Advice to civvies considering becoming dancers

Dam right

Can you ever see enough naked boobs? Will you ever see a pair and think that you don't need any more? Will you ever see a beautiful woman and not want to see what's beneath her shirt?

Damn straight.

"Once you've seen one pair of boobs . . .

you want to see them all."

Ron Smith, comedian

That was very insensitive flagooner - you should pay them just to talk to you

Actual advice? If the clubs aren’t hiring you, it’s bc you are too fat, or (too obviously) just a cheap whore.

That was very insensitive flagooner - you should pay them just to talk to you

+1 What ever happened to being civilized and bringing in the most impressive specimens from your stamp collection?

And show us your tits.

But Bj99, cheap whores need jobs too... ; )

When are we as a site going to move past this juvenile "show us your tits" demand of wanna be strippers?

It's not like her tits are going to be the ultimate deciding factor in whether we like a stripper enough to give her all our money. Her tits make make her some money from stage tips and selling a few lap dances.

We all know that extras are the best way for a stripper to make real money. So let's see something that will show us if she has the right skills.

Show us your sex tape!

You know in this day and age most wanna be strippers probably already have one on their phone or would be willing to make one.

Or the deadbeat BF has one in the GoPro attached to his skateboard helmet that he swore was turned off when she noticed it was sitting on the night stand instead of in the middle of the living room floor with all his other skateboarding crap.

Cheap whores don’t need jobs at strip clubs, and decent strippers don’t need sex tapes or extras.

I like boobies.

Yes, flagooner, I like boobies, also.

I, myself, am a "show me your ass" guy, but for the sake of brotherly unanimity, today I am a "show us your tits" guy.