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Stripper name

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.

36 comments

  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    That's just plain mean... I'm disappointed in you.
  • vincemichaels
    8 years ago
    Chewie
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    Jaws
  • ThereAndBackAgain
    8 years ago
    WiredKnobShiner , ElectricDickScraper, CopperBlownicus , MetlifeCumSpitter , StainlessCockSucker.... That's 5 each with a different vibe ...Go enjoy your BJ mate
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    What is mean? All my strippers have names.
  • ThereAndBackAgain
    8 years ago
    @RandomMember dude jaws is scary ... Johnny boy may be swimming holding the pole !!?
  • ATACdawg
    8 years ago
    How about Barb Wire?
  • Corvus
    8 years ago
    Barb Wire is great.

    How about "The Iron Maiden"?
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    Alcoa
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    Barb isn't bad either.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    I like heavy metal but that sounds like a heavy metal video or. Movie. It was a good movie.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    Tin Grin
    Zipper Lips
    Cheese Grater


  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws
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    Such hostility, @Smith. See what creativity you're missing by having me on ignore? I always enjoy coming up with clever, yet appropriate, names for your paid prostitutes!!!!
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    Tin Grin. Ats funny.
  • gothamyte
    8 years ago
    silver grill

    crooked grillery

  • mufdvr
    8 years ago
    The circumciser
  • ime
    8 years ago
    Danger Mouth
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Because she is a prostitute available to all with the cost of admission how about "The Office Shredder"
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    The iron maiden

    Or tweezers ( you better starts shaving your balls, or its gonna hurt)
  • mrrock
    8 years ago
    Shelly Marsh (South Park)
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    Wang Clang
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    Handicapped cock sucker. :)
  • bvino
    8 years ago
    Dude...seriously I got a BJ from a drunk girl with braces once and it put me out of action for a month. Making excuses to the other women in my life was a pain and usually went like this" Oh, this red scrape? I musta' caught in my zipper". Hurt like hell but healed fast. Good blood supply. Be careful and have fun . I hope you have her on retainer.
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    sausage grinder.
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    Unless somebody can dissuade me. I'm going with Iron Maiden. The circumcisor was second.
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    JS69,

    Just so "pedestrian"! At least mine was poetic!
  • impala
    8 years ago
    Black & Decker pecker wrecker
  • beguiled
    8 years ago
    She's got braces? How about Jailbait?
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    excellent.
  • flagooner
    8 years ago
    Jailbait won't work. We need something to differentiate her from the rest of his harem.
  • Lone_Wolf
    8 years ago
    Second Iron Maiden.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Flagooner how about Jailbait XXIV
  • flagooner
    8 years ago
    ^ LOL
  • Mainster
    8 years ago
    Sparkles.
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    I like the name jail bait XXIV. Not sure if I'll switch though. And she is at least 18.
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