tuscl

Important discussion !!! My Cock is in Double Jepordy !!!

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
I meet this stripper last night in my home club and she looks 14 but clearly has to be 21 to work at this legal establishment. Any ways got her back to the room because she needed cash quick and she was so tight I could not get it in ???? WTF ????

I spotted her a rack and she said we can try again tonight....I need advice on wear to buy a shoe horn to help squezz my adult dick inside her underage pussy

Any advice ???

21 comments

  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    Discount shoes ???
  • ime
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    8 years ago
    Juice you were banned from the petting zoo, don't make them take legal action. You know you don't want to get charged with another count of farm yard buggery.
  • RandomMember
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    8 years ago
    Hilarious
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    Coat your dick in olive oil or crisco cooking oil. Do not use motor oil, the friction caused while fucking will set your dick on fire.

    JS69s dick is shredded from a strippers braces like being run through a cheese grater and juices is set on fire, we can't have 2 members of TUSCL on the injury report.
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    I might try some of that I can't believe it's not butter
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    I really do believe I need a shoe horn doh
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Juice, just give her a knife and let her Bobbitt you, you don't need a dick, All they do is cause trouble.
  • Dominic77
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    8 years ago
    Nordstroms' shoe dept. has chrome metal shoe horns that resemble gynecological exam equipment. Use one of them. Avoid Sears and Pay Less. Good luck!
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    Dominic thank you for not trolling like Vince is known to do. I appreciate your legit answer to my legitimate question.

    God bless
  • twentyfive
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    8 years ago
    Juice make it a true daily double use hot sauce as a lube
  • Jascoi
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    8 years ago
    use a funnel instead of a shoehorn.
  • Dominic77
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    8 years ago
    Close, desertscrub. The correct response should have been: "what is her tears." (I'm going to hell.)
  • mikeya02
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    8 years ago
    Just blast some WD-40 in there and slide on in
  • san_jose_guy
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    8 years ago
    Yeah, got to have fire resistant lubricant.

    SJG
  • chessmaster
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    8 years ago
    Fuck you jackie...
  • san_jose_guy
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    8 years ago
    Also, though it shouldn't apply, virgins can be tougher than condoms.

    SJG
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    You boys crack me up hard
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    Smack some Arbys sauce on it
  • Tiredtraveler
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    8 years ago
    Astr-Glide
  • RandomMember
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    8 years ago
    ROFL
    Vintage Juice-level satire. Also @IME's comment about the "petting zoo" cracks me up :)
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