I meet this stripper last night in my home club and she looks 14 but clearly has to be 21 to work at this legal establishment. Any ways got her back to the room because she needed cash quick and she was so tight I could not get it in ???? WTF ????
I spotted her a rack and she said we can try again tonight....I need advice on wear to buy a shoe horn to help squezz my adult dick inside her underage pussy
Any advice ???
Juice you were banned from the petting zoo, don't make them take legal action. You know you don't want to get charged with another count of farm yard buggery.
Hilarious
Coat your dick in olive oil or crisco cooking oil. Do not use motor oil, the friction caused while fucking will set your dick on fire.
JS69s dick is shredded from a strippers braces like being run through a cheese grater and juices is set on fire, we can't have 2 members of TUSCL on the injury report.
LMFAO
I might try some of that I can't believe it's not butter
I really do believe I need a shoe horn doh
Juice, just give her a knife and let her Bobbitt you, you don't need a dick, All they do is cause trouble.
Nordstroms' shoe dept. has chrome metal shoe horns that resemble gynecological exam equipment. Use one of them. Avoid Sears and Pay Less. Good luck!
Dominic thank you for not trolling like Vince is known to do. I appreciate your legit answer to my legitimate question.
God bless
Juice make it a true daily double use hot sauce as a lube
use a funnel instead of a shoehorn.
Close, desertscrub. The correct response should have been: "what is her tears." (I'm going to hell.)
Just blast some WD-40 in there and slide on in
Yeah, got to have fire resistant lubricant.
SJG
Fuck you jackie...
Also, though it shouldn't apply, virgins can be tougher than condoms.
SJG
You boys crack me up hard
Smack some Arbys sauce on it
Astr-Glide
ROFL Vintage Juice-level satire. Also @IME's comment about the "petting zoo" cracks me up :)
Discount shoes ???