Body shop in Miami FL

Hell if the girls is hot enough and it sounds like they will be at Tootsie the contact in the back could get me off

I've busted off of a one way contact before just because the bitch was that hot before back at the local club

Listen fucker the closest thing you've ever had to a "Cuban" is that "Cuban Sandwich" special they had at Arbys a few months ago.

LMFAO

Good one yo

There are a couple of $5/dance black clubs in Miami; but all the Cuban-dancer places are @25/dance (and they won't take a KFC 3-piece meal as partial payment) - and the club is called "The Body Club" not "Body Shop"

Lol..really ? I need to re look at that club again lol...some times when I read I don't truly read I will assume certain words lol...my bad

I do love black clubs papi could you give me some club suggestion to do homework on for the trip down ?

Especially value clubs that give high mileage for $5-$10 a dance

There are 3 or 4 - you come down and I'll take you around.

Papi that's a deal.

Juice wants to set a new TUSCL LDK record, LDKing for $5

Lol...not sure if I could just off of one dance unless maybe I was that hard up and she was that hot and aggressive.

I'm thanking if it's the usual distance I need it should in all honesty cost me about $20-$30 to LDK

I'm sure if LDK himself found a $5 value club he could bust one off for $5-$10 and hold that record

Body club is great for what it is Juice

Sounds like it might be from how the reviews read....hell I've been happy with Godiva in Greenville and Taylor's SC lol.....most ghetto clubs I've been to outside that hasn't been able to be worse

Overall I really do love a nice whole in the wall ghetto club with thick bitches high mileage and great value

Juice likes bitches that like chackin fangers too

Yeah damn right.

Uber looks very affordable...I'm probably going to use this option once I get down to Miami on the grey hound bus.....I also would think the person picking me up would be a local and keep help me locate a nice hotel near Tootsie for the meeting....and if papi likes me enough then later maybe he can show me the ghetto extra value clubs Miami has to offer

I LIKE BITCHEZ DAT LIKE FISHSTICKS

Flights are very cheap these days, probably the same or a bit more than Greyhound and a hell of a lot faster and I'll pick you and drive to your hotel (unless you're afraid to fly) - check out Kayak.com for cheap flights and enable the various search engines

I'm catching a bus for $85 to get down and $85 to get back.

If your able to give me a ride from the Grey hound bus station that would be greatly appreciated...just let me know what you need for gas so I can be helpful back

Dude, I flew to Philly and ATL roundtrip for less than that

From what I'm reading on trip advisor it sounds like the Grey hound bus station is near the airport in Miami and their is some affordable hotels very close by.

Damn !

I flew down and back for $160, juice. I could have done it for $130 had I booked it another day.

What site you people using to get these prices ? When I google air fair in my location all I'm seeing is $300-$400 round trip to Miami

Thanks for the tips guys

Shit once I learn how to travel I will be all over the US lol.....Miami then Detroit

@PapiChulo, that raises a good question. While there are no 5.00 dance clubs, for someone trying to get the Latina experience, what do you think is the best dollar value for a predominantly Latin club? I'd have to go with Tootsies or Showgirls on the 2-4-1 night. Not nearly as much contact, but as far as value per dollar spent (one reason being no tip walk at Tootsies & a low pressure one at Showgirls), those would be my two recommendations. I think there are a couple of clubs a step or two below my threshold that are out there as well.

Figured out why bus or plan rides are so expensive..Asheville sucks lol

If I'm willing and I am to drive to Atlanta and then catch a bus or flight I can have a all around trip cost me $100

Glade I learned this...that's a savings of $100 bucks already

What's the best value club for white bitches in Miami

^^^the beach below 12th street

Lol...that was a good one twenty-five

Juice, the website is CheapoAir. I have never paid so little to fly, you being in Asheville might be higher, check it out, amazing prices.

Yeah, South Beach between 21st street and 5th street is heaven on earth. You will see beauties from all over the world, many of them topless. Just don't hump the sand like one guy I saw. LOL

Lol.....is I OK to pitch a tent and camp for the night ??? Lol

I won't tell anyone but beach patrol will kick your ass of the beach after curfew.

I just got back from the beach, Juice. Signs are posted everywhere saying the beach is closed from midnight to 5 am every day. The Miami Beach police might arrest you, don't try it.

I'm not going to try it lol....is it OK to have a hard on at the beach lol

check out Mangos Tropical Cafe 900 ocean blvd south beach miami across from Lummus park. you will like it. and right by the beach vincemichaels recommends. rates five stars in my book.

ocean drive. not blvd. (and not a strip club.) excellent just the same.

It sounds like a beautiful place...

Tootsie is going to be just 30 min away from the grey hound bus station/Miami air port

Fuck yeah !!!!

Looks like their is plenty other clubs close by as well even a gay strip club lol

Juice its hard not to have a hard-on at the beach.

Lol

So basically I can sleep on the beach from 6am-11pm lol

^^^As long as you don't roll over and break your boner. That would fucking hurt.

LMFAO

I could sleep in the Beach early morning, wash off in the ocean, dumpster dive for delicious restraints and pay my admission at Tootsie just to watch others get lap dances and eye fuck some strippers

A very economical trip lol

Just imagine the review I could construct after this experience lol

Yes Juice but you best be careful jerking off on the beach, the sand gets into everything you'll end up with a terrible rash.

LMAO

I noticed that Miami has some casinos and poker rooms...I might have to do some cash games and tournaments.

Any good food down their ?

^^^ I heard a place there sells the *Papi*. A phat ass pork sandwich with huge buns....lol

You crazy fucker juice! You crack me up!

So do you Mikeya you crazy fuck

Both of you mother fuckers crack me up