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mikeya02

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Ever ask your wife why the back door slams when you walk in the front door?

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flagooner

She said that when I open the front door it creates a draft.

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Dominic77

One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was that if you have the time to cheat so does your spouse (by definition).

Funny joke, BTW.

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shailynn

Domi, that's why you have to get your wife involved in a bunch of activities to fill her time up! Lol

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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jackslash

I would only be worried if the guy left his seeing eye dog behind.

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jester214

I think there could be an anal joke in there.

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impala

My ex actually once said she got married so she didn't have to do that anymore

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rockstar666

Mikeya02: That like is in every black blues song written before the 1950's. Even Plant sole it in "Since I've Been Loving You".

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mikeya02

^^^^ Yeah, that and "I Woke Up This Morning"

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