Joke of the Day

10/27/2016 4:47:52 AM

A PL goes to the strip club and spends the evening drinking and watching naked women. When it's time to go home, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He waits half an hour, and again tries to stand up and falls flat on his face. He waits another half an hour, and when he tries to stand up he falls flat on his face again.

The PL decides that the only way to get home is to crawl. So he crawls out of the strip club and crawls down the sidewalk 2 miles to his house. He crawls up the stairs and crawls into bed.

The next morning his wife shakes him awake and says, "You were at the strip club last night, weren't you?"

The PL says, "Why would you think that?"

His wife says, "The club called. You left your wheelchair there again."