I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.
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I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.
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That's just plain mean... I'm disappointed in you.
Chewie
Jaws
WiredKnobShiner , ElectricDickScraper, CopperBlownicus , MetlifeCumSpitter , StainlessCockSucker.... That's 5 each with a different vibe ...Go enjoy your BJ mate
What is mean? All my strippers have names.
@RandomMember dude jaws is scary ... Johnny boy may be swimming holding the pole !!?
How about Barb Wire?
Barb Wire is great.
How about "The Iron Maiden"?
Alcoa
I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws
Barb isn't bad either.
I like heavy metal but that sounds like a heavy metal video or. Movie. It was a good movie.
Tin Grin Zipper Lips Cheese Grater
I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws
Such hostility, @Smith. See what creativity you're missing by having me on ignore? I always enjoy coming up with clever, yet appropriate, names for your paid prostitutes!!!!
Tin Grin. Ats funny.
silver grill
crooked grillery
The circumciser
Danger Mouth
Because she is a prostitute available to all with the cost of admission how about "The Office Shredder"
The iron maiden
Or tweezers ( you better starts shaving your balls, or its gonna hurt)
Shelly Marsh (South Park)
Wang Clang
Handicapped cock sucker. :)
Dude...seriously I got a BJ from a drunk girl with braces once and it put me out of action for a month. Making excuses to the other women in my life was a pain and usually went like this" Oh, this red scrape? I musta' caught in my zipper". Hurt like hell but healed fast. Good blood supply. Be careful and have fun . I hope you have her on retainer.
sausage grinder.
Unless somebody can dissuade me. I'm going with Iron Maiden. The circumcisor was second.
JS69,
Just so "pedestrian"! At least mine was poetic!
Black & Decker pecker wrecker
She's got braces? How about Jailbait?
excellent.
Jailbait won't work. We need something to differentiate her from the rest of his harem.
Second Iron Maiden.
Flagooner how about Jailbait XXIV
^ LOL
Sparkles.
I like the name jail bait XXIV. Not sure if I'll switch though. And she is at least 18.
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