

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OTC in NYC

Anybody ever made this happen from any manhattan clubs?

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TUSCL VIP day at Follies.

This afternoon I was waiting for a VIP room with one of my favorites. So who comes out of our room? IME. After a delightful 30 minutes we depart the room and guess who is waiting for it? Joewebber. I…

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Biggest fish in the lake

At the club yesterday and met a young, blonde, petite spinner with a friendly personality, cute face, perky tits, firm ass, and, come to find out, meaty pussy. After some discussion over drinks, we went in the back for some ultra…

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Mileage

At the clubs you go to, what kind of mileage do you get? What would be your preferred mileage? A. Air dance B. Low Contact (you can't touch her, she's barely grinding on you, maybe a occasional tits to the face) C. One…

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Shitting

Why are some people scared of shitting? Shitting keeps you healthy

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Halloween throwback

http://thechive.com/2016/10/31/our-favorite-part-of-halloween-is-sexy-costumes-of-course-75-photos/

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PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES: TECH AND SEX WORKERS

http://www.oregonbusiness.com/article/item/17306-tech-and-sex-workers

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Dropping a Duece

First time for everything, I guess. Never had to shit at a strip club before but the wings I jad before arriving took charge. At least there aint no troll to bother me.

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Cutting them Off

I've come to accept stripper behavior best I can, but it's annoying at times. I've also come to realize, for the most part non strippers have some of the same tendencies. So at what point do you guys…

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My dilemma

On the one hand I have this 70 yo at the nursing home. She is closer to my age(74) and has Parkinsons. We can watch porn together and when we do she holds my cock. She doesn't want any money…

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TROWSER PYTHON

ITZ WHAT I SHOW DE GIRLZ WORKIN AT 711 SO THEY GIVE ME FREE NACHOWS

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North Jersey Clubs Suggestions

My clubbing nights have been few and far between (and local) since my work travel ended but I'll be headed to the north Jersey area in a couple weeks for some training. I'll be right across the river from…

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WHY, founder?

You older fellows may recall my original avatar. I believe animation was eliminated to save bandwidth? Correct, founder? If so, why aren't they back?

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Teenage Pussy

I wish I had JS69s cash. Brand new 18 year old white girl with pretty wide hips and great perky tits, not tattoos. Fun to talk to. Got a couple LDs... mediocre mileage. It's her first week and she may…

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Why do you conservadudes hate America? You're planning to vote for a man that wi

Sad! I always thought conservatives liked America but apparently you LOVE Russia. I, for one, am a PATRIOT. VOTE CLINTON/KAINE!!! VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS AND THE SENATE!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT BY REPUDIATING OUR FAILED CONSERVATIVE CONGRESS!!!

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I'm sort of proud of Mikey-boi growing up enough to show restraint, but Dougster

Doogie-duuude, stop jackin' off to pictures of Alucard. Let the poor guy rest in peace.

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The new TUSCL layout

Looks great on my phone, can't wait to see it on my PC tonight. Suggestion for the tagline: "The original basket of deplorables."

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I'm back

Ain't been on this in a while, haven't done much clubbing becaus of work but I'll get into it. What's going on guys

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What Foods Do You Consider An Aphrodisiac?

For me it would Hot Pockets.

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Can anyone you know open a beer like this?

Daaaaam! This girl opens beers with her tits! https://www.instagram.com/p/BAVbE_njbAU/?hl=en

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Nice tits

Here are some Friday good mornig tits http://legithotties.com/glorious-cleavage-pics-32-pics/

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moving

I helped the movers this AM. Moved them to Ignore.

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2002 was a year that was tumbling down hill for the Rick's

In 2002 my world suddenly came tumbling down ! I was partying night and day. Hanging with strippers and doing drugs. I found the seedy underbelly of New York City, and embraced it.I took up with a drug nicknamed "crank"…

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Man accused of forcing 6 Cuban women into prostitution

Is this how Tootsie's gets all those Cuban dancers? http://www.kansas.com/news/business/article112484957.html

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Coeur d’Alene doctor knew nothing of Las Vegas stripper wife’s drug empire

Both the doctor and his stripper wife claim he knew nothing about her dealing. I don't buy it. http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/nov/03/coeur-dalene-doctor-knew-nothing-of-stripper-wifes/

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Y da soooo maney retaez up on dis tulsker ?

Aaaaaaawwwww sucky sucky ducky now ! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! All I know is if I need my butter breaded I log in on tuskler

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RICK DOHICKEY IS GAY 2

PAUL MCCARTNEY AND MIKEY JACKSUN SING: "HEY HEY HEY SAY SSAY SAY GAY GAY GAY" C. JOHNNY69 I CAN RITE RAPS 2

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LARRYFISH HAS AIDS

RICK DOOOGAN GAVE IT 2 HIM FRUM ANAL SEX IN DA VIP

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zipman68's Existence is the Best Warning Possible of the Dangers of Doing Too Ma

Title says it all! LOL!

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Best strip club/brothel

SO, All guys are hoping to get laid when they go to a strip club. It fun to drink, feel UP girls, party with your freinds but only one thing does the trick,,,,,a wet pussy with my hard cock buried deep. My…

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Profound Truths from Rap Crap

They for everybody Pass them all around, they at every club They ain't gon' be loyal, not for anybody Still I love these hoes They for everybody Oh, that was your girl? Oops, I'm sorry Don't bring her around, that bitch just too much money Yeah I…

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My penis is so big, I’m worried girls just use me for one-night stands… it’s wre

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2105595/my-penis-is-so-big-im-worried-girls-just-use-me-for-one-night-stands-its-wrecking-my-life/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Sex robot CAFÉ to open offering tea and ORAL SEX

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/728456/sex-robot-cafe-open-tea-oral-sex-switzerland?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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21 Lies Porn Teaches People About Sex.

http://www.tickld.com/x/21-lies-porn-teaches-people-about-sex?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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OT: My dilemma, what would you do?

In one hand is a smoking hot 21 year old college girl. While I often have fun with her we really don't much in common and sometimes she can be excruciatingly boring. She also wants to text non-stop. It took…

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Behold the *Papi*

A phat ass pork sandwich with huge buns..... anyone else got a sandwich? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-epuWK-4naJc/T1elS4eMs6I/AAAAAAAAD5I/N0_ojc79Bec/s1600/slow+cooker+smoky+BBQ+pulled+pork.jpg

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New site?

When I signed in I landed on a new page. It actually looks professionally done. I thought I misc linked something at first.

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Ever notice how Dougsta likes stealin' avatars?

I just noticed that Dugan dude changed his avatar. Doogie's is using the SAME avatar. Dugan is an assclown but he wouldn't copy Doogie. So Doogie stole Dugan's avatar! I know has a hard on for Dugan-dude but this is sad.…

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Why is Doogie/tittyfag/NotaDocPhool so like the coyote in the roadrunner cartoon

'cos he's a frickin' idjit!

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Shit

You think you know shit? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit

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Tits 'n' Grits

I have a newfound respect for country music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PufVH5ROnsU

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Chicago Celebrations

How many murders were there last night?

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Milwaukee is considering a “five feet rule” for strip clubs

I'm not concerned. I would not want to touch most Milwaukee dancers with a 10-foot pole. http://milwaukeerecord.com/city-life/milwaukee-is-considering-a-five-feet-rule-for-strip-clubs/

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Gentlemen's club giving away free lap dances if Cubs win World Series

Where's my free lap dance? This club is a ROB. http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/215168431-story

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Is it possible to be addicted to a stripper?

If so, have you ever been addicted to one? I think most of you know my answer to that question.

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OT: Cubs win the World Series!

Great game to watch, the Cubs pulled it out but not the easy way.

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Ralley turnout does not lie

Trump vs Hillary .https://youtu.be/W-VzSG-2oYI

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How to vote

This is a democrat explaining who to vote for and why? Interesting https://youtu.be/GuCVm6pawIY

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Is there a December Miami meetup?

I remember it being mentioned. I need to make plans if I can come. What are the details

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Is there a December Miami meetup?

I remember it being mentioned. I need to make plans if I can come. What are the details

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Why I like the Inner Room

The Inner Room is my atf club ad while like all clubs it is nowhere near as good as 10 years ago when people had money, it still delivers. After a week in Florida where I hit Diamond Dolls in…

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Troll,,,to fish with a hook and line by dragging it through the water

now you know the meaning of the name Larry Fisherman

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Striving for perfection

I love girls who already have great asses who continue to work out their ass. Squats, baby! https://www.instagram.com/p/BLKN806AReN/?taken-by=sommerray&hl=en

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How much will Mikey pop a gasket when Hillary wins?

Probably not half as much as he would if Fuckface von Clownstick (also known as Trump) had won and turned America into a third world country! Discuss...

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Orlando vs Miami Clubs

Going to be in Orlando and I want to see if it's worth going to clubs. Can anyone compare them to the typical Miami very high mileage club? Are Orlando clubs the same in terms of mileage? What other differences…

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Wow...just wow! Tittyfag (also known as Dougsta) is so obsessed with me that he

Title sez it all...'cept for "please get psychiatric help!" Seriously, your obsession with me is unhealthy. I hardly ever post except to check on whether you and the Mikeyman are still obsessed with me. Just find a way to feel fulfilled…

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Strippershit and more Strippershit

We all know about the SS, we've all experienced it. Which SS have you experienced the most? Recently I've had a few girls during lapdances day say I was making them horny and that they came. They wanted me to feel their…

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Meet the Boyfriend

When I arrived to pick up my favorite stripper Jenna for an afternoon of OTC and rang the bell, a dude answered the door. A dude? The dude looked like he was in his 30's (about 30 years younger…

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Who Wins Game 7 of the World Series Tonight?

Chicago is currently the favorite.

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What say you?

http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/463575/jasmin-cadavid-damn-%E2%80%8F/p12

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How often do you drink and drive ?

I say not often enough