I don't necessarily plan my visits, I use the feel-it method, if my desire to SC is greater than my desire to save-up $$$, then I'll club; if my desire to save $$$ is greater than my desire to club, I'll usually hold back
That's actually the majority of my trips. But, as most of you know about me, I prefer the "hole in the wall" type go go bars over the big fancy full strip clubs. Generally higher mileage that's easier to get at a lower price.
Back when I was broke all my trips was $50-$150 and I would visit when I had a itch.
Once I got strapped with cash I've tried to plan out all my outings.
It works for all my $500 and up trips for driving a good distance but really enjoying myself.
In the mean time I find myself craving these smaller trips to my local and semi local clubs to just chill, enjoy the admisfear, tipping bitches and maybe some legit dances...no extras, no major expenses just $50-$150 one and done relaxing trip
I find it funny I crave trips like this because every two-three months I'm in follies or a follies like club getting my rocks off and blowing through $500 or more with women that are 7,8,9...
I guess I just enjoy strip clubs in general no matter what I'm going to get...kinda strikes me funny
I might need to push back my heavy trips to every 3-4 months and add a fund for that local club random itch...these days it would only be about once or twice a month but it's nice to be able to go when it hits you even if all your looking for that night is just a table show and a few beers
All except for one of my club visits have been minitrips. In Philly there's a few clubs where a quick trip might cost you less than $60 if you only do a dance or two. NYC minitrips ran me $100-120+. Now that I am in SF I've tried a couple minitrips but they run even higher than NYC for lower quality entertainment.
All my visits are mini visits when it comes to that much cash. I never spend 500 in a strip club. Last weekend I spent only $30 on dances. This weekend, well I enjoyed my visit a lot better and stayed a lit longer. I enjoyed seeing all the Halloween costumes. I even got dances from a girl dressed up that had green paint on her face and some kind of troll or evil bad looking witch. I saw waitresses dressed up like angel and one looked like she was wearing some kind of Indian war feathers outfit from the top of her head down below her waist.
I had a somewhat bad dream this morning. I dreamed I was in a club and this guy who worked for LE wanted to see my id. Said I might be called upon as a witness. I woke up and thought, well he would drop that idea real quick if I swore under oath that I typically have at least one drink, sometimes more and that most of my strip club memories are from parallel Earths so my memories are not even from this planet in this universe. I believe I switched universes or Earths. I remember one time one of my favorite dancers suddenly went from blond to brunette. I asked her if she was blond and she said years ago while giving me a strange look. I knew another dancer who had breast implants and her personality changed after a year with them. Suddenly she didn't have them anymore and she acted like she never had them. One time when I switched Earths, there was a big electromagnetic disturbance all around my area since I happened to be in Greenville one night. It was the night the interstate got closed down and roads washed out. A local thunderstorm centered around me was causing major problems. If I said all that and I could under oath, they would drop me as a witness I believe. I don't know for sure what happened on this planet several years ago. I may remember what happened in a parallel universe Earth. I had a lot of fun in my parallel universe. After I switched, it has all gone downhill. I don't want to switch at random anymore though. I once had a dream I had a boss I didn't like even worse than one of my prior bosses. I actually saw him one day leaving work. He had interviewed for my bosses vacant job. He wasn't hired. Thank goodness. I dream sometimes of things in parallel universes. Might be because I'm not from around here.
I believe I posted that message above in thousands of parallel Earths so I should be good in all of them. Lol. We all have thousands of body doubles in multiple similar universes. It's where they deviate you really get screwed with. I mean President Gore getting us in a war.
Now going to strip clubs in other universes brings some fun changes on occasion. I go to the same club same time and some people don't see me for months at a time and they say they've been working there the whole time. I once met a platinum plus dancer who never saw me before and she had worked there for over 2 years. Nothing unusual there. She worked day shift mostly. I try to remember things in case I randomly switch again. Nope not a good witness unless you like tales from a parallel universe.
I get that one as well shark lol. I visited this one club 4 times in a row every Friday night for a month and this one dancer kept asking me if this was my first visit every damn time lol
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Papi I believe your on to something
Back when I was broke all my trips was $50-$150 and I would visit when I had a itch.
Once I got strapped with cash I've tried to plan out all my outings.
It works for all my $500 and up trips for driving a good distance but really enjoying myself.
In the mean time I find myself craving these smaller trips to my local and semi local clubs to just chill, enjoy the admisfear, tipping bitches and maybe some legit dances...no extras, no major expenses just $50-$150 one and done relaxing trip
I find it funny I crave trips like this because every two-three months I'm in follies or a follies like club getting my rocks off and blowing through $500 or more with women that are 7,8,9...
I guess I just enjoy strip clubs in general no matter what I'm going to get...kinda strikes me funny
Good advice again papi
I did just that at this she can touch u but u can't touch her club and had a Ball
Now going to strip clubs in other universes brings some fun changes on occasion. I go to the same club same time and some people don't see me for months at a time and they say they've been working there the whole time. I once met a platinum plus dancer who never saw me before and she had worked there for over 2 years. Nothing unusual there. She worked day shift mostly. I try to remember things in case I randomly switch again. Nope not a good witness unless you like tales from a parallel universe.