Stripper name

That's just plain mean... I'm disappointed in you.

Chewie

Jaws

WiredKnobShiner , ElectricDickScraper, CopperBlownicus , MetlifeCumSpitter , StainlessCockSucker.... That's 5 each with a different vibe ...Go enjoy your BJ mate

What is mean? All my strippers have names.

@RandomMember dude jaws is scary ... Johnny boy may be swimming holding the pole !!?

How about Barb Wire?

Barb Wire is great.

How about "The Iron Maiden"?

Alcoa

I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws

Barb isn't bad either.

I like heavy metal but that sounds like a heavy metal video or. Movie. It was a good movie.

Tin Grin Zipper Lips Cheese Grater

I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws

Such hostility, @Smith. See what creativity you're missing by having me on ignore? I always enjoy coming up with clever, yet appropriate, names for your paid prostitutes!!!!

Tin Grin. Ats funny.

silver grill

crooked grillery

The circumciser

Danger Mouth

Because she is a prostitute available to all with the cost of admission how about "The Office Shredder"

The iron maiden

Or tweezers ( you better starts shaving your balls, or its gonna hurt)

Shelly Marsh (South Park)

Wang Clang

Handicapped cock sucker. :)

Dude...seriously I got a BJ from a drunk girl with braces once and it put me out of action for a month. Making excuses to the other women in my life was a pain and usually went like this" Oh, this red scrape? I musta' caught in my zipper". Hurt like hell but healed fast. Good blood supply. Be careful and have fun . I hope you have her on retainer.

sausage grinder.

Unless somebody can dissuade me. I'm going with Iron Maiden. The circumcisor was second.

JS69,

Just so "pedestrian"! At least mine was poetic!

Black & Decker pecker wrecker

She's got braces? How about Jailbait?

excellent.

Jailbait won't work. We need something to differentiate her from the rest of his harem.

Second Iron Maiden.

Flagooner how about Jailbait XXIV

^ LOL

Sparkles.

I like the name jail bait XXIV. Not sure if I'll switch though. And she is at least 18.