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I wish strippers shook their hips more

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What's Brown and Comes in Quarts?

Me. It takes forever for me to cum and when I finally do, tidal wave. My civie gf loves it, she never lets a drop go to waste. I think her g spot is way in the…

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Gone but not forgotten!

Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder who built his empire in Chicago, dies at age 91

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Gone but not forgotten!

Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder who built his empire in Chicago, dies at age 91

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Hit and miss

This club is hit and miss. Sometimes it is really good, sometimes just ok and sometimes you wonder why u went....but you go back trying to catch the really good nights. This…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stay Far Away

SO I old me friend I wanted to go to one of the more upscale clubs. I never was here and said let's go. We find it again and walk up to ask about cover.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Very nice club

I was in Miami for business and figured I'd check the local offerings. A quick search yielded Tootsie's as being one of the better ones so I went for it. The place has a huge…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Nice local club

Nice local club. There is no alcohol which is fine with me. I'd rather look and feel up naked chicks than drink expensive beer. Place had only a few patrons there other…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Still doing well

This club has surprisingly been going strong for a number of years. It hasn't gone through the shut down and renaming process that has happened to quite a few clubs in South Florida. The parking lot…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Pricey

I stopped in on the afternoon day shift for a beer and was greeted by a familiar dancer who has given me some good dances in the past. She gav me a hug and sat…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Short Stop

In Las Vegas for vacation and I always go here once. It is a bit of a hole in a wall, but overall a good value and the staff is friendly. The one guy at…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Like a fine bottle of wine

It had been almost two years since I had been at the sundowner and got a chance are weeks back to visit on a Thursday evening. It was good when I there in…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Hot girls and good fun

So after some being probed by buddies to try the place out I finally agreed to stop in last Friday night and I was quite surprised. A big big difference fron 7 or 8 years…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Enjoyable relaxing time

First girl that came over was not that attractive. Talked for a bit and she asked if I wanted a dance, but I wasn't interested. The second girl that came over was named Aria. She…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

Better than expected

Beautiful club with beautiful dancers! Great variety as well. Staff was top notch all around, from bar staff to bouncers. Everyone was on top of their game. Dancers seemed friendly and engaged. A little disappointed…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Another Swell Time

Well I returned after a two month absence, to find that the 3 for 1 special no longer exists, but the afternoon drinks are 1/2 off or 2 for 1. Arrived around 4:00 PM and…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Decent time with cutie thick chick.

Decided to stop by the club since it's up the street from my house. Haven't been in a few years and a lot has change. No more sit down lap dances in the main area. …

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Not busy but not open late

Coming from the casino, it looked run down from the outside but it was actually not a bad stage setup. 10 dollar cover but they gave me a soda while you tip singles at…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Friendly but low mileage

I had taken a break from Ricks and other clubs for maybe a year. The price/benefit ratio was beginning to get out of wack and I just needed some time off after too many…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Glad I stopped...

But I won't be stopping again. Or if I do, I won't be buying the special. There were only four girls dancing when I visited, which made it hard to take a girl for dances.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Really good time

Read about the place elsewhere so I decided it was worth taking the trip. First walked-in and felt like a complete newbie not knowing where I wanted to sit or what to do when the…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

JFK

Broke with tradition and decided to head in after shift change due to seeing an incredible blonde during my exit one night earlier in the week. Never been a fan of the night vibe.....much too…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Pleasantly surprised

I've visited Paradise a couple times before and I always wonder why I come back. It's kind of expensive and few if any of the girls appeal to me. Well this visit was…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Not as bad as they say

After many failed visits to Ebony Inn, I thought I will try this place for a change and guys, I don't regret it. May be I had kept my expectations very low before coming to…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Good Sunday visit

Love this place, but it takes a while to get the attention of the dancers. Nice, clean, safe parking. The layout has been described elsewhere. Arrived there. As usual, there is quite some odd time where…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Diamond in rough

I visited Louie's after a somewhat longer than usual absence hoping to connect with the fun (and wild) Brooke. Alas, no Brooke to be found on this day. I settled in with a complete stranger…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Early Morning Shift Change SUCKS

Got into town at 7:00am on a Wednesday and my business meeting wasn't until 10am - So thought why not stop by Hustler's since it was close to my Hotel. Mornings are not to…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still my goto in MA.

Positive - hot dancers, mix of familiar faces and new faces, plus high contact RI-style lap dances in MA for 20/dance. Negative - way off by it’s lonesome, so alternatives that are “close” are in Worcester…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

Club's still alive. Barely.

This club never has more than 1-4 dancers working a night, so I can see why it was reported as closed. But here's the thing - it's not! The times are few and far between,…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

First time at Post. Went this...

First time at Post. Went this morning for the Legs & Eggs. Mostly a good experience. Got there around 9AM. Was odd entering a club that early. Place was just as described here and I had…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

interesting

I was bored on a Saturday night so I decided to stop in and see what was up. I arrived around 10:30 and was surprised by how slow it was. I sat down…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Holiday

Arrived around 9 on a Sunday night. It was a pre labor day party so they had some specials, on to that later. Entry was $15, and they had pre labor day $10 dances. Dom…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

PL

I admit, this club, and a specific dancer, is my weakness. Been a regular here for a really long time. Too long, but that's a different story. Todays visit, as per almost every Hugger visit,…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Decent time, some pretty girls

This place gets busy on most Fridays and Saturdays, but other nights aren't bad. I've been many times and some nights there aren't a lot of girls. They just did some remodeling, so…

Exoticas The Club

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Now Exoticas, Not Goldiggers anymore

I get to Manitowoc about once a year and always make rounds to the 3 area clubs. This club is now called Exoticas and I think it's changed for the better. When it was Goldiggers…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Not a bad time at all

I come here fairly regularly. No, it is not an amazing club, but think it gets a bit of a bad wrap, overpriced yes, but on the right day there is some really good talent.…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

Worth it!

place is the amazing! angela is a beast on the stage! Overall the vibe and dancers are very personable and friendly! It's a decent size, nice big bar and a couple stages with plenty of…

Diva Futura

Rome, Italy

very pushy, not much show-y

The club is in a very nice, easy to reach part of town. The seats were comfortable. The dancers were attractive enough. That's all the good I can say. The dancers on stage spend most…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

In the area, why not?

I was driving up 99 and saw the sign and thought, why not? This club is where the old gals do or the heavier girls (you might find a diamond in the rough but it's…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Decent Time!!

My friend and I were clubbing in SFO and we decided to end the night by visiting crazy horse.We went around 1.30 am and paid entry of 27$.We got in and it was a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Busy Saturday night

This review is for a visit Saturday evening Sep 24 from about 9:30 to 11:30 pm. This was the last night on the road for me on a very long vacation trip. The…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

lap dance sampler

Took an uber from hotel and paid the $7 cover. I have been there during the day shift and had incredible experiences. I figured night shift would be a bit more supervised and…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Thursday afternoon visit

It had been a while since I had gotten back to the Block so I was interested in how things were, what had changed, etc. Pussycat has always been my favorite spot so I headed…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Nice change of pace

Stopped by for the second time since it opened. It was already 1AM in the morning so I didn't expect much. Unfortunately there were only 3 girls working. And there were only…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

A good time in a good place

I was in town for business, and I stopped in on Friday to relieve myself from work. This is a basic strip club - a dimly lit place where half the patrons look as tired…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Only 2 girls and only doing private dances

Went in after 10:00 pm. Stood at the counter waiting to pay cover. Older guy came over said they are only two girls one is in a private dance for an hour and they…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Best in the area with out a doubt even on slow day

Location is next-door to club 22. Much better. During a slow Monday afternoon there were eight beautiful girls on shift. Girls ranged from six to solid eight or nine. Mix of Type of girls. enhanced…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Very sexy girls

The best thing about this club is easy to explain- fully nude women. The girls were a little pushy, though not any crazier than I've met at other clubs. I got a dance at the…

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Hot Teacher Arrested Twice In One Week!!!!

I posted about this broad the other day, now another article saying she's been arrested twice in one week for having sex with a student. First one was 15, then arrested for sex with an 18 year old student. She…

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Hugh. Hefner dies at 91

Cut off on his prime.

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Is Albuquerque located on an Indian reservation?

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A man pulled a bow and arrow outside of a strip club early Wednesday morning after believing the dancers stole his phone, according to a criminal complaint filed in Bernalillo Metropolitan Court. Jason Ross, 36, is charged with…

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Where is the most Unusual or Exotic Place you Have Gone Clubbing?

For me it was Zimbabwe. Amsterdam was second.

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Sexy AA goddess is live streaming right now on IG

https://www.instagram.com/__ohsoyoujade/

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Any body else love fantasy football or sports ?

https://www.draftkings.com/r/Da_Mane I usually play the $20 Sunday main event for a million Hit 160 points last weekend with two teams

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"come to the club" siren texts

What do you do? Shrug and ignore unless actually going? Begin a little debate to see if she wants to persuade you? Negotiate expectations, and maybe become persuaded?

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Dayshift - Where do you find the time and why bother?

What’s up with the sudden increase in dayshift clubbing? I’ve got a normal Monday-Friday job so it’s not like I could go and even if I could why would you? I’d expect the night shift to have the best quality…

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Top 40 rated clubs, how many have you been to?

I guess that I am neglecting my duties, as at one piont I had been to like maybe 25% of them, but with less business travel and ratings changing over time, I've only been to one of the top…

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Deja Vu Coroporate Warning for Las Vegas Clubs

i wanted to warn everyone that according to some current and former employees at Little Darling's in Las Vegas that corporate people came in from Deja Vu and fired a lot of the staff across the board and set major…

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OMG Blair Williams

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT2svkJgf8r/ Now that is talent.

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Lifespan of PL-CF "relationship"

I have been seeing my CF (ATF really) every week for four months now. What's the longest you've kept an arrangement like this going?

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Computers in the work place

Do you use computers in your work place? If so, so you have internet access? If so, is TUSCL blocked? I'm retired but while I was still working, I did use computers and had internet access. One of the few departments…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

bang for the buck

Went in after a meeting. A strip club in a strip mall. Sat right next to ab ebony spinner reading her phone. Ordered a beer, started talking to her, and her hand went straight into…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Poppin

Went to norma jeans on a sat night. Havent been there in a while. They still have some of the most sexiest women on the block. The club was jam packed with customers and dancers.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Relax and Enjoy the View

I had some unsupervised time on my hands, and I decided to swing by the Millstream Inn. I was glad I did. Supposedly the place had been remodeled since my last visit…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Afternoon delight

IAfter reading reviews i decided to stop by during my trip to the area. I liked the center stage which gave me a good view of the dancers. I kept waving the girls away in…

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Trolls

If one ignores the trolls, this board gets pretty "skinny", but certainly more enjoyable.

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You walk into the club and this is the line up for the night

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZh9pSlHHg9/ Which one you getting dances with ? I'm going all in on the only white bitch on the bottom row right at the end LMFAO Thick and hot

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Take my money please!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZVFDuTnSrv/

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Best club in Atlanta for couples?

We will be visiting Atlanta soon and are looking for the best place to check out and possibly get a better than average private lap dance for couples. Suggestions?

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

At least one person is dead following a deadly shooting at a Westside strip club early Wednesday morning. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, the shooting happened at "Flash Dancers" strip club on Blanding Blvd. Investigators are on the scene…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Keep your eyes peeled for the...

Keep your eyes peeled for the tried and true, stick with the girls that will really work ;) for the money! I'm at an age now, nearing my twilight years, where i have next to little…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

You Get What You Pay For

While I have yet to sample all of Providence’s striptease establishments, Wonderland is yet another reason the Great State of Rhode Island continues its streak of stripclub dominance. Massachusetts and Connecticut friends, please take note.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Maybe next time.

I should have known better than to go on a wednesday night but I was in the area after a dinner out with friends. I have my favorites at the club like Rossi and Jessi…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

What happend?????

Man o man what happend to this club? I went on a random friday night out of the blue some time back in june. WTF!! There was only like seven girls working there. Im not…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Good time at Parrot

Went back to RP to find a cute blond i saw walking out as I was walking in last time. Luckily she was there. Em*** has a nice tight body with a natural bubble but and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

awesome

This club is by far the best club I have been to in NJ. The dancers are very good looking (most are 7's or better). The dancers are also very friendly. Most of them will…

Golden Dolls

Berlin, Germany

I love Romanian girls

Nice higher end club. Comparable to a higher end US club. Very crowded for a late night visit. Great assortment of women. Mostly Eastern European but all shapes and sizes. 10 euro cover to enter…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Busy Friday Afternoon, but no dancers

Had the afternoon off, and didn't want to deal with traffic, so stopped by on a Friday afternoon. As usual, the club was extremely dark, so it takes a moment to adjust and to…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Meh-never was great, and isn't as good as it used to be

It's Baltimore County, so bottoms stay on, and lap dances in the room next to the pool table have no mileage. The only thing Excape had going for it was that when the dancers came…

Charlie's

Los Angeles, California

Cheap drinks

I showed up at around midnight on a Saturday night. Their parking lot is a bit small but I am sure there is parking aroundthis area since there are not a lot of businesses around. No cover…

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If you enjoy hot bitches making out then click on this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZik3TEHc8u/

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

All shapes and sizes

Hit up the trophy club on a busy Saturday night, wasn't expecting much. Usually my main clubs are Godiva's 1&2 but lately they've been either damn near empty or the strippers would just rather hang…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

The girls made this place special. I'll be back!

I was greeted with many genuine smiles from mostly naked and hot girls upon entering, all of whom proceeded to make me feel like part of the gang and not just a customer to bleed.…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Getting Better

This was my first trip here in a few months. The layout of the club has been described before so I will not review it again other than to say I do like…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Tampa Favorite

One of my favorite clubs in the Country, but not without its drawbacks. Showed up Sunday about 8:30. Club was very dead with 3 customers and around 8 dancers. Shift had just changed.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cum and go

Small club with an overwhelming smell of smoke. Walked in withdrew money and was approached by a young cute black spinner with bolt ons. Went into the curtained booth and asked what was on the…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Quiet Afternoon

I've been stopping by here probably a couple of times every few years. The reno in side is nice. Didn't expect a lot when I came in during the afternoon but I was pleasantly surprised.…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Musical note tattoo

Had to drop a load so I headed to my favorite spot. Ibtry to get there as close to noon as possible so the girls are fresh. There about 5 girls working and a…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

She ain't what she used to be....

Walked in to a dead place. Maybe 2 other customers. Paid my 10 dollar over priced cover. Sat down asked for a soda. Was immidiately asked to buy dancers drinks. Said no and the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Gets better every time.

Was in South FLA about a week after the hurricane, and wasn't sure what to expect from the area. Had the storm damaged many buildings, and things like that. Long story short, life was pretty…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Great Value and Hot Waitress

This is my go to club when I want to kill time. Happy hours is from 5-8 and its 5 dollar admission fee so its really cheap. All soft drink is free just tip one…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Its a must go

Anyone from Rockford have heard of the lingerie stores but they are under promoted for sure! Chantilly is hands down the best out of them tho! Its more clean, discreet, higher class, and the girls…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Brass

Was there on Sunday afternoon and stayed for couple hours. All I can say is, spend your money someplace else. There barely any girls dancing and drink with moderate price compare to other…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Huge club

I'm from the East coast, not many cities have clubs like this. Cover was $7, beer $6.75. So many girls! There were 7 stages. Lap dances only $20 and they give alot of freedom to…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Bare

Been a while since I been to this place. The room look like a weird L shape and small dance stage. The beer were moderate price and dances were ok. I was…

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Why are some of you TUSCL people so aggressive?

Title says it all.

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Tuscl got updated?

When did tuscl change? I honestly fell outta the game for a minute..

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Tattoos

After all the talk about tattoos latelg, I'm watching the finale of Ink Master. It's a good show, and I really don't like tattoos.

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Proper lapgasm technic

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZhLNK0Dkpg/

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Phoenix this weekend

I'm headed to some Phoenix clubs Friday night, Saturday day shift, and Saturday evening. Lone Wolf is planning to join me on Saturday. The times/locations are not written in stone yet, but if you're interested in joining us…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Different kind of mounds

This review is of a visit Friday evening Sep 22 from about 8:45 to 10 pm. A main reason I stopped in the Washington Park area was to visit the Cahokia Mounds which are…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Solid club to have a beer, not much more

Not a lot of experience giving these, but here's my thoughts. I spent all day on the road, and was looking for a place to wind down before heading home. Standard cover of 10 bucks.…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

BEST BLACK Day Shift Club

I wanted to hit up a club for the afternoon shift. I tried Lexx and Foxxy, but then landed at the body club the next day and it was awesome. the first 2 clubs were…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

An Off day at the Gun

Thursday early evening right about "shift change" visit. Only 3 of the 7 or so stages were open. Unusual for this club, which usually has 4 or 5 stages open early and then full up…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Day Shift at the Parrot

It has been quite awhile since I've been out to the Parrot and even longer for the day shift. The club has one main stage that will have three dancers on really busy days. Today…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Full Service

4pm visit on a Monday. Place was crowded - maybe 8-10 dancers. Sat at bar and got a $4.75 bud. Immediately approached by three girls in succession, all of whom grabbed my crotch to greet…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not so happy hour

I was in the club a couple of Thursdays ago, arriving just after happy hour started. It was happy hour but the stage was empty! Tough to be happy when that happens.…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Not A Bad Afternoon

I haven't reviewed L&L lately so I guess it's time. To be honest, not much has changed other than the industry decline of strip clubs in general. Back when I went often, there…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Very good...but if it's what you are looking for

This place is very good. Now, to be fair, I have been quite a bit. I travel here often and this place has made some changes. Bottom line, it's always on my list of go…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

I thought this place was closed

growing up in Hamilton, this place alway had a bad reputation. I thought it had closed down a few years ago, but when i found out it was still open, had to pop in. Everything…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Total ripoff!

Decided to check this spot out because I wanted more of a hang then a meat market like some of the more hands on clubs nearby. The girls are hot as hell, no question. But…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Small simple club

Went late on a Thursday night and found the place pretty empty of both patrons and dancers. DJ was annoyingly loud despite the small size of the club. It's situated on a well traveled street…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Booty hunting

Since this place and liked the name.. thats what made me wanna try it. Since I like some nice booty was hoping there would be dancers with bubble butts to entrrtain me early in the…

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Anthony Weiner - 21 Mo Sentence Too Harsh or Too Soft?

Let's go there - Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months for sexting a 15 y/o. Apparently it was the 15 y/o that initiated it and there was no child porn found on Weiner's computer. Weiner apparently knew…

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I guess I need....

...to go to more soccer matches! http://www.startribune.com/defiant-topless-woman-carried-out-of-loons-game-at-tcf-charged-with-misdemeanor/448035913/

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Customer Rating

So we as pl's classicly rate dancers on an arbitrary scale from 1 (yikes!) To 10 (perfection). Its like a shorthand way of telling someone else how hot some girl is without going into a bunch a descriptions of why.…

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Are there any tranny strip clubs in NYC?

Are there any tranny strip clubs in NYC?

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Ball Park Tavern or Playhouse Lounge

I've got to drive North past Philly to NYC in a couple weeks, on a Friday evening. Asking the locals: if you could make one stop (about an hour) at either Playhouse in Burlington NJ or Ballpark in Levittown PA,…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Pretty good time

Everybody always says, "I was in the area, so I stopped by," as if they didn't know they were going. "Whoops! How do I wind up in the strip club?" I planned to go here,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

much improved

In going with the current theme, Flight Club was definitely much improved in my last visit. They have removed the old DJ booth, and it gives the club a much more open feel. More importantly,…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

End Of The World Party

(This is long, just a forewarning.) It’s Saturday night. I felt rather overworked for the several days that led up to it and didn’t have the energy to work. I can’t remember the last time I…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Sausage fest, and one seriously fucking rude DJ

I hadn't been here in a month or two, but I had some fairly good visits in July so I decided to give it a try again as I was driving by. I'm sure…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Decent Club for an afternoon

Visited Candy Store a couple of weeks ago and had an average experience. Nothing great, but pleasant and clean club. There were only a few dancers, one very friendly with decent looks and…

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Going to on Long Island

I am going to be out on long Island in a week or so. I was looking through the reviews, I am going to be in the middle of the island for my days of meetings and would like some suggestions…

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Dayton, Ohio

Second visit to the living room...

Second time visiting the living room, amenities are described in my first post as well as other user reviews. This trip, like the first, did not have many girls working, but it was middle of…

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Instagram babes ?

How do you guys find these hot Instagram babes - do you some kinda specific search?

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If You Build It...

Recently my favorite club in the area Pure Gold located in Rancho Cordova, CA was nominated for an award in a local contest. While it's hard to beat the Big Boys Gold Club Centerfolds and Deja Vu I can't figure…

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For Papi pros? Cons?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZImaQoh1Fn/ From your descriptions is this about right?

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Saturday visit

Visited the Hugger in a recent Saturday afternoon. Arrived around 1. By that time there were about 7 dancers working and probably a few more customers. Most girls were ones I had seen before but…

Fantasy's Island Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Dive bar with women

Was taking a trip up to Louisville from Florida so I'd thought I would check out some of the clubs while I was in town. One of my stops was this place where I've had…

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If You Follow RickyBoy's The System...

It makes you a DUMB FAG. But if you "just ask" it makes you a RICH STUD.

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Pro tips for an LDK rookie

There is a significant amount of LDK wisdom here, and I'd appreciate your insight regarding making the most of an LDK experience. I'm hoping to avoid driving home with my pants hung over the dashboard.

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New single " Solo Lean"

www.offtop.co/t/D0bC2GeUnD Your drug dealers favorite DJ .....DJ Juicebox

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LDK eyes only...LDQ for sure

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZgc2oYHKsk/

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John smith eyes only part three

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZgU_6Ghzgq/

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Since the tattoo discussion how about piercings?

A lot of strippers in the clubs I frequent have piercings. Some discreet and not distracting, but some are very distracting. Nipple piercings bother me when I suck on her titties. I find clit piercings a…

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Vinceygirl Michaels Lied about Military Service and Needs to Apologize

You are a disgrace to the human race, vinceygirl because of your lies. Oh wait, I guess that should be you are a disgrace to the Neanderthal race!

The Library

Las Vegas, Nevada

Shocked it was open

I stopped in on a Friday night after work because I saw the open for business sign. I remember good times a long long time ago (12 years ago) at this club, so i wanted…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

My lastday at Penthouse

I am sure I am going to miss this place and a few f these girls all my life for ever . I love this place not so much but some of these girls…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Underwhelmingly Satisfied

Pandoras is the first club I've been too in WA since I moved back. For a Monday afternoon it was quite busy and the girls were not left alone long. The hostess was very much…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Would definitely recommend this club.

I've been to a couple different strip clubs around Atlanta, and this is definitely one of the best. There are alot of young hot dancers. All of them are easy and fun to talk to.…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Leaves a lot to be desired

Went back to a Lusty's one afternoon last week hoping to find some new talent. There was some domestic fight going on in one of the apartments upstairs. Par for the course at this place. I…

Love Ranch Nevada Brothel

Mound House, Nevada

Love Ranch Romp

I know this is a strip club review site but I chose to write a review of a Nevada ranch since 1 - they are listed and 2 - I found the reviews by Dougster,…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Terrible

Decided I was not willing to push my way to Albuquerque this past Thursday, so decided to stop by this place. I should've just gone on to the hotel. 20$ gone just getting inside. I…

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How many stripper fights have you seen

I have only seen one actual fight. I have seen girls screaming at each other and calling names when security intervened. I have seen one knock down, punching, clothes ripping hair pulling fight between two strippers. I think it was…

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Paper Moon VA getting a Guest dancer any one going ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZeriZljJ7k/

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Any fans of spinner porn star piper perri ?

https://www.instagram.com/piper_perri/ I love girls all shape and sizes and damn...for a small chick she is hot as fuck I would spend a few G to make love to her

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Wanna dance?

https://www.instagram.com/allidarlinggg/ Yes or no?

The Art of the LDK

Background New member here, but longtime lurker and also longtime LDKer. I have been LDKing since before the term existed. My first LDK was at Deja Vu in downtown San Francisco back in the 90s. I can't remember the details but I'm pretty sure it was unintentional. But over the years of PL life I have learned to refine and master it for myself as completely intentional and the ultimate intent of why I go to a club. I have other reasons, but truly the LDK is the pinnacle of what I want in a club. I have read a lot of posts about not being to LDK by numerous members. They can't even fathom it…

My first FKK. Amazing!

So I've been checking this page for a while and thought I would share my review. I am from the mid- Atlantic US. I researched this place quite a bit before diving in. I've only mongered a couple of times before this. I used Google Chrome to translate review sites in a foreign language, like lustscout. I decided to check out FKK Sharks in Frankfurt, Germany from all the positive reviews. I made my plans for a long weekend and went late last spring. I was able to get a round trip flight for under $500,which was a deal. Landed and with drew $900 euro from an ATM in the airport. I have two accounts I withdrew from, which…

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Any of you guys ever have a stripper offer you a massage in the club?

I went to Bucks Dallas the other day and pretty soon after I arrive a really hot dancer approached me and introduced herself to me. After that she asked if I wanted a massage. My first thought was that it…

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Another papi chilo AA hood club nose bleed lap dance

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZe7sQ7Ap7b/

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Joey Deaz talks about doing cociane, fucking a hoe and robbing her in 84

https://youtu.be/BWIxFgtOk4M

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Interesting Cologne Reaction

When I was with my CF this past week end I had started using a new cologne "Tobacco Vanille" by Tom Ford. She raved about it for about 30 min, told me it made her wet and proceeded to…

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10 questions for Papi Chulo

I didn't see a 10 questions thread for one of the most trusted PLs on this site so I figured I'd make one. He's probably answered a lot of these somewhere in his thousands of posts but I don't…

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Advice on planning an unforgettable Saturday in Phoenix.

I’m looking to visit either Hi-liter or BSC, actually probably both, this Saturday. Also hit up the talking stick casino at some point, maybe with a dancer in tow. Probably a dumb ass idea I know. I’ve read tons of…

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Comments/Trusts Ratio

BJ99 has taken this board by storm in a very short period of time!!!

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Blow job anyone ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZdbRenHFm3/?hl=en

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Travel Sites ?

What travel sites do you like for booking airfare, hotel, car-rentals - which ones have given you the best deal?

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Portland, OR advice

Heading to Portland in two weeks. There are so many clubs there, it's hard to narrow down which ones I want to visit! Looking for two types of clubs: 1) Looking only: Out for a few beers, tipping…

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How does South Carolina expect college girls to pay for stuff

when there are no good strip clubs for them to work in? Seriously, 15000+ college girls on USC campus, and lots of hot ones judging by the talent I saw walking around back during Rush Week. I can't believe the government…

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Being uncomprtable in a club

How many of you have left a club because you felt unsafe. I have not gone to clubs because of the neighborhood and reputation. (there are areas of all cities that are best to avoid) Even clubs in Washington Park IL…

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I Could Use a Nice Lap Dance Right Now

Just saying.

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What's with the black lines?

What's with the thick horizontal black lines some NFL players have on their faces below their eyes? Is it a team thing, do they think it makes them play better? Is it something to do with their position in the…

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Detroit - How many nights?

How many nights stay in Detroit would be required for a holiday (vacation) to see enough of every club worth going too for long enough to appreciate them? For example could Flight Club and Penthouse Club (I think it's called)…

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My first FKK!

So I've been checking this site for a while and thought I would share my review. I am from the mid- Atlantic US. I researched this place quite a bit before diving in. I've only mongered a couple of times…

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Silver Rain Detroit

I heard that this club had closed and is going to be rebranded as another club. Can anyone confirm this?

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Tats - I just don't get it - why?

I'll never understand what some of the honeys are thinking with their tats. Hell, I like a well placed tramp stamp or a little something placed strategically on the belly or back of the neck. But...I have no idea what…

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OT: NFL Players Kneeling During Anthem

Wow. I think this whole anthem BS happening is going to backfire on the NFL big time. Hell, at this point, I'm not even sure what the players and teams are protesting by kneeling or not participating…

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These women want your dick pics!

https://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/penis-rating-job%20?utm_campaign=DailyDose&utm_source=menshealth.com&utm_medium=newsletter&smartcode=YN_0025759247_0001634981&sha1hashlower=e82b57a27cfcbea6bef5d81153adff90b4c420ba&md5hash=29474974ee3694f413748210e9326970

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Young, Dirty, Suicide Blonds...i love them...do you ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZcDpOSnN3U/

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Anyone feel like talking about this New Englind TD pass to win the game ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZcAk1VjdFB/

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Before i got into Rap, Trap and Crap music or murzik

I was and still am a big fan of rock n roll, metal, grunge, punk and so on Some of the bands I love even to this day are Guns n Roses Metallica Mega Death Nirvana Green Day Red hot Chilli Peppers AC DC Ozzy Slip knot Korn Manson Zombie Disturbed And many others I…

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When strip clubs take a turn for the worse or close altogether

Unlike some TUSCLers here, i just don't have the time, opportunity, money, energy or desire or some combination thereof to travel the country (or world even) in search of strip clubs and the like. So its mostly local or…

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OTC in Tijujana, MX

A few friends and I are going to Rosarito (20min south of Tijuana) for a few nights. We could of course head to Hong Kong and enjoy whatever we want. But thought it would be cool to get some of…

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Would love to tity bang these pair

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZci8HalO9w/

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Enjoying LDK more than real sex

Before giving me Shit just listen to my reason's..and yes this isn't for everyone 1. No sexual transmission of disease or at least a extemly low risk. 2. No worries about knocking up a stripper..or at least and unbelievable low risk 3. It…

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Tucson 2AMer.

Gang Unit detectives from Tucson Police Department are investigating an overnight shooting that took place at TD’s East strip club, 5822 E. Speedway. The shooting took place at around 12:15 a.m. in the club’s parking lot and involved two large…

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Memphis 2AMer.

A shooting early Sunday morning at Pure Passion left one man dead and another man in non-critical condition. The Memphis Police Department tweeted that officers responded at 1:45 a.m. to the club in the 1800 block of East Brooks near…

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Philosophical question

If I have an ATF, and she gives me DATY, BBBJ, and CFS on a weekly basis; am I still a pathetic loser (PL)?

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Your fastest 180?

What's the fastest you've ever gone from attraction to a woman (a stripper or otherwise) to being put off, unattractive or repulsed? Several years ago, I was seated at some bar and the bartender was a girl probably in her…

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The Tide is Turning Against You @vinceygirl...

You should have known you could only get away with your lies for so long. Now would be good a time to apologize to TUSCL, but especially to veterans for your lies about military service.

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Follies Monday dayshift

Headed to follies tomorrow for day shift. Anyone else going?

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Another Teacher, Another Student, This Teacher Is HOT!

Looks pretty good to me for 40! article: http://nypost.com/2017/09/22/middle-school-teacher-arrested-for-having-sex-with-student-again/amp/ photos: https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/pjimage3.jpg?w=750&h=420&quality=85&strip=all https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/reece.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&strip=all

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Internet Tough Guy: vinceygirl michaels

Lied about military service and whacks off to underage girls in teenage swimsuit competitions.

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Invitation withdrawn

I was about to do something nice for a girl the day before her birthday yesterday and i told her in advance I texted her yesterday no response I texted her today hbd I get a response. Btw she put…

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I have erotic dreams every night. I dream of strippers and whores. Is it abnorma

No, I did not send in this question. But I dream of strippers every night. "I have erotic dreams every night. I dream of strippers and whores. Is it abnormal?" Name unknown The line between normal and abnormal…

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Girlfriends for TUSCL posters

I think this may be the Krispy Kreme girl that wants to peg juicebox69! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6022376/claudia-thompson-might-be-a-messy-eater-but-her-boobs-look-great This isn't a joke link with an ugly girl. She's actually ace!

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Boner boy and Dougster are mother fucking faggets

We all know they worship each others meat mountains...they suck and swallow all the cocks Boooooom BBBC wins again and fuck dem faggets

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Ron White tells the story how he lost his V card at 18 in TJ Mexico

https://youtu.be/CBd20JoXwx8 This was a mother fucking hilarious story LMFAO

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Reno update

I saw Shadowcats post. This article seems to be an update and has more info on the clubs. http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2017/09/22/reno-strip-club-investigation-city-manager-decides-release-report/695156001/ I haven't been to the clubs since this came out. I wonder what the management and girls reaction/attitude is going to be.…

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Current GF wants to fuck my ass with a ten inch strap on

She is a sexy but chunky little baby from Krispy Kreme. Nineteen confirmed from her ID..big Tits and a moist mouth with full lips...big blue eyes that look up at you while she drools on your dick...a real keeper The big…

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Question about legitimate massage businesses.

Today I received my first professional massage. I had no thoughts of or desire to receive or seek any sort of "extra" as this wasn't an AMP or any other shady type of place. There were some really cut young…

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What a forced LDK looks like in real life

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZY8bzfAlZs/

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I'm a whale?

Did a 3 hr VIP with my CF and stayed with me from me getting there to close. I am a major PL. And by definition a whale.

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OT: Carmelo Anthony traded to OKC, Trump withdraws GSW Whitehouse invitation

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VM picks on BJ for no damn good reason

What a fucking piece of Shit. I bet he sucks ducks for twenties just to buy heroin

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Larry Fish Sticks has not wrote a fake review since Nov of 2016

Are you afraid of getting called out in your reviews buddy LMFAO Shaylnne looks like we are winning Larry is failing at the only thing he has left in life LMFAO

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The Relationship Agreement update - final chapter

The relationship agreement debacle. My friend and his ATF lasted a month in the agreement. Because she was going to get a monthly allowance she decided to get a new places and since her credit is terrible, my friend had to…

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Making a lot of money doing nothing

I've taken a little hiatus from the strip clubs. Well I finally stopped into one last night. I recognized a girl in there that I had seen in other clubs. I talked to her, and she mentioned that she really…

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Closed club

How do you let the site know a club is closed?