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Dumbest tatoo you've seen?

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I just spent a few hours drinking to much. One of the dancers had, no shit a machine gun Tatooed on her ass that went from her ass up to the fifth rib. Also had some kind of Arabic script under each of her ass cheeks. Of course I'm in Dearborn Mi, so I guess it's not that unusual. Lol

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  • flagooner
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    8 years ago
    A former favorite of mine had 3 roses as a tramp stamp. The artist didn't have any red ink so he made them green. They look like heads of lettuce.
  • K
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    8 years ago
    Faces are probably the worst. They never look good. They always look creepy.
  • oldnewbie
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    8 years ago
    stick figure mowing the grass next to pubic area.
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    "Beautiful" on the back of her left thigh, just under her buttcheek. "Disaster" under her right

    You guys are going to think I'm making this up, but I assure you, I'm not: a picture of Kim Jong Il on her arm. It was meant as ironic, but definitely generated WTF moments among everyone who recognized it

  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Was she a Korean chick, Subraman ?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    In a NC club a dancer w/ Juice's face tattooed on her right butt cheek - it was creepy
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    Yes
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    Don't quite recall any that looked dumb; but some that are extra off-putting:

    + full back tattoo

    + a tat across her chest above her tits - looked like a gangbanger type tat

    + a well-built (like a black-chick) white-chick in a Dallas club had a tat that covered the whole front of her right thigh - this was 10+ years ago and don't remember if it was a panther or something else but looked gang-banger vs sexy - she said she got it as a teen

    + some ebony dancers that have their entire tits tatted all over (vs a rose at the top or something) - seen some that have spider-web type tats than cover the whole tit desecrating a beautiful tit IMO
  • twentyfive
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    8 years ago
    Is the girl with the machine gun tat, a suicide girl?
  • stripfighter
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    8 years ago
    What ruins it isn't the tat but the size and placement. It becomes distracting and detracting.
  • shadowcat
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    8 years ago
  • Dominic77
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    8 years ago
    Having the name of an S.O. tattooed on her, then covering it up because they aren't on good terms anymore. ... I'm sure that's happened to others and it's an honest mistake while young. Also, Chinese / Japanese lettering. The was a '90s trend and has fallen out of fashion these days. I'm pretty lenient and accepting of most tattoos so I have a hard time calling out many of the ones I've seen as dumb.
  • ATACdawg
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    8 years ago
    Dumbest: A spiral tattoo of ivy swirling a couple times around the torso and down the right leg.

    http://goodguysclub.com/archive.php

    Look for Chyna. Clubber may appreciate.

    Close runner up: A tatoo that up close was actually a very artfully done bouquet of red roses and green leaves and stems just above the pubic mound. Up on stage at any distance, however, it just dissolved into an ugly, black, muddled mess.

    Finally, my candidate for worst of all time - an assortment of large, macabre tats on a stunningly beautiful girl with one of the best, sexiest bodies I have ever seen. I'm talking skulls, gravestones and other weird stuff. Funny thing is, she also had a wonderful personality and was fun to talk with. I once expressed an opinion that she had had a Goth cyclist tatoo artist boyfriend. She confirmed it. :-/
  • DandyDan
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    8 years ago
    I've seen two different girls with a butterfly tattoo, with one half of the butterfly on one butt cheek and the other half on the other. I am inclined to believe they were sisters, but I only see one of them in action anymore.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I wonder what these chicks are thinking when the thought of getting those hideous tattoos crosses their minds - "oh that would be cool" - if they even give it any thought
  • Jascoi
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    8 years ago
    i prefer no tats. especially on a beautiful girl. tats are vandalism of the most beautiful of all creation. that said... i will NOT let tats get in the way of experiencing a otherwise beautiful woman.
  • Corvus
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    8 years ago
    Saw a dancer in Tucson once who was good looking but had a large tattoo on her chest above and between her tits. It reminded me of the symbol universally used to warn of nuclear materials. Highly distracting, way too large, and just a terrible choice IMO. I turned down her offer for dances and never saw her again. And I can't help but think it must have hurt like a bitch to get that ink
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    Yeah, tit tattoos and tattoos on the neck or face (unless back of the neck, covered by her hair) are as atrocious choices as can be made
  • impala
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    8 years ago
    Once saw dancer with papa smurf in the small of her back with "muddy" footprints going down to her crack.
  • impala
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    8 years ago
    Saw another once that had this real weird script on her shoulder blade that I was trying to read. When I asked about it she bent forward and put her face in my lap and then you could read "my name is Kelly, it's hard to tell you with my mouth full"

    Best one ever
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I saw a light-skinned AA that had the NFL logo/shield on the small of her back, it was actually well-done but I thought it was kinda an odd choice for a chick (or anyone for that matter) - maybe she thought guys would like it?
  • georgebailey
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    8 years ago
    Prefer no tats. Thur dum
  • TheeOSU
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    8 years ago
    There's a former local Latina escort who is cute and has natural DDs that has a huge owl tattoo on her chest. If i correctly remember the face was between her tits and the wings were on her tits.
  • jester214
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    8 years ago
    Swastika.

    Small and sort of hard to see but it was there.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    8 years ago
    http://i.imgur.com/p6gx6Au.jpg

    To the best of my knowledge this wasn't on a stripper, but while I'm all for some truth in advertising an indicator that she is about raising the next generation to be as trailer park as she is is repulsive.

    Also what jester just said- Neo-nazi, Confederate Flags and other hate memes are a total no-fly with me.
  • JohnSmith69
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    8 years ago
    Worst I've seen said "Tramp Stamp."
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I saw one that had $20 tattooed on her left-butt cheek and "a dance" tattooed on her right butt cheek - unfortunately the club raised dances to $25 shortly after she got the tats

    :)
  • stripfighter
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    8 years ago
    "Swastika."--Jester

    Are you sure it wasn't the Hindu sign for "all is well" ;)
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