Never go there early

Okay, sometimes it can be really good to go to a stripclub early. Dancer to guy ratio can be quite good. 2nd to last time I went to Vu, I went in shortly after they opened, 6:30 or so. Place was dead. I was the only guy there. They had to go fetch the stripper. Now, realize this is after paying the cover and a pretty steep price for a soda. I expect to be able to watch for a while, see the girls I think are most to my liking and then get some dances. I felt obliged to get a dance from her, and she probably sensed that and gave a very robotic dance, with no effort at conversation. Look, if the place is dead, sit down next to me, chat me up for 5 minutes and I'll probably get 3 dances in a row from you. Make it seem like a chore, and I'm not going to.

I did walk out and bitched to the door guy. He gave me 2 passes, which was fair enough. I gave one to another person as a gag gift. Ended up using the other one a few months later, going in much later and had a much better experience, that will be for another review.