For you married guys....

She said that when I open the front door it creates a draft.

One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was that if you have the time to cheat so does your spouse (by definition).

Funny joke, BTW.

Domi, that's why you have to get your wife involved in a bunch of activities to fill her time up! Lol

LMFAO

I would only be worried if the guy left his seeing eye dog behind.

I think there could be an anal joke in there.

My ex actually once said she got married so she didn't have to do that anymore

Mikeya02: That like is in every black blues song written before the 1950's. Even Plant sole it in "Since I've Been Loving You".

^^^^ Yeah, that and "I Woke Up This Morning"