Just had dances from an adorable baby stripper. She looks 17 but claims to be 21. We are discussing ways that she can make more money as a stripper and she's a willing pupil.
Here's the question. She has braces. Is it safe to get a blow job from a stripper with braces? I don't want to get my dick cut.
Buy her invisalign braces
The braces are on the middle of her teeth; not around the edge so I don't see how they will come in contact w/ little JS if she's doing it right.
She is well over the age of consent where I am. And she's working at a nice, pretty high end strip club where the waitress served her alcohol.
I don't need legal advice. I need advice on getting my dick sucked by a mouth full of metal.
I thought you were giving up strippers for the DC (which I always doubted you'd be able to; you're just too big a horndog)
Damn it Papi you're making me feel guilt. The little head does not ike that.
In that case just get some dental clamps to keep her from biting down you should be fine that way.
Please pass along my apologies to your little head - I meant no harm
You may want to ask LarryFisherPrice since he's in middle school.
Never had a blow job from a stripper with braces but I had plenty from a girlfriend of mine in high school who had braces without a problem.
Papi on ignore for making sense on a clearly whimsical question
^ fuck you Jackie
Seeing how its almost Halloween you could have her wear plastic vampire teeth over her braces and dress Goth...... and of course a little fake blood would look GREAT for the effect Muhahahahahaha
Blowjobs are like golf---a bad day on a golf course is always better than a good day anywhere else.
The best blowjobs I've ever had were made so from the woman's tongue and lips, not her teeth, so unless she's a complete novice or is simply careless, I vote for giving it a try.
Just in case you should know beforehand how to make a tourniquet
I guess it's possible but assuming she knows what she's doing I can't see how you have an issue, unless she has some sort of odd braces..
i volunteer to have the first bbbj fro her. tofit.
Just make sure you shave your balls beforehand. This will ensure that your pubes don't get wound up in her braces! ;-)
Well turns out she's not nearly as experienced as I would have hoped. So I'm not sure if she will know what she's doing or not. The little head says do it but the big head says that my dick will be mutilated. Maybe I'll just fuck her the first time.
I think you should get the BBBJ - it would be groundbreaking research for the TUSCL community
John, John, John, I can only assume the marijuana is making you paranoid. And I can only assume that your training and practice as a lawyer has led you to forget any and all college education you had in biology.
That said, listen up, you too Little JS69 (aka, the Little Head). Think about the one part of the human body with more sensitive skin/tissue than Little JS69, the inside of the mouth. Braces, at least those I had many years ago, are worn inside the mouth, on the teeth, where they make constant contact with the very sensitive and thin tissue of the inside of the mouth. If those wearing braces do not have to deal with the braces cutting their lips, cheeks, or tongue, Little JS69 will be safe. If she has cuts on her lips, cheeks, and tongue from the braces, and blood everywhere then I would pass. Otherwise, go for it and report back here with all the details.
And as mentioned above, you might want to trim up to avoid any hair getting caught in those braces. Enjoy.
Where's the thrill if there is no risk of danger? Haha
If she closes her teeth, will you get scraped by braces? Maybe ask if you can feel sharp edges with your finger before making the plunge. I don't know why you're asking us.
I once saw a porn pic of a girl with vampire teeth giving a bj and it looked like blood on the guy. A second girl in the pic looked surprised. It looked like an oops moment. Some girls I think might be into blood or maybe even turned on by it. Let us know what you find out. I'm curious.
I'd pass, JohnSmith69, I forsee you going to Emergency and trying to explain to the doctor how you got injured. :(
I'd go for it. No risk no gain.
Just make sure you can call 911. :). To play it safe. You could get a free circumcision out of it too if you have some floppy skin. Maybe. If she was local and over 18, I'd be happy to test her out first.
Just do it... Maybe she'll cure u of your desires forever in atleast 2 possible ways.
Vince, Id be a lot more worried about explaining my injuries to the D.C. But the explantation by Corvus makes sense. So I'm gonna get sucked. But I'm not sure if it'll be tonight. She's wonderfully inexperienced and hasn't done extras yet but she'll get there. I can tell. I'm thinking that it'll be a much better experience maybe if I run my system on her for a couple more visits. So we'll see.
Corvus is right except for the fact that recall occasionally cutting up the inside of my lips/cheeks when I had braces. I think it was why they gave us wax.
But like I said already, barring something strange I think your safe.
Pro tip: if there's a sudden sharp pain, tell her to stop.
You'll be fine. Guarantee it's not the first BJ she's given with a mouth full of metal.
Thanks for the props @jester, but I think you have given the best advice "if there's a sudden sharp pain, tell her to stop".
Hell, this is going to make Little JS69 shy again! Lol...
I'm reminded of an awful joke I heard in the Navy:
What do you call a black whore with braces?
A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
No problem unless her name is Lorena Bobbitt. :)
Yeah, that, too, John, I'd pass, but if the little head rules, don't say I didn't tell you. LMAO
Yeah, that, too, John, I'd pass, but if the little head rules, don't say I didn't tell you. LMAO
LarryFisherPrice LMFAO
Do it Doug!
No pain, no gain, JS!!! ;-)
Can't be worse than getting caught in your zipper can it? Only JS69 will know.
man-up and dick-up JS
Zipper catches on da dick are oh so painfull !! Happened to me about a year back. OUCH !!
You ever heard of a fake ID. Cheaters in Providence got closed down for not only having an underage runaway girl stripping but was turning tricks in the club to boot. The dimwit propositioned a cop in the private dance area and explained that he did not have to worry 'all the girls turn do it'.. She had a fake drivers license that her pimp provided. That whole incident screwed the rest of the clubs in Providence area. The police started showing up in all the clubs to make sure the 'rules' were being followed. Several do gooder hypocrites used the incident for election fodder.
Have you ever heard of statutory rape. If she is under age it's not your dick you need to worry about it's your asetting raped in jail.