a stripper for a workout buddy
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
This time, she made sure I knew that she had been to the gym. While her ass was fine last time, it was great this weekend. Now, she wants to start working out with me. Not OTC. Not dating. Meeting at the gym, running on the beach, biking on the river. I have a whole bedroom of workout equipment in my house. Treadmill, elliptical, weight bench with with a towers for lat tower and leg raises, pullup bars, and all that. I take my dogs for a run every morning or evening. Not only would it not make sense for me to pay for gym membership, but I just don't have time for it. But she looks like Megan Fox before the plastic surgery, but grinding in my lap. But she's a stripper, and will probably flake out more on gym dates than most do on OTC. A part of me is really tempted to say yes. Anyone have any thoughts?
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Two problems with bringing a dancer around the house: 1) I don't want her to know where I live, what I have, where the doors and windows are and how they are latched, where the alarm system is, and that my two big fearsome pit mixes are really just fluffy sweethearts, 2) the wife
Yeah that'll go over real well! I'd say just stick to giving her workout advice and leave it at that. You can't be seen running on the beach with her either.
The closest you're going to get to her working out (safely) is if you "bump" into her at the gym.
Marriage has its benefits as well as cons, and unfortunately this is one of those cons. No strippers in the house!
Never mind Megan Fox. In your case, @Gamma, you might consider just going to the gym and having FOX news up there on the monitor while you're working out. Just seeing Bill O'Reilly ranting on would be enough for you to cum in your pants!!!!!
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1. Does she do either OTC or ITC?
2. Does your wife know you go clubbing?
The reason why asking this is because if she has done OTC or ITC with you then I wouldn't venture a fucking thing with her and leave the relationship status quo. Or if your goal is OTC or ITC.... again don't do anything.
IF your wife knows you club... then not much of a harm here..... unless see above.
What I am getting at is if you would get a gym membership at this dancers gym isn't that big of deal if you are not looking for anything.... other than someone to work out with.....not fuck. Because you can make it a coincidence that she is also a dancer to your wife if she found out... I know it would be hard to explain. But plausible if you don't make it known u are directly joining that gym because of her....etc. But a slippery slope.
Now if you were a single guy..... FUCK YEAH get that membership. Then that could lead to OTC for sure and maybe it would be free....ie... civie interaction.
Like I said if you don't want extras from her.... no big deal.... if you wife knows u club. it would be like if you worked out with anyone at the gym. But if you want extras or your wife doesn't know u club.... well then I wouldn't do it.
But it would be nice to see some dancers in work out clothes.... and you would be the topic of everyone in the gym if she is that hot and megan fox look alike.... lol