Stripper name

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.

36 comments

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rockstar666
8 years ago
That's just plain mean... I'm disappointed in you.
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Chewie
RandomMember
8 years ago
Jaws
ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
WiredKnobShiner , ElectricDickScraper, CopperBlownicus , MetlifeCumSpitter , StainlessCockSucker.... That's 5 each with a different vibe ...Go enjoy your BJ mate
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
What is mean? All my strippers have names.
ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
@RandomMember dude jaws is scary ... Johnny boy may be swimming holding the pole !!?
ATACdawg
8 years ago
How about Barb Wire?
Corvus
8 years ago
Barb Wire is great.

How about "The Iron Maiden"?
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Alcoa
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
Barb isn't bad either.
sharkhunter
8 years ago
I like heavy metal but that sounds like a heavy metal video or. Movie. It was a good movie.
shailynn
8 years ago
Tin Grin
Zipper Lips
Cheese Grater


RandomMember
8 years ago
I must have random asshole on ignore but I kinda like jaws
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Such hostility, @Smith. See what creativity you're missing by having me on ignore? I always enjoy coming up with clever, yet appropriate, names for your paid prostitutes!!!!
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
Tin Grin. Ats funny.
gothamyte
8 years ago
silver grill

crooked grillery

mufdvr
8 years ago
The circumciser
ime
8 years ago
Danger Mouth
twentyfive
8 years ago
Because she is a prostitute available to all with the cost of admission how about "The Office Shredder"
gammanu95
8 years ago
The iron maiden

Or tweezers ( you better starts shaving your balls, or its gonna hurt)
mrrock
8 years ago
Shelly Marsh (South Park)
Clubber
8 years ago
Wang Clang
shadowcat
8 years ago
Handicapped cock sucker. :)
bvino
8 years ago
Dude...seriously I got a BJ from a drunk girl with braces once and it put me out of action for a month. Making excuses to the other women in my life was a pain and usually went like this" Oh, this red scrape? I musta' caught in my zipper". Hurt like hell but healed fast. Good blood supply. Be careful and have fun . I hope you have her on retainer.
Jascoi
8 years ago
sausage grinder.
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
Unless somebody can dissuade me. I'm going with Iron Maiden. The circumcisor was second.
Clubber
8 years ago
JS69,

Just so "pedestrian"! At least mine was poetic!
impala
8 years ago
Black & Decker pecker wrecker
beguiled
8 years ago
She's got braces? How about Jailbait?
Jascoi
8 years ago
excellent.
flagooner
8 years ago
Jailbait won't work. We need something to differentiate her from the rest of his harem.
Lone_Wolf
8 years ago
Second Iron Maiden.
twentyfive
8 years ago
Flagooner how about Jailbait XXIV
flagooner
8 years ago
^ LOL
Mainster
8 years ago
Sparkles.
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
I like the name jail bait XXIV. Not sure if I'll switch though. And she is at least 18.
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