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OT: Media Vilifying North Korea

Anybody else notice a major uptick in the media vilifying North Korea? Impossible to quantify but it seems I'm seeing much more "North Korea" is evil articles than the norm lately. Articles about rapes, execution, extortion, etc... Thing is, this same…

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Baby momma vs side bitch

National Slap Champion chips https://www.instagram.com/p/BZSPnBEAYJO/

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Who could it be?....What could it be?

ATF set up the date OTC. I've never seen her be in a such a pleasant mood as today. She really seemed like she was geniunely digging me. So much that she picked a basic inexpensive restaurant to go eat.…

Tijuana

Want to go to Hong Kong in TJ but.....

No passport. I've read some accounts of folks making the trip without a passport and using their birth certificate and driver license as a substitute. Is that a crazy risky thing to do? I keep telling myself…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Interesting afternoon...

Was looking for a place to let off some steam so I found myself at Kennedy's. Not many dancers (2 white, 2 latino, 2 black) were available. Claudia came up to me and…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent but great location

This place is an average strip club in opinion. The location you can't best, as it'd the only one in center city. Find the Apple bees and pizza spot and go down the alley near…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Two visits

This review is actually about a couple visits around three weeks apart. Dollie's is reliable and predictable enough that one review can really do for both visits. The last time I visited Dollie's, I took…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Nice

This was my first time visiting a strip club ever and I have to say after being nervous as heck at first when I finally went in I felt at ease. Went to the bar, beers…

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

Bucks, not so many Racks and didn't try the Ribs

Stopped by on a Monday night because I was near and bored with the other local clubs. $5 cover when I arrived about 9pm. It's been a long time since I was…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Nice little dive

This place is a dive, hole in the wall type of place. The drinks are average enough, I think I paid around three bucks for the beers which is what you'd spend in a restaurant…

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IME: 10 Questions Resurrected

For others here, ime and I have PM'd several times, but he certainly flies under the radar here, although he is a very good contributor IMO. 1. I see you have a review for Sundowner in Niagara Falls, which was…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Terrible

Went after midnight after an event. There was side street parking didn't have to pay I guess since it was after 12. Walked in there bouncer had to kick someone out because he was too…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Two Recent Visits Confirm: Cheerleaders Is Worth The Trip

Hadn't made the trek up I-95 in awhile. But circumstances found me at the South Philly club on a Tuesday one week, and a Wednesday a couple of weeks later. While Tuesdays are known for the…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

AVOID

Wow. Just wow. Decided to pass by after work, after the traffic I was heading into. Place is close to Dadeland mall, and literally on the street of Sunset place. Its a decent sized place not…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Probably will pass netx time

Weekday night decided to pass by since it was on my way to my destination. Looks like a regular bar that so happens to have a pole. No females dancing at the time. About 30…

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Tipping bartender?

The other day I stopped by a club in the afternoon. Place was dead. I think 5 customers. 3 were sitting at one corner of the bar. Myself and another customer each had our own table.…

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RANDOMMEMBER: 10 Questions Resurrected

This is probably going to be one of my most difficult because Random has given very little info about himself in his posts. 1. What do to you do for a living? (assuming you'll give a generic answer like "sales"…

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10 QUESTIONS: THE MASTLIST [ALL INTERVIEWS IN ONE POST]

Here is a collection of all the interviews thus far. More to come. 10 QUESTIONS MASTER THREAD Juice (2nd interview): https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52102 Sinclair: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52069 LecherousMonk: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52016 GoVikings: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52015 Londonguy: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51998 Johnsmith69 (2nd interview): https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51982 jackslash: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51968 lapdanceking82 (2nd interview): https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51956 bj99: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51941 From 2016 gawker: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=40861 shailynn (interviewed by Rech): https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=40831 lapdanceking82 (1st interview):…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Pretty much how everyone has already described it

Finally got the chance to visit this club after so many failed attempts in the past. It is in the middle of a residential area. So when I first drove up I was a bit…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Not So Golden.

Despite the odd turn out, I had a hell of a good time this evening. Doctorevil was wonderful enough to join me on a long night of club hopping and turned what otherwise would have…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

mixed feelings on 2nd visit of year

Stopped in 9:45 PM on Thursday a couple weeks ago. Much smaller crowd than previous visits. Upon pulling in, many more available parking spaces than usual in prime lot. This was backed up by…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

pricey but fun

Been there before and done the two for one nude dances which run $100 with tip. Saw Nikki and decided it was time to try VIP Room. Paid got settled and settled on $80 tip.…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Good experience

To be clear, my rating is for the beautiful faces and bodies. Also, the girls were friendly and they got fully nude. It's refreshing to see strippers with natural bodies, flat stomachs, and little/no…

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Shadow cat must have been busy today. Porn ‘public health crisis’ in Florida

http://floridapolitics.com/archives/245140-ross-spano-files-bill-declaring-pornography-florida-public-health-crisis I wonder if I can get a job doing "Research" By the way, I love that you find those articles Shadow. You must have some type of alerts setup.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to watch Patriots game

This club is regularly reviewed, so no need to go over the layout or policies. Most of the talent were 5s or 6s, a lot of somewhat chubby girls. Most seemed friendly on stage, but…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

First trip to curves.

I came to curves around 6:30-7pm on a Monday. The first thing I noticed is that was just super dark w only black lights. The tables are very close together. There weren’t many people there…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Very Businesslike

It's been over 15 years since I've been to this club, but a friend wanted to meet for lunch and suggested here so off I went. The reason I don't bother with this club is…

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Juice vs Jackie the story behind the story

OK so this story starts some time four years ago I believe maybe three but I'm thinking four lol...anyways this is back when juice just got dumped from his stripper GF and since she and my X wife took all…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

After the storm

It's been over a week since Irma dropped by Florida and "destroyed" much of the state. News reports indicated Jacksonville was "hit hard." Though I saw little sign of damage from the interstate.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE DANCER

This place is consistently inconsistent. I feel like sometimes I go I seem to get attention immediately from every dancer in the place, other times it's an absolute ghost town. Also it definitely appears like…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Top Notch Girls and I love Poker with a View

Highly Recommend. Great looking girls. & Veterans get in free! MMV for extras though. At other clubs there may be a few good looking girls, diamonds in the rough. The…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

$1 Beer!

Number 1 reason to stop in - $1 beers during Happy Hour. WHAT! The cover was $5 -OK- but I have never paid a buck for beer in a strip club ever. Typical layout inside…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First Visit

I was traveling to Florida, and stopped near Fayetteville. Decided to try a coupe of SCs in the area to see how they were. My first stop was Sparky's. There were 5-6 dancers, half AA.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett

I was staying near the airport and needed to find a place with a late kitchen that was not fast food. I saw a billboard for this place and thought, "why not?".…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Tuesday Afternoon Detour

Was headed up I95 to West Palm Beach Airport on Tuesday afternoon and was about an hour ahead of schedule so I decided to make a short detour to the Porthole. As others have described…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

What happened to the day dancers?

It seems like they don't want any dancers or customers anymore during the day. I used to drop by for a fast beer after work and there were always a handful of girls or…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Then and Now

I came back here for the first time in 7 years hoping my favorite dancer from when I lived in Des Moines was still there. I knew it was a long shot, but she was…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Mermaids

I visited this club several nights is row last month. I was in town for a conference and it was a straight shot down the road from the resort. I would have preferred…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Tried to go to Vixens, but ended back here, for the better!

A few weeks ago I tried to swing by Vixens for an afternoon visit - times for that place are all over the place (this site still lists noon, some sites say 3PM and currently…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Tuesday's are ok

$20 to get in. Plenty of safe parking in the lot out front. I came in because I read reviews of huge amounts of very pretty girls. This was not the case, for me. There…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Chill Night

I heard about this club as a good chill spot. I was in Austin and so decided to hit up the spot. First and foremost the club is in the middle of a warehouse area.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was in town made time to visit

I was in town for two weeks and had time for a visit on a Wednesday afternoon. I made it there around 2pm and it was already packed. Seeing that they had a mandatory VIP…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It ain't the pony, but she will dry hump you like you are one.

I don't think I get credit for this, but WTH. After the PP last week. I needed some real skin touching and rubbing. Arrived after 5:00 parking was $10.00. I don't hate it,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follow up to get real deal...

So after a first visit to the club and submitting a first review w limited info due to being more observative the first visit, I went for a second visit with more confidence, and a…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Could've shot a cannon and not hurt anyone

I've walked past this place plenty of times after Twins games and wanted to stop by in the afternoon when I was done with work. The day I was there, the place had very few…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Not a bad time of the day

This club is always a surprise for me. Given all the dancers are mostly white rarely you see an attitude girl. This particular trip me and only other customer was there. The dancers are Christina old…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Bored after Hush

So I was bored after Hush (see review) and decided to go back here. Only 4 girls working tonight. Only 1 girl interesting and just what I wanted. Pretty much same $20…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Friendly Atmosphere

Made my first visit to the Silver Cricket as work brought me to the area. The area seems to be safe and parking was easy and free. As I walked in, I was…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Worth a visit

Got to the club as it opened. Not many girls working so they waived cover. Beers were cheap and the girls were friendly. Didn't spend too much money, but will be back…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Skip This Place

I went to the club last Wednesday night, and I wish I had gone elsewhere. There were a lot of dancers milling around the club, and there were many lesbian women in there too.…

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

Better than nothing

I finish up my business meeting early. So before I hit the road, I wanted to check out some chocolate dancers. I've heard about this dive club from a co- worker. And it was just…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

It is what it is.

You can have a good time here if your expectations are adjusted accordingly. It's a very basic Chicago bar, a sort of cinderblock hut in the middle of a corner lot parking lot in McCook,…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A trip back in time

I visited the 19th hole recently and felt comfortable because for better or worse this is what they were back in the day. The bartender was nice if not as attentive as I would want.…

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Shameless! Netflix TUSCL characters

Just got going into the Netflix series "Shameless" and found many if the characters could represent several tuscl members. My first thought is Rockstar could play the role of Frank Gallagher, the disabled(mental) father of 6 who also claims his…

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Juice sighting?

Ok, now I'm not one to post about other screen names, but I just can't help myself here. A week ago, I ended up taking a long distance trip by car as opposed to plane, which is rare for me.…

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Know wonder JackLash Clubs at Penthouse so damn much

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZRyECuHigV/ Mother fucker owns a casino LMFAO Trips to Paris and shit lol DFK clubs for life

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Jake LaMotta

The Raging Bull has passed to the big ring in the sky at age 95 RIP.

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I had not idea that Howard Stern was married to this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYtHMkHgm-h/

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I found what happened to Mo head

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZL8VhZAMTU/ LMFAO...

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Please inform of my untimely demise

From SamPepys discussion of ATF's OTC handicapping: -->"She told me she has even told family how to inform me if something does happen to her." So, any PLs have such orders in place? I will admit I have, a few times.…

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What Destroys Relationships?

10 Questions that nosy people hit you with: https://www.rd.com/advice/relationships/how-to-respond-to-nosy-questions/ Once you've got a relationship, it is no longer private. No, the relationship subjects you to all manner of normative standards. Every movie, junk mail advertisement, and everytime the phone rings,…

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Substitute teacher and former girls soccer coach is arrested for having sex with

Why didn't I have teachers like this when I was in high school? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901858/Teacher-arrested-having-sex-student.html

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vinceygirl michaels Did Not Serve in the Military

But he lied and said he did. He needs to apologize to actual veterans and to TUSCL for this.

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

First timer

Traveling to Oregon for work, and came across this place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Went on a Tuesday night, and there were a decent amount of girls dancing. About…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Uninspiring

Stopped in on a whim pretty late on a Saturday night (around 1am, I believe). I expected the joint to be jumping at that time, but it was half-filled and there wasn't much of a…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

Feels uncomfortable

I stopped by this place twice. The first time I went I had a couple of beers, no more than $4 for each one. I sat there for close to an hour and only the…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

It's alright

Checked in using yelp 10$ with drink as soon as you get in there the stage is right there you'll see the stage right in the middle. The stage itself looks pretty small…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun Time

Arrive around 9pm. I was pretty surprise that there were a lot of females in the club on a Wednesday. Sat at the bar and the girls made their rounds, the mileage varied from girl…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Reminds me of the old vegas clubs a decade ago

There were a ton of women here. Like Vegas 10 years ago, like at Cheetah, OG, Crazy Horse II, Rhino, etc. Just not as big, but big enough. Actually, this place is…

Pacemaker Lounge

Irvington, New Jersey

Solid time

Decided to visit this club before heading home after midnight. Got in and was patted down and paid a $10 entrance fee. The club is average sized with a pool table and ATM on…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Pretty cool. Pretty expensive.

In town on business so I decided to check out this club. There's no smoking in any club in Wisconsin so the black and milds that I bought earlier had to stay outside. Anyway, when…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

First visit to King Henry

Not knowing LA well, I had once before gotten as far as driving past King Henry, circling around and parking at the lot across the street from the club, but the area seemed (to an…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I’m ruined for life, boys!

My friends and I went this past Thursday, the night before Mexican Independence Day. (Nope, they didn’t include Mexican with Independence Day. Haha) We happened to be in SoCal for work and decided almost spontaneously to…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Hot Cuban dancers make me happy

First review ever and I'm sober. Off season in south Florida on a Tuesday night having baked in my house for a week with no power (thank you Irma), I had only one thing on…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Stay away from JANELLE!!

My mileage is always high at this club. But Janelle (thick body, long wavy hair, claims to be black & Puerto Rican) took me for a ride and ripped me off in that old fashion…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was completely dead

When I pulled into the parking lot, 2 girls in their bath robes were standing outside. There were may be 8-10 cars total. Was asked for $7 entry but inside the club there was just…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

All about ones

I got here at 9:30pm with a buddy. Payed $10 for parking and $10 for cover with an option to get vip seats for another $10 bucks a piece. It was a nice…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Clermont...

After a long break of renovations to the building, The Clermont Lounge is back. It's still the amazing place it was before just a little face overall to the place. Same dancers, same drinks and…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Best talent on the pole in the valley

Tuesday afternoon visit around 3:00 PM. Folks, I was blown away at the quality of the talent on the pole on a Tuesday afternoon visit Not sure if we are seeing the return of the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

OK

Went there last Wednesday for the 2 hour happy hour. Its a good deal, but for some reason this one bartender always give us a hard time. I guess its because we go every month.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Pleasantly surprised

First time at blue moon and I already wanna go back. I've been to atleast a dozen clubs in Arizona and this was the most entertaining one yet... the girls aren't the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Cool place with beer ontap

I'm from out of town and was visiting friends for the week. We hit this club after dinner and has a good time. It's not a great place inside, a little run down…

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OT: Rocketman!

I don't get why Trump is trying to insult Kim Jung-un by calling him "Rocketman" because I would consider it aces to be called "Rocketman" This thread is intended to be narrow and not at all political. I'm just saying that…

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Do you sit/tip at topless stages?

There was a very popular discussion a few days ago (Paying strippers just for being beautiful) that went on a tangent toward stage tipping. So that logically brings up another question on how many of you actually sit or…

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Sydney Van Til in black and white

I don't know this well-proportioned young model at all, but I hope to see more of her! http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/09/sydney-van-til-nude-in-black-and-white (15 pics)

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Not a Bad club

Overall I have not been a fan of clubs in NC. I travel a lot for work and try to stop when I can. I have tried to stop through fayetville a few…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Don't Bother

After my last, less than stellar visit over a year and half ago, I had no intention of returning to Rumors. However, I was southeast of Atlanta and finished business early, so I decided…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great time indeed.

Best time of my life, it was my first time. So as I soon as I walk in I see a beautifull girl and I get a dance. And I'm expecting a normal dance, so…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lazy Sunday

I walked in after midnight and the place looked packed still after an Eagles game that afternoon. Not too many drunk eagles fans but the girls were great in fact two girls that gave…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Always a good time

I usually go here on weekdays to avoid the crowds but decided on a Saturday visit. I like coming here during the afternoons because the crew seems a little more open and friendly. Brooklyn, Jordan,…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Private show was worth it

Got out of work early and decided to hit up my favorite club in SLC. It's pretty slow in the afternoon so there was only about 3-4 guys there with me so I had the…

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Tampa Strip Clubs

In the area for a few days, any recommandations? Looking for a little extra without breaking the bank

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10 Questions - Keep Going Or Quit?

Overall the response has been positive with the exception of one douche bag complaining but everyone pretty much hates him. Keep going? I try to do them based on people I actually know something about versus someone who gives very little…

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Thread Hunt - Jackie vs Juice

Can someone link the original post where Jackie and Juice got into a fight? I haven't seen that for years and can't find it!

Tiffany's Cabaret

Salamanca, New York

Rural Gem

Try to get here when in town at casino. Place is very clean and well-managed. Beer prices are very low for a SC and staff is friendly. Dancers are mostly great, at least sevens but…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Second visit

This place is ok for a quick stop once in awhile. The place is clean not that many guys here, I think I made number 3 not counting the guys working. One girl sitting by…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

A good reccomendation

Was in Atlanta for a few days on business and had a friend who frequents here recommend a stop at follies or tattletale. Warning- this is my first review but I felt I should report…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

joint was strait

came here from the east coast for business, and like any city I touch down had to check out the strip clubs. Went on a Sunday night and it was ok, three stages they rotated,…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Comfortable scene, dancers mixed

I've always liked this place and felt comfortable here the few times I've been. There is good ample parking, most in view of the front door, and I have never had to valet. There…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Southern Exposure was just OK

I visited Southern Exposure on a Monday night. Very small amount of customers and 5 girls. I liked that the girls names are listed on a white board, as are the prices for lap…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Shakers has gone down hill

I travel to Lincoln once a year, and have visited Shakers for the last few years. They have new policies that are annoying. You have to buy a $20 annual membership, which includes filling out…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good times are here again

I'll start with the same as always. Cover is 10 to 20 bucks but you can go to their website and download a $5 off coupon. This will cover the $5 you have to spend…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Sassy's

It has been awhile since I went to Sassy's, so a couple of weeks ago I decided to check it out. There is a small parking lot. You can also park on the street. There's…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Is the boat sinking?

This used to be one of my favorite clubs. Yes they have had the same interior forever but the girls are usually friendly. Im not sure if this was just a bad night or what.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quiet time

Tuesday is hardly going to be a busy time and while that gives a better ratio of customers/girls, this does mean that there are periods when there were only 3-4 customers sat around the bar…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Great place

This is one of the best clubs I have found in the US. The setting is very comfortable and welcoming. The staff is very friendly and seating is nice and comfortable. Food menu is good…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas baby - only club in Vegas that is all nude & serves alcohol

Went with coworkers & customers at the end of a hard convention to blow off steam and celebrate new acquisitions. Customer covered the door fee, coworkers bought the drinks, so I have no comment…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Nice Time

$10 cover, $20-30 lap dances, cabanas available for rent $175-350 depending on day of week and time of day + dancer fees which range (I was quoted 500 for an hour, 800 for 2 hours,…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Quick visit

The bar was fine and the drinks were reasonable price. The dancers were the problems. The dancer did not have any bodies at all. All I saw was long backs and flat butts. One girl…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Fun time...finally

I've been here twice before and had an okay time. interesting setup to this club. They have the main area with one stage that stays busy and an upstairs VIP. One of the girls dancing…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great Experience after long absence

Stopped by Desire about 1:30pm on a Tuesday. Hadn't been in years but wanted to check it out again, will definitely be going back. Nice club, there was about 3 dozen or so patrons there,…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Rouge

So Club Rouge has been the club I've been going to the most over the past few months. Dolphin used to be my favorite club, but with the declining dancer quality there, Dolphin is no…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Similar experience to my last time

Went again after an Orioles game so you know there will be a little bit of a crowd. The crowd has a lot of older gentleman who seem to be regular visitors and the…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Not bad, a little pricey

Stopped in after a round of golf, before driving home. When I walked in was charged 5 dollar cover. Only appeared to be a few girls working, and there were maybe 7 or…

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Been doing dates from a normal dsting site

Been picking up average looking and still pretty 18-26 year olds. Been getting dates, make outs, one night stands and all kinds of shit Makes this 36 year old man feel good about his fat self

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When you see a TUSCL acronym in a real life setting

The other day, I was on my way to my brother's house to help him work on finishing his basement. He asked me to stop at the hardware store to get some nails for a finishing nailer. As I am…

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What do you call 2 cops in the back of a squad car?

Makin Bacon

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Montana

Hey everyone, new to this site. Going through Montana on Friday. Any recent intel on clubs there (Butte) and any success with ITC / OTC.

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Columbus

So I know dinner is here http://hydeparkrestaurants.com/maps/hp-cap/index.htm Trying to get the most out of Tuesday for entertainment......on a road trip for work Columbus, Indianapolis and Cincinnati ( also known as no adult funland)

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

I liked it. Small, older...

I liked it. Small, older club, girl-next-door dancers, cheap drinks, friendly bartender. My first visit, went on a Monday night for some NFL and some nudity, aka happiness. There were 4 dancers: 1 spinner,…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Nothing super special

Stopped by on a Friday shortly after they opened. Got some dances from a slender white girl with glasses, a black girl and an older white woman with a nice pair. No dances made me…

The White House

Auckland, New Zealand

Second review

My second visit to this club in as many years, it's a bit too far to go on the spur of the moment. Because I knew what to expect I didn't leave on the same…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Bubble-Butt, the Sequel

My first appearance here since May, on a Monday night early in the school year. $3 valet parking, $10 cover as usual. Very cute bartender with blonde curly hair, serving me $6…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Enjoyable time at Harem

Spent a few hours there a couple of weeks ago. Got there when the free buffet was still available. Fair to midlin, but it was free. Tipped a few $. Drinks cheap for strip club…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Definitely Not a Club Ad

I went to Tattletale's after being disappointed by Onyx which is right down the street. This was my first visit and I had no expectations (which was good, because this place doesn't cut it. First,…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Fun time

Arrived there after midnight. decent crowd. $10 cover $8 mandatory drink me and boy we're Pretty buzzed so we didn't bring any beer. Sat next to stage, and man was there some Bad bitches!…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Bikini Bar Fun.

So just to be very clear, this is not a strip club. It is a "bikini bar". Basically the same thing, expect the girls are in bikinis and that's as far as they'll dress down.…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

just ok

Spearmint Rhino is probably the nicest club in Lexington. My opinion best place to stop and grab a beer and watch the stage. Private dances are pricey and in my experience, very little mileage. This…

Saint Venus Theater

New York, New York

NEVER AGAIN

i've heard from various channels that this place has been open and shut due to raids and such. anyway my review is from a visit about a year or two ago. this place is the…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Decent

Went on a Tuesday evening. Club is 2 stories. General seating and stages on 1st floor, VIP on 2nd floor. 1 main stage and 2 small stages. Most dancers were 7's, Most of nice…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

no dancers

I wanted to check this place out, so I stopped by at around 5:30-6:00 and when I entered, the guy manning the door told me that there were no girls there yet. It didn't look…

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JUICE: 10 Questions Resurrected

10 Questions for da Mane. You know they say only famous people can go by one name. Oprah, Sting, Omarosa, Pink, Madonna and now you can add Juice to that list. 1. How many accounts do…

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Is Crazy Joe the mad pooper?

I think they are both from Colorado. And they both have a thing with defecating. The mad pooper is a woman but maybe Joe's real name is Josephine. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899358/Police-hunt-jogger-defecating-Colorado-lawns.html

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what do you guys think of her?

https://www.instagram.com/p/8hr20Uha4j/?hl=en&taken-by=sophialeonexo if you click sophialeone up in the right hand corner........you can see more pics

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Shitting at Starbucks: Classier than Shitting at McDonald's?

Title says it all.

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Yet Another Darling Award

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=user&id=561188

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DWTS the pro dancers are hot!

I'm not a regular viewer of Dancing With The Stars - but one of my kids watches it - and I sat through the premiere last night. The pro girls have excellent bodies! They are very fit and hot. Anybody…

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Hottest Women In Large Volumes....The BMW PGA Event In Lake Forest Last Weekend

I went to my first PGA event Saturday, and I just have to say, nowhere have I ever seen more 10's in my life! And by and large they were dressed really well despite the heat. You can tell they…

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I was jerking off at the truck stop...

And a lot lizzard showed up asking $30. I finished myself... $30 hookers is too high. I only do $5 lappers and $20 hookers. Anything else is a chumps game

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More my taste in redheads

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZMBvMpHOuI/

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

New Zealand Update

As some of you have realised I made a second trip to New Zealand for three weeks from late Aug to mid Sept. Here's a brief overview of how I found things on my second trip. Prostitution still remains legal in NZ. In my view this has pluses and minuses, the plus is you don't have to worry about getting busted as you guys say over there, personally I have never worried about it myself. There's also easy access to many working girls either through high street massage parlours or through many ads that can be found in daily newspapers or online. There's also street walkers in certain parts of the town after nightfall. The minuses are that I believe legalising it…

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A little something for john smith

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYv1LyrF0gh/

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McDonalds bathroom...why bother?

This lady apparently shits wherever she feels like it. http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html

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"So You Think You Can Dance"

This little Asian girl in the final four. OMG!!!

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Cora

The sexiest dancer do u agree?

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Besides ordinances, what are other reasons that clubs would not have fully nude

In some areas in the USA, ordinances do not restrict the level of nudity in a strip club that wants to serve alcohol. Even then, some cities have a mix of clubs where some serve alcohol and have fully nude…

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FML

I haven't had intercourse since December 2013. . . . And he didn't even use lube.

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Nice wet AA ass

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZK_6G-gN_f/

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PSA CCLEANER has been hacked.

Just encase no one hear has heard. If you use it check the version you run and update it. I was hacked and had malicious code injected into it.

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strip club / massage parlour

I dropped by a club to check it out and a cute black stripper came over and chatted me up. After about 20 mins she mention I could have a private dance or a massage. I agreed to a massage…

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How many people agree with this from the board

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZMb9SOHYom/

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May be on the west side of Chicago next month.

What are now the best clubs, adult clubs, etc to tour. I know some of the clubs, Atlantic, Fantasy, Club O, Club 390(was good years ago), Arnie's I will pass on as I am not into thick black women and the…

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For those of us who travel.

What is your favorite city in the USA to go clubbing. I personally prefer the Detroit metro area: good variety of clubs and dancers, from the lower end clubs like Henry the 8 to higher end Penthouse. Not overpriced, hotels are…

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Pornstar Angela White - Hot or Not?

Big Boobed petite semi-chubby porn star, has a sexy English or Australian accent (can't remember which one). I'm going with hot because she has the best combination IMO. Brown hair and blue eyes, my favorite! Included photos below of…

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Some of you may want to consider changing religions.

MARYSVILLE, Calif. — A local strip club has raised over $2,000 for two deputies who were wounded in a shooting on a Rastafarian church’s marijuana farm last month. On Saturday, the City Limits Showgirls held a topless carwash on the club’s…

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There can be draw backs to kissing strippers.

http://www.kcwy13.com/content/news/Making-Out-with-Stripper-Leads-to-Future-Fight-and-Criminal-Charges--445417803.html

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Kevin Hart being extorted by Atlanta Stripper.

http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2017/09/18/kevin-hart-sex-tape-swears-off-strip-clubs-atlanta/

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McDonald's

This morning I took a huge shit that was shaped like a z... What the hell does that mean?

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@vinceygirl: This Would be a Good Week for You to Apologize for Lying About Mili

You lied. Got caught in it with no way out. Now just apologize.

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Stripper Perfume: Yes - NO

I for one would rather have a dancer that does not wear perfume for many reasons: 1] They always wear to much. 2] Most usually get by the 5 gallon bucket at Wal-Mart(stinks). 3] It get all over your clothes and make my…

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Burnout

Younger male in his early thirties who broke his strip club cherry five months ago. For awhile I was going twice a week for the last five months but I noticed a couple days ago that I was just getting....bored.…

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BBF People - Have You Seen Grace?

Hey guys, outta towner who tries to make it to BBF a few times a year on my trips through Indy. My recent favorite there has been a skinny brunette named Grace, though I've not run into her the past…

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SINCLAIR: 10 Questions Resurrected

Since I've only had one asshole complain about 10 Questions (Fishsticks) and everyone else seems to like them, I will continue on. For Sinclair: 1. You're one of the top reviewers (# of clubs) on TUSCL. Is there a club…

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Sorry @vinceygirl You are Just No Match for txtittyfag

Lol! It's not even close. It's like watching those last few minutes of Mayweather (tittyfag) vs McGregor.

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Hurricane dances

Hey. I'm in miami and looking to go to a couple clubs tomorrow. Anyone know their status after the hurricane? Many people are without power, so do you know the status of any clubs? Interested in climaxxx, body, coco, or…

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If she begged you to cum in her mouth

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZKFM-WhESk/ While you was balls deep inside her pussy and about to cum could you pull out and fulfill her orders or would you just blow right inside her to her just asking

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What would you do with this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZKN34XAD_c/?taken-by=badbitchesunited1

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Just had first Time FS

Yo guys I'm here at the SC first time on a Sunday $3 to get in I came to see my CF she's not here. This super hot Latina big butt and boobs but still slim with a light complexion…

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Went on a date last friday

Fucked a fat bitch...kinky one..pissed on me...choked me...gagged herself until she puked..good times...cummed three times..not sure about her....LMFAO...when we wasn't fucking bitch couldn't shut up I'm thankful for strippers and hoes that leave once the sex is over

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Next time i club im taking $500 all singles

That's five stacks LMFAO Butches all on me

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Last friday i had a cheat day

In a twenty-four hour period I had the following BBQ Sammy Meal from McDonald's Foot long BMT fully loaded from Subway Pumpkin Spice Cream cheese Bagel from Dunkin Donuts Sushi boat from Green Tea restaurant Mellow yellow and a Carmel chocolate bar from a gas…

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New Favorite SC song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri6GbbvBPcM

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AA Goddess

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZJ0cQsgOft/

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Maybe I should get this surgery

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/16/health/first-u-s-penis-transplant/index.html But it sounds like you need to either have cancer, or some type extreme accident that results in an injury. Do you think they would make an exception and add me to the waiting list just because I'm way smaller…

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Want to see a faggor?

Look in the mirror

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Lets all pull a crazyjoe

And shit up a McD's and do this as a tribute to crappy hamburgers

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This guy knows his $25 hoes for sure

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=user&id=300014

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Want to see who os the biggest troll on tuscl?

Wait no more... click below https://www.tuscl.net/?page=user&id=168725

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Even more proof

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52034

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This place is full of faggots

Proof https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52045

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Since everyone seems to enjoy the instagram models...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYIdYaqFiiF/

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Buying a girl a drink or just tipping her

I always thought what is the benefit of buying a stripper a drink when you are actually at the club to tip her for dancing. Do you think its more beneficial to buy the dancer a drink ?…

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Generational differences among strippers?

By most definitions, the first Generation-Z strippers will hit the clubs no later than 2020, and possibly sooner. I wonder what they will be like. (I mean, aside from the obvious: very young at first.) Most strippers are currently members…

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Two things you cant come back from

Being a snitch and a faggots LMFAO

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Would you like full service ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZJhrZPAvd4/ $300 is the fee

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What's a good mixed strip club in Atlanta???

I already know about the day shift at follies but I'm looking for a hidden gem.....with a cool dayshift...... Mixed....... I like the down to earth dancers and this seems the best environment for that..........

Tijuana

TJ

Can't seem to get a consistent answer but does anyone have any experience with some of the VIP sessions at HK (cost, length, dos and dont's)? Not really looking to take anyone upstairs but wanted to have some fun in the…

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GGG WON

title says it all

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What i da juice mane looks like when i drink and record my rap lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZI_v-VACHk/

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Just found shadow at the University of South Carolina

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZH1FDtAXrb/ Lol...hell take a look ...yeah I bet LMFAO #DirtyOldMen

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Another Darwin award. :)

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Detroit

I am going to be going a business trip to Detroit in a week or so. I will be staying in a downtown casino. I will not have a car, so will be relying on Uber, Cabs, or, god-forbid, public…

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Paying Strippers Just For Being Beautiful

Am I in a minority here? I am white, I mean in another way. I don't go to strip clubs to ogle beautiful women and pay them just because they are beautiful. I leave that to guys who…

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RIP: Harry Dean Stanton

Classic performance in Repo Man. Some of my favorite movie lines... "Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em." "A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations." "Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a…

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Membership in SJG's Church Doubled in Just One Week!

At first it sounds like a startling develop. But then San Jose police found some of the details. The new member that joined was none other than TUSCL's very own vinceygirl michaels. SanJoseGuy said that vinceygirl passed the front room…

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Girls at Follies be fucking you like this lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZHtyPHAaLV/

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Response to Fishsticks Questions for Me

Hey Fishsticks, here are the answers to your questions I got a questions thread for you Shailynn, please be truthful. 1. Do you have any friends in real life? I have plenty of real friends in life, and friends on here, which I…

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Johnsmith69: 10 QUESTIONS

1. Dream stripper dumps you(again) for a younger more handsome more wealthy lawyer. What would you do? Would you take her back? 2. You and a 300 lb black woman are the last of humanity. Would you fuck her to repopulate…

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Juice: 10 questions

1. You can only have chacken fangers or Arby's for the next year. Which one? 2. What's your current Weight? 3. Favorite sport? 4. where will you go for your cheap hooker if follies gets shut down? 5. Would you give a tranny a…

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vincemichaels: Lies About Military Service; Whacks of to Underage Girl in Teenag

Behold your hero vinceygirl michaels, TUSCL! What does it say about you that he is your hero? Lol!