A challenge for LDK...

Hard or soft?

Lol, put socks in your pants and tell the stripers "Can you handle all this honey?"

I did once, everyone laughed. :(

LOL

I take it out as soon as I can. Had lots of success that way.

Slop sum honey mustard on it

Does it count if you have a shiflrt over your dick. If so I've done it in strip clubs in public errwhere

Don't tell LDK to do something like that, because he is the one who might actually do it!

Tell him to go to a swinger's club instead, where some of them even require the men to wear nothing, so that they aren't hiding any hooker cash.

SJG